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2014

17

Nov

Kristen Stewart’s Nipple Slip At the Hollywood Film Awards of the Day

Kristen Stewart flashed her nipple….at some Hollywood Film Awards, which I guess is some masturbatory event that gives awards to people who have already won at life because they are in Hollywood, which despite being a horrible fucking place, pays well and feeds their stupid egos, and the award is just more affirmations their insecure, self involved asses need.

I like to think that this is her best work to date…even though you can barely even see nipple, but it is still nipple, which is more exciting than any of her acting roles.

Emily Ratajkowski’s tits were also at the event…because she’s a legit actor now

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2014

15

Aug

Kristen Stewart and Juliette Binoche Interview Cover of the Day

Kristen Stewart is cuddling up to an older woman on the cover of Interview Magazine. I don’t really know the context, but will assume that it has more to do with them being in a movie together, and less to do with her being a broken down lesbian thanks to her father molesting her like his father did to his sister, who was also his wife, in some inbred love triangle that I assume that face was created in…

I would not be surprised if she was a lesbian, since ever girl is a lesbian…and more importantly, I would not care…because she’s Kirsten Stewart…

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2014

07

Aug

Kristen Stewart in the Grocery Store for Elle of the Day

Kristen Stewart is in the Grocery Store looking stupid, boring, like a hack, untalented, half retarded, a product of incest who looks like she smells…but that Grocery store taps into my core…it’s the one place my wife lets me go because it comes with the hope of me bringing her back food…and the one place where single girls, married girls, just from the gym girls go to stock up…and it’s the easiest place to strike up conversation – but people are so scared of human interaction – they may confuse you for a rapist..and when they do – you can just eat your feelings…like the fat girl in aisle 2…looking at the cakes…

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2014

23

May

Kristen Stewart Ass in a Thong of the Day

Kirsten Stewart has never been hot. She’s never had sex appeal. I hate her even though she has always been a dirty looking ditch pig…homeless and ready to fuck anyone to escape the trailer park she’s been crashin’ at…despite fame and fortune that has tricked people into thinking she’s anything but that.

Her square pasty ass in a thong in this trailer… hasn’t that fact.

She can keep trying though.

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2013

25

Sep

Kristen Stewart Wearing a Bra on Set of the Day

Skinny, boring, robot, inbred freak who was probably touched by her dad that’s why she always seems so sad, Kristen Stewart, is filming a movie, where she is probably cheating on whoever she’s dating, with the director, because that’s just what broken girls do, they stay broken…and she’s in a bikini on set…leaving us with very little to say about this bitch, because that’s just the kind of impact she has on the world, a whole lot of nothing, even if she makes a lot of money and is half naked, she’s about as inspiring as a pile of dog shit…

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2013

19

Jul

Kristen Stewart is on Camp X-Ray Set of the Day

Kristen Stewart is not a babe. If anything she’s some inbred looking redneck hick that I can’t really figure out how she got cast for anything, or even how she ended up in LA at Castings, when really, you’d think she’d be smoking meth in the back shed, the one where daddy makes her suck his dick cuz she’s better at it that mommy since mommy has diabetes now and has a hard time getting out of bed…but instead she’s doing this Hollywood shit…it’s crazy…I mean the only fence this bitch should be behind is some chicken wire coop daddy puts her in at the farm when she uses teeth.

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2013

04

Jan

Kristen Stewart Greasy for V Magazine of the Day

V Magazine really brought out the inner inbred in Kristen Stewart out in this photoshoot, the only thing it is missing is her sucking off her dad for bowling money….because she’s all greasy, cross-eyed and unshowered looking, and there’s something erotic about this, in a watching girls get pissed on kind of way.

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2012

14

Dec

Kristen Stewart’s Outfit of the Day

Interesting….

which is saying a lot for Kirsten Stewart…who usually has the personality of a MONKEY SPANKER ….

I mean seriously, I don’t think I’ve ever said she’s interesting…even when promoting her tits in On the Road as she tries to re-invent herself … and I love when girls re-invent themselves by showing their tits…

I didn’t care about her fake relationship, her fake cheating, her fake incest with her dad….all if it was sooo boring…because she’s dull and even insane, outrageous, futuristic space dresses don’t change that fact…


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2012

05

Nov

Kristen Stewart is Not Hot of the Day


It amazes me that with an inbred face like this….people actually give a fuck about this girl….I mean a face like this is not meant to be famous, glamourous, celebrity….it is meant to be ripping lines of meth in efforts to abort her unwanted baby she can’t identify the baby daddy of…cuz it happened when she was raging….and even when she wears slutty dresses…she can’t win me over…which I assume is every girls’ objective in life….because I’m pretty great.


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