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2016

01

Mar

Kylie Jenner’s Weirdly Shaped Body of the Day

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I realize that no one actually cares about my opinion on Kylie Jenner, or that I think she looks like a very mutated human at 18, all thanks to Plastic surgery, we can safely say her family is very fucking into. I know that you have eyes, and don’t find what is going on here hot, it looks like raw meat is staple gunned to her, and airbrushed with Kylie Jenner make-up, as the family does a third or fourth family bush to their audience and it fucking works.

How many scents can a family that looks like they smell like shit produce, promote and sell? Apparently a lot..and enough to trademark her name, as a big fuck you to Kylie Minogue, and why the fuck do we or anyone know this…I’m talking everyday people who shouldn’t even know who Kylie Jenner is telling me this story…it’s fucking weird brain washing.

The other thing that’s weird is her extreme hip to ratio, waist trained, fat transfer body……no one at 18 is naturally shaped like this, so the only thing natural about any of these Kardashians is that they are naturally cunts…

Here’s some videos…

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2016

17

Feb

Kylie Jenner for Richard Kern in Wonderland of the Day

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Kylie Jenner is one of the most famous creatures, and I use that word gently, I’ve seen her in person and she’s more of a horror movie monster, with pounds of fleshy stapled to her face in the form of BOTOX…at 18 and this one is the one I hope falls into serious drug addiction and fails terribly. She’s the Michael Jackson of the family, the Gary Coleman, the child star who has such a distorted sense of reality because she doesn’t remember when they were modest Los Angeles county living multi millionaires thanks to LIFE cereal and her mom fucking and getting knocked up by OJ Simpson…and his legal team.

Either way, this shoot for Wonderland magazine is a pretty big deal because the pictures are by Richard Kern, who may not be a Helmut Newton or any other really celebrated photographer, but he is one of the original nude hipster photographers, probably in his 50s or 60s, who has never been accused of being a Terry with the girls, but who is still an old creep that hangs out with young girls and shoots them naked for a bunch of things, like his own pervert “art” books and Vice Magazine, with a feature called “Shot By Kern” that had both hot and disgusting girls, before Vice became part of MTV or FOX or whoever the fuck bought VICE turning it into the mainstream packaged as ALTERNATIVE shit it is….

Doesn’t matter, because we haven’t seen the pics yet, she may not even be naked but for those of you who know creepy photographers, you know that when all they want is a girl naked, it’s not about the art – but rather about them jerking off to the outtakes, and of course they act like it’s not, they want you to come back for more and tell your friends how professional the motherfucker is so he get more and more outtakes of naked 18-20 year olds, shooting them all fucking day….

I’ll post the pics when they happen.

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2016

09

Feb

Kylie Jenner’s Sloppy 18 Year Old Fat Chick Ass of the Day

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Kylie Jenner posted this picture of her ass, a genetically modified ass, that based on her face we can assume was created in a lab when she got fat transfers from her chubby belly to her ass giving her that good, artificial looking waistline, that all these instagram models have…it is part of their family tradition, they like the surgeries and giving the illusion that they’re beautiful women. Just as her dad.

Point being, at 18, she’s got a doughy face, that looks like she’s “THE MASK”….and not the JIM CARRY mask…the Cher MASK about the kid with the facial issues circa 1984…and her ass is the same kind of mess, but instead of being the social media whore she is, I’d much rather she be the pornstar that made them…a little black on white girl because black guys like white girls…hip hop fame while the other one goes for the white crowd…so calculated…like livestock in the famewhore farm…disgusting..

Here’s one of them pantsless…

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2016

02

Feb

Kylie Jenner in a Red Bra and Panty of the Day

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Kylie Jenner is some puppet used by her whore mongering mother and her Olympic winning Dad Chick with a Dick…because this family is one massive novelty act…that people keep buying into…

The truth is that she knows her angles, when she’s got three inches of make-up on, looking like some weirdly shaped instagram whore targeting the hip hop market, with that big waist to hip thanks to waist training and fat transfers weirdness….that she backs up by fucking old black dudes….but at 18, she looks 30, and in person, she looks like meat has been stapled to her whore face…

IT’s not really her fault that she’s terrible, represents all that is wrong with the world, but more importantly speaks to everything the young generation hip hop kids are into…this is pop….but she could still have more fucking substance…

But at least she posts underwear selfies.

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2016

29

Jan

Kylie Jenner’s Body is LOL of the Day

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I would appreciate the Kardashian fame if these girls were actually hot…

They are doughy, bootleg, shitty faced…with botox that looks like raw meat is stapled on them…With shitty waist training and fat transfer asses to make strippers jealous…and make dudes with no standards or who are easily manipulated excited..

All rich yet trashy.

I’ve seen Kylie in person at least once, you wouldn’t look at bitch twice if she didn’t have airbrushed make-up on. She’s big and awkward looking…with a massive head…and not just because she has this ego thanks to her fucked up upbringing…all thanks to Kim putting the right things in her pussy…on video…for Ryan Seacrest who loves black cock to jump onto…and turn into a shitty show..

They are fucking garbage….and this selfie is hilarious…she’s so fucking weird looking…fucking monkey…with two white parents…one a dick with a chick and the other a chick with whatever dick helps progress their cause in her…

Garbage..

Here she is being rude to a poor Camera guy hired to film them…making me want to do a documentary on the camera men who have been working the Kim Kardashian show the last decade

Here she is with a Rolls Royce seat and words of Wisdom about all the HARD work she’s done..

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Here is some ketamine weirdness of medicated rich kids…singing along to shitty rap songs…

Garbage…

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2016

26

Jan

Kylie Jenner Sponsored By a Toilet Company of the Day

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It seems fitting, almost like things have come full circle, that a Kardashian, or at least a creature created and honed and designed by the Kardashians would be sponsored by a toilet company.

Not only because the Kardashians are the shit stain on society, the raw sewage that’s in our water source, tainting all of our souls…or more specifically that Kylie, like her sisters is just a useless pile of feces…

But because it is well established that in the Sex Tape that made the Kardashians, Kim K was pissed on, and for the years they’ve existed, I’ve called her a urinal…not quite as classy as TOTO brand toilets but a urinal nonetheless…related to TOTO…and it’s good to see the family finally coming together….and I don’t mean because Rob Diabetes Kardashian is fucking Tyga Kylie’s Sex Offender’s baby momma…Blac Chyna….I had drawing attention to their famewhoring…what I mean is…TOILETS!

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2016

20

Jan

Kylie Jenner in Jeans of the Day

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Kylie Jenner fascinates me….because she is both a dump truck full of garbage kind of person…while also being the garbage within the dump truck…

You can probably argue that it’s not her fault that she was raised amongst such garbage. That her entire life she’s had camera crews following her around as her stage mom and manager tried to hustle as many deals for her…creating a celebrity or it-girl without having any really reason, talent or purpose beyond vanity…

It’s like these self involved pigs are rich and bored and figure they need that stamp of approval to actually matter in the world….to appease that boredom and the public was responsive. They are the ultimate in spokespeople. They can sell product better than a pimp sells pussy to a bunch of asian businessmen…

Kylie Jenner is large, she’s not hot, she looks like she has flesh stapled to her face, but bitch knows how to whore herself…

She’s taking it in, because society says this is the ultimate, the top of the charts, as good as it gets…

It’s safe to assume she’s come falling down hard in the next 5 years, when she’s still under 25 and the world has moved the fuck on from the Kardashians…because they will…I know they willl…I believe…it may take a natural disaster, or an apocalypse, but eventually we won’t care…..and this bitch, will be so lost…she’ll have no choice but suicide…YAY…

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2016

08

Jan

Kylie Jenner’s Red Thong of the Day

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Kylie Jenner disgusts me. She is just garbage, last week’s kitchen garbage, exploited at her expense to make the family money, and she’s managed to maintain the doughy Kardashian monster look, and she should be taken outback and shot, or maybe her plastic surgeon should, for fucking up a kid, but not nearly as much as her mom and transdad did….

Young people know who she is, care who she is and I guess lazy, young, possibly fake ass because her family needs a fat ass, her family loves plastic surgery and does everything for money, even on the white ones…to cash the fuck in…

Well she’s wearing a red thong, showing it off, to get her audience and the paparazzi excited, or maybe because she’s wearing one size too small on purpose as they are all calculated, contrived shit…shit that I guess is being contained on this pig with underwear…underwear you’d probably buy off ebay to sniff…to see what strand of AIDS TYGAs tranny fucking dick gave her…

She’s not hot, either is her underwear…

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2016

05

Jan

Kendall Jenner Lesbian-ing on Kylie Jenner of the Day

There’s a story that Kendall is dating some One Direction dude who fucked Taylor Swift named Harry Styles, because they were on a yacht together with Gigi Hadid and the other One Direction kid….

But then there’s another story that Kendall is a dyke and dating Cara Delevigne.

All stories produced by Kris Jenner…to keep people talking..

When the real story is if they were able to take this twerk video and carry it into a lesbian incest storyline and sex tape…Kendall always sexually assaults her…but they just fuck the same dudes…but can’t touch since that’s illegal…at least they’d be where they belong as broken, low level bottom feeders.

Kylie and Kendall are totally uninteresting characters, we can assume they are really fucking damaged, which gives us hope of a horrible crash and burn, as these things tend to happen, it’s just remarkable to me, that they’ve existed this long. I mean I guess America is really fucking mindless and dumb and buy into tabloid idiots, because it’s more interesting than taking correspondence classes to get their high school equivalency…

I mean if you think about it, their mom is this narcissist whore mongering woman, who uses her own kids as her talent pool of whores to monger…her sister’s a porn chick, her other sister is OJs kid, their dad is a woman….and through their whole life their were fucking puppets, watched in the fishbowl, used to sell product and a bullshit tabloid story, and one has become an overrated model…she’s just not a model…and the other is a lingerie clad booty model, despite being white, thanks to plastic surgery and her whore sister lead…

I am not telling you anything you don’t already know, it’s just unbelievable that in a world with so much content, these people book work. That brands support them despite being garbage, up on some Honey Boo Boo shit, but instead…everyone is working for them. I do not get it.

I also don’t get these softcore porn videos…Rolling Around in Lingerie…for no reason set to music. They are SO fucking cheesy…but I guess you can see their ass…straight for Kylie’s teen porn app…

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Either way, they are doughy, vile, garbage…that must die.

Oh and here’s Kendall in Vogue….because Vogue supports garbage…if it is rich, has good rich, and looks like its disgusting mom….

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2015

30

Dec

Kylie Jenner’s Doughy Purchased Ass of the Day

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Kylie Jenner at 18 is already so fucking broken, damaged, disgusting looking, fabricated by the family hired scientist, because I guess that’s how they make money, and despite already having so much money, they are addicted to making more…and now…throw the rest of the family into the mix, except the fat one with Diabetes, no not the monster one, the guy, who they realized wasn’t as marketable as the rest of them becuase he didn’t have natural tits, just fat tits…no not Caitlyn the dad who became the mom…the brother no one bothers with…because he was smart enough to remove himself from the situation his psycho mom created…

But this 18 year old, she’s right up in the mix, she’s the final of her creatures, and so it is only natural to make her a creature, that looks like she’s had meat stapled to her fucking head…and face…and now ass…it’s what the people want…

If she’s already this broken and beat up looking at 18…I assume 30 will be pretty rough…assuming she lives that long, seeing as drug addiction and overdose from being a punchline to a terrible yet lucrative joke…will lead to…

The fucking worst and here she is photoshopped to shit for February 2016’s Elle UK…she’s not even hot, why do people, or the media keep talking about these garbage people…fuck…

Here’s the video – I didn’t watch…because I can assure you that nothing an uneducated, vapid little cunt has to say is a waste of all of your fucking time…seriously..

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