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2014

15

Apr

Lacey Banghard’s Weird Sex Selfie Video of the Day

Here’s another Glamour model from the UK…her name is Lacey Banghard and she’s in this ridiculous video of her taking selfies of herself for the LAD MAG youtube channel, which means you won’t see her nipples, you can google her to see her nipples…

But you can see a low level stripper-type with a porno name, totally misguided from her mission or destined quest of being a stripper, you know what the stars and BLOODY moon had lined up for her….and that’s always fun, I guess…I mean I find it boring as fuck, but people seem to think it’s awesome, thanks to tits, so here it is…

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2013

17

Sep

Lacey Banghard Topless for NUTS of the Day

Lacey Banghard…is a Glamour Model with the most appropriate name…because that is what every soccer player or dude in the UK with money is paying her to do when she’s not exposing her tits in magazines for perverts like you…probably for free…because this is her marketing campaign for her sideline escorting that she probably doesn’t think is escorting like many escorts or gold diggers who feel entitled and deserving of the shit, and as they spend their husbands money on their designer clothes…they somehow think half of it is theirs…even though they are really only there for their tits…but in a life where you only exist cuz of your tits…I guess you lose sight of that, or don’t really see it the same way as anyone with a fucking brain…

Here she is flashin’…

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2013

26

Jun

Lacey Banghard is Topless for NUTS of the Day

I may not know much about this Lacey Banghard bitch, but I know one thing, the only thing that really matters, and that is that being topless is kinda all she does…it is her one trick…and luckily for her, that trick pays the fucking bills, seduces rich men, and allows people to focus on what is important, rather than having to charm people with her personality or intelligence, those things just get in the way of objectification through staring at tits…

Now I don’t think she’s all that great, but her tits are big, she looks like a stripper, and she’s stripping, which I guess makes her good enough, and that’s all we really need in life…good enough…

The people with the lowest expectations are always the happiest…


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2013

15

Apr

Lacey Banghard Hiding Her Nipples for FHM of the Day

Lacey Banghard is a Glamour Model from the UK, who I am going to assume was not originally named Banghard, but who was clever enough to give herself a stripper name, because that’s probably where the agency looking for topless models found her, which I guess was the lap dance lottery winning ticket, because it led to such great roles like winning Page 3 Idol competition, to NUTS magazine, to Celebrity big brother, I mean she’s really fuckin made it compared to sucking drug dealer dick in a lap dance booth for coke and not compared to actually making it.

Here she is in FHM, not showing tits, because she’s just that famous now, that she doen’t have to degrade herself or objectify herself like that anymore, plus she’s got a banana as a prop to remind us she’s nothin’ but a whore a whore I am a fan of.

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2013

04

Apr

Lacey Banghard for Page 3 of the Day

Lacey Banghard is average at best. I mean I doubt you’d even notice her at a bar unless you were drunk or she was dancing around with her tits spilling out everywhere, yet the second that shirt comes off, people stop in their tracks, offer her modeling contracts, and give her immigrant ass a life of luxury, paving the way to getting a Soccer playing husband to finance her life, and never actually having to work a real job.

And all it took was showing her tits.

They should teach these lessons in Elementary school. You know so girls get that working a 9-5 for 40k a year is bullshit, and if they stay fit and are willing to get naked, all their princess dreams can come true.

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2013

26

Mar

Lacey Banghard Titties in NUTS of the Day

Glamour Model Lacey Banghard is naked in Nuts and I am posting it because I feel like I haven’t covered enough Glamour models, who as far as I’m concerned are the “real” models, while real models just miss what’s is the most important aspect of modeling, while Glamour models get what men want, and get dirty doing it, cuz their average looks would otherwise be serving coffee at Starbucks.

Their short thick bodies would never get a modeling gig, but their tits and willingness to show em, gives them the good life, without having to be a stripper.

Sure they are just tits, but they are all these girls have…..so they might as well be celebrated, because all girls love a little male attention….

Remember today’s life lesson….Even ugly girls have vaginas.

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2013

08

Feb

Lacey Banghard in a Recent Titty Shoot of the Day

I am pretty sure I posted the outtakes from this shoot, but I can’t be too sure, cuz titty model photoshoots all kinda blend into each other in one giant titty pile of greatness, that I think makes the world a better place to live in, cuz without titty models doing titty photoshoots, your virgin ass wouldn’t know what a tit looked like, other than that one time you saw your mom breast feeding your brother like she was Blossom….something she never did for you…laying the foundation of your life of inadequacies…thanks mom….

Here are the tits….and they are outrageous…

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2013

06

Feb

Lacey Banghard in Some NUTS Outtakes of the Day

Lacey Banghard has a seriously hard face…rugged like a stripper who managed to escape the sex trade and life as a coked up prostitute by becoming a low level, but big breasted titty model…featured in all the UK magazines, possibly because she works at a discount, or maybe, just maybe cuz her tits are retarded…I mean there’s only so much conversation this gratuitous shit can stir up, it’s tits, I like tits, that’s all there is to it….if we’re looking for a moral in the story like this was a 90s sitcom…it’s girls…if you got tits…use them…they will make you famous…even if you’re not hot….all you need is tits…

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2013

22

Jan

Lacey Banghard in some Topless Zoo Photos of the Day

Lacey Banghard is pretty ok….I mean I don’t know how hot she’d be if she; didn’t have such ridiculous tits…but lucky for her…she’s got ridiculous tits…so we don’t have to imagine such horrible things…unless she has a breakdown….like she was Britney Spears and instead of cutting off her hair….she chooses to cut off her tits….you know after realizing that all people care about are her tits….and she’s gonna make them have no choice but to care about other things about her…like her brains or her command of the English language….or something….but we don’t have to deal with that kind of crazy today….today…we can just stare at her tits…

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2013

18

Jan

India Reynolds, Lauren Goodger & Lacey Banghard for NUTS of the Day

OMG This Glamour Model Shoot is so fucking different than all other Glamour Model shoots I’ve seen over the last decade….it’s like they are so creative with what they do with these photos….always so different….and pretty much throw me off every time…never the same…always different….cuz there is so much you can do with big old tits….I usually like to start with sucking them….


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2013

09

Jan

Lacey Banghard Topless for Page 3 of the Day


Lacey Banghard, I love what you’ve done with your hair…

Creepy…But not as creepy as the fact that I know who Lacey Banghard, you see as some low level Glamour model with awesome tits who gets naked for money…like some kind of stripper…in magazines I don’t read….the fact that I know who she is…but more important how she normally wears her hair is totally unsettling…but I guess awesome tits that you broadcast is as good a reason as any to know a bitch exists…I mean why else do we know these lovely ladies…cuz of their talent, their ability to sing, whatever…their naked tits are far more important than any of that other bullshit….Lacey Banghard, like her name states, cuts straight to the fucking point….I’m a fan.


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2012

26

Nov

Lacey Banghard in her 2013 Calendar of the Day

This post is dedicated to my man Travis…who hates girls with big breasts and who are willing to show off their big breasts in exchange for money and fame….

Which is a kinda weird thing to hate on…considering girls who are willing to show off their retarded big tits for such simple and obvious reasons…are fucking awesome….and not just because they are usually broken and have daddy issues…but because I get to stare at their tits.

All this to say…Travis is weird.

Here’s Lacey Banghard’s 2013 Calendar for those of us who like topless girls…

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2012

20

Nov

Lacey Banghard Ridiculously Busty and Topless for the Latest Nuts of the Day

This is an amazing photoshoot…of a top heavy Glamour Model….appropriately named Banghard…even though from my experience…the over sexed, jacked on mail attention kind of girls…are the ones who don’t bang hard at all…they just lay there and figure you’re lucky to be getting up in them….while the average at best girls…or even the hot girls who work in offices but are more conservative and not posing naked for a living…are the ones who really bang hard….making pics of a Glamour Model naked….better than actually being in a room with a Glamour model…Sure I love glorified strippers willing to get naked for money and fame and notoriety as much as the next guy….but I’m more into their work…than getting to know them as people…cuz these tits are fucking bananas….and not in a racial National Geographic African tribe slur kind of way…I mean fucking next level nutty.


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2012

05

Oct

Lacey Banghard Page 3 Photoshoot Video of the Day

Another day, another Glamour model in videos and/or picture, showing her pretty irrelevant, yet awesome tits….it is like these Glamour models don’t sleep, or maybe it is just that there are so fucking many of them, that there is just an endless supply of half naked busty trash that was meant to be strippers, only instead figured out the low level fame game, and I am glad they did, cuz otherwise we’d never be touched by their greatness on an emotional level, like we are after watching this video…

Girl in kitchen looking hot…works for me….

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2012

27

Sep

Lacey Banghard’s Topless Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

I am starting to like these Glamour models…because every once in a while I decide tha huge fucking tits are the future…thanks to genetically modified foods, plastic surgery and all that other good stuff that leaves woman hormonal and eager to flaunt their shit so that men look at them…in exchange for money instead of working….changing their names to dirty little sassy slutty names that make me want to fuck….and by every once in a while I mean always…Lacey Banghard should be my girlfriend.

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