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2013

25

Sep

Kristen Stewart Wearing a Bra on Set of the Day

Skinny, boring, robot, inbred freak who was probably touched by her dad that’s why she always seems so sad, Kristen Stewart, is filming a movie, where she is probably cheating on whoever she’s dating, with the director, because that’s just what broken girls do, they stay broken…and she’s in a bikini on set…leaving us with very little to say about this bitch, because that’s just the kind of impact she has on the world, a whole lot of nothing, even if she makes a lot of money and is half naked, she’s about as inspiring as a pile of dog shit…

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2013

19

Jul

Kristen Stewart is on Camp X-Ray Set of the Day

Kristen Stewart is not a babe. If anything she’s some inbred looking redneck hick that I can’t really figure out how she got cast for anything, or even how she ended up in LA at Castings, when really, you’d think she’d be smoking meth in the back shed, the one where daddy makes her suck his dick cuz she’s better at it that mommy since mommy has diabetes now and has a hard time getting out of bed…but instead she’s doing this Hollywood shit…it’s crazy…I mean the only fence this bitch should be behind is some chicken wire coop daddy puts her in at the farm when she uses teeth.

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2013

04

Jan

Kristen Stewart Greasy for V Magazine of the Day

V Magazine really brought out the inner inbred in Kristen Stewart out in this photoshoot, the only thing it is missing is her sucking off her dad for bowling money….because she’s all greasy, cross-eyed and unshowered looking, and there’s something erotic about this, in a watching girls get pissed on kind of way.

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2012

14

Dec

Kristen Stewart’s Outfit of the Day

Interesting….

which is saying a lot for Kirsten Stewart…who usually has the personality of a MONKEY SPANKER ….

I mean seriously, I don’t think I’ve ever said she’s interesting…even when promoting her tits in On the Road as she tries to re-invent herself … and I love when girls re-invent themselves by showing their tits…

I didn’t care about her fake relationship, her fake cheating, her fake incest with her dad….all if it was sooo boring…because she’s dull and even insane, outrageous, futuristic space dresses don’t change that fact…


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2012

05

Nov

Kristen Stewart is Not Hot of the Day


It amazes me that with an inbred face like this….people actually give a fuck about this girl….I mean a face like this is not meant to be famous, glamourous, celebrity….it is meant to be ripping lines of meth in efforts to abort her unwanted baby she can’t identify the baby daddy of…cuz it happened when she was raging….and even when she wears slutty dresses…she can’t win me over…which I assume is every girls’ objective in life….because I’m pretty great.


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2012

19

Oct

Kristen Stewart White Shorts Wedgie Spy Pics of the Day

I want to make it clear that I do not like Kristen Stewart or the Twilight marketing teams strategy to cause bullshit conflict and resolution in “real life” in efforts to remind people they still exist and a new movie is about to drop….August she cheats, October they reconcile, November we release movie….bullshit…

I also don’t find her hot, which makes all things Kristen Stewart worse….but I do like voyeurism and being a peeping Tom…and the key to Peeping is you take whatever you get…or whatever is half naked across the street while you’re masturbating…..

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2012

12

Oct

On The Road Hits Theaters Today of the Day

Since On The Road hits theaters today….even though I never do this kind of thing….you know promoting new releases I am not paid to promote…even if they are movies I want to see….or am interested in….but figure why not, since Kristen Stewart flashes her tits in it…..

Not that I am a fan of Kristen Stewart….or going to the movies….but I might as well start the day beating that dead horse with my dick…or is the expression beating a dead whore with my dick….either way, I’ve posted them there titty flash screenshots before … they are old news….but for today….a reminder that she’s not any better in video than she is in pictures of said video….isn’t quite erotic unless you, unlike Paul Ryan, like incest that didn’t end in abortion….cuz that’s what she look like

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2012

04

Oct

Kristen Stewart’s Tits in on the Road for Old Times of the Day


I guess the DVD dropped…or something…becasue these Kristen Stewart titty in On the Road have been on the internet the last few months….I know I’ve posted them before, but as a pervert who doesn’t mind my titties small, awkward or on some white trash inbred cunt who is now famous….as long as I get to see them…even if I’ve seen them before…I’m down.

I can only assume this is part of the billion dollar empire she sold her soul to, along with her fake cheating scandal and the fact that the last installment of the shit needs to be one huge blow out…you know all strategy as she is just a pawn or a puppet in their master plan…as she was a puppet as a child as her family members had sex with her…at least that’s what I assume gave her such depth in her action…you know it is straight from a sad and dark incest fueled place…

Who cares. Tits.

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2012

18

Sep

Kristen Stewart is Boring for Glamour Germany of the Day

Kristen Stewart is in some photoshoot for some German Glamour magazine and I feel as though they didn’t really represent her cheating whore personality well, if anything they made her look like a rape victim, hours after said rape, crying and sad….questioning all that went wrong and whether it was all her fault….which is always an awesome look for a fashion shoot with a red neck inbred chick who has no sex appeal and shouldn’t be famous in the first place….

This needs a lot more pouty faces looking over her shoulder while grabbing her ankles….if you know what I mean.

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2012

06

Sep

Hot Kristen Stewart Landing in Canada Pics of the Day


I have never found Kristen Stewart hot…to me she always looked like a dumpy, lazy, white trash slob on welfare who was raped by her brother and dad on a nightly basis, leading to an eating disorder, a fear of showering, and a meth addiction….so even when she’s dolled up, she looks like she’s in an over-sized boyfriend t-shirt that she picked up at Goodwill when collecting some Creamed Corn cans for dinner….She’s a ghetto piece of trash and the only thing fun about her is that she got caught fucking her director, like a casting couch piece of labia that she is, cuz one thing I know is her looks didn’t get her this far and the other thing I know is that she wasn’t actually dating Rob Patterson, that shit was just all contractual Twilight bullshit to sell tickets to the movies…obviously…

Either way, she’s in Canada and maybe I’ll run into her and have sex with her, I’ll keep you posted.


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2012

26

Jul

Kristen Stewart’s Staged Cheating Continues of the Day

I laughed at Kristen Stewart’s apology. I laughed that Robert Pattison moved out….I laughed at their fake relationship. But most importantly I laughed that her busted up face is even in a sex scandal, her sex appeal ir pretty much zero, unless you’re into inbred girls, which you probably are, cuz they are too retarded to say no when you try to fuck them, you know too busy eating their own faces off….

Either way, she’s smiling at the cameras, this is out in the open, she’s trying to reinvent herself, break free from Twilight, Hollywood is all business and bullshit, I don’t believe anything I read, they control the media, but the fact everyone goes nuts makes it kinda funny to watch.

This bitch, twilight, and their fake drama doesn’t fucking matter people…and any way you dice it…she’s a fucking whore…just ask her redneck daddy…he knows all about that pussy.

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2012

25

Jul

Kristen Stewart is Cheating Trash who Fucks Her Director of the Day

These people are actors and thus you shouldn’t care about their lives. They are just pawns who get paid a lot of money from executives to play out storie that our pathetic lives can relate to….but people always carry it over to the person behind the character they like on TV or in the movie, and instead of relating to a broken down stripper than character plays, they start relating to the broken down actor who was probably molested by her father but more importantly probably sucked a lot of dick to get to the height of fame she is at, with her questionable looks and talent.

The reality is that there are billions of dollars at stake in every movie she does, the Robert Pattison, Kristen Stewart relationship….contrived to make Twilight more believable…fake couples happen….it was up on some Zac Effron and Vanessa Hudgens, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, pretty much every celebrity relationship level of authenticity and anyone who thinks otherwise is just drinking the fucking marketing Kool Aid….and is a depressiing fucking loser.

Even these picture are probably to sell tickets to Snow White, or whatever the movie they met on, and the truth is unless it is an actual sex tape, who fucking cares what is being put in her vagina, who fucking cares about scandals involving these people, real or fake…who cares about Kristen Stewart and her ugly fucking face….oh right….72 percent of AMerica.

What a fucking joke. This is probably more important and a bigger conversation today than any other subject…this is the story of the day…Kristen Steward cheated on Robert Pattison even though we have no idea what the dynamic of her relationship with Robert Pattison or this Director of one of her movies is….especially since they are all fucking actors trying to get people into the movies…. and caring about such nonsesne fucking depresses me. We are all fucking doomed….

Remember everyone….people fuck or at least try to….everyday….only to be rejected by all the hot ones and forced to marry an obese one so that I am never alone….and now have to pay for sex that gets me off….at least some people…

Update – She released this statement in typical damage control publicity stunting bullshit girl style

“I’m deeply sorry for the hurt and embarrassment I’ve caused to those close to me and everyone this has affected. This momentary indiscretion has jeopardized the most important thing in my life, the person I love and respect the most, Rob. I love him, I love him, I’m so sorry.”

And I laughed….cuz obviously there are so many people behind this lie….including Rob Pattison…

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2012

20

Jul

Kristen Stewart Tits in On the Road of the Day

There are rumors going around that Kristen Stewart got breast implants, and the real issue in the whole thing is that people actually care about Kristen Stewart’s breasts, because let’s face it she’s average at best, and most girls with uneventful tits like Kristen Stewart, always end up getting implants, they just do the expensive kind that give them a little more natural look, instead of some shit that looks like tennis balls, and really, I have no idea if her tits are the real ones or the fake ones in this scene, they look real to me and if they are fake, they were a huge waste of money…

This is a new movie that I will see and probably won’t get shot at, because it comes with little hype, few line-ups on opening night, no midnight showings, and people who see these kinds of movies aren’t usually in costume, freaky fan boys who play too many videogames and have too much anger cuz no girl will fuck them….

This is her attempt to separate herself from that world, you know to go from blockbuster star to actual actor while she’s at the top, even though she can’t act…..but she can get topless and that’s all movies are good for anyway…..and here is the evidence….

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2012

22

Jun

Shitty Quality Kristen Stewart On the Road Topless of the Day

Last month I posted THIS PICTURE THAT WAS RUMORED TO BE KRISTEN STEWART TOPLESS IN ON THE ROAD ….but I think it was probably Kirsten Dunst…..

Today, I am posting another pic, that is probably this gutter inbred hick who irritates me, because the tits, although pixelated, seem to be the right size….

Today I also read that Forbes listed Kristen Stewart as the highest paid actress in Hollywood, having made 34.5 million dollars this year…….

That is fucking insane….considering she can’t act.

I guess it is just another example of low quality American made shit getting great success and exposure despite its inferiority all thanks to marketing…..I’m talking to you McDonalds……

But the good news is that even with all that money, she’s down to challenge herself as an actor, in a “Where do I go from here in efforts to find my soul while sitting on a 100 million dollar net worth”….and that place is topless in movies…

I dig it…..now if only I could K-Fed her….

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2012

28

May

Kristen Stewart Showing Off Little Ghetto Tit of the Day

Kristen Stewart may be some inbred trash who got lucky….probably cuz her daddy taught her at a young age the importance of not neglecting testicles while sucking him off….leading to the skills needed to make it in Hollywood….you know if you manage to meet the right producer along the way who happens to have the options on the biggest fucking franchise since Harry Potter…looking for the average at best looking main character for all the little girls to relate to…at least that’s what I assume went down but maybe it was all because of the trailer park blowjob she must have gave…cuz bitch is boring in all she does…and not hot…but for somee reason she’s growing on me….showing off tit has that affect on me.

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