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2016

21

Jun

Kesha’s Fat Tit of the Day

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Kesha posted a picture of her busting out of a bikini top for her instagram, which means she thinks she looks hot in this pic, or that her tits look hot and that she wants to share her tit with those of you who never thought Kesha was hot…because she’s not..

Or maybe this is all part of the Kesha liberation, from when she dropped the $ dollar sign from her name, you know because she’s an independent women who can’t be owned by a man, even though her career was created by that man, and he technically owns her…in modern day, rich person, dancing monkey pop music puppet white girl cotton picking slavary…because she doesn’t need a man now that she’s already famous – give her her freedom and look at her tits…LIBERATION….

It’s Kesha, who cares, just be happy she’s stopped fucking whining.

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2016

16

May

Kesha Topless for the Body Shamers of the DAy

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Kesha posted these pics of her naked…with some bullshit rant:

I have been battling depression and an eating disorder for a while now. my career is in a strange place and it feels like I’m fighting an uphill fight some days. but I have decided to take my life back. my freedom. my happiness. my voice. my worth. I will not just fucking be quiet and hide. today I will say fuck it and live. So FUUUUUUUUCK it. today I’m making that choice. AND IM HAPPY AS A DAMN CLAM. and also a big ol fuck u if u wanna hate on my body. just remember that makes u look like a dickhead

I call it:


Kesha is fat and sloppy and making excuses for it and other fat girls who don’t like being accountable for being fat relate and celebrate

This body empowerment garbage is so stupid. It’s ok to laugh at people. Our society was based on calling people names and as a fat man, who recognizes I am fat from diet and lack of exercise, I can say that lots of girls have been disgusted by me when we fuck because of my fat, and I never posted some “this is me, this is who I am, I love myself” nonsense..that is just nonsense…proven in the fact you’re making these idiotic claims…you fat bitch..

I never liked Kesha..and still don’t…she’s just lucky she’s Katy Perry’s party friend from before they were famous.

Self discovery is so annoying when it is done in public for everyone to see intentionally – because it’s an angle to get noticed. Fuck the World…Right Kesha? You slob bitch.

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2016

25

Jan

Kesha’s Amazing Grace Cover is LOLZ of the Day

Kesha, who I guess took the money sign out of her dumb fucking name, was created by a serious producer named Dr Luke, who basically has a lab where he puts out pop music hit after pop music hit, and in being in that business of creating hits, he’s took Katy Perry’s hipster party girl BFF under his wing and singed her into a management contract, and produced hit songs and made her a huge fucking star….

But as these things work out, and not just in creepy dude maximizing and making dreams come true for desperate girls, but in anything, people just refuse to admit someone made them and anything but their own talent and drive made them….

So Kesha released a song to remind you she exists, since she’s techinically not allowed to do any new music as she’s cutting ties with him, by saying he sexually assaulted and beat her…because that’s the easiest way to get out of contracts that ban her from producing music with anyone but him…fair pay off if you think about all he did for her from a rational perspective, but exploitation from the courts perspective, so this week…she will be set free and it will be another story of ungrateful girl using her vagina to trick a guy to help her get where she wants to go…and she did a cover of Amazing Grace to celebrate that..

The truth is, these are all a bunch of spoiled fucking brats who make average at best pop music because they know the formula and the general population is dumb as fuck…

What a joke…she’s not even hot…and In more interesting news, here’s a stripper and a snake…

Here are some memorable KESHA moments…

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2015

30

Jan

Kesha Erotica of the Day

Kesha has been posting some naughty pics on her instagram, but I am not sure if it is as naughty as what she would do to her producer she is suing because she wants to get in the media, wants to get out of a contract, or because he actually did make her do dirty things, things you’d assume would make him a depraved monster, if you saw what Kesha looked like in the time frame these things happened…

I guess there are two kinds of rape victims, or molested victims, the kind who go lesbian…you know the dick haters…and the kind that become sexual deviants who crave any and all male attention….

I would assume Kesha wasn’t ever molested, and that she is in fact the one doing the molesting with her shitty songs…to the entire nation…but ultimately, who gives a fuck….

Here’s some weirdo gay as fuck twerk video

A video posted by Kesha (@iiswhoiis) on

Here’s the bikini…

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2014

24

Sep

Kesha Peen of the Day

I could have gone through life without seeing these Kesha Peen in panties pics…But I guess, in a lot of ways…that’s what makes them amazing…

I remember a bunch of years ago, she had some leaked nudes dropped, I’m not too sure if anyone cared…I mean it was in the time when her BFF Katy Perry felt guilty for getting famous and gave Kesha her own chance to follow the leader – so long as she didn’t quite hit as big…and she didn’t because she was too busy being big…I’ve seen the bikini pics – I am not a fan…but that doesn’t mean this hipster turned popstar – LA scene kid story of fame and fortune – isn’t amazing as a person – it just means – she should keep some pants on.

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2014

26

Aug

Kesha Showing Tit for Attention of the Day

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Kesha posted this “bare” breast picture of her tits before the VMAs, because I guess she’s feeling better about herself than when she was the sloppy drug addict a few months ago. I guess rehab saved her sex appeal, not that she ever had any sex appeal..I just ARCHIVES OF HER POSTS and she’s been pretty consistently low level…

But if she could take one thing from Katy Perry, tor as she likes to call her, her BFF who gave her a record deal to shut her up when all she did was whine about Katy’s success, it’s that you gotta show off them hipster raver club tit scenester tits…people like that.

Here are a few more pics from her instagram:

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2014

07

Aug

Kesha on the Beach of the Day

Kesha was on the beach…luckily…not in a bikini…because that rehab body, even if better than it once was…is still not where it needs to be…it’s like put that shit away, stop flapping’ it around…maybe even put some pants on…I thought you weren’t supposed to get Gremlins wet…

Good one right…

Here’s a video of her that will make you want to punch yourself int he dick….

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2013

14

Oct

Kesha is Alright at Instagram of the Day

Kesha may be the worst dumpy pile of talentless shit to ever get a record deal thanks to her homie Katy Perry sleeping her way into a record deal and bringing her bestie up with her….but she’s on a mission I can support…you know like it was the 60s and she was NASA trying to get to the moon or some other major event…when all of America would come together and unite over things…before the internet turned us all into self absorbed selfie taking cunts aggressively promoting ourselves on instagram for followers like we fucking matter…an activity that makes going to parties, weddings, pretty much anywhere fucking annoying, but that on the flip side brings a whole lot of slutty pics to me…so I can’t hate…I mean even the uglies, like Ke$ha in her school girl, porn inspired, lower titty and ass flash…with the right filter and at the right angle…crying for the same amount of attention….and I am into it…as much as I hate saying it…

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2013

04

Oct

Kesha is Fun on Instagram of the DAy

Kesha may be a vile human being who was invented by Katy Perry who is debatably even more vile that her, because she is responsible for her….but at least she puts in some effort in her instagram…because that’s what crying for attention is all about…getting half naked and showing everyone her fucking ass even though there’s a chance she’s got balls under this thong…at least that’s what all her bikini pics of the past are telling me…but I figure…I’ll post it anyway..because I know it probably smells awful….

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2013

23

May

Kesha Drinks Her Own Pee for MTV of the Day

I don’t think this is a big deal at all….I just prefer when girls are drinking my pee….

I am not a pee fetishists, but I’ve always found it funny to piss in girls faces.

I am not the average American MTV watcher, and I am sure they are freaking out thinking this staged bullshit is so fucking gross…even though it is staged. I mean why the fuck does she suddenly have a container perfectly designed for her to pee in, like a female urinal or bed pan at the hospital, in order to pull off this stunt successfully.

But the average American MTV watcher doesn’t think like that…in fact, I don’t think they think at all.

The truth is, there are people who think you expel your nutrients and that drinking your sterile pee, that won’t get you sick, replenishes them. I don’t really believe that watersports pervert theory….but I am into squirting which is 99 percent pee…so maybe I am.

All this to say, Kesha is an attention seeking fat chick no one should pay attention to, even if she’s smearing feces all over her cunt for the underbelly of twitter….

She’s useless and we can only hope this is actually bad for her and kills her off, even though I think it isn’t really pee. It’s too easy to fake it…

What a cunt.

This is what we call “No One Watches Our Show. No One Even Knows It Exists. Let’s Change That with PISS”….

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2013

27

Mar

Kesha’s Hipster See Through Hipster Dress is the Worst of the Day

I am all for hipster chicks sexing up ugly dresses…showing off their midriff, their bras, their nipples and their bush. Pretty much exposing themselves for fashion, cuz they are hipsters, they are ironic, and putting yourself out there is just part of the way they deal with their insecurities. The hipster movement is mainstream, hipster is the new pop music and GAP, it is obvious, repetitive, but hot chicks are up on it and when I was going to hipster parties, all the girls were nasty, so I celebrate that good pussy has leaked through the cracks of what was otherwise a horrible lesbian thing.

I am just not into it when Kesha is taking part in the movement, because Kesha is a fucking monster. Anything Katy Perry creates out of her pre-fame BFF, is bound to be shit, and here’s the proof.

But I am an optimist, and at least she’s not FLASHING HER PUSSY LIPS , PEEING IN THE STREET , LEAKING SEX TAPES or worst of all…. wearing a bikini….


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2012

20

Dec

Ke$ha Looking Her Best for her New Album of the Day

Ke$ha may be disgusting, and not cuz she sings inappropriately timed songs called “DIE YOUNG”…cuz you see there was a mass shooting in Newtown and 20 kids died…and that means we can’t use the word die, or shoot, or anything of the sort…you even have to make Miss America win Miss Universe despite being a monster…cuz if you don’t it means the terrorists have won….she is disgusting because she has a weird face and body and her bad music and bad dancing…that doesn’t deserve to be famous…but is famous thanks to Katy Perry’s proper use of her tits….but for some reason..a reason I call major production in a photoshoot…she almost looks erotic in these pics…and as someone who likes mysteries….especially murder mysteries…when the person murdered fucking sucks….so I figured I needed to share this with you….cuz it’s confusing me…and I need your support…I should, under any and all circumstances, hate Ke$ha and never contemplate sex with her….

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2012

04

Dec

Kesha (Ke$ha)’s Possible Horrible Pussy Lips of the Day

I don’t know what’s going on here…but I know I don’t like it…Katy Perry’s best friend, personal assistant, hipster groupie sidekick who made it thanks to being in LA, fucking the right people, and latching onto her annoying friend….is on stage..probably performing the worst possible pile of shit song your ears can fucking handle…but that radios play because that’s how this garbage music industry works…polluting our lives….against our will….is flashing her pussy lips in a pair of gold panties she’s wearing on stage..and should be arrested for wearing in public…and more importantly….for ruining the youth who buy into her act….

I guess it is possible that she’s wearing nude colored pants under her fishnets – but where’s the fun in that….even if it makes for a more hygienic, less vile…experience…


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2012

20

Nov

Ke$ha Performs on the Today Show of the Day

Katy Perry’s horrible bodied, talentless, sidekick who she brought up to fame with her….was on the Today Show where she performed horribly, as that’s kinda her thing…but more importantly showed off her really obscure looking bod in a leotard like she was Gaga, Augilera, Madonna, every fucking pop tart trash who doesn’t belong on stage in a one piece….broadcasting the weirdness of their ass….in fishnets…like this was a fucking fetish party…when in reality…it is just proof that we’re all fucking doomed that this is the shit our kids get down to….Good thing I don’t have kids…

The worst…even in pics of her looking like she’s getting fisted….

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2012

12

Oct

Kesha Showing Some Ass for Vibe Magazine of the Day

I got in an argument with a gangster rapper yesterday because I told him that Hip Hop doesn’t exist, it is just the WWF of music, with scandals and drama that is all staged and directed by marketing execs because too much money is at stake….I tried to explain that it is all pop music and that it is about as hard as my limp dick everytime I try to throw rope at my wife who is both disusting to look at, disgusting to listen to, disgusting to smell, and disgusting to touch…disgusting on all 5 fucking senses…making boners a challenge even for the most seasoned and experienced pervert who only needs dampness and an irrelgular heartbeat to get off…..

I think the fact that Kesha is on the cover of Vibe, a Hip Hop bible…is further proof to my fucking point.

Here are the pics…

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