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2014

05

Feb

Kimberly Wyatt Ski Jumper I Want to Get Pregnant of the Day

With SOCHI being hated for their “Anti-Gay” publicity stunts, to the JOURNALISTS HATING THEIR HOTEL ROOMS BECAUSE THEY ARE DIVAS, to Sean White pulling out of Boardercross like it was Bar Refaeli and he didn’t want to get her pregnant…the UK are celebrating the Winter Olympics with a Reality show up on some Japanese TV inspired insanity where they get celebs like low level celebs…like Kimberly Wyatt from the Pussycat Dolls…competing in Olympic winter sports…like ski jumping and it is pretty fucking hot…because it doesn’t have Nicole Scherzinger’s dick taking away all the attention from Kimberly’s spandex pants for a change…

If you don’t like that – maybe you’ll like the toilet signs in Sochi…

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2009

05

Nov

Kimberly Wyatt’s and Her Stripper Dress of the Day

I had to google Kimberly Wyatt because I had no idea who she was, but figured it was my duty to give you a little background on her, mainly because it’s nice to know the events that happen in a bitches life that make them the sluts that they are, like whether she was molested or abused, whether she had a drug addiction, whether she wasn’t hugged enough from her dads, because that information is realy valuable when it comes to manipulating them to bounce on your cock.

So when I saw this bitch in this dress I expected her to be some stripper who got invited to some red carpet event by one of their friends they give lap dances to who like this was Pretty Woman, only she wore her most glamourous dress she got at the sex shop and uses it in her first strip show on Friday nights because Friday is the biggest money making night…..

The windows cut into this discoball lookin’dress give us a tease of various parts of her body in some seriously trashy way and I find it hot, so it only makes sense that she’s the daughter of a trucker but more importantly a Pussycat Doll.

Pics via Fame

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2009

30

Jul

Some Pussycat Doll Named Kimberly Wyatt of the Day

I did a little research on this girl because I am always fascinated when I see girls who were destined to be strippers suceed. You know professionally trained dancers, who decided to go work for some Carnival Cruise bullshit at 17 instead of pursue an education, only to have made the right choices along the way that led to Hollywood then this shit, when it reality it was all suppposed to go sour for her and she was supposed to crawl back to her shitty little life in Missouri, use the cruiseship money on fake tits, and start her life where it was supposed to be all along because people don’t succeed as dancers, parents only put their kids in the shit as a back-up plan in the event they need to strip one day, and not as a back-up plan to give them a necessary skill to become a fucking millionaire and the whole thing confuses me…even if being a Pussycat Doll is borderline being a stripper, it just isn’t the same and I am just not satisfied with that.

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