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2023

10

Mar

Kira Kosarin Bra of the Day

Kira Kosarin is some ex Nickelodeon chick who I guess has grown out of the kids programming, but since she’s branded Nickelodeon we all know she puts out, or that her parents instilled great morals and values into her doing what’s best for the family by putting out, since we’ve all heard stories about creepy producers, even in these weird MeToo times, they’re still trying to get in the talents’ pants….

So yeah, a bikini selfie clearly designed to show off tit, because tits get hits, you can’t really do much of a workaround on this one, because it’s a titty selfie….seems like a natural fit for someone who knows how to get ahead….and I don’t mind staring, it’s kinda what she wants us to do.

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2022

21

Mar

Kira Kosarin Bikini Top of the Day

Kira Kosarin has her pronouns in her IG profile, so I fucking hate her.

I don’t even know who she is, why she as 6.2 million followers, what people are into about her, other than that she’s got some new single out, that I am sure fucking sucks harder than her virtue signalling in her IG profile….you know the kind of girl who would suck off a tranny to put on her virtue signaling resume…

This pronoun shit is out of hand, narcissists wanting to be identified as something they aren’t, because they are so self involved to think I am not self involved enough to bother keeping track of their bullshit…

So that idiots like this, likely a Disney kid destroyed by the industry before she even got started, hop on board to be like “it’s ok, I’ll join this trend”….even though we can all tell you’re a SHE HER by your fucking titties in your bikini top.

The fact that the woke are now reducing women to “BLEEDING PEOPLE”….or “BIRTHING PEOPLE”….basically kicking them out of their sports, raping them in their prisons, is not very feminist at all…REPLACE US, DEHUMANIZE US….

When really, anyone out there, who may be called a misogynist wrongfully…views women as these amazing creatures I want to lick all over whether they are showered or not…I mean such a misogynist that I’d let a bitch shit on my face, and I hate shit, but I’d do it just to see their cunts…

Along with “racist”….”misogynist” is so wrongfully applied to people like us, who just love pussy because these idiots have been brainwashed so hard they put their fucking pronouns in their profile to push a garbage agenda….

So fuck Kira Kosarin, not in a good way, in a trying to ruin the future generation with her influence like a garbage fucking person she clearly is….

Ping Pong Porn….now show us how far you can kegel those balls out of you….THAILAND SEX CLUB this PING PONG moment….we don’t need to see your best Forrest Gump moves…we want the other kind of PING PONG show….if you’re going to be annoying about your GENITALS, let’s see em.

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2021

05

Aug

Kira Kosarin Nude Bikini of the Day




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2021

29

Jul

Kira Kosarin Stretching of the Day

Kira Kisarin is a 23 year old who is famous from being a Tween star on some Nickelodeon bullshit, so you can probably understand why she’s doing half naked out workouts on social media, it was likely how she got famous in the first place when she was a teen trying out for the evil producers that you know are evil…the stories have been released…and it’s probably not one bad apple, but rather a whole fucking system that the bad apple was just a player in…

I guess, I have known enough girls in sex work who came from broken homes, where they were victims of sexual assault, so when I see a girl with millions of followers reduce herself to half naked erotic poses for attention, I just think of the pornstars and hookers and strippers of the past…

But the truth is, this being half naked on social media for strangers, is just part of the zeitgeist, the pop culture, everyone is doing it….but there was a time when seeing a bitch in a bikini required being creative, climbing fences or being cool enough to get invited to their pool parties…and as the fence climbing night owl pervert….all these hot half naked bodies being thrown at me all day is too much for me to handle…

All this to say, at least Kira Kosarin is fit, not fat, because fat girls try to pull this shit off too and it’s not as good.

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2021

16

Jun

Kira Kosarin Oiled Up Bikini of the Day

I don’t know who Kira Kosarin is, but I’ve been seeing her bikini dance weirdeness for the last few weeks, more than we have ever seen of her and I kinda fucking hate everything about her…but she is half naked…in a skimpy bikini for her social media where she’s sprying herself down in a way you could jack off to…I mean you can even see her “bikini bridge” in one of these videos…which for those who don’t know is the bikini’s gap over the pussy cuz it’s bridged between the hip bones…a concept that is hot when the girl doing it isn’t being awkward and weird about it…

She’s likely a child star reimagining herself for the fans by sexualizing herself as she pretend she’s not even though I see that ass in a thong girl…just because it’s the style doesn’t make it less racy bro.


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2021

26

May

Kira Kosarin Titty Top of the Day

Kira Kosarin is some child actor which means she’s 23 now, but will she live to see 24, the way things are going….I don’t know….

Wait, that’s not what I was trying to say, must be some trigger thanks programming / mind control that when I hear 23….I go into Gangster’s Paradise…

It could be the same programing / mind control that Kira the childstar who has been exposed….you know since she’s been in the game for at lest 10 years, which means she was 13 years old when she got her start, and has probably been around some really terrible people who made her do really terrible things and presented it as just being in the industry…

I am a firm believer that all actors, even little kids in movies, should be played by 20 year olds, even if you have to Wizard of Oz that shit and hire dwarfs…let kids be kids you fame hungry narcissistic parents who don’t give a fuck about the well being of your child….

That said, apparently she makes music now…as they all do…and here’s her dance…


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2021

13

May

Kira Kosarin Sports Bra of the Day

Kira Kosarin is some 23 year old who was on some Nickelodeon show, so you know she’s dealt with perverts or at least that her fanbase are some serious fucking perverts…but also that the executives she dealt with were perverts…and not because it’s obvious or because of the rumours but because Jeanette McCurdy was a Nickelodeon chick and she basically said they are perverts…so think of that when thinking of all the famous Nickelodeon girls….ARIANA GRANDE…

So yeah, her knowing the drill thanks to her sexual assault traning….or grooming…which explains why she’s posting up titty not that it needs an explanation…she’s got big tits from her early onslaught puberty from trauma, hormones in the food, genetics, being sold to the industry….or maybe she’s just got big tits…and people like big tits…at least we people.

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2020

06

Nov

Kira Kosarin No Sheet Sexts of the Day

I just told my homie Steve that celebrity girls doing the whole THIRSTY INFLUENCER thing is pretty boring to me. Not because I don’t want to see celebs, or budding celebs who haven’t quite hit yet but who are working in the industry do the whole hustle….

I come from an era where the celebs were these Elitists who hated their fans, their fan clubs were rum by weirdo fans, and they had minor involvement in the whole thing…so I liked when Lohan and Others had fake Myspace or FB accounts that required some investigative journalism to track down…you know where their every move wasn’t put on display for all, but that you’d get glimpses of their exclusive existence that was enough for use to hate on the way nature intended….a BOTTOM UP approach..

This sudden interest in social media because it gets them paid more is pretty pathetic, but not as pathetic the shamless “look at me in my underwear”…which again is welcomed content but it’s bottom feeding…I want celebs to be superior beings or at least act like it, while we know they aren’t….but they don’t know they aren’t…doing the relatable thing, when they still don’t give a fuck about their fans is just lame….not that celebs haveb’t always been lame…I mean they are talentless hacks at the right table who aren’t even that hot…but if they act better than us not like one of us…it’s a better dynamic…

So Kira Nicole Kosarin an American actress and singer, known for her role as Phoebe Thunderman on the Nickelodeon series The Thundermans is in her fucking udnerwear in a selfie like a cam girl.

I’ll look…I don’t hate…it’s just not that interesting….because it’s a cry for clicks and likes and follows…loser.

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2020

25

Aug

Kira Kosarin’s Inception Bikini Selfie Inside a Bikini Selfie of the Day

Thirst trapping takes work…you gotta get all creative with your nudity and when people lack any creative vision the best they can do is have a pic taken of them taking a pic of themselves in a bikini to showcase just how vapid and useless these narcissistic attention seekers are. They all want an audience and getting naked or half naked on the internet seems to be the goto hustle for that audience…whether you’re a Barista, cam girl, celebrity, or random slut….half naked on social media is what you do….and when you’re really serious about your attention seeking you set you life up like a TV studio with 8 cameras to capture you from every fucking angle imaginable…this is a “Go to Camera 2 for the wide shot” moment…and it’d probably be better if I knew who Kira Kosarin was…but do we really need to know who any of these people are as we stare at their pussy in a bikini bottom because THEY want us to?

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2020

06

Jul

Kira Kosarin’s Understands Marketing of the Day

Kira Kosarin is some child star who got her start 8 years ago when she was 14 or 15, probably from that dude at Nickelodeon who was friends with Epstein, Dan Schneider, who is potentially Jamie Lynn Spears’ baby daddy and who run all the creepy Niceklodeon shows that I assume 96 percent of Kira Kosarin’s fans were into because the world is filled with creepy predator perverts…

Luckily, she understands the dynamic of the world where they all yell at the misogynists who sexualize them…but sexualize themselves in the process…almost in a diversion approach to sexualizing….never fully admitting it.

So the girl, who I guess is putting out music now, as they all do because there’s money in music I guess. At least more than in acting….basically admits to her whore tactics in whoring to get people to listen to her damn music….

This is her caption:

now that I have your attention, click the link in my bio to presave Songbird ? #BreakTheAlgorithm
(and check my last post for a sneak peek)

That’s some whore is a whore is a whore, sexualized by her family and team while underage, carrying that into her marketing in adulthood, and it’s all so fucked…but look how good it looks…which is really what matters….

Next stop…spread buttholes….I’m sure ELLEN is loving this one.

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