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2020

26

Jun

Kendall Jenner Nipples of the Day

Kendall Jenner Nipples

For those of you who don’t know, the Kardashians run all their social media through an agency they own. They have a full staff on board to properly execute their media empire. I used to know the girl that runs it, she was poached from BUZZMEDIA, which was a company that basically owned all the celeb blogs, from EGOTASTIC to WWTDD and other shit like Spin Magazine…

So it’s all some brainwashing, digital marketing, supported by a TV show, that went viral from a sex tape bullshit….and everytime you see a Kardashian or Jenner in a slutty picture, it’s because the team that runs their accounts decide “Ok we need a nude”….it’s all just click bait, to keep them in the news, to keep them trending, to keep their scam alive…but that doesn’t change the fact that a naked Kendall Jenner, resorting to low level smut, to get views, is hilarious because even when you’re a billionaire, you gotta do Only Fan tactics to keep up the bullshit.

The fact these trashy cunts aren’t cancelled makes no sense to me, but here they are…existing…

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2020

12

Mar

Kendall Jenner Titty Flash of the Day

Kendall Jenner Tits Underboob

I guess there’s some level of humor in the fact that I’ve never cared about celebrities or celebrity gossip, but for the last 15 years I’ve been posting updates from whatever celebrity is trending that day.

I know people just assume there’s this level of love or passion for pop culture because of the site being 90 percent celebrity content, and no one really understand why someone who has no interest in celebrities would have a site about celebrities, but at the time it seemed like a good idea. You know it made “comedic” sense. A guy who knows nothing about celebs and has no interest in celebs writing about celebs…as it turned out it’s been pretty fucking abusive on my mental health…but 15 years ago we weren’t a bunch of whiners and mental health cries were saved for criminals and suicide survivors, everyone else was just a fucking baby.

ANYWAY, Kendall Jenner and all the Kardashians are so low on my list of celebrities I already don’t care about, so it is almost painful to write posts about the ugly troll turned “fashion icon” because this is the world we live in…just give anyone the job…as long as they have that Kardashian hype, and don’t look like a Kardashian…so fucking lame.

Then there’s the whole them trying to market themselves and that also is so fucking lame…like with this sweater we hope makes her catch a chill, weakens her immunse system, so when she links a random thing she brought back from Italy Fashion week, she dies.

Undertit in a crop sweater or not, this bitch sucks harder than her dad sucks his old dick that now lives on his mantle next to his Olympic medals….conquests…ya know.

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2020

03

Mar

Kendall Jenner Skinny in Bike Shorts of the Day

If you’re interested in the ass that Bruce Jenner’s Vagina Made when it Came inside the Kardashian mom, well here it is in bike shorts, looking skinny, and idiotic.

This trash that we can’t really blame for being a Jenner / Kardashian pile of shit, and who we should semi support for attempting to be a legit fashion model, despite clearly being an average looking girl who had a dream of being a fashion model, and the resources to buy herself into being a fashion model, because the family converts sales for brands, and if they use one of them like she’s a legit model, they can get her and her family to post the brand to support their sister’s dream.

SHe is the equivalent of a rich kid going to a recording studio to record an album. The album isn’t good, The music videos aren’t good. The overall experience a joke to everyone but the girl with a dream not even aware of how lame she fucking is….only for “fashion”.

There is nothing hot about any of the Kardashians….they are a stain on society no matter how much money they wake but her dad has a pussy and that is ALWAYS comedic.

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More importantly….she’s doing bikini pics that have been photoshopped and she looks much better…keep the photoshop alive!

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2020

11

Feb

Kendall Jenner Stripper Outfit of the Day

Kendall Jenner Stripper Outfit

Kendall Jenner is in full stripper gear, in what we can assume is a tribute to the stripper that fell two stories in Dallas and now has her jaw wired shut so that she can’t suck dick and make the real money….I posted the video yesterday.

I figure Kendall is standing in solidarity with other whores because the stripclub won’t pay her out because stripping doesn’t come with health benefits…but she’s an elitist cunt and not paying shit…

But she could just be ironic, you know wearing the stripper outfit because the family’s celebrity started with sex work, Kim’s “STAGED” sex tape she signed a release on…to generate buzz for an already rich family…allowing them to become billionaires…GARBAGE….

It’s probably high fashion brand copying the cheap Miami made in China sex gear strippers wear to be “edgy”….because buying actual stripper gear at the sex shop is trashy, when it’s got a designer label it’s making a statement, you know because Kendall has so much to say and offer the world, her STATEMENTS really fucking matter to us….the lie promo model being treated like a fashion model because every industry is confused as they adapt to social media figure “she’s got those followers who convert, let’s put her on the runway, it’s the only way to get her promoting us for cheap cuz she wants the cred, otherwise we have to pay a million dollars a post”…all calculated…all garbage…all the time…

Either way, this is mocking strippers by her not stripping, it’s some clickbait, it’s some fucking false marketing…TRIGGERED as she jacks off a culture….


Here she is with a rabbit in her underwear

Here she is with her nipples out for Tom Ford

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2020

10

Feb

Gigi Hadid, Bella Hadid, Kendall Jenner Nipples for Fashion of the Day

Gigi Hadid Runway Nipples See Though Lace

I don’t find any of these girls interesting. I don’t find their foray into fashion all that special or fascinating. Fashion used to be some exclusive thing for rich people, now it is just trash. Strippers save up their lap dance money to buy bootleg version of the shit. If anything I just find it dumb.

So GIGI, Kendall and Bella Hadid all with their nips out for fashion, doesn’t have the same impact on my soul as when I used to jerk off to fashion magazines in the 90s. We’ve all seen their tits before. They aren’t that hot. They are overrated hype and it’s hard for me to ignore that they are Kardashian built digital marketing success stories. Just a group of rich kids who were like “I want to be a fashion model and taken seriously” who were able to amass the following to make the mooch fashion industry that just wants more and more sales of their overpriced garbage and getting some social media whores from Reality TV in on it made sense….because they can push product.

This is basically the best seller at your local Pyramid scheme being treated as the face of the brand because it’s a small trade off to get her to make those sales…because these three push product.

The fact anyone finds them interesting or deserving is just a sign of the times, where all people care about is sales. Bottom Lines…and this trash helps them get there.

The funny in all this is Gigi Hadid looks like she just celebrated her 40th birthday party, is run the fuck down as her old tired faces melts off her. Bella Hadid is some jacked up monster with hard edges who looks like she could be a murder weapon if she sucked a dick deep enough to make contact with the body….and Kendall just looks like Bruce.

But for some reason people still pay attention, hopefully not the younger people, it seems they’ve run their course….retire them and bring some actual babes, not rich kids with the right connections.

Here is her sister Bella Hadid in the same runway show with the sister tits
Bella Hadid See Through Cleavage

And here is Kendall Jenner with her tits out for Tom Ford also.
Kendall kenner see through nipples tom ford

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2020

10

Jan

Kendall Jenner Thirst Trappin in her Panties of the Day

Kendall Jenner Thirst Trappin Panties

You’d think by now, the Kardashians would be as bored of producing content around themselves in various states of naked – to keep the family empire alive as we are of seeing them.

It’s like give other whore families a chance for some of that marketing money.

I get that it takes little to no effort to do this, girl doesn’t even need to do hair and make-up, just put on a pair of panties a pose in a selfie like a GoneWild amateur on Reddit trying to get her career launched or at least trying to make more money than she does at Subway making sandwiches by posting her nudes up….but when you have a ton of money, status, work lined up…you even a little effort to keep the fans horny for you is too much.

They’ve basically done it all, from sex tapes to turning their dad into a chick after he cut off his own dick….so panty selfies that anyone with a phone can do is a joke…and people talk about them like it’s not a joke…or like it’s hot cuz you can’t see her acne scars…but all I see is shit stains…even if I don’t actually see the shit stains…I can fucking smell them through my computer….

I just hate disgusting humans…and all these humans are disgusting…

Kendall Jenner Thirst Trappin Panties

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2019

16

Dec

Kendall Jenner and Cara Delevingne Dumb Photoshoot of the Day

Kendall Jenner Cara Delevingne Dumb Photoshoot

This is the kind of Calendar I would get just to inspire me to kill myself every day of 2020…

You know, Calendars are a dated concept, and a HORRIBLE fucking gift….because I have a fucking computer and a phone and I don’t need your tree killing shit to hang up in my garage like I care about what date it is…when every day is basically the same fucking pile of misery….but I figure if 2020 is the year you want to kill yourself, this is the best way to do it…fucking stick it above your bed or in your shower and cross off every day looking at these scamming, unattractive, rich cunts who trolled pop culture into thinking they matter, while reminding yourself that this is the world we live in and it’s miserable…and if you’re not suicidal, because like me you find living LOLz cuz everyone is so ridiculous and nothing matters….gift it to someone who is suicidal….or who you hope is suicidal cuz you don’t like them but know they don’t like themselves…because it may inspire them to kill themselves too…cuz that’s how shit Kendall and Cara are…the kind of shit that make people think they’d rather be dead than live in a world that celebrates them.


Kendall Jenner Cara Delevingne Dumb Photoshoot

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2019

05

Dec

Kendall Jenner Fake Lesbianism with Bella Hadid of the Day

Kendall Jenner Bella Hadid Lesbian Bikini

Kendall Jenner Fake Lesbianism with Bella Hadid is obviously some lame fucking clickbait for the paparazzi they called to make some money and get the two trolls in the media like they are used to…because when you’re a Kardashian or a Kardashian affiliate it is this easy.

I remember when girls used to do this at clubs, before it was a thing for girls to mount each other or make-out, and circles of dudes would surround them like it was some kind of dance off, we were all just so excited to see girls losing their mind and fucking sucking each other’s tits on the dance floor….

But now, in this era of everyone being a lesbian, it’s really just some lesbian cultural appropriation, and she should be CANCELLED but the Kardashians can never be cancelled…there are too many idiots paying attention…I guess ya’ll are bored.


Kendall Jenner Bella Hadid Lesbian Bikini




Here is Kendall scratching her pussy…hot body…

Kendall Jenner Bikini Pussy Scratch

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and HERE is Bella Hadid in some topless shit


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2019

04

Nov

Kendall Jenner Nude of the Day

Kendall Jenner Naked Nude

Kendall Jenner used her birthday as an excuse to post up all these nude photos of herself, you know cuz the Kardashians are clever and can use the whole “I’m in my birthday suit on my birthday” as a marketing hook to remind people they exist, how can we forget, they shove themselves down our throats more than black dicks have been shoved into ALL of the motherfuckers..including their dad’s new pussy….

I guess this is strategy to help sell product no one needs because top influencers push insane numbers to their online stores….selling shit to kids with access to their parents credit cards…but it could just be exhibitionism…as we’ve learned from social media than any and all of these people when given the platform….are all exhibitionists…

She is the hottest of the bunch, the skinny one who hasn’t raped her face yet as hard as the other muppets in her home….but that doesn’t mean she shouldn’t be taken out back and shot.

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2019

03

Oct

Kendall Jenner Slutty for Fashion of the Day

Kendall Jenner Reserved Erotica

Kendall Jenner for some fashion brand reminding us that the Kardashians and their affiliates are highly marketable creatures, cuz they can’t be human, sent to us from the depths of hell, to shameless sell us products that both pay them a lot of money and inflates their already inflated egos, because ultimately they are being celebrated for zero value, accomplisments, the main one had a sex tape and the rest of them rode that shit to the top of the fucking money pile….because they saw social media was a place to sell to idiots…and they’ve been at it for at least a decade now. Pretty fucking crazy, but the value system in America is make as much money as you can, which is why people like this exist and keep busy making more money they don’t really need, but might as well take, cuz they can.

It’s a crazy world to think that this family is the single most important family when it comes to internet marketing…they have that much influence and power yet are zero fucking interesting.

This is the hottest of the bunch, unless you’re into 90 year old Zombie men who cut off their dicks….or fat girls in black face, but she’s still pretty shit.

here is the video..

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