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2017

07

Sep

Kristen Stewart’s Rumored Pussy Lip Slip of the Day

Kirsten Stewart is apparently letting it all hang out in her short shorts

Lesbian and terrible actress Kristen Stewart, who I’ve never found hot, interesting or exciting, which would make sense because lesbians are generally the worst, angry, bitter, women around….and I never really grasped her fame besides the obvious being on a franchise film that would have propelled anyone to super stardom…even if she was destined to work at the ice cream stand or as a dog walker…like other lesbians do….and even with her lesbian sex being with a VS model, so basic, like lesbians aren’t into women who are hot and objectifying themselves for men…that’s ANTI Lesbian…lesbians like each other for lesbian reasons we can’t understand…they don’t bang out the hot chick like the high school quarterback jock…you know….I guess just more of Kristen Stewart bad acting…

Well, apparently, this is her pussy lip slipping out of shorts…I can’t see it, but I’ve had sex before so my virgin loser pervert vision isn’t as sharp as it should be…

I’ll just post it for you all to figure out…

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2017

01

Sep

Kristen Stewart for Chanel of the Day

Kristen Stewart is such an identity crisis lesbian – trying to figure it all out – while dressing like Sam Ronson, and for those of you who don’t know who that is, she’s the Bieber look before Bieber…..but she’s the “lohan” in the relationship, and her hot famewhore Stella Maxwell Victoria’s Secret model, is the mooch leveraging the twilight fame….for her own agenda..like she’s Anne Heche because there’s always one lesbian with an agenda…the Amber Heard of the scissoring, and the other is the broken rich girl, confused, exploited and broken down by fame…

I never found her hot…but Chanel does….and did this fashion thing….that sucks….but she needs to keep up appearances now that she’s in a relationship with a super model…in lies all LIES…

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2017

28

Jul

Kristen Stewart’s Pussy of the Day

Kristen Stewart’s sex toy is a Victoria’s Secret model named Stella Maxwell…who was a legit a tall, thin, weird androgynous model…in the hipster scene…who grew out her hair…and put on a push up bra…and became some hot thing…that Victoria’s Secret team bought into because she was leaching on Barbara Palvin to get Victoria’s Secret, because she was originally known as Barbara Palvin’s friend, banged Miley Cyrus, black widowed Barbara Palvin and basically stole her life, her job, her pay….before moving onto Kristen Stewart some other broken girl…that Stella Maxwell will manipulate into her demon tactics…

These are some of her social media pics….she’s hot.

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2017

06

Jul

Kristen Stewart’s Ass Shot of the Day

Kristen Stewart’s lesbian ass is about as eventful as her lesbianism…because this girl…no matter what she does…is fucking dull as hell…so like all dick hating lesbians before her…I don’t really see anything hot about this…

I can’t imagine her sex with Stella Maxwell to be anything but anti-climatic, even though Stella Maxwell is a manipulative twat trying to fuck her way to the top by trapping easy to influence confused celebrities into her bedroom on some Anne Heche shit…that works for her because if you date an A-Lister….your day rate as a model goes up..smart moves..

You know there’s probably some pussy eating, but it’s probably more about complaining about life, and fame, and sexuality, because I’ve never met a lesbian who doesn’t fucking complain all day….so angry…and here’s her angry ass in some outfit…

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2017

11

Apr

Stella Maxwell and Kristen Stewart – Lesbian Couple of the Day

In very important Lesbian news. Stella Maxwell, the Victoria’s Secret and lesbian for hire, to live out all the lesbian fantasies, for A-listers who want to experience eating pussy, as that is a huge part of how she got to this level of success…was seen out with Kristen Stewart her new lesbian lover, after banging through a bunch of other people, because that’s good for business, and good for the lebsian celebrities who want some Anne Heche hotness instead of some Rosie O’Donnell reality of being a lesbian…so that they can be all cute and shit….in shorts….despite not taking cock the way a woman should…

I blame overpopulation and our species internal dialog to no reproduce for all that is going on, vapid vain weirdos, same sex fuckers, women in the work force instead of the delivery room…and I am all for it…

I am just bummed this isn’t the lesbian sex tape, you see I never liked Kristen Stewart or her broken soul and bad acting, but when she’s the ugly lesbian in the relationship with the opportunist model, I think she’s great….perfect really…because I know lesbians, most hate me, and all are monsters…

Let’s keep same sex girl on girl love like this Hollywood version, fetishisized version on girl on girl…seriously…

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2017

09

Mar

Kristen Stewart Lesbian Tits of the Day

People are semi excited by lesbian Kristen Stewart’s openly being a lesbian…fucking hotter bitches than we are – but mainly they are excited by her lesbian haircut…all militant and ready to go out there and protest men…ripping dicks off everyone that comes there way…because she’s got some deep rooted issues that have made her hate men…

She’s a lesbian – we get it – but she really wants to drive the point home – because she’s an actress and is playing the part.

I am more interested in her tits in her movie Personal Shopper that I guess is part of her identity crisis, self discovery, proving she’s more than just a bad actress who cashed out in Twilight…but that she’s also some small delicate tits…

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2017

03

Mar

Kristen Stewart Lesbian Tits in a Movie of the Day

Kristen Stewart is topless in a movie, because she’s a Lesbian, or maybe because she’s trying to have more substance or depth…who knows or cares…what matters is the little Lesbian tits…and really…her ass…from her recent photoshoot isn’t all that bad at all…..so I’m kinda digging this version of lesbian….

I have nothing more to say about uninteresting trash from twilight looking for redemption – other than she fucks Victoria’s Secret models…so we got some similar interests…making her better…

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2017

01

Mar

Androgynous Lesbian Gender Bending Kristen Stewart in a Thong and Pantyhose for V Magazine of the DAy

Kristen Stewart, the Lesbian actress who has been pretty fucking boring and not hot throughout her career, but where she had serious fame from Twilight….and this lesbian coming out thing has giving her a little depth to her already dull existence…mainly cuz she bangs a Victoria’s Secret opportunist model..Stella Maxwell..

I guess this is the new generation of dyke, maybe the hormones in the food, where the bull dyke era of Rosie O’Donnell lesbian is over, we are in a hip era of no gender, no sexuality, where where Lesbian or any sexuality is trend and cool….SoLesbians don’t have to ride motorbikes or wear construction boots and flannel…they don’t need to have asymmetric hair cuts, looking like David Bowie, like Kirsten Stewart but it’s bonus…but it cant be an identity crisis, or maybe it’s a no identity, don’t label me, rich girl weirdness…and who cares…she’s in a thong and pantyhose and not fat….works for me…

So these lesbians, are not the ready rip off any penis that comes their way type lesbian of the past….because they hate penis…this is hollywood lesbian…and it’s not all that lesbian…but rather sex tape I’d want to watch cuz she bangs stella Maxwell lesbian…even if lesbian porn is anti climatic…it’s still worth watching pussy rub together…like they are trying to start a friction fire…

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2017

10

Feb

Lesbian Kristen Stewart Tits in Personal Shopper of the Day

It’s safe to say that lesbian Kristen Stewart is trying to find herself, find her identity as a terrible actor, fight for the Oscar, hell they gave one to Anne Hathaway for shaving her head – they will definitely will get her one for showing her tits…because that’s what all Oscar winners need….

Give this lesbian titty a chance…

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2017

31

Jan

Kristen Stewart Lesbian Nipples of the Day

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Kristen Stewart has nipples…as you’d expect…since she’s a lesbian and lesbians either become lesbians from bad experiences with dudes – like being raped by their dad…. or by being narcissistic weirdos who masturbate to themselves in a mirror so much that they want to experience as close to fucking themselves as possible and they do that through other women…right?

Why else would a chick be a lesbian….

That said, she’s in a movie, you can see her nipples, because she’s not some bullshit overrated actress…she’s an artist with depth…willing to expose herself for the role she’s committed to…

Bullshit sure, but nipples definitely…sexualize those fuckers, we know Kristen Stewart, despite being feminist vocally still cum with tit in their mouth..becuse tits are sexual…no matter how often these feminist lesbians show them to me…

This is from some move she’s in called shop girl or something like that…who cares….

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2016

06

Dec

Kristen Stewart Lesbian Stance for Vogue of the Day

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Kristen Stewart is a lesbian…and Photo number 6 – if you take the time to cruise through these pics..which I don’t think you should since she looks like a dyke.

Not that I hate dykes, or don’t find dykes hot, I mean there’s something awesome about a woman who looks like she’s going to a construction site when really she’s just going to the grocery store, because women can’t escape their gender roles, no matter how thick their beards are, or how big her construction boots are at Home Depot… it’s that dykes hate me, cuz of this whole penis thing. I try to tell them it’s just a clit gone wrong, because when buried in my fat, it can really be anything, it’s not a weapon or the patriarchy or that guy who raped you…it could be your friend, maybe if I rub week old tuna on it? Will that help our friendship blossom?

Well, she is a dyke…so I guess this fashion shoot makes sense…spread em…Twilight.

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2016

11

Nov

Kristen Stewart’s Lesbian Tits of the Day

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Kristen Stewart is topless in some movie called personal shopper….which means you can see her lesbian tits – that aren’t for you penis wielding perverts – no matter how big of a fan you are of her as a Twilight actress – love interest I think isn’t that hot, totally overrated….possibly inbred…but when tits are involved, because she’s just that committed of an actress, she’s that into her role and maybe even that “feminist” since they are just tits – and to show tits is feminist…it means you aren’t sexualizing the tits – even when you’re sexualizing the tits…you men are such pigs…the reason she’s run to the pussy eating life…the same pussy eating any of her fans probably imagine her doing when they jerk off to her….

I think this is the most naked I’ve seen her…and that may not be a good thing, or an accomplishment, or even exciting…but it’s better than not seeing her naked…or is it?

I guess this brings up the age old question….of ‘I’ve seen your tits now show me labia”…when it is pulled away from the slimy vagina it’s scissoring I guess…

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2016

17

Aug

Kristen Stewart in a See Through Dress of the Day

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Kristen Stewart is a Lesbian in a see through outfit….for the New Your Times…because she’s a major celebrity which is absurd because if you’ve ever seen anything she’s in – she can’t act. But she was in Twilight and that was a huge movie in the decline of Hollywood..before the official decline of Hollywood…who had a staged hetero relationship with her costar for marketing and to perpetuate her lie and now…she’s the leader of lesbians…because that’s how flimsy these idiots are…but the nice thing is since she’s become a lesbian she’s started to look more like a girl – because we like our lesbians lipstick

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2016

28

Jul

Kristen Stewart Happy Lesbian For Elle of the Day

Kristen Stewart has never been hot to me, I’ve always just assumed she was a boring, depressing, barely dark but possibly white trash and inbred, who was part of a huge masturbatory movie series that was massive for people with high estrogen who buy into that kind of bullshit…so the press was less about people wanting to fuck her, and more about people thinking they wanted to fuck her because she’s in movies and paparazzi take pics of her while she’s faking relationships with her homosexual co-star….before herself being homosexual…you know since estrogen has always been drawn to her – and what it eats your pussy – it just feels nicer…because there is no erection in their pants cutting it short for some penetration…you know how guys are….

That said, she’s in ELLE magazine, looking so dark and mysterious, edgy and controversial, rich and famous…and if you look closely, you can see her girlfriend’s period on her noise..

No wait, that’s just some strawberry jam on my screen…that just ruined my scissor fetish, sure anticlimatic – but so beautiful like a gymnastics performance….

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2016

21

Jul

Kristen Stewart’s Making Out Lesbian of the Day

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This is not a hot kind of girl on girl kiss.

This is not your college hot girls making out in an era where Lesbians didn’t run rampent and girls used to do things like wet t-shirt contests and Jello Wrestling to get male attention or guys to like you….

This is not you porno lesbian with two stripper looking girls making out before having fake orgasms for dudes to jerk off to – and for girls who don’t like dick in porn to secretly think they are naughty for watching – before biting the bullet and fucking chicks….

This is more the lesbians you don’t want to see making out, like girls who look like hipster teen boys, which is a type of lesbian like the fat shaved head in plaid….but not the kind you’d like hollywood starlet you may have liked watching TWILIGHT because you’re weird having…

But I guess it’s just a kiss…who gives a fuck…besides the weird jesus people at the RNC who think this is against GOD’s way….

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