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2019

22

Nov

Kristin Cavallari Bikini of the Day

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Kristin Cavallari the reject from THE HILLS who left LAGUNA BEACH thinking she was going to make it in Hollywood….not that I ever watched that shit, I just know the story…but she did end up fucking some pro athlete as these lame girls do cuz it means guaranteed good life so SUCK THAT CUM UP LIKE A STREET WHORE WITH A METH ADDICTION LOOKING FOR SOME NUTRIENTS AND 5 DOLLARS FOR MORE METH…with your uterus and make babies…who needs to be on TV anymore anyway, all it takes is nude or semi nudes on instagram after leveraging all the fans you can from your shitty fucking stint on REALITY tv….cuz the money is on instagram bro…monetize that content bro…

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2019

15

Aug

Kristin Cavallari Topless of the Day

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Kristin Cavallari was on Laguna Beach, she didn’t do The Hills, which was the show all her co-stars got rich from, because she was an egotistical cunt who thought she was the most important on the show, and that she could distance herself from the show, and become an actual celebrity from the show, you know legitimize herself…and it didn’t work out so well, she crawled back to the show the last season, too little too late…so she married a rich athlete, the American dream for a lot of these all-american basic whores…and she gets to spend her time as a slutty influencer mom blogger on instagram posting up weirdo white suburban mom smut…straight from the SLUMS of rich / white / christian / mall shopping / lack of soul or substance or cultue…Orange County…but at last they have Disney. The happiest place on earth…besides the women’s changing room at the local college after cheerleading practice….a cliche maybe, but Debbie Does Dallas inspired me in the 80s and that will forever be my safe space….


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2019

12

Feb

Kristin Cavallari Topless and Terrifying of the Day

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At a certain point – you’d think a bitch would throw in the towel but thanks to social media and some pre social media fame – girl can stay alive forever.

Thanks internet….

Because the star of Laguna Beach no one cares about, got married to a rich athlete, lives the whitest OC, mall shopping, lunching, life with her shitty white kids, can now be an influencer or blogger or host…because the people into Laguna Beach, one of the last reality shows to have a generation of viewers, follow her, keeping that dream alive, so that she can bring her jagged edges face to the gram in some slutty mom shoot I am mad at myself for posting because I am contributing to this nonsense machine.

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2019

30

Jan

Kristin Cavallari Panty Flash of the Day

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Kristin Cavallari is showing off her fat mom lip in a white one piece outfit – in what I guess is both educational and entertaining..they call this INFOTAINMENT…where you can be entertained by a has been reality star who smartly married and bred with a famous well paid athlete…still sexualizing herself because everyone sexualizes themselves these days…but also entertained by her thick, callused pussy lip from all the kids that just sort of dangles there like a set of balls she’s got tucked in…and that alone…is worth noticing this trash all these years later…in her mom pussy years…

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2019

22

Jan

Kristin Cavallari Bikini of the Day

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Some reality show stars become the President of the Free World…while others become breeders to professional athletes who live the good life because athletes make too much fucking money and live that bro life thanks to always being coddled by everyone around them because they were so good at sports, and in turn are now overpaid for what is the dumbest fucking thing ever…like throwing a ball with a bunch of men who shower and rape girls together..in the fraternity that is professional sports…

Her name is Kristin Cavallari…that’s Kristen with an I…and she’s posting bikini pics thanks to realizing that bikini pics is the only thing people care about…

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2019

02

Jan

Kristin Cavallari Got Them Anti Vaxxer Titties On of the Day

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Just because you’re an anit-vaxxer idiot from a reality show that was on TV 20 years ago..before you followed your dreams of marrying a pro athlete to breed with and live that epic life with….

Doesn’t mean you can’t still show off your 30 something year old tits in some bullshit pose because you’re back and ready to take on the media / entertainment industry now that the kids you produced for a paycheck are old enough….

The great news is that if her pro athlete ever leaves her, she can get a solid 20k or more a month from him, and you can get a nanny for 4,000 a month..that’s at least 17k in profit…enough to live off of….

So if you’re gonna get knocked up women, do it with rich guys. It pays.

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2018

28

Dec

Kristin Cavallari Bikini of the Day

Kristin Cavallari is keeping busy this Holiday Season. From Reality Star, to Athlete Wife, to host of a TV show (I heard she’s hosting a TV Show)….to sitting on an inflatable in a bikini showing off that mom of three – good Christian body….because this is what Jesus wants from her and all moms in their 30s trying to stay hot..and relevant….

Magical that old moms behave like this, I remember being in elementary school and only the stripper moms dressed like this on swim day….now it’s EVERYONE…

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2018

08

Nov

Kristin Cavallari Topless Photoshoot of the Day

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When The Hills revival comes up, you get naked or topless in lingerie for as long as possible, cuz she’s a mom of three who still looks good, what else will she do…

Apparently she has her own hit show cuz ppl have no taste…but she’s more set up for the athlete she finally bagged…which I’m am sure wasn’t that hard…and I’m sure the husband isn’t her first athlete…

Point being she’s topless in her underwear doing that whole thing…alright.

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2018

13

Sep

Kristin Cavallari Bikini Erotica of the Day

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Kristin Cavallari was on vacation the other day – and she wore a bikini – and I am not sure anyone cares because Kristin Cavallari was a reality star on a show many fucking years ago…who was cocky and bit by the fame big – thinking anything was possible for her EGO….and in the end her career dwindled but her access from her celebrity brought her to rich athlete cock…who she has had a bunch of kids with and is now just an Orange County slutty mom…which I guess is all these Orange County girl want in life…a pro athlete to buy them the house, the pool, the G-Wagon…so they can spend their days at the mall, at the spa…at lunch…talking shit on each other…

Suburban…in a bikini….looking alright cuz she’s vain and can’t be fat.

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2018

20

Jul

Kristen Cavallari Slut Shoot of the Day

Kristen Cavallari, the Anti-Vaxer has a fucking dick up her ass in the form of vaccinnes give her NFL rich as fuck spoiled brat garbage kids Autism, so instead she’ll cause a total fucking destruction by bringing back diseases we’ve eradicated like the mumps, black plague, etc, all because some dumb cunt who wasn’t even smart enough to stay on The Hills to get paid, and who instead had to get an NFL husband to pay her good life spoiled brat way…knows more than fucking science…fucking retard.

Well, she’s brought her old lady nipple out in some shoot cuz I guess she’s getting work, which doesn’t matter since thanks to her, we are all going to die.

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