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2014

02

Jul

Lana Del Rey Bikini Pics of the Day

Lana Del Ray is in a bikini on her latest vacation in Italy…when she really shouldn’t be.

I am all for big women to have the right to be half naked when enjoying the summer pool after trolling the world into thinking she is a talent because her songs are all awesome, no thanks to her, it’s all computer…

I am just not into big women who make money being public figures being big, and if they are, they should dress accordingly, like in a sweat suit, because no one needs to see this shit..

She can afford a chef and trainer…and drugs…this here is just straight up laziness.

The good news is, I’ve never found her hot, so fat or not, I am equally not excited nor inspired by this…

She has a lyric “Kiss me hard before you go”…I assume she’s talking about cake…to emotionally eat her sadness…but I could be wrong, I’ve been wrong before…at least once I can think of….

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Her boyfriend is photographer and music video director Francesco Carrozzini, who shot THESE KEITH RICHARD PICS I LOVE ….and A BUNCH OF OTHER COOL SHIT and apparently, he likes fat chicks, like most italian men on the cusp of gay.
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2013

31

Jul

Lana Del Rey’s Hot House Hunting Pose of the Day

I am so into the paparazzi when they snap off pics of Lana Del Rey showing off her panties , even if I don’t give a fuck about Lana Del Rey, or find Lana Del Rey hot in any way, other than that she’s got some pretty catchy anti-pop-pop songs…I gotta appreciate her bending over a Jag as looking for some over-priced house in LA, because she’s living the good life…and I’m just bummed I can’t see her asshole…cuz like I always say, an asshole is the gateway into a girl’s soul….you just have to fuck it right.

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2013

02

Jul

Lana Del Rey Probably Shouldn’t Be Wearing Short Shorts of the Day

Lana Del Rey, like so many girls before her, is proving a very known fact, at least to most men, and that is short shorts are not made for all pussy, but rather only a select few should be allowed to wear them…

Bodies, especially when lazy and hard drinking, are not created equally…and that means, either should the length of their shorts….

Sure, I don’t mind looking at even the fattest bitch in short shorts, you know trying to understand what it is I’m seeing, you know trying to make sense of the whole thing, in a “what the fuck does she think she’s doing, she’s too fat to be in those, how did she even get them on, I guess that’s why the button is open and zipper is down, because she didn’t get into them at all, but yet she decided to wear them out in public…weird….”…situation.

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2013

25

Feb

Lana Del Rey is Giving me Boners of the Day

Lana Del Rey is an interesting story that I liked to hate one in the beginning because I felt she was a product of her rich dad just giving his “troubled” rich kid daughter something to do with herself, to make something of herself, and to stop humiliating the family with her failing….which made for a good story…and whether it is truth or not doesn’t matter…cuz if you’re a rich kid capable of releasing hit songs and making yourself famous….fucking do it with whoever is willing to finance it…cuz the famous life…is far better than being a nobody…it’s a fact….that’s why everyone wants it so bad…

These pics are of her at some Fashion show, showing legs, hiding vag, giving me boners….two of them….at the same time…which is kinda weird…


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2013

04

Feb

Lana Del Rey for Numero of the Day

I have never found Lana Del Rey all that hot…I mean she’s a whole lot of smoke and mirrors and post production…but I can’t really hate what she’s doing…her songs are not shit…her image isn’t all that bad…even if it’s fake or set up for the media….a packaged fucking good that has been marketed properly thanks to her daddy’s money…maybe…but it worked…people ate it up and to hate is just useless partially cuz she doesn’t know who I am…so my opinion is irrelevant…but more importantly….who fucking cares if she’s legit or not…she is making money, living the good life, and is not overly offensive about it…especially when she’s modeling in magazines showing a little tit…a little topless…I have no choice but to be a fan…

To hate someone doing this climb to the top right goes against my life philosophy of hating people who don’t deserve this fame thing….her product is good and now she’s starting to look good…making all this good…..someone get me a thesaurus.

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2012

06

Sep

Lana Del Rey Gets Named for GQ UK October of the Day

Finally, this boring fucking fabricated rich bitch has stepped up her fucking game….she has got her titty grabbed by some male model…she has got her pants off and is exposing the attention seeking person her daddy issue self is…you know the way this rich shit works….daddy guilt for having fucked up youth that he throws money at the remedy the fucked up…but never really fixing it…but instead making her our problem…and as long as that happens with bitch half naked…I’m good with her bullshit lie….

Lana Del Rey finally delivers as the man of the year. Thanks to GQ. Boom.

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2012

05

Sep

Lana Del Rey in Vogue Australia of the Day

Lana Del Rey is Boring across the fucking board…even when she is staging relationships with old rockers, or when she in in OTHER PHOTOSHOOTS ….or more importantly when she is staging a fucking career, pretending she’s got actual talent, and not just a good fucking production team her daddy paid for that got her millions of Youtube views….tricking the rest of the world that she’s popular and that they are supposed to like her cuz other people like her…cuz that is show our society is programmed…we don’t think for ourselves….and it amazes me when people post her videos to facebook, like she matters…..when clearly the only thing that matters is whether her face lips match her panty lips…..am I right?

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2012

16

Aug

Lana del Rey for H&M of the Day

I am on the fence about this Lana De Rey bitch….I mean I’d obviously fuck the shit out of her til she can’t walk if given the chance…because she has a vagina…and that’s all I require for choosing who to sex 98 percent of the time….the other 2 percent of the time I just freestyle (ladyboys)….

I think her music is a scam, her career a sham…she’s just a rich kid with a dad willing to invest to keep her off the streets and humiliating the family…you know channel her weirdness into something bigger than life….even her weirdness is just typical rich kid weirdness that leads to hipsterism, trust fund millionaires, in 4,000 dollar a month artist lofts, doing pure cocaine all day, cuz that street shit cut with glass is for real artists….

But I’m not bitter, I don’t really care about her commercial hustle, or that she’s riding the wave of her youtube hits…I just think sex tape is always the better strategy than corporate spokesmodeling….

So I’m not sure if she’s hot or not, but her lips would be fun to fuck, all numb and unhuman…. I’m posting the pics for H&M anyway…

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2012

10

Aug

Lana Del Rey – Vogue Italia – August 2012 of the Day

Lana Del Rey may be one of the bigger jokes in the music scene, as far as I am concerned, which pretty much means nothing, cuz my opinion doesn’t matter, especially when it comes to analyzing the music industry, because I am neither an authority on the shit…or an authority on anything…

I will say I’ve seen her live performances back when she was making tons of noise with her YOUTUBE viral video success and I am pretty sure she fucking sucked….not to mention she has little sex appeal….just an average rich chick with plastic surgery who made thanks to daddy’s money, and that’s not even what offended me, cuz if I had a rich dad, I’d milk it too, that’s just competitive fucking advantage, but it was just some candy coated garbage that the public ate up…and now she’s seen as some icon…when I think she was better being a tormented rich kid, on drugs, with no commercial success….it’s better for low self esteem to feel worthless….at least when it comes to having sex with them…..

Either way, here she is in Vogue Italia…boring…

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