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American Already Declaring War on Cuba of the Day

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You know the Cubans are like “put back the embargo in place”…

You open the floodgates and you let the fucking trash that they’ve been lucky enough to avoid enter their borders..

It is a total lack of respect by America to allow a Kardashian, especially the monster one, from OJ sperm, who despite all her plastic surgery…is still a monster…basically take a disgusting shit on their country…

They want McDonalds and Heinz ketchup, they don’t fucking want Kardashians…but I guess now that Cuba is the cool, it spot for Americans to go before everyone else can, so you get these rich and famous people in…

As a Canadian, we’ve always been allowed in CuBA, most dudes I know move there for the winter to drink rum and fuck 18 year old hookers…and have for decades…and I guess all that is now ruined…

It is the place all the french trash went because it was 300 dollars for an all inclusive – fight,drinks, food..

You can still get there for 500 bucks, but no one wants to go there..unless you have no choice, or you’re a rich American and you think it’s exclusive.

Either way, I guess you can call this “The Bay of Pigs…The Next Generation”….

Garbage –

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Khloe Kardashian vs Photoshop of the Day


What…a Kardashian who has had millions of dollars of Plastic Surgery to not look like OJ’s daughter / a fucking monster…uses a photoshop app on her phone to shape herself into something even more remarkable that she’s become thanks to hard work thanks to her team of people and with nothing else to do to fill out her day…

Everyone is a vapid, superficial cunt…and these people represent that….

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Khloe Kardashian Can’t Fool Me of the Day

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I don’t care what level of expensive surgery a girl gets, or what level of professional make-up artist who probably deserves to be doing gallery shows of their work, because they make these Kardashian monsters look like they are china dolls…but its a wolves in sheep’s clothing…

I don’t care what what I would assume is 1500 dollars a day on hair, 1500 a day on make-up, 10,000 dollars a month on fillers in her face, and 8 hours a day in the gym, to look like this plastic shit…..

It’s not impressive to me to have money to spend on bullshit, genetically she’s a fucking monster, and if she puts this much into her look, she’s clearly got a personality to match…

Anything they do to her….may make her look tolerable for a rapper to jerk off on her…because rappers are into stripper looking girls who are also monsters who look just like this…it’s all over the social media…no thanks to this garbage family..but this is money invested in vapid, fleeting lies….that looking like this is a good thing, that buying your face is a good thing, and that can’t be much of a benefit of society…in both the girls following this lifestyle….and the wasted money that they could put to good use but instead pile up and spend on their asshole trashy new money selves…


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Khloe Kardashian Showing of the Day


Khloe Kardashian told some media people in her quest to get more and more relevant, despite being old and big…the monster Kardashian…using the most basic, crass and vile strategy her family crafted to create their success…to garner some attention to her…where a handful of black dudes and high testosterone guys who aren’t official gay but aren’t really into girls, the Khloe Kardashian audience, probably got excited…some people get sucked into the fame…while others jerk off to beastiality…and the rest of people who have some taste, even no standards, but aren’t into freakish shit…like animal sex…are collectively thinking “disgusting”…and some think she already had a sex tape – in the Leo Movie, where she played the bear…

Either way, she’s showing her abs…that aren’t abs, but that are liposucked disgusting with her sister…and people care…when they should only care enough to plot a gang lynching, you know murdering them for polluting the world…like they should.

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Khloe Kardashian’s Glitter Ass Disturbs Me of the Day


I bet black guys, on this not so white Christmas, are loving this glittery fat ass implant ass on a very large, random shade of shit colored, clown make-up, large and in charge, Kardashian, who as we all know is probably OJ Simpson’s daughter…

She’s like a horrible, terrifying Christmas ornament no tree is strong enough to support, even if she has the bone structure of something that lives in the trees, or in a cave, or wherever monsters live..

I Don’t really understand why she’s doing these nude shoots, but it is safe to say she’s been working out and wants to play make-belief, like a bootleg Kim K, as the family puts a lot of importance on this behavior…and she’s been too ugly to do this kind of behavior…until now…never too late to get naked…except when you’re Khloe Kardasian, in which case…keep your pants on…

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Khloe Kardashian Monster Has Nipples of the Day




I am sure we all would have expected her to have multiple nipples, to feed her litter of monster babies….

I mean isn’t that what most barnyard animals have, even after you wax them, put a waist trainer on them, fill their faces with fillers and botox, and paint them up like a cartoon that is barely fucking human….

This is a terrible family, that represents terrible things, and there are so many of them…that there needs to be a full scale effort to eliminate them…but I guess this is their security detail, the big one holding down the fort that you have to get through to get in…I’d say poor girl, always teased, but she’s rich because of it, so it’s ok to laugh at her….but unfortunately, this will make you perverts want to fuck her…

That’s exactly what she wants….Bad.

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Khloe Kardashian’s Anus By the Pool of the Day


You have to ask yourself what kind of monster would self produce a picture like this of themselves…and put it out to her fans…asshole first…

Khloe Kardashian saying she’s never old to try to get into the family business of showing her ass and making million for just mooning the world…which would normally be a rude fuck you…but in this case it’s a “give them a tv show, give them a lot of millions of dollars, for each of them, even though they are garbage”…

I can say one of the last things I’ve ever wanted to see is a Khloe Kardashian asshole…and I love asshole…she’s the monster child of OJ Simpson and Kris Kardashian…who no one cared about, but who now works out and assumes people care…but that asshole has seen some shit…literally…more shit than the average asshole…an asshole like a man asshole…probably bleached and lasered by still really fucking terrifying…

You all know as well as I do…these are the worst people and represent all that is wrong in the world….

The ongoing joke is that this is her campaign for L’Oreal…but I guess this could be any Kardashian, even Kanye….


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The Monster Kardashian Update of the Day

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The Kardashians are the fucking worst, we already know that, but there are two standout Kardashians who are the fucking worst, mainly because they are thick, fat and trashy…

I figure Kim is too far gone to really bother hating, she’s just there, the mother is too much of an evil genius to bother hating…you’d do the same thing if you had a litter of weird ethnic children with a tranny….

The hotter older sister who made a dude she used to do coke with rich while not being overly exploitative doesn’t bother me….and the instagram model turned VS model because the world is based on instagram fame…doesn’t bother me because she’s not fat..

But the overrated, doughty, accessible, putting themselves out there aggressively ones…annoy me…and I like being annoyed…because it keeps me motivated…

So Khloe and Kylie..the worst the family has to offer besides Caitlyn, are outletting this “fame” get to their head…thinking they are hot…even thoug they aren’t..

With khloe Working her Booty, or milking her booty, or trying to exploit her booty like it was a husband after a drug overdose in a brothel of the Day

And Kylie Jenner’s Belly, Humping Cara Delevingne, squating girls like a tank and Leg Scar of the Day

That’s enough Kardashian to make me hate society for the day…

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Khloe Kardashian Releases New Book of the Day


The Kardashians are lucky that the majority of America are too tired, over extended and uneducated to understand that what they see on TV is not real, but instead something they can mindlessly believe in because their actual life is garbage, over extended, uneducated….you know with actual problems like barely getting by, living in poverty, having abusive white trash boyfriends and whatever else the “normals” of society who buy into this Kardashian storyline have wrong in their life to make the Kardashians be something they buy into and attach themselves and distract themselves with…

I always just assume the world fucking get it. They know this is all bullshit….

From Stories of Lamar almost dying in a whorehouse in vegas, to the hookers being paid to inject him with Speedballs, all while Khloe and her whore mom ran to his bedside, only to announce they are still married, only to announce she’s realized she loves him and will care for him…in the Soap Opera scamming the housewife at home dramatic curve….

That so conveniently, happened when her book was scheduled to be released…where she talks about relationships…because it’s time for Khloe to have her own storyline…the family feels bad for her for being the monster in the family…

I will state the obvious, when 100s of millions of dollars are involved in ANYTHING, what you see as a public, is not real…it’s all part of a storyline…to keep everything moving forward…but you already know that…

I’m only posting this because it’s just a fucking joke…the Kardashians are getting creative in their stories…from sex tapes to sex changes, to whores and drugs…to cheating…it’s all fucking evil…and people will die in keeping things going for them…because they’ve come so far…and own the fucking media…



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Khloe Kardashian Terrifying Ass, Kendall in the Shower, and Kylie’s New Face of the Day


Khloe Kardashian is on the whore train because she’s a Kardashian, at least in theory and probably not in genetics, her dad is OJ…but they do share the same hooker mom…so she gets it…

She also gets that if you get plastic surgery, people will like you more than they did when you were just the big, scary, black loving because black was the only thing risk taking enough to stick their dick inside her, funny girl…left in what would be their basement to clean up after the hot sisters…

So I guess she’s proud that at 35, she can finally be as close to Kim as she’s always wanted to be, by whoring her ass on the internet…for their app that I can’t imagine people buy…but that people buy…

While she was doing that, Kendall Jenner…was taking pics with top fashion photographers….

and Kylie Jenner on snapchat….showed off her plastic surgery goals…I hate these idiots…

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Khloe and Kendall Kardashian in Bikinis of the Day

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Oh yeah…look at the monster Kardashian looking less and less like her tranny stepdad wants to look…you know big and burly, thanks to fitness plastic surgery, and waist training belts I am sure you can buy if you click one of their social media links, all posing with the young one in a bikini, in a series of photos, that attention whores love….for their instagram….and that I love…for the bikini pics…even if they should be anal sex videos. That’s the caliber of talent this is…

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Khloe and Kendall Kardashian and their hybrid Kylie…that I assume was created in the lab in the family’s basement next to their on-call plastic surgeon…to help perpetuate their existence…so that they never die off and keep on hitting us from other angles…marketed to new generations…Khloe to men who are into younger Caitlins, you know the kind of dudes who like being pegged by a monster with tits, while Kendall is the “fashion icon”…and “Kylie” is the young Kim, in the hip hop scene….it’s all so calculated…I’m excited for there to be a freak out…murder suicide when the pressure is just too much for one of them to handle…because they have over-used the media…made a lot of money…and it becomes a breeding ground for serious mental health issues…

The funny thing in all this is that you know they think they are the Royal family of the USA….and USA think they are the Royal Family…because they are keeping themselves alive because of you…

I guess I am part of the problem, not that anyone reads this site, but I’m a sucker for selfies that have been photoshopped, because why look at real things, when we can have vapid, fake, garbage… this..on their luxury bikini vacations…

Garbage…I owuldn’t even want to fuck…but I want to fuck anything, it doesn’t even need to be alive…..not that they’d fuck me, obviously they wouldn’t fuck me, they think they are royalty and have so much money, because people are drawn to followers, and they will forever be celebrated by dudes wanting to fuck them….

This is so fucking cheesy….but not as cheesy as the secretions that drip out of their played out, banged out, pussies.

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Khloe Kardashian Terrifies Me in Women’s Health of the Day


Monster Kardashian, who isn’t actually a Kardashian, because she looks like her mother’s Ex-Lover and famous murderer OJ Simpson, and/or a Sasquatch…but I guess who is a Kardashian because her Kardashian father didn’t bother questioning his whore wife’s vagina, because she was a whore then and he knew what he got himself into, so might as well just keep up appearances, it was the 80s…and she could pass for Armenian so whatever…

That said, she’s got a TV show coming out, where she pretends to be Oprah, and I guess shes’ been working out/getting plastic surgery, doing media that photoshops her, as part of her attempt to shine , to be the focal point, instead of the basement baby, she looks like, and pretty much was, because it is LA and no one wants an ugly baby…

Here are the cheesy pics..

Fuck the Kardashians.

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Khloe Kardashian’s in Complex of the Day

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Khloe Kardashian, OJ Simpson’s daughter with the evil Kardashian mother…

The one who people would debate is not actually human, before realizing that science discovered that AFRICAN is actually 100 percent Human, while white people are only 95 percent Human and percent neanderthal… interesting stuff…considering this bitch looks 95 percent neanderthal….

But Khloe is still a monster…But we’ll just pretend she’s Armenian and her people survived the genocide to create her….and her sister survived being a pornstar before America’s Sweetheart Ryan Seacrest gave them a TV Show, because he loves pornstar…and apparently Cocaine..because Armenians are so loved in Los Angeles….

She’s on her own hustle, getting her own talk show, because America loves her, and it is only natural that she become Oprah of her generation…because she has the audience, and is the big one…

In doing that, she’s doing media, showing off her plastic surgery that turned her into a hip hop video vixen looking plastic face monster…

Perfect to do a fitness erotic shoot for an “urban” magazine…that once featured me…

I hate to say she looks hot, because she’s a kardashian and I am a firm beleiver they should all be killed off…

Here’s the pics…

But she looks hot…here’s the Video… CLICK HERE

Here’s the video.

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Khloe Kardashian Licking Kendall Jenner of the Day

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It is debatable whether Khloe Kardashian and Kendall Jenner are the same species. She’s teh ALF of the family, you know the one who they pretend the mom shat out, when really they found her in a field out back in a broken spaceship they decided to raise her as their own and morph her into as close to a human as they can…because they themselves aren’t human…making this licking her sister in the gym not quite incest fetish…but just weirdness…you know kind of like a Duggar situation where fingers went inside the hole when changing baby Kendall diapers because big Khloe didn’t know better, but the older instagram friendly version…

I guess…they are all just BFFs…as they bullshit America….with their web of lies..including but not limited to Scott Disick cheating on Kourtney with a girl named Chloe who they are slaughtering, even though Scott parties without Kourtney always, and is only with her for the business, but the public can’t help but believe this lie…I guess because they are both dumb, and choose to ignore reality while living in the Kardashian’s scripted truman show reality…

Look at these comments…

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Now look at big Khloe’s ass:


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Khloe Kardashian Speaks Wookie of the Day

A video posted by Kylizzle (@kyliejenner) on

I’ve called Khloe Kardashian a sasquatch Kardashian because she was the monster that everyone felt bad for because they packaged her as the funny one…and the funny one is always the one people like…but the funny one is also the one who can’t get by with her looks..until she spends Demi Moore money with the plastic surgeon like she was her sister…probably because they are full time employees..

Either way…nerds call her a wookie, which is a Sasquatch in Star Wars….and here she is speaking wookie…on instagram…because that’s what you do…when your dad is OJ Simpson..

Here are some pics of her and Kylie on the Jet eating Popeyes…

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