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2017

16

Jun

Krysten Ritter – Hard Nipples Slut of the Day

Krysten Ritter has nipples…and they are hard….

What a slut…

A temptress heathen harlot slut….with a little goth to her…as she’s aging…cuz that face is starting to look old..

Lucky for her she plays a comic book character…and fans of comic books fucking love the vagina in those comic books…and by default the people who star in the TV, Movie or Nefflix version..

Either way..what a slut with those slutty hard nipples..

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2016

09

May

Krysten Ritter Bikini at the Beach of the Day

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Krysten Ritter must be promoting Season Two of that Netflix comic book show she’s the main character of. I don’t really remember what it is called, but you nerds probably do, you’ve probably watched it and masturabted to the black on little goth chick scenes over and over again…

I’ve actually watched that series, an old dude’s allowed to seduce 20 year old girls with Netflix like I was still in college, because sitting on a couch is in line with my athletic ability…

I never knew who or what Krysten Ritter was in her bikini pics over the years, but now I do….and I don’t hate her or think she’s disgusting even if she’s old…but that may be because she’s not fat…even if she’s fatter than she used to be…the story of every girl who turned 30.

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2016

07

Apr

Krysten Ritter in a Bikini from a Few Weeeks Ago for my Birthday of the Day

I shouldn’t be working today – not that this is work…but I am still sitting at a computer on my birthday when I have adventures to pretend I’d got on…when really I’d just rather sit on my couch or nap….working hard for the nap….

So to honor that laziness, that entitled birthday bullshit people do, here are old pics of Krysten Ritter who I think is also old…but who was once a model that I never bothered noticing until watching her netflix show and thinking “I’d fuck that”…making her ass in a bathing suit, even a weird shaped bathing suit…juicy enough to stare at…

I figure if I haven’t seen the pics, even if they’re weeks old, they are still new to me..and her pregnancy bump, or gunt from too much vacation eating….is the real star of this shoot…

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2016

01

Apr

Krysten Ritter in Glamour Mexico of the Day

Krysten Ritter is some old as fuck ex-model turned commercial model turned some girl on Breaking Bad who I guess is now on some Netflix produced show where she plays some comic book hero who drinks…and I actually watched the show…because I am pathetic and sometimes use a stolen netflix account to connect with the youth I am trying to fuck…and I actually got sucked into Krysten Ritter, so instead of hating on her, blind to her work, I was brainwashed by the media, which is probably why I hate on all these girls, I don’t watch TV, so I don’t learn to fall in love with them like some loser fan boy who can’t get laid because they haven’t figured out street hookers…

She’s in a Magazine…it’s not exciting..

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2016

10

Mar

Krysten Ritter did Esquire of the Day

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I never knew who Krysten Ritter was, I just know she’s been around for a while, and I never found her interesting, she was like a bootleg Anne Hathaway with nothing interesting to offer, other than maybe being a GOTH, which is so trendy and cool when you’re rich and your idea of GOTH is going to Whole Foods…

I was never excited by her bikini pics, or really anything she did, but then someone, let’s call her 20 year old I stick my dick in, made me watch the show she’s in, I can’t even remember the name, but I remember it’s not Deadpool…and for some reason…I was totally down with her drunken, slutty, railed by huge black guys character, that could be her real personality, acting is a fucking lie…and I was sold…

So if you’re out there trying to get me to like you, get drunk, fuck black dudes, send pics….

This is a preview of her in Esquire…in a basic pic, but lookin’ hot enough for me…which isn’t saying much, one day I’ll post the things I bang…and you’ll see…I’m a hater with no grounds to be a hater other than my right to an opinion..as a very miserable person…

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2015

14

Sep

Krysten Ritter in a Bikini of the Day

I still don’t know who Krysten Ritter is…I’ve posted on her, I’ve probably seen movies or TV shows she’s in, I remember John Ritter…and he’s been dead forever, so I still have no idea who she is, beyond an actor that people seem to be into, with a solid fan base, but I couldn’t tell you anything about her, from what she’s been in, to where she’s from, to who she’s fucked, to whether I’ve seen her naked or not..

I mean I could google her, or even check the site archives, but I feel zero motivation to do that, I’ll just assume she’s relevant, when looking at her must be 30 year old ass in a bikini bottom…because useless, known, relevant, or uneventful, the bikini bottom makes everyone worth looking at…even if you don’t remember them 5 minutes from now…like Krysten Ritter..

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2015

09

Jul

Krysten Ritter Period Pants of the Day

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I assume there is a fetish in seeing Krysten Ritter, an actress you’ve heard of before, but can’t place, because she average at best in level of hotness, and her career is equally lacklustre, but what do I know, maybe she’s been in a lot of things, maybe she’s been in the right nerd thing, that generated a solid audience for her, I don’t watch TV, or movies, and I have no idea what is going on…

I just look at random pictures from set that look like she either had a miscarriage or her period, and I know there’s a fetish in that….

That’s the extent of my pop culture analysis ability…

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2014

01

Dec

Krysten Ritter for Ocean Drive Magazine of the Day

I still don’t know who Krysten Ritter is, I just know that she’s one of those obscure actresses who pops up on random fan boards, and in the paparazzi, who has a totally engaged audience, who would go to the trouble of starting her own fan board….like she was in Twilight, or something equally engaging for people who have no friends and are into any accessible looking chick, because well, she’s accessible…and gives them hope of a better, less lonely tomorrow.

I guess I could google her, but her bird face makes me not care….

Instead I will just post pics of her in Ocean Drive, probably looking better than she’s ever looked, but she’s still some grey area acrtress in her 30s, which as far as I’m concerned is a decade too old for anyone to be putting her in magazines, there are younger versions of her who can do the job better, but here are the pics anyway.

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2014

02

May

Krysten Ritter is in a Bikini of the Day

Krysten Ritter is another irrelevant, barely famous at least not in my world, who the fuck is Krysten Ritter bitch proving that as long as you get in a bikini, and tip off the paparazzi, they will come running with cameras to take pics, because bikini pics get hits, even if they aren’t hot bikini pics, and even when they should be more in tune with her instagram hustle, where she takes them from far enough away that we don’t have to see her stupid looking face…even if her bodies alright…

I want more scandal god dammit…

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2013

25

Nov

Krysten Ritter’s in a Bikini in Mexico of the Day

I don’t know who Krysten Ritter is and I am not saying that to play hard to get. I have done posts on her before and I am doing a post on her now…so clearly I’m buying into whatever she is or whatever she does. I’ve even heard people say her name, but for some reason, I just don’t remember anything about her, and I call that reason her being perfectly fucking average…and uneventful, even in her bikini pics for her social media…but I will post them anyway, because clearly someone out there likes her, and more importantly some pervert out there doesn’t need her to be anything or anyone to be into these pics…so here they are.

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2013

17

Sep

Krysten Ritter Does Bikini Yoga of the Day

Krysten Ritter is some old as fuck ex-model turned commercial model turned some girl on Breaking Bad who I guess is now out of work…and looking for attention…because she’s taken her skinny body to the beach…where she’s posing in yoga stance wearing a bikini which is what I call strategic pornography. I mean she might as well be laying their spread eagled screaming “LOOK AT ME EVERYONE”…but this strategy is more subtle, less obvious, and thus more effective…it’s attention whoring 101…a class I am willing to teach at any local college willing to hire me.

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2013

29

Aug

Krysten Ritter for Peta of the Day

Krysten Ritter is in an ad for PETA and unlike all the other low levels who have done ads for PETA, she’s not nude….not that the others were nearly nude enough, but rather were strategically nude to get some attention and for PETA to not be considered pornographers…but rather activists who save the nude protests for the lesbian vegan disgusting girls we don’t want to see naked protesting fur while eating organic potatoes in construction boots….and what it comes down to is that I believe in all charities that help animals in any way, even though I eat animals, I believe in saving them when they aren’t food….so I like what is going on here, even if I don’t know who the fuck this Krysten Ritter is, but assume she’s John Ritter’s milking his name now that he’s dead, almost like Kaley Cuoco, up on some weekend at Bernie’s shit, because there can only be one Ritter family in Hollywood….right?

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2012

10

Oct

Krysten Ritter for Prestige Magazine of the Day


Krysten Ritter is some awkward Katy Perry impersonator looking girl…who apparently also acts in movies…..and is pretty unknown to me…bu making moves because magazines I’ve never heard of are doing photoshoos of her half naked in vintage bikinis or lingerie or whatever that is…all glamourous and not very erotic….and I’m posting it because I assume she has one fan….who is probably weird as fuck…and probably knows all her vitals and every line she’s ever spoke in movies…he memorizes them as he sketches her out of semen on his basement apartment wall…cuz that’s what happens when you do movies…you attract weirdos…..especially when you look like a weirdo….weirdo.

She’s so intense…..

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2012

09

Jul

Krysten Ritter and Nicole Scherzinger Learn to Surf of the Day

Krysten Ritter who I’m not quite sure who she is…and Nicole Scheringer who I am not quite sure she was born with a vagina…or a penis…..were together in some random “Learn How to Surf” Oakley event, that you would think a mulity billion dollar company like Luxotica, who own the rights to Ray Ban and Oakley, and pretty much all the major sunglass companies, would be able to toss Oakley a little more of a marketing budget to get real celebrities up on their promotional campaign, instead of making shit look like a flimsy, scraggly, worthless waste of time for everyone involved, except maybe Krystne Ritter and Nicole Scherzinger who now probably feel like someone cares…especially since it is corporate and gets them paid…

But they were in bikinis, and they did take this awesome jumping pic, so I can’t fully hate…if I did, it would mean I have no sense of humor, and we don’t want that, since it’s the only game I have.


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2010

18

Nov

Krysten Ritter and Natasha Alam at a Party of the Day

I don’t know who this awkward Katy Perry impersonator at a Drag Club lookin’ bitch is. I just know she’s in a movie with Rachel Bilson and Rachel Bilson is the fucking future now that she’s escaped that overbearing cunt she was going to marry. I also know she’s wearing a tight dress that really shows off her non existent titties which is exactly what I am looking for in a bitch who is trying to look like Katy Perry because the only good about Katy Perry is her tits…Unless of course she’s trying to really have her own look, style and identity, in which case I’m way off….and who really who cares….I don’t even know why I’m bothering posting this bitch…oh right…scroll down…

There was some chick named Natasha Alam from Uzbekistan and I like her style, shit, I don’t know why she bothered wearing that dress, she probably shoulda just come out in her bra and panty set I know she strategically wore so no pussy or tit would be exposed, cuz that’s just how bitches who dress like this for attention are, they fucking suck at actually doing things that deserve getting attention, like masturbating in public or taking a shit for the paparazzi, cuz entertaining me is not their priority. Cunts.

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