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2013

01

Apr

Khloe Kardahian in a Filthy Fucking Panty Flash of the Day

I wasn’t expecting fancy lingerie on Khloe Kardashian, despite being a Kardashian, and whore is in their blood.

I was expecting a dick, something that despite not loving dick on women, you know, not quite a fucking tranny fucker unless there are no other options and I’m dying for a cheap blowjob. You know in an ignorance is bliss and I’m not willing to actually discover whether bitch is a tranny or not. Where I just pretend the wig is real and the stubble is menopause…

A dick, I would have been happier to see than these weird shorts, or spanx, or whatever the fuck she’s got herself harnessed into. They look like they are for medical reasons, even to cover up testicles while giving a cellulite free look….and I just hate smoke and mirrors.

Bitch, you’re disgusting in or out of these shorts, you aren’t fooling anyone into thinking otherwise, and if SPANX are the new DUCT TAPE, just take them off and be your chunky, beast self, dick, balls, cellulite and all….stop the fucking lies you Kardashian demons from hell.


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2012

09

Nov

Khloe Kardashian Nipple For X-Factor of the Day

This is an unfortunate state of affairs….Khloe Kardashian has nipples which imply that she may be able to breast feed the animals she pumps out of her monster uterus….her dad…OJ Simpson would be proud….

Unless she’s not wearing a bra…cuz she’s a dude…as her shoulders would suggest…

And the real issue in all this monster shit…is why the fuck is she hosting prime time TV

There is something wrong with the world…as there is something wrong with this girl’s genetics…as there is something wrong with the fact it turns you on…

She’s a Kardashian (legally) so primetime porn is kinda their thing.

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2012

20

Sep

Khloe Kardashian Proves She’s Part Ape of the Day

I have said that Khloe Kardashian is part primate for a long time, and not because her real dad is OJ Simpson, that’s racist and I don’t fuck with racism. We are all god’s children.

I have been saying it cuz she’s a fucking beast of a woman…massive, hunched over and the kind of girl you’d assume throws her shit at spectators when she’s chronically masturbating at the zoo she lives in….like she’s throwing shit at the Hindu religion by defacing their traditional forehead decals….I am not just saying that cuz she’s married to a black guy, that’s racist and I don’t fuck with racism. We are all god’s children.

But ape or not, Khloe Kardashian eating bananas and kissing the banana tip, is better than being out there killing white people. like her biological father…and that’s all I have to say about that.

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2011

07

Jun

Khloe Kardashian Nipple Slip on Fox & Friends of the Day

I was surprised to see Khloe Kardashian’s nipple slip on Fox & Friends, not because I think she’s a wholesome girl, she’s a Kardashian, I know they are all attention seeking sluts, and not because I expected her to wear a bra, because she looks like a dude and dudes don’t wear bras, that would make them gay….I was surprised to see Khloe Kardashian’s nipple slip on Fox & Friends because I always thought she was wearing a mascot costume and mascot costumes don’t have nipples…

This is really fucking me up…well not really…I just said that for effect.

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2011

25

Apr

Khloe Kardashian’s Window into her Disgusting Tits of the Day

Khloe Kardashian went out in leather pants and a shirt that showed off her tits. Luckily she was smart enough to hire a black chick to wear the exact same outfit to act as a diversion, unless she’s got the Kim Kardashian eagerness to get noticed, in which case she hired the black chick so people would be forced to see her in leather pants and a shirt that showed off her tits, kinda like some bait and switch shit you see at the strip club, where one hot girl sits around while all these busted bitches get on stage,but you stay waiting for that one to go up, only in this case the hot stripper isn’t that hot, she’s just a relief from Khloe Kardashian’s disgusting…

Not that anyone should care…

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2010

28

Oct

Khloe Kardashian Should Hide Her Genital Region of the Day

I don’t know who dresses Khloe Kardashian….But I know this was a bad idea…She’s the kind of girl who should avoid anything that hugs her body…especially her genitals because the whole thing becomes very fucking confusing to the average person lookin at her…I mean we already have enough issues trying to figure out if she’s all human and not a cross breed between man and beast from some remote tropical island where the crazed scientist startin’ fucking with genetics….and that remote tropical island gentic altering was Kim Kardashian’s mom’s pussy.

She here is Khloe Kardashian showing off her small penis that might just be a very very big vagina…when it comes to genitals, sometimes the lines are blurred…this is one of those times.

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2010

12

Apr

Khloe Kardashian is a Monster on the Beach of the Day

The good thing about Khloe Kardashian is that she knows she’s a fucking beast of a woman that no one has ever really jerked off to. That’s why she was the first to volunteer for the staged marriage with the guy she ended up marriying for her Kardashian show. You know, to feel what getting married is like because her whole life she knew there was no hope for her because she’s a fucking monster…..that’s why she hires hot pussy to walk around in a bikini on the beach with her to promote whatever bullshit she is promoting, because her in a bikini is not really something people run up to, but more something people run the fuck away from…..

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Posted in:Khloe Kardashian|Monster

2010

01

Apr

Khloe Kardashian Stuffs Her Pig Face of the Day

Khloe Kardashian is a fucking pig and here she is stuffing her face…but then again when you are a a fucking beast of a person and she needs to fuel herself somehow and if it’s not with food…I have a feeling it’d be dangerous….you know if you starve this bitch out for a couple of hours we’re at risk of her grabbing anything near her, from people’s small dogs to their small children, so it’s probably best to keep her full, no matter how scary that may be to restaurants with an all you can eat ice cream bar.

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Posted in:Eating|Khloe Kardashian|Monster|Pig

2010

11

Mar

Khloe Kardashian is a Monster with a Hard Nipple of the Day

I love the fabric of the dress Monster Kardashian is wearing. I’ve been seeing it a lot on girls in bars, on the street and pretty much everywhere and it’s some kind of fake leather-lookin’ shit that for some reason gives girls hard nipples.

I don’t know what it is about this fabric that makes nipples hard, but it must be magic or at least created by some kind of pervert…..because even Monster Kardashian, a creature who must have a huge set of testicles, the fabric still fuck makes the motherfucker’s nipples hard.

And since I love nipples, this post is more to encourage more girls to wear this kind of shirt, like actual girls and not ones who look like they belong in gay porn, and not to celebrate Khloe Kardashian…I just want to make that clear…because there is nothing worth celebrating when it comes to Khloe Kardashian…except maybe when the someone shoots her when she tries to attack them at their campground or some shit…in a mount that paw and turn it into an end table kind of way…

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Posted in:Khloe Kardashian|Monster

2009

18

Dec

Khloe Kardashian Gets Cupcakes Cuz She’s Fat of the Day

I find the fact that Khloe Kardashian is sponsored by a cupcake company pretty fucking funny. It is so fucking fitting, like me being sponsored by beer company or a whore getting sponsored by a condom company or a fucking crackhead getting sponsored by the crack dealer, considering she is huge and looks like she eats a fuck of a lot of everything that comes her way like a cow grazing the field.

I am pretty sure that she probably hit the company up with this great idea because she couldn’t get enough of their product and figured that since her family is famous for doing nothing, getting it for free would be nice, but getting paid to eat it would be nicer and since they aren’t trying to hide the fact that cupcakes are for fat people, they just piled it on a fucking truck and drove it over for Khloe to stuff her face like the monster she fucking is…..

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2009

30

Oct

Khloe Kardashian and her Fat Black Man Lovin’ Ass of the Day

Khloe Kardashian has a tattoo on her ass that reads “Daddy” because he is the only man who could legitimately say he loved her. Every other man was either disgusted by the fact that bitch is so bulky and masculine, like some kind of monster of a woman who no one should ever see naked, not even when drunk and too horny to contain their erection because when up against her fat ass and big hands, your otherwise average sized dick looks mini, or black and into fat half white girl ethnic booty and can’t help but want to see it bounce on their dicks, since they are the only dicks capable of this kind of endeavor. I think it’s got something to do with their African roots, because 10 generations of being westernized can’t reprogram a deeply embedded love for elephants in a motherfucker, but I could be wrong….

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Posted in:Ass|Fat|Khloe Kardashian

2009

16

Oct

I Dont’ Get How are These Kardahsian’s are From the Same Vagina of the Day

What nuclear power plant did the Kardashian mother stand next to when she was pregnant with the monster Khloe, because seriously, these pictures of her standing next to her pregnant sister and totally overpowering her just don’t make sense. I can’t even imagine what kind of vagina this beast is packing but I am sure it is the kind of vagina that can fuck you up the ass.

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2009

14

Oct

Khloe Kardashian Not So Hot Picture of the Day

Khloe Kardashian wore some sheer sided dress so people could see what I guess are her hips, but I’m scared to look to closely because the whole thing is pretty fucking disgusting because she is disgusting. Making this a great Halloween costume cuz it is real scary, so fat chicks, stop shopping for your Halloween costume, you don’t need to be an M&M another year and you don’t have to be Hamburgler again, you can just take this pigs in her little black half sheer dress and everyone will throw-up in Halloween joy.

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Posted in:Khloe Kardashian|See Thru|Ugly

2009

23

Sep

Khloe Kardashian in Her See Thru Dress is Scary of the Day

The Kardashian sisters have no shame. They will really do anything for publicity in efforts to hang onto the bullshit fame they got with their show but never deserved. One did a sex tape to pave the way, the other got knocked up with a white social climber, and this one is getting married this weekend to a basketball player cuz he is the first and only dude to tell her that her pussy fit like a fuckin’ pair of athletic socks and because she’s paying him.

I don’t doubt that she’s trying to lock the motherfucker down, when you are vile, you take what you get and try to get yourself pregnant so it never leaves you, but this is Hollywood and it’s all a fuckin’ scam because we all know that no one would ever marry her and I’m even shocked that anyone would even fuck this monster to begin with, but then I remember some of the pussy I’ve stuck my dick in and more importantly been drunk enough to stick my dick and it is almost as bad as this beast and I still did it, so you can’t hate a dude for making bad pussy choices, but I’ve never been dumb enough to marry the shit and I seriously mean shit, so I know there’s some kind of lie going on on his part, there’s a payout or some shit, I just haven’t figured out what it is because I don’t really care….

Here she is in a see thru dress showing off her push-up bra and panties, and it is as disgusting as you’d expect it to be, and I’m guessing something she wore on purpose cuz she’s covering where her vagina would be if she was a woman with her purse, and that’s obviously intentional….making this just another cry for attention to get some buzz around her and I hate these set-ups and miss when lip slips happened by accident….

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Posted in:Disgusting|Khloe Kardashian|See Thru

2009

17

Sep

Khloe Kardashian’s See Thru Shirt of the Day

Khloe Kardashian is a fucking monster and she’s got really shitty fucking tits. They are so spread out that shit looks like it’s doing yoga or some shit, maybe its even some kind of magnet test you to in highschool where each negatively charged tit pulls away from the other, or maybe it’s just because even her tit knows she’s disgusting and it’s trying to make a fuckin’ mistake, but what I really think is that she’s just a fuckin’ monster and in being a monster, weird things happen to physical appearance…

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