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2021

13

Aug

Kristen Stewart’s Thong Shot of the Day

I just saw this Kristen Stewart thong shot, that I’ll assume is an older thong shot, becasue it looks like some dude’s bedroom based on the hat collection he’s got next to his dresser, I can’t imagine that being a girl thing and not a bro thing, but then again, Kristen Stewart is a lesbian, so maybe it’s a lesbian thing…taking hats WAY too fucking seriously like a lame ass streetwear collector…you know the type…

I don’t know why this is being posted on the internet now, but I am glad it is, because she’s really a wet fucking rag of an actress, nothing she does is all that interesting, I’ve seen movies she is in and she’s just dead in the eyes and boring, really just lucky she got that Twilight franchise to secure her place in society….

I also never thought she was hot, but I am a basic man and can easily be swayed into thinking something is hot, like when looking at her asshole behind thong pic, I’m all about it, I mean run that shit on my clit sized penis, I’ll even put on a push up bra to make her feel more at home….

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2021

23

Jul

Kristen Stewart Tits of the Day

Kristen Stewart Tits

I would have thought that Kristen Stewart would be the kind of actor who decides that she’s no longer a woman, and that she’s a teenage boy, so that like Ellen Page before her, she’d kill off her name and cut off her tits, and try to grow out her clit into a dick…she just has that vibe…

But I guess she’s just happy being a lesbian, no need to push the boundaries for viral coverage or a way to get more and more famous….because I guess she doesn’t need to be that broken…..

The good news is that she’s into showing her tits, not cutting them off, so we get to see the semi-masculine, not so hot, not so great, but super famous actor with her titties out and if this is what her instagram looks like, since I don’t use instagram, I’m into it….because obviously the next step of the instagram is straight up porn….what a weird time to be around when I’ve been unable to monetize or go mainstream cuz I’m seen as some shitty porn site…when all I do is repost shit from ZUCKERBERG…what a scam…favoritism…OPPRESSION….

In conclusion, lesbians hate me, but I am glad that lesbians are finally getting hotter, cuz no dick in the way of girl on girl sex, is more fun for people into girls not dick.

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2021

08

Mar

Possibly Kristen Stewarts Front Hole of the Day

Apparently there was a Kristen Stewart nude leak that happened, you can google it and find it elsewhere, because I’m not in the business of running a not-for-profit site that gets sued for posting Kristen Stewart’s leaked nudes, she’s rich…and that would be messy…but google man, that big tech company will get you what you need, let them make all their Google money off Kristen Stewart’s back…

BUT I WILL EMBED what is rumored to be a masturbation video of hers posted to another site….

I don’t find Kristen Stewart hot and I never did, so when she came out as a lesbian, it made sense to me, you know she had the scowl on her face her entire career, and no one is quite as miserable as lesbians….at least based on their constant complaining…if you’ve met lesbians, you know how angry they are…

That’s assuming you think lesbians exist, because I know people who know lesbians and believe that they are just perverts who have sworn off men because other women understand their vaginas, can make them cum while mutually masturbating, without having to deal with the asshole male..and all the bullshit that comes with it…

That’s not to say lesbians don’t exist as a concept, it’s just to say that it is doubtful that they were born lesbian and that it wasn’t due to trauma or boredom from men, because by definition women like to breed and need sperm to breed, so if you’re running to a sperm donor to put his sperm in you to make a baby, that’s hardly lesbian…that’s like gay dudes buying a jar of pussy juice as lube…and if you know gay dudes…that would be a hellish proposition to ask them….then there’s the whole lesbian sex toys, that are dick shaped because vaginas are designed for dick…making their case all the harder for a rational human to understand….

NOT THAT IT MATTERS….what matters is that this Kristen Stewart lookalike is out here with her vagina out confusing all the Kristen Stewart fans, because they do exist, I mean she’s a big star despite not knowing how to act, but that inclusivity thing, where you need to cast gays and lesbians to seem woke, inclusive and with-it…allows them to cast her despite her not being the best…which I guess applies to all inclusion hires, these companies saying “don’t hire the best talent, hire the talent that looks best, so long as it’s not the hot chick with her tits out, cuz they’ll end up taking you down for being a creep, go for the darker shades and genderless”..//inclusion…what a farce..

Anyway, whether this is Kristen Stewart or not doesn’t matter, it’s international woman’s day…which is what matters…and nothing says woman than a woman with a organic, or authentic, real vagina…who eats other vaginas…because she likes vagina so much….so we can just pretend.

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2021

08

Feb

Kristen Bell Bra of the Day

Kristen Bell Bra

I’ve always thought that Kristen Bell was a fucking scam of a celebrity, then she married Dax Sheppard and it was confirmed that she was the worst, not because I am one of those people who gets mad at celebrities getting married, like it’s some personal attack on me, but I know those people are out there and it is hilarious…you know finding out their celebrity crush they’ve never met but have jerked off to for a decade is in love with some other loser actor…throwing their whole existence out of sorts…I mean fans are weird fucking people…

I hated her officially when she got with Dax because Dax was always such an irritating personality that anyone who would spend their life with someone who has that public persona, even if he’s totally normally and cool and it’s all an act, being with someone with that personal is a person I fucking hate…so Kristen Bell..I hate you.

Anyway, I know she’s got the fans, because fans are losers like that…and the other day, she posted a pic of herself in a bra…with a caption that was as annoying as her husband is…

It said:

11 wonderful months of not wearing a Nipple Knapsack, today I put one on. But it’s not just any Honker Hankey…blah blah blah…. And these amazing Upper Decker Flopper Stoppers have a very necessary hidden message for the wearer.

The hidden message, not so hidden, it’s massively presented on the bra, and for anyone who has worn an embroidered sweatshirt will know, that’s added discomfort to an already uncomfortable thing because you’re so weak you need you fucking bra to give you affirmations you pathetic fuck…

You you need to buy underwear that hypes you up, you should probably just end it all, you’re too far gone….

That said, to make this even weirder…the proceeds go to black women….in some white privilege weirdness because Kristen Bell can’t get any whiter and I’d be curious to know what she’s done for the black community before it was trendy…I mean maybe I am wrong about her, maybe black activism has been her calling since being the white as fuck girl in every white as fuck movie while marrying a white as fuck loser…because they are white…

That’s not to say white people can’t support black people, black causes, or that doing so is racist, it’s to say that there is definitely a level of racism when advertising what you do for black folks as a rich white person…

Pandering fucks.

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2020

20

Nov

Kristen Stewart Bra of the Day

Kristen Stewart has looked like an inbred piled of trailer trash since she was first cast in the Twilight “Saga” that’s less of a Saga and more of a pile of shit cash grab that got a lot of people rich and allowed this trash to exist amongst the rich and famous instead of working at the bowling alley sucking dick for meth despite being a “born this way” lesbian….despite having had a public relationship with her Twilight Costar to perpetuate their lie, increase their marketing exposure, because she’s a fucking lying scam and should be cancelled…but thanks to the DYKE card, which is not an invitation to a knitting circle, but could be….she’s uncancelable…but she is still boring…even in bra trying to do a slutty selfie like her ex girlfriend, a VS model scammer taught her…


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2020

04

Mar

Lesbian Kristen Stewart Working as a Mover in Short Shorts of the Day

Kristen Stewart is out her doing dyke shit in short shorts as she helps a friend move. We can only assume they’ll be knitting later tonight while talking about how much they hate dick….snacking on lesbian cookies and planning lesbian construction since they already own the flannel and construction boots…before doing some oil changes, changing some tires, unless they are the weird fat lesbians who can’t land a man so instead work as mammogram techs, librarians and gym teachers…

I don’t know what dykes do to be honest…they kind of don’t exist to me…when I see them they just sort of disappear…even lesbian porn fucking sucks.

But it is a good time to introduce you to the new R-PAT (who may have had his dick in her before she denounced dick) Batmobile:

Since you’re all a bunch of virgin losers into that batman, comic book movie shit…

I didn’t find Kristen Stewart, hot or interesting when she was at her peak…and I don’t find her hot now…but she exists and this is her existing…in shorts like she doesn’t fist Cara Delevigne’s herpes off the walls of her vagina….right up to her uterine lining…like she was an actual period…nothing more womanly than a period…nothing more lesbian than wanting to be a period.

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2020

13

Jan

Kristen Stewart Topless Lesbian of the Day

Kristen Stewart Seberg Topless Nipples

I thought she was a lesbian….

I guess this is what “acting” is.

Actress who pretends to be a lesbian pretending to not be a lesbian in some interracial scene in some movie.

As garbage as she is in everything she does, I will say that her tits are far more interesting than basically anything she’s ever done…

Titties.

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2020

06

Jan

Kristen Stewart is Nude in the Pool of the Day

Kristen Stewart, who I like to think is just a lesbian for show, maybe manipulated by her hot Victoria’s Secret model girlfriend Stella Maxwell, who like Cara Delevingne like to find girls who are confused, on the fence, maybe even broken and turn them into their marketing campaigns.

I get the vibe that she’s as much of a lesbian as one of Ellen’s girlfriends, you know in it for the hype because lesbianism is a myth, and sure they eat pussy but that doesn’t mean they don’t go back to dick when the time comes, only unlike Ellen’s lesbians, this one is the power player in the relationship.

I just don’t believe an actress or lesbian would be attracted to a Victoria’s Secret model, all the lesbians I see are into knitting, fat girls, and not the hot chicks they never were. Maybe there’s something called Hormonally lesbian, like those dude chicks who look ready to fuck anything that comes close enough with your massive 10 inch strap on, both men and women alike, because that’s just the kind of lesbian you are, but those lesbians aren’t Kristen Stewart. She’s not even believable as a combat and plaid wearing lesbian who hates men and who is in Women’s studies at college. It’s all seems like some act, like she’s pulling out of some parody of lesbianism for an SNL skit.

Anyway, her BFF hairstylist posted this pic of them naked in a pool drinking wine…and it was deleted.

So if you’re into Kristen Stewart, and you shouldn’t be, she’s not hot and was never hot, naked in a pool that you can’t see her naked in, this is for you.

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2019

11

Dec

Kristen Stewart’s Dyke of the Day

Kristen Stewart is the worst.

There is nothing hot about her, so I guess it’s good that she’s a lesbian, since there’s nothing hot about lesbians, unless you like the challenge of trying to fuck a lesbian, knowing how much they’ve trained themselves to hate dick, because you know how lesbianism is a myth…sure they eat pussy and play house with other girls…but at their core they crave male sperm in their uterus to make babies..they are coded that way and if you’re really that anti men, you’re not out there using the most MALE substance around – SPERM – recreationally to get pregnant…and trust me…lesbians are out there buying sperm of craigslist for that reason…which sounds more like a weird non-lesbian fetish than anything…I mean if I met a girl who would get sperm off online classified…I’d find them sick fucks…which is part of why I think lesbians are sick fucks…

As for Kristen Stewart, she was uneventful when she was a hetero overhyped inbred looking bitch in Twilight…and despite trying to feminize herself, or be fashion, thanks to her lesbian girlfriend and model Stella Maxwell…she’s still garbage…garbage with her lesbian titty out trying to be interesting when really it’s all so manufactured…like a fucking movie set that is her life…this is just one of her least compelling roles.

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2019

07

Nov

Kristen Stewart in Men’s Underwear Cuz She’s Edgy of the Day

Lesbian Identity Crisis Kristen Stewart is the lesbian who is more a caricature or comic book version of a lesbian, than a believable lesbian. These actors don’t know who they are…but they know how to pretend. I trust nothing….not even an asymmetric haircut will fool me…

She has always looked miserable, which makes her lesbianism make sense, but maybe my opinion of lesbians is dated, I am old…or maybe lesbians fucking hate me and always have…because I’ve never met a lesbian who wasn’t angry…all that penis hate can eat a girl up sometimes…

All I know is that she’s GENDER BENDING…which was the term they used when people started going trans, before the past two years when EVERYONE started getting on hormones and cutting off their genitals…you know when girls put on boys underwear to pretend be progressive….or to hide their cocks…and I know a dude who used to make his girl wear little boy underwear and the whole thing was very fucking weird, made me uncomfortable knowing that info, knowing that his girl would comply, and this is a weird shoot that speaks to that weird almost criminal fetish and they should be penalized, but instead it is “Art” and progress in sexuality and gender…and that in and of itself is crazier than…if you know what I mean.

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