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2021

05

Oct

Kendall Jenner Bikini of the Day

Kendall Jenner is part of the EVIL and DESTRUCTIVE family that is getting paid stupidly, so they don’t care that the public are weak and buy into their nonsense…they buy into any agenda being pushed and the people with the real money, I’m not talking the corporations paying the Kardashians for marketing help, I’m talking the people at the fucking top of those corporations who need those foot soldiers..

With that, this one has managed to make the “rich kid” who could have been fine doing nothing, became a massive fashion model, while not being hot enough to be a fashion model, even though there’s been some ugly fashion models…they’ll just hand that title out to anyone who pushes product for them…which used to be called “SALES PERSON” not “Model” or “Face of the Brand” because they only care about sales…tragic…

Not as tragic as her dad being the figurehead of the war on women, by saying that women aren’t women anymore, anyone who wants to be a woman can be a woman, despite not having lady parts, yet they still end up cutting off their dicks, even though they don’t have to cut off their dicks to be a woman by their own logic, sine being a woman is dead…and men are moving in….full mental health breakdown…that’s gone international…and is in the schools being pushed on the kids…while I remember a time when trannies were reserved for sex work..

Now I don’t care if a man wants to be a woman, pretends to be a woman, but I recognize it’s mental…but not as mental as the POSSIBILITY that Kendall’s fleshlight was used for Bruce’s pussy design….ok…

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2021

28

Sep

Kendall Jenner Underboob of the Day

Look, it’s a Kardashian/Jenner hero struggling her way through the pandemic, not in mask, showing face, and bikini body because if you’re rich enough, the world doesn’t get mad at you for not locking yourself in your basement with an oxygen tank you stole from your dentist’s office after saran wrapping the doors so that the germs don’t seep into the room, but in the event they do, you’ve got a vat of hand sanitizer to help you power through it…

The world doesn’t get mad at the Kardashian/Jenners and their traveling non stop through a pandemic because they have work to do, brands to push, things to see…they have already accepted them as a superior class of human they NEED out there living so they don’t have to….

Now I don’t think that the Jenners in Bikinis on Boats living a better life than you is a big deal, she’s worked hard for this, or sold her soul for this shit, who knows…I just think it’s funny that people are so outraged except against celebrities and that’s weird….but not as weird as my enjoying her in a bikini when I should be outraged too.

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2021

21

Sep

Kendall Jenner Ass of the Day

Kendall Jenner’s struggling her way through the pandemic, as so many of the rich and famous are, you know doing their private jet traveling to Jamaica when the middle class can’t, you know whether it’s for travel advisories, following the rules, or lockdowns, or testing and vaccine measures, maybe because you don’t like wearing masks, but since you’re not at the Emmys you’re forced to….

What I am trying to say is that THANKFULLY Kendally Jenner gets out in her thong bikini, where she gets to go to all those touristy places that are overly excited to have some business, all while not having to deal with the crowds that they typically deal with, making travel far more relaxing for people who would normally be terrorized by the fans, because social media has made these garbage people the leaders of other garbage people…

The good news is that her ass looks alright, probably not the kind of thing you’d expect the locals to be all that excited about, I’ve been on a flight to Jamaica decades ago, and half the plane was filled with obese white women with their half white babies coming to see their dad…you know targeted resort pregnancies…to add some spice to our lives…but still a decent ass on what we can assume is a piece of shit human based on everything they’ve told us about themselves…in this social media transactional infomercial existence we live in.

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2021

26

Aug

Kendall Jenner Nude of the Day

Kendall Jenner is bullshit..but you can’t just hate on a bitch who is taking the opportunities that land on her lap from her shitty famous family who positioned themselves as the ultimate AVON LADIES pushing bullshit on social media, turning everyone into some commodity no one needs, selling product you don’t need, MONETIZE MONETIZE MONETIZE…the worst of capitalism…before the actual WORST of capitalism happened with this whole Big Pharma controlled pandemic lie…

Anyway, she’s long and lean, I can get down with looking at her naked body, despite being an ugly person in an ugly family that represents all that is ugly out there…

So if she’s overpaid, a reminder that society is doomed, that society is a bunch of dick sucking followers trying to have dick sucking followers of her own…and this is a campaign for her brand, that unfortunately doesn’t feature her BRUCE JENNER BUILT PUSSY….you know athletic compared to the other pussy he built…so he used it as his fleshlight mould they used to sculpt his penis into…evil.

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2021

18

Aug

Kendall Jenner Ass of the Day

Kendall Jenner is part of the evil agenda, whether you believe in evil or not, the Kardashians may not know this about themselves, and they likely think they were clever to get on the social media marketing business early on by poaching the staff from the media company that was running their social media….

I am convinced this could have happened for any family, if they were positioned properly….and nothing they did was really impressive.

Kim launched a sex tape to launch their reality show with Ryan Seacrest, which normally wouldn’t end up on TV based on the leaked sex tape, but for whatever reason, no one gave a shit that she was a porn chick, who signed a porn contract before releasing her porn tape, that doesn’t matter, let’s SELL PRODUCT….gutter….

I mentioned this is the morning hangover dump, Kim K was second tier and would have done anything for a dollar or attention or both…and it worked out and the worst thing about it is that the people, the masses, probably the same people who get vaccinated, will do whatever the fuck they see the Kardashians do because they are just that empty and brainwashed….it is all by design, nothing is random…

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2021

03

Aug

Kendall Jenner Bikini of the Day

This is the hottest of the Kardashians in a bikini selfie because they are all a bunch of whores, but don’t blame them, blame society…they’re just ahead of the curve and figured out how simplistic your content needs to be to get people to buy whatever bullshit you’re selling, but more importantly, to think that you’re important…when you’re not..

Everyone positions Kris Jenner as this mastermind who made billions of dollars for the family and the reality is if she was so smart, why did it take a sex tape to make this shit happen and why didn’t se get her start in the 80s when the first of her monster troll daughter crawled out of her DEMON HOLE…

The point is that they knew how to sugar baby and whore out on a micro level, they just scaled that the macro level, and the internet was a great tool for that….

I assume they were cast or hired to do this, maybe by secret agent Ryan Seacrest, who spun the sex tape into a billion dollar hit TV show that people surprisingly watch and like, because I clearly forget how dumb society is…and now they are figureheads for being famous for just being you, while being influential enough to push anything they are paid enough to promote, from medicines you don’t need…to shapewear you don’t need….to tequila we don’t need…as their line their shitty pockets..

As a whole, they’ve turned society into a bunch of narcissistic fucks taking slutty selfies for attention, making things pretty trashy and porny, and I guess I shouldn’t give them credit for that, clearly we were headed in that direction, they just helped it really go mainstream…because there was a time girls weren’t bikini selfies for attention or money…there was a time you had to BEG for a panty pic…and now that shit is everywhere and free…I don’t complain, I like sluts…I love sluts…I really love sluts…I just think it’s more fun when there’s more challenge involved, more interaction in our transactional love, less desperation from the women involved….because money isn’t everything, being a whore isn’t everything, but people have lost sight of that…so here is this…

The good news is she’s not the troll sisters or the dad who cut his dick off cuz he’s mental…it’s the hotter one…who isn’t that hot, but who’s body is…and that’s good enough clickbait to keep her instagram working for her…

Trash.

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2021

20

Jul

Kendall Jenner Pussy Print of the Day

Kendall Jenner Pussy Print Bikini

Kendall Jenner is bringing you some obnoxious bikini selfie, not because it’s terrible, I mean she is the hottest of the Kardashians, so if we have to look at any of them, it might was well should be the skinny one with the solid ratio, even if she’s in front of her gold bath-tub because she’s a FANCY pussy, even though FANCY pussy can smell like dead animal, feces and sea creatures as much as broke ass pussy….just because it can afford the tonics and perfumes or gets gifted them…doesn’t make a bitch any less rank…if anything, the rich girls are the lazy ones, who are the more rank, NOT that I’ve ever hated rank pussy, I think it adds flavor, I’m just saying rich or not, it doesn’t make her hotter or more interesting, it may just make her hotter cuz she has a team of digital retouchers and plastic surgeons who cut off her dad’s dick and shaped it into a pussy.

I think the Kardashian Jenners have been a sign of the fall of society for the 10-15 years they’ve been around, and I find it hilarious that people buy into them or follow them like they matter, but I am not shocked by it or really that amazed, since most people are dumbed down idiots who just do what they are told….the crowds may make people rich as they accumulate the support of the masses….I think its’ called CRITICAL MASS OR THE TiPPING POINT….BUT that doesn’t mean the crowds know what the fuck they are doing because the second something better happens, their loyalty to pieces of shit like this will disappear….and for whatever reason, it just hasn’t yet….BUT I fucking hope it does….

Not that I mind her bikini selfies, I mean she’s got a good body, it’s just too much hype, too much affiliation to evil, and I truly believe this family are a national threat and have done irreversible damage to a generation….but check out her tiny titty tuesday tan line in the smut she creates…not bad.

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2021

06

Jul

Kendall Jenner Cameltoe of the Day

Kendall Jenner Pussy Print

I saw this important and amazing story earlier today or last night, I don’t really remember timelines, it could be dementia but aren’t you glad to be here with me through it….

The story was that girls in Norway or some other country will need to disclose if their photos are photoshopped when posting a #ad. So as part of disclosure of “I am making money telling you this is the best drink I ever had even though a month ago I told you this other drink was the best drink I ever had cuz I’m a vapid nobody loser who pushed products like an AVON LADY cuz it makes me look legit”….they have to say “and by the way, I edited my dick out of the photos like I was Kendall Jenner and her Dad…..

The reason they are doing this is simple….thanks to the shitty, ugly, vile, pitchmen that are the Kardashians, who have single handedly made billions of dollars making cute girls DESTROY themselves…because I really think that they are a product of where humanity was headed and I’d never give them credit that their impact was substantial, just because they failed upwards into the right place, but the truth is…they’ve changed the faces of so many with their popularity…and people should revolt….but that’ll probably only happen when the chemicals react in 20 years and all these women have their faces fall off…IT COULD HAPPEN…assuming the earth will be around in 20 years…

So seeing Kendall and her shorts jacked up her pussy….even as the hottest of the kardashians…is still fucking vile to me….just too many lies from terrible people…

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2021

24

May

Kendall Jenner Crop Top of the Day

Kendall Jenner represents a family that represents all that is wrong with society…

They fake their “hotness” and sex appeal, they built their celebrity off of porn, but instead of being cancelled, they got a hit TV show that I’ve never seen an episode of, but that I know fucking sucks…which allowed them to become the most irritating “Pitch Men” in the history of spokespeople who push shit you don’t need on the public…and they got very fucking rich in the process..

You know the Kardashians, you know they are evil and overrated, but masterful digital marketers….an d the only real redeeming Kardashian around is Kendall Jenner, which isn’t to say she should have ever been a “top model”…or that it wasn’t just because the family trained their audience to buy, so anyone who works with her convert sales, making her “pay for herself”….which in a world based on money grubbing is a good thing, people want to make more money…but in a world where I’d like to see more unique creative ideas put out there…rather than just idiots running after a paycheck..it’s all pretty fucking gross…

You see, even after they’ve made all their crazy money, they aren’t doing innovative things that progress society, they just do the bare minimum and I am sure they are responsible in part for the dumbing down of society…everyone trying to be an influencer….I just don’t understand how anyone subscribed to their bullshit, followed their bullshit, and tried to emulate their bullshit, whole buying all the bullshit they told them to buy…

HOWEVER, at least Kendall’s go that taller, skinny, less plastic looking body, even if everything this family does is face, except maybe for Bruce cutting off his dick, I think that was real….and fucking crazy.


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2021

06

Apr

Kendall Jenner And a Cock of the Day

I dont know if you’ve seen the uncensored Khloe Kardashian bikini picture that people are either mad about or rallying behind….by uncensored I don’t mean demonstrating her before and after penis enhancement pills….I mean unedited bikini pic that got accidentally posted where you see all her mangled scars and shit….looking all dumpy and monstrous and shit…not like the avatar version they all look like online wile running their billion dollar empire….but if you have seen that…google it….because the Kardashians are suing people who post it and as fun as that seems….it’s not worth it cuz she’s the monster one who gave hope to monsters everywhere by inspiring them to edit the shit out of their pics too….because they identify as hot chicks when they are ugly as fuck…you know…empowerment shit..

Anyway, I will post Kendall though, even if this is just an edited as fuck version of her, all pics on the internet are a lie, don’t believe this virtual life and TURN OFF THE NET…

But these edited pics of Kendall, even if they are fake, a lie, a cartoon version of her, are the best thing the Kardashians have to offer, I mean other than Bruce’s Female Ejaculation tutorial videos….and since they aren’t going anywhere…we might as well stare at the best of the worst that is likely still the worst!



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