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2021

29

Jul

Laetitia Casta’s in a Photoshoot of the Day

I was just ranting about French Girls supposed to be topless because I live in French Canada, a society that was built on French Prostitutes coming over to the New World to be sold off to the highest Fur Trapper….which they market as empowering, because the women were allowed to interview the men and see if they wanted to marry them…so it wasn’t a pure human trafficking situation…more a poor girl from France paid to go to the New World to get married to some fucking Pilgrim….

Anyway….it was the Lily Rose Depp post where I said she should be topless, it’s the French way, at least based on the French TV from France that we had access to and that had all kinds of tits in it…..we’d watch it for the tits, it was very culturally enlightening, back when porn didn’t exist at the level it does now…when you had a hard time getting on the internet or you’d be bored of the old VHS porns you basically exhausted….it was far better than jerking off to music videos or Figure Skating…

Well, when internet did start to make it’s way, the porn was on these thumbnail gallery sites, or these directories, and in the celebrity section there was ALWAYS some Laetitia Casta topless shoots cuz her tits were huge, she was from France, that’s how fashion worked there.

Needless to say, I’ve jerked off to her tits a lot, and seeing her in this new photoshoot for a magazine is a blast from 1997 or 1998 when my love affair with the model began…

She’s holding up well…Viva le France or whatever the fuck….to socialist fucks….she’s been a babe, still a babe, and I think this must be the closest thing I’ve felt to love in a long time…and she’s old as shit…EXPLAIN THAT TO ME asshole…

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2019

19

Jul

Laetitia Casta Naked of the Day

Laetitia Casta Naked for Elle France 2

Laetitia Casta is some French model from French France….who must be old as fuck by now…

In the 90s, she was one of the first girls you’d find on celebrity porn sites….before blogs like this very important life project of mine that has dominated my last 15 years were a thing…these weirdo thumbnail gallery posts or TPGs were where you’d go for the porn. They’d basically be a page of pics, you’d click the one you liked, and you’d end up on some sales page for a porn affiliate….but there would be a gallery of the tits. Some of these were celeb themed and I guess Latitia was one of the popular ones because she’d have galleries. She had massive tits….her tits pics were everywhere…in an era when tit pics weren’t everywhere…so it meant something. It was special.

I don’t know why I went to the model/celeb nudes by default, maybe I’ve just always hated or been turned off by public whores / sluts / sex workers and like my nudity to come from an “artistic” place…like she was a model or actress and getting naked was for the job, and it left mystery and imagination, had some class or substance…while porn was just graphic shit that reminded me of an all you can eat buffet…just average women doing vulgar things cuz they had to pay the rent…while celeb and model shit was vetted, more prestigious, less trashy and disgusting and still naked…

So her and I go way back…she’s like my old mistress who doesn’t know I exist because the closest I’ve got to her was jerking off to a picture of her….and I don’t think she got that notice from my FBI agent watching me jerk off to her and trying to exploit that video to send to my contacts. It was a simpler time back then.

Not that I like talking about jerking off to slow loading tit pics on dial up in the 90s…I actually hate when dudes talk about jerking off, it’s so queer and basic and awkward. Keep it to your damn self…but it was important for the sake of this story….to remind her and myself that I have some sort of connection with her tits….it is her legacy…and a reminder that I’ve been doing this shit WAY too long and I’m not a dot com billionaire from it…oops….too much jacking off.


Laetitia Casta Naked for Elle France 2

Laetitia Casta Naked for Elle France 2

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2018

25

Jan

Laetita Casta Nipple of the Day

Laetita Casta Shows her Nipples for Elle Russia

Laetitia Casta is or was a french model turned actress with awesome tits who in the 90s was the one of the girls you’d find on celebrity porn sites I used to jerk off to…..because she was French and the fact she had massive tits….her tits pics were everywhere…in an era when tit pics weren’t everywhere.

Her and I go way back…she’s like my old mistress who doesn’t know I exist becuase the closest I’ve got to her was jerking off to a picture of her….not that I like talking about jerking off to slow loading tit pics on dial up in the 90s…..but it makes me feel like I have some sort of connection with her….or legacy…a reminder that I’ve been doing this shit WAY too long and I’m not a dot com billionaire from it…

Today she’s back with a shoot that involves her nipple behind fabric…

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2017

29

Jun

Laetitia Casta Bathing Suit of the Day

I used to jerk off to Laetitia Casta.

She was one of the french models with big tits in 1995 that was featured in all the celebrity nudity databases – before I hated celebs…back when I would watch movies and jerk off to movies because internet porn was so annoying to deal with….

She’s 22 years older….but still in front of the camera cuz these bitches get addicted to that shit…..and her tits…still big….amazing how that happens….middle age titties!!

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2017

10

Mar

Laetitia Casta Still Modelling of the Day

Laetitia Casta is or was a french model turned actress with awesome tits who in the 90s was the one of the girls you’d find on celebrity porn sites I used to jerk off to…..because she was French and the fact she had massive tits….her tits pics were everywhere…

Meaning me and her go way back…and her classic titty pics have made me cum at least once….not that I like talking about jerking off to slow loading tit pics on dial up in the 90s…..but it makes me feel like I have some sort of connection with her. …but as it goes with most girls who have made me cum…I forget she actually existed…you know cuz we went our separate ways…I started hating celebrity sites so much I created one and she didn’t put much effort into doing more substantial projects with her tits….

But Today….today…because today…we have learned…that she is the new old tits for whatever this shit is….

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2016

07

Jun

Laetitia Casta fir Marie Claire France of the Day

CASTA-8

I used to masturbate to Laetitia Casta tits in a simpler time – we’ll call it 1996 when I first got the internet…and figured out how it worked thanks to prison time I was serving being modern and convenient…

This was in the dial up era when I could get off to a set of slow loading tits, bar by bar of image slowly loading – edging myself until the full breast dropped…where this whole “celebrity” thing started up for me, using old Thumbnail Gallery Posts for porn material…always choosing the celebrity section – because models were just hotter than 90s shitty porn people.

So these tits, in 1996, were a staple…the stars of the internet…they were from France and huge…they never went onto doing much, but being so early in her naked for her career, makes her and her tits iconic…and now she’s still doing media and still looking good – reassuring my decision to jerk off to her instead of other bitches of the time…

So I guess Laetitia Casta and I have a one side, romantic, historically charged legacy…and in ways she is the reason for DrunkenStepfather so if you have any lawsuits pending against me – send them her way…

Thanks…

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2015

28

Sep

Laetitia Casta by David Bellemere for Muse of the Day

Casta-6

Laetitia Casta is one of the original tits in movies that graced the early internet for celebrity porn to jerk off to…

I never quite knew who Laetitia Casta was in 1996, I just know that I was into jerking off to her tits, thanks to being into celebrities naked, and not celebrities in practice, instead of jerking off to gutter porn chicks naked…

It was the era of internet photo porn, that still took 5 minutes to load an jpg, pre-video…and these sites called internet Thumbnail Gallery Posts or TGPs, were just a stack of categorized pictures you’d click on one to get to free galleries…and for some reason, a reason I call a preview to my entire existence in this world, I’d always choose the celebrity section instead of anal, teen, or blowjob…

Since celebrities were less whorish then, all the actors or models naked would be international…and this Casta chick had these massive tits…

I guess was 20 fucking years ago, but she’s still around, posing, but without nipple…which still counts, but barely, not just because of the no nipple, but because of the being old as fuck…

David Bellemere is the top nude photographer around right now, so this could have been a great throwback to….those better days…but I guess it’s just not that kind of shoot..

I’ll post it anyway, because I’m old…

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2014

28

Nov

Laetitia Casta for LUI of the Day

You probably don’t remember Laetitia Casta, but in the 90s when internet was first starting out, I would go on these weird porn sites to jerk off called Thumbnail Gallery Posts, which was basically a huge web of scammy internet porn, that featured previews pictures, that took hours to slowly download, and that I am sure made a lot of people rich, like the ones who moved forward with the times, and started internet tube sites…

All this to say, Laetitia Casta, was always one of the models, actresses, who would be topless in these celebrity galleries I would jerk off to, before I hated celebrities, so I feel like I know her, because in ways I grew up with her, since she’s only 36…and now on the cover of LUI, because I guess she’s still relevant in France…

I’m ready to see the inside pages..

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2012

07

Nov

Laetitia Casta for H&M Lingerie of the Day

Do you remember Laetitia Casta ? I do.

She was a french model turned actress with awesome tits who in the 90s was the one of the girls you’d find on celebrity porn sites I used to jerk off to…..meaning me and her go way back…and her classic titty pics have made me cum at least once….but as most girls who have made me cum…I forget she actually existed…you know cuz we went our separate ways…and she didn’t put much effort into doing more substantial projects with her tits….until today…because today…we have learned…that she is the new tits for H&M….and she’s looking good doing it.

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2012

23

Apr

Laetitia Casta Bare Ass in Vogue of the DAy

Laetitia Casta was popular in the early years of the internet cuz she modeled topless…..and luckily that is SOMETHING SHE STILL DOES ……10 years later….but still lovely as fucking hell….even though the aging process is never something I endorse….but getting her model ass naked and exposed in Vogue Paris like it was the late 90s and as far as I’m concerned this is the kind of re-visiting old haunts I can endorse…unlike fucking the same hooker/wife of 10 or more years – sure society wants us to accept this as acceptable example of re-visiting old haunts…..but we know it is only okay if Laetitia Casta or someone equally spectacular is our hooker/wife….

Who cares, looking at her older more experienced ass and enjoy it….cuz it won’t be this good in another 10 years….guaranteed.

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