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2016

27

May

Kristen Stewart Topless of the Day

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Kristen Stewart is everyone’s favorite lesbian with shitty little tits…from some movie called Personal Shopper…apparently – she has a masturbation seen…which is pretty exciting for people into soulless Twilight actors with very little range in their acting…just always dead faced and boring..but still worth a fuck…because even corpses have vaginas too…

Kristen Stewart tits are better than Kristen Stewart riding her girlfriends’ face, because her girlfriend is the kind of lesbian you don’t want to see fuck, even if you want to see all lesbians fuck, becuase she’s the kind of lesbian who looks like she has a dick, probably because she’s ripped one off the last dude who flirted with her…

Not that my opinion matters, I am a nobody…and these are tits..

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2016

02

May

Kristen Stewart for Marie Claire France

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MARIE CLAIRE is a horrible fucking interviewer, but I actually like how Kristen Stewart, the girl I used to make fun of for being inbred and white trash and unappealing to men, before she came out of the closet in some self discovery through indie films and cutting her hair as lesbians do, making her OK by me…and not just because she showed nipple for the cover photo…

But because she isn’t down with bringing down the patriarchy like all these other idiots in the feminist movement….she’s not looking for the safe space..she’s not even looking for lesbian attention…she’s just chillin’ with her nipples…but chillin’…


MARIE CLAIRE: What do you have to say about that group of men that is prominent in Hollywood?

KRISTEN: Nothing, except: “Keep making good films, we’re trying to do the same thing!” I’m really aware of how lucky I am, of the number of opportunities in the palm of my hands. For me, being a women in the film industry isn’t very stressful, even if, it’s true, roles for us are not as big in numbers. I can’t ignore that there’s a real fight on this issue but, to be honest, I don’t really have that in mind at the moment, I’m working a lot, it’s working well and I’m really happy about it.

MARIE CLAIRE: So you’re not following in Jennifer Lawrence’s footsteps, who is going at war against inequalities between men and women when it comes to salaries?

KRISTEN: No. Right now, I’m working on small indie films, and it’s like a small family, we’re all on the same level.

MARIE CLAIRE: Was there a moment in your life when you didn’t feel free?
KRISTEN: In life, you’re often your own enemy. We’re all prisoners within ourselves in some way or the other, to grow up and find out who we are, it’s the goal, isn’t it? I really like growing older. As days go on, I feel more free, closer from who I want to become, it’s getting easier. I look at myself and I think: “It’s good, dude. Chill.”

MARIE CLAIRE: Do you like yourself?
KRISTEN: Looking at people who surround you is a good way of measuring your worth. My friends and the people I work with are exceptional. My job is my life, my life is my job. So, yes, I look at these incredible people around me. I’m in their lives because they’re terrific. Similarly, if they’re there, it’s for a reason, I must be pretty cool.

DOWN WITH THE PATRIARCHY!

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2016

12

Apr

Kristen Stewart’s Lesbian for Chanel Erotica of the Day

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Kristen Stewart is boring….she can channel her inner Parisian hooker from the 20s all she wants…showing some hosiery with her shirt undone…like she’s just been paid to do some striptease…while she’s actually just been paid by a brand, probably 4-5 million dollars…to be their spokesperson thanks to having a strong team pushing her “celebrity”…aggressively to the ad agency, when the truth is she influences zero people on fashion, trends or anything, except maybe the freakish lesbian she’s dating…but that’s probably just because the Lesbian can’t K-Fed her with an accidental knock up – or Megan Fox her with an accidental knock up to establish a future together…their lesbian baby requires science labs and shit….

BONUS – SEE LESBIAN GENDER BENDER KRISTEN STEWART WITH A DICK IN HER JEANS



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2016

15

Mar

Kristen Stewart Lesbian Kiss of the Day

In an era where everyone is a fucking lesbian, or a hipster with lesbian tendencies, because pussy is fun, especially when wet…and being about eating it rather than getting fucked by dick…despite lesbians loving dick…even though they hate dick…but stick things in them like a dick…and use sperm from dick to make babies…despite hating dick..but loving dick…because guys are gross…is the trend…

I don’t know one dude who ever said how hot or feminine Kristen Stewart is. I haven’t even met Twilight fans who wanted to fuck her, they were about the hotter one…so seeing her kissing her lover is more a question of who takes the more dominant role…while both look equally masculine in this gender fluid world…

I do know that lesbians, like Vegans, love when people know they are lesbian…it is good for business.

Nothing hot here, her love is some French singer named SOKO who can be found at the bank cashing in on this press.

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2016

08

Feb

Kristen Stewart’s Hottest Picture of the Day

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Kristen Stewart is the face of Chanel, because she’s famous as fuck actress thanks to Twilight. I guess that’s an audience I guess the brand is trying to reach, why the fuck else would they book Kristen Stewart for this….there’s nothing fashionable or glamourous or even hot about her….and outside of her movies, and really inside her movies also, she’s a homely lesbian hipster who doesn’t look like she showers or wears make-up…but does look like she smells and that she’s walking around looking medicated as fuck, unexcitable maybe even dopey like some kind of inbred with ceiling eyes playing with rocks in the corner of the playground…but she’s not inbred…her parents are Hollywood producers / directors / etc…which explains her career.

I guess what I’m trying to say is that this is the best picture I’ve ever seen of her…There’s something Romantic about this picture…I call it…blocking out most of her dumb looking face…

In other famous girls because they were cast at a young age is terribly successful teen fiction – Emma Watson the Harry Potter famous 14 year old the weirdest people in the world collectively fantastized about marrying while masturbating to her…was at some event in a white dress showing cleavage, something I’d dedicate a post to because that’s what I do here, I dedicate fucking posts to these idiots, they just don’t realize it because my dedications are usually perverted and mean spirited…which they deserve for being famous in the first pace….

TO SEE PICS OF HER AT SOME EVENT IN A DRESS WITH CLEAVAGE
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2015

26

Nov

Kristen Stewart for Chanel of the Day

Style icon….Kristen Stewart…who you’d probably think of as more of a molested teen in an oversized shirt and jeans…sulking in the corner…because being molested makes a bitch sad…especially when the molesting is from her own father…leaving her with no one to trust…

Is the new face of Chanel…

Because I guess as an actor, she can turn that frown upside down…well almost upside down…or upside down enough to be the apathetic, straight faced, dull actress that she is….

So I guess Chanel saw her as an Oprah style makeover from the 90s, knowing she’s a big name, and figuring “let’s use that one, she’s like a blank canvas”..all thanks to being that almost androgynist she is…

Who cares, here’s the preview she got paid millions for…and I got paid 0 for…fuck you Chanel and Kirsten Stewart for winning…

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2015

13

Nov

Kristen Steward in a Towel for Mario Testino of the Day

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Mario Testino has this series of photos featuring these hookers he gets paid too much to take pictures of in towels….

So here’s his latest Kristen Stewart, who I guess is actually a good actress, despite having zero emotion, and being pretty dull across the board…but is a good actress regardless because she obviously doesn’t shower…but pretends she is…and it’s so believable…as I keep trying to see a pussy slip.

Unfortunately, pictures don’t have pussy slips…unless they are of pussy slips..

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2015

13

Jul

Kristen Stewart Thighs for Marie Claire of the Day

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Kristen Stewart was rumored to be a lesbian, thanks to her mom saying she’s a lesbian…

I can’t imagine anyone being shocked, you know with the fact that she looks like she’d be a lesbian…but not any lesbian, the kind of lesbian who wears a strap on dick so that she can feel like she has a cock every time she grabs her crotch lesbian…that or some inbred, unshowered hick who has been fucked by her dad as it is their family tradition…which I am not sure whether the two are related or not…but let’s just assume they are….

Well, here’s her upper thigh for Marie Claire, the same upper thigh she either wraps around her bitch’s neck and/or that she uses to scissor with…because lesbians only have two moves…

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2015

30

Apr

Kristen Stewart for Harper’s Bazaar if the Day

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People are still interested in Kristen Stewart, which surprises me because there is very little interesting about Kristen Stewart, but I guess in her defence, I don’t really know what defines a talented actor, and I based everything interesting about a person on their tits, ass, asshole, and vaginal baby hole…and I don’t really notice much else…that’s not to be that I objectify women..it’s that I objectify people who make millions objectifying themselves, without objectifying themeselves in ways I can jerk off to, but rather as a pawn in movies to sell movie tickets…

She doesn’t interest me but she’s in a floral dress which I guess is funny considering she’s normally doing the hard, Boys Don’t Cry…mean lesbian who wants to rip off your dick because her dad raped her in the trailer park and she hates dick look..

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2015

18

Feb

Kristen Stewart Does Lesbianism of the Day

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Kristen Stewart must be playing a lesbian in a new movie, because she’s playing up this whole lesbian thing as hard as she can. Whether it’s in the paparazzi pics she’s been in, or this leather jacket James Deen shoot…it’s some bull dyke hustle…that I’m sure lesbians are into, because Lebsians fucking love Twilight, they’re into blood…that’s why they date girls…mmmm period…

They also love anything that is lesbian friendly…like Birkenstocks…

This is for Wonderland Magazine..and what it comes down to is that…I don’t find Kristen Stewart hot ever, whether thinking about her in some face sitting scissor situation…she’s just too inbred and dead in the eyes for me….

Here she is less Lesbian for Interview…

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2015

15

Jan

Kristen Stewart Bra of the Day

Kristen Stewart wore a see through shirt, showing off some kind of small sized bra, that she was well aware would be worn as outerwear not underwear…and all the creepy motherfuckers who are into her, which amazes me since she looks like an inbred crackhead you find in the ditch looking for gas to huff in efforts to forget being molested in the trailer park she ran away from…you know these Twilight fans who have not only made it through one of those piece of shit movies, but have watched the whole series over and over..

I just don’t get it…but I do know I prefer when she’s thugged out…even if I don’t really care about her enough to have any real opinion…


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2014

17

Nov

Kristen Stewart’s Nipple Slip At the Hollywood Film Awards of the Day

Kristen Stewart flashed her nipple….at some Hollywood Film Awards, which I guess is some masturbatory event that gives awards to people who have already won at life because they are in Hollywood, which despite being a horrible fucking place, pays well and feeds their stupid egos, and the award is just more affirmations their insecure, self involved asses need.

I like to think that this is her best work to date…even though you can barely even see nipple, but it is still nipple, which is more exciting than any of her acting roles.

Emily Ratajkowski’s tits were also at the event…because she’s a legit actor now

TO SEE A BUNCH OF PICS OF THE EVENT CLICK HERE

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2014

15

Aug

Kristen Stewart and Juliette Binoche Interview Cover of the Day

Kristen Stewart is cuddling up to an older woman on the cover of Interview Magazine. I don’t really know the context, but will assume that it has more to do with them being in a movie together, and less to do with her being a broken down lesbian thanks to her father molesting her like his father did to his sister, who was also his wife, in some inbred love triangle that I assume that face was created in…

I would not be surprised if she was a lesbian, since ever girl is a lesbian…and more importantly, I would not care…because she’s Kirsten Stewart…

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2014

07

Aug

Kristen Stewart in the Grocery Store for Elle of the Day

Kristen Stewart is in the Grocery Store looking stupid, boring, like a hack, untalented, half retarded, a product of incest who looks like she smells…but that Grocery store taps into my core…it’s the one place my wife lets me go because it comes with the hope of me bringing her back food…and the one place where single girls, married girls, just from the gym girls go to stock up…and it’s the easiest place to strike up conversation – but people are so scared of human interaction – they may confuse you for a rapist..and when they do – you can just eat your feelings…like the fat girl in aisle 2…looking at the cakes…

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2014

23

May

Kristen Stewart Ass in a Thong of the Day

Kirsten Stewart has never been hot. She’s never had sex appeal. I hate her even though she has always been a dirty looking ditch pig…homeless and ready to fuck anyone to escape the trailer park she’s been crashin’ at…despite fame and fortune that has tricked people into thinking she’s anything but that.

Her square pasty ass in a thong in this trailer… hasn’t that fact.

She can keep trying though.

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