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2022

05

Aug

Lais Ribeiro Ass in a Bikini of the Day

I saw these Lais Ribeiro bikini pics the other day, but wasn’t going to bother posting them because the paparazzi sue, but figure since I got nothing to be sued for, it’s not like we’re an actual media company over here, but rather a huge fucking waste of time to sue, I’ll post them, plus her tits are too big and soft to ignore…

You may not remember the big Brazilian tits, but she was a teen mother, who was imported into America to do that whole model thing, possibly illegally, but the human traffickers who pretend to be model agents are pretty legit with their paperwork, so when hot enough you don’t need to hide in the gas tank of some Drug Mule’s van, you can fly in first class sipping Mimosas as you prep for that American Dream you’ve already got a taste of and who really cares if it involves sucking dick, the perks outweigh the taste of the rich guy cum.

Anyway, I think her and her MILF tits, they are still MILFs if they are 30 so long as they’ve shat out a kid…it counts…and really, with a body as hormonally sound as this, I am surprised she doesn’t have dozens of kids, she must have her tube tied, because even her dry tits look like they could feed a impoverished third world village…the right kind of philanthropy.

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2021

16

Dec

Lais Ribeiro Wet of the Day

Lais Riberio is the single mom who miraculously said “I am hot, so I will just casually move to America and become a Victoria’s Secret model”…because you know, that’s how it works….LOL…

There’s about 10,000 or more, probably more, American born and raised hot chicks would DIE to have a million dollar contract with the UNDERWEAR CARTEL…but now…THEY OUTSOURCE that shit….WHY IS THAT? I wonder…

In being a Victoria’s Secret Model, who was also a TEEN MOM, she’s got some rockin’ tits, rockin body and I guess that’s all you need to leave your country, land a work visa, get a million dollar contract, all while being some uneducated TEEN mom….where there’s a will, there’s a way and if you’re a hot chick, there’s likely rich pervert dudes eager to make money off you…

I don’t know her origin story, but it makes you wonder doesn’t it…or are you just into looking at the bikini body….even if it’s older and damaged goods.

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2021

20

Oct

Lais Ribeiro Bikini of the Day

Lais Ribeiro is a pretty fascinating story in Human Trafficking by an evil corporation, that’s worked out pretty great for her…because she was just some hot teen mom like Farrah Abraham in her Native Brazil, and said “I should be a bikini model” and just like that…Victoria’s Secret rolled in on the private jet ready to make all her dreams come true, you know they care about international women, think of all the international women they’ve brought us half naked….LOTS.

So the single mom, a professional bikini model, in a bikini for her instagram, just doing it for free, because she’s generous like that, you know like a carpenter building you a deck for a case of beer, even in this era of expensive lumber….is lumber still expensive…I don’t keep track on lumber costs…but you get what I mean…TO POST WHAT SHE IS PAID FOR FOR FREE…what kind of era is this….

A weird one….one of the funniest thing I’ve heard today is that teens who can’t get the shot right now are going and getting the shot to spite their parents or the system that’s telling them they aren’t approved to get the shot…

So we live in a world where the next generation are rebelling by getting government mandated shots they aren’t allowed to…

I am a firm believer that there’s way more exciting ways to rebel as a teen…but not in this soft fucking era of pussies everywhere, so many pussies that the men are turning their dicks into pussies…

I guess I romanticize being into punk rock as a kid, where we were actually anti-fascist, not funded by them…..

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2021

19

Aug

Lais Ribeiro Skinny Dip of the Day

Lais Ribeiro is some big titty single mother who is probably not single anymore, a bitch needs to pay the bills and when they are hot enough, why bother using their own model money, when they can use some rich guy’s money, because even the best paid models, don’t really own private jets, it’s the old guys they fuck who like having models around that do, and that’s not some sexist shit, I think women can very well own private jets, I am sure the Kardashians do, Rihanna probably does too…but a Victoria’s Secret model is not quite the same level earner..

Anwyay, she did a cock tease side tit, which is a big tit, in some sort of watering hole that looks wonderful, until the brain eating amebas kill you off, or nest in your single mom pussy, that’s likely seen some shit in its quest to get out of Brazil and into America living that American dream….but the good news is, I’d eat Brain Eating Amebas out of her fucking shit she left in the woods before this picture was taken…even if it was weeks later…and I don’t even have a fecal fetish….

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2021

20

May

Lais Ribeiro Topless of the Day

Lais Ribeiro was human trafficked by the good people at Victoria’s Secret who financed Jeff Epstein, it’s documented fact, so you can take it however you want….but I’ll assume the Victoria’s Secret model ring has a very dark and insane true story…that no one really looks into since the girls who make it as VS models are paid really fucking well, made famous, and why would they shit in the gift horses mouth or let a gift horse shit in their mouth, unless he was asking her to, with cash incentive above and beyond their lucrative contracts….I am sure the rate for those special programs vary depending on how many rich elitist friends are in the room doing the shitting…

Anyway, whether they are sex workers marketed as models or actual models, I mean the difference is so vague, it doesn’t matter they are hot…and this Brazilian managed to pull it off despite being a Teen Mom, which means she’s just more eager than the other ones I guess….

This is some topless arm bra shit, and blown out mom pussy or not, I think she’s hot…

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2020

29

Jun

Lais Ribeiro Getting Wet of the Day

Lais Ribeiro Wet Swimsuit

Monday’s are the fucking worst, all these bitches get busy during the weekend to get their best bikini or half naked content together, you know because they are so busy being rich and basically retired the rest of the week….

So I’m bombarded with bikini pics, bathing suit pics, and I feel compelled to post them all, it’s a compulsion, you know I’ve trained myself to do this by doing this over and over again every day for the last 15 years, otherwise I wouldn’t fucking bother doing it, but the routine is what gets me doing it…what else am I to do…but it doesn’t mean I like it…if anything it’s just a solid distraction from doing something that I actually want to do…like sit and stare at the wall and/or make dot com billions.

That said, here’s Lais Ribeiro, the Brazilian teen mom who managed to make it to America to work for Victoria’s Secret as a set of tanned single mom tits….in what I assume had to do with Epstein’s Human Trafficking ring funded by Victoria’s Secret, but I am not about to research any of that, it doesn’t matter, what does matter is that her ass is sagging and looking a little like a single mom than I wan’t model ass to look, but you don’t care about any of that, you see skin and that’s all you need.

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2020

18

Jun

Lais Riberio’s Posing Ridiculousness of the Day

Remember there’s a very fine line between legit model for a mall brand that doubles as a human trafficking financier…and actual street level prostitutes. The fine line is usually cost….because it all comes down to money.

I find it funny that you can look at some teen mom from Brazil who you know was likely sucking dick before figuring out whatever scam she needed to figure out to get imported to America, kid in tow, to be a “Victoria’s Secret Angel”….a pretty fucking solid scam, well executed scam, and look at her now…taking funny full on whore behavior…but more luxurious because she’s a VS model….

We call this polarizing….but look at her now…I see why rich guys would pay to stick their dick in this….especially when she was younger, more desperate and working towards the dream she’s now riding…nice and trashy….the kind of behavior you’d expect to see end in TEEN PREGNANCY…

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2020

24

Apr

Lais Ribeiro’s Bikini Selfies of the Day

Lais Ribeiro is in a sauna doing some bullshit self care lie that these people of instagram pretend they do because they know so much about health and wellness because they are overpaid and hot.

Get the fuck out of her with your “self care” nonsense…and just stick to being hot.

She’s a 29 year old Victoria’s Secret model who had a kid when she was underage because of Catholicism and being a slut who lets dudes cum in her….

I figured they brought her in from Brazil in their Human Trafficking they used to do before they were linked to Epstein.

Sure Victoria’s Secret, you just happen to source these girls totally randomly in all these countries around the world that aren’t the USA, to give million dollar contracts with…with no dark side…or perverted side to the process.

Just like you manufacture the yeast infection / covid pussy as we call it, panties in CHINA factories with Slave Labor….to finance your mall brand and all your mall locations that are quickly going broke because there is nothing premium about DOLLAR STORE bullshit…..

They think it has to do with not being WOKE and did some knee jerk reaction to pretend to be woke after 20 years of using international sex workers….all of a sudden they life fat girls and trannies…get the fuck out of here…

However, they have brought us some good over the years, and clearly at 29, this Lais Ribeiro chick is looking awesome for a teen mom..

Keep the selfies coming! So we can….keep coming…if you jerk off to this kind of thing instead of actual porn…

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2019

17

Dec

Lais Ribeiro Teen Mom TIts of the Day

Lais Ribeiro Tits

Lais Ribeiro is not a teen but she was a teen mom back in BRAZIL…getting all knocked up at 16 or whatever age she was….because of her CATHOLIC FAITH…but I think it has more to do with taking creampie loads up inside her the way nature intended cuz she was all hormonal from having such big tits…

I do not know how a teen mom got from Brazil to USA via Victoria’s Secret, but I am sure it is something you could ask EPSTEIN, who was financed by the VIctoria’s Secret people…he probably had a pretty good grasp on how that all worked out….but alas…he killed himself…and all we’re left with is a teen mom at 30 showing cleavage…and it’s alright…

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2019

04

Nov

Lais Ribeiro With her Big Tits of the Day

Lais Ribeiro Topless

Lais Ribeiro and her teen mom titties that became a Victoria’s Secret promo model titties…are being used for attention…trying to get noticed…now that they are now rich titties…that brings hope that all single moms can make it, even South American ones with all odds and stats against them…so long as they look like Lais Ribiero…

Posting this to remind you that if you’re a bad Catholic in a South American predominantly catholic country who ignores some of the catholic lessons, you should ignore all your catholic lessons…..

She fucked as a teen despite what the bible tells you about premarital sex, she got pregnant because of what the bible tells you about birth control, and she didn’t get that abortion because of what the bible tells you….The selective catholic who should figure that since Jesus forgives all, even murderers, skipping the lesson on premarital sex is as bad as skipping the lesson on birth control and abortion, making that abortion at 16 not that big of a deal, especially since she got there without caring what the bible says…

I guess as a South American, she could just pawn the kid off on mom and grandma and great grandma who all had kids at 15 or 16 also cuz I guess South American women like to fuck and get cummed inside at a young age. Maybe it is cultural…

She’s 30 now, so who fucking cares about her and her 15 year old son being rich and living that good life defying all odds all because she’s hot…in a it is good to be hot too bad you’re not reminder we are constantly reminded of.

Here is her halloween look

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