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2016

01

Apr

Lana Del Rey Ass in Bikini Bottoms of the Day

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Lana Del Rey revolutionized music a few years ago…but not really, but her sad songs were actually worth listening to while crying, raping, or doing whatever it is that you do…

She was a fascinating tormented story of rich girl, who was raised in Lake Placid by a rich guy, only to move to the city to have a rebellious drug addiction, only to have her dad hire a producer and make gold with his otherwise annoying, depressing, failure of a daughter…

Now she’s in a bikini outside her Malibu house, she probably would have had without the music career thanks to being raised rich…but she can say she did it on her own…even though other runaways don’t get record producers, they get AIDS..and die…

I don’t care that her ass isn’t amazing…she’s a singer not a model..so I’m into the fat ass…it’s all about context.

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2016

14

Mar

Lana Del Rey’s Bikini of the Day

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Lana Del Rey is not a model, she’s not a bikini model, she’s not even a plus sized model….

She’s a “talented” performer who managed to put out some interesting sad songs, and make some interesting sad videos, very stylized and California, despite being from small ski town Lake Placid, just one hour away from me….

So she’s allowed to be fat in her bikini. I give her that…

From ex rich kid addict, to star…let her feed her sads with cake…

I know what you’re thinking, and the answer is Yes…I decide when it is ok for a girl to be fat and insecure hiding her belly – or not….

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2015

04

Nov

Lana Del Rey for Vogue Turkey of the Day

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Lana Del Rey has zero sex appeal, but her songs are just so on point, meaning sex appeal doesn’t matter….

When she’s showing her thigh in obscure market Vogue magazine, it’s higher concept, less sensationalized, or desperate than someone who also has no sex appeal, but has hit songs…Lady Gaga…

I call this “Straight from Lake Placid Private Schools…”….because that’s pretty much her story, where all the inner torment happened…small Olympic towns in upstate New York that vistors would say “this is so cute, it’s like out of a movie or even Europe, OMG they even have a Starbucks”…but beneath that Starbucks on mainstreet surface…there is darkness..sultry voiced darkness…that is Lana Del Rey…

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2015

06

Aug

Lana Del Rey New Signle Tits of the DAy

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I don’t hate Lana Del Rey or her music. I think it’s dark, catchy, fabricated, manufactured, even bullshit…but I can still handle it, where as other pop stars are just fucking intolerable…like Katy Perry and Lady Gaga, that shit just rapes my fucking face like I was some back alley prostitute just trying to find money to buy my baby formula…

I do hate a lot of her fans, who are these bullshit feminist lies, who are from the internet generation and don’t understand that they are just consumers perpetuating everything they claim to hate, but marketers are just more clever than them…

That said, Lana Del Rey has a new song coming out, like she was Dr Dre, she’s also got great enough tits for me to look at – cuz I like tits…

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2015

12

Mar

Lana Del Rey AnOther Man Magazine of the Day

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Lana Del Rey is not….

You know what I mean…

If you don’t, do I really need to walk you through the fact that there is nothing hot about her, and that the only time you would really fuck her, is if she was willing to have sex with you at some afterparty, because you have no other options…

There is no way that anyone jerks off to this girl…not even her boyfriend…who probably fucks other girls and just leverages dating her to get more jobs..

You know, the kind of girl that if you’re drunk and high, seems ok because she starts making out with you…

Not the kind of girl you seek to destroy with your dick, even though the only thing your dick has ever destroyed was some deli meat you once fucked…

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2014

08

Dec

Lana Del Rey Panty Flash for Galore of the Day

I drank the Galore Magazine party open bar dry the other night in Miami. Lana Del Rey wasn’t at the event, and no one was particularly nice to me because I guess I make fun of their models, while giving them free press, since I have a lot more traffic then they do, I just don’t have the cool factor that they have, and the it girls like Lana Del Rey don’t want to flash their panties at me…but who needs that approval, it requires sucking too much dick, it’s much better to be the abrasive asshole that I am, drinking open bar dry while telling the models I will make them famous, if they send me nude pics of themselves, which they all do…because that’s how the industry works….

All this to say, Lana Del Rey isn’t hot and unless these pics were her sex scene or her Eli Roth / Marilyn Manson rape scene , I’m not really interested…but I’ll post it anyway, I have nothing better to do, even though everything is better than this…especially staring at South Beach girls in bikinis…

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2014

21

Nov

Lana Del Rey’s in Some Shitty Maxim Shoot of the Day

I hate Maxim, I think they are a dated concept that should have died with the dot com boom, but unfortunately was too strong of a brand and barely powered through..

I hate that the assholes at MAXIM send me lawyers letters everytime I post their shitty fucking pics that up until the last 3 months have been of absolute nobodies…

I like that since 2004 – I have been a bigger website than Maxim – with more traffic…they used to buy traffic from me…

I don’t hate Lana Del Rey, I just don’t find her that hot…you can CLICK HERE FOR THE PICS

I am more into her rape video with ELI ROTH from yesterday…. CLICK HERE TO SEE IT

I am also more into Jennifer Lawrence…singing…to promote her blockbuster movie that makes her stupid fucking money…

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2014

20

Nov

Lana Del Rey, Marilyn Manson and Eli Roth Rape Video of the Day

So Marilyn Manson is denying being a part of this Lana Del Rey rape video that may be shot by Eli Roth….because I guess rape is bad, even if many girls have rape fantasies, it is actually one of the most common fantasies that is up there on the chart of fantasiies with gangbang and lesbian sex….I guess girls, especially now, all polluted by internet porn, like the idea of losing control to some overpowering man, but they don’t like it in practice, because if you were to make a rape joke, let me tell you, every raped girl and their friends who “have a friend who was raped” will let you know…even though you can’t rape the willing, at least that’s what my grandma always told me…

All this to say, it’s just a short movie, it’s not that bad, and seeing Lana Del Rey being controversial, is boring, even when it involves throwing her on the bed….but maybe I am too romantic for this kind of thing..I like flowers and cuddles not violence and tears…but I am sure you angry fucks love this attempt of hers to prove she’s a high concept artist…

It’s no big deal…it is “art”

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2014

02

Jul

Lana Del Rey Bikini Pics of the Day

Lana Del Ray is in a bikini on her latest vacation in Italy…when she really shouldn’t be.

I am all for big women to have the right to be half naked when enjoying the summer pool after trolling the world into thinking she is a talent because her songs are all awesome, no thanks to her, it’s all computer…

I am just not into big women who make money being public figures being big, and if they are, they should dress accordingly, like in a sweat suit, because no one needs to see this shit..

She can afford a chef and trainer…and drugs…this here is just straight up laziness.

The good news is, I’ve never found her hot, so fat or not, I am equally not excited nor inspired by this…

She has a lyric “Kiss me hard before you go”…I assume she’s talking about cake…to emotionally eat her sadness…but I could be wrong, I’ve been wrong before…at least once I can think of….

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Her boyfriend is photographer and music video director Francesco Carrozzini, who shot THESE KEITH RICHARD PICS I LOVE ….and A BUNCH OF OTHER COOL SHIT and apparently, he likes fat chicks, like most italian men on the cusp of gay.
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2013

31

Jul

Lana Del Rey’s Hot House Hunting Pose of the Day

I am so into the paparazzi when they snap off pics of Lana Del Rey showing off her panties , even if I don’t give a fuck about Lana Del Rey, or find Lana Del Rey hot in any way, other than that she’s got some pretty catchy anti-pop-pop songs…I gotta appreciate her bending over a Jag as looking for some over-priced house in LA, because she’s living the good life…and I’m just bummed I can’t see her asshole…cuz like I always say, an asshole is the gateway into a girl’s soul….you just have to fuck it right.

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2013

02

Jul

Lana Del Rey Probably Shouldn’t Be Wearing Short Shorts of the Day

Lana Del Rey, like so many girls before her, is proving a very known fact, at least to most men, and that is short shorts are not made for all pussy, but rather only a select few should be allowed to wear them…

Bodies, especially when lazy and hard drinking, are not created equally…and that means, either should the length of their shorts….

Sure, I don’t mind looking at even the fattest bitch in short shorts, you know trying to understand what it is I’m seeing, you know trying to make sense of the whole thing, in a “what the fuck does she think she’s doing, she’s too fat to be in those, how did she even get them on, I guess that’s why the button is open and zipper is down, because she didn’t get into them at all, but yet she decided to wear them out in public…weird….”…situation.

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2013

25

Feb

Lana Del Rey is Giving me Boners of the Day

Lana Del Rey is an interesting story that I liked to hate one in the beginning because I felt she was a product of her rich dad just giving his “troubled” rich kid daughter something to do with herself, to make something of herself, and to stop humiliating the family with her failing….which made for a good story…and whether it is truth or not doesn’t matter…cuz if you’re a rich kid capable of releasing hit songs and making yourself famous….fucking do it with whoever is willing to finance it…cuz the famous life…is far better than being a nobody…it’s a fact….that’s why everyone wants it so bad…

These pics are of her at some Fashion show, showing legs, hiding vag, giving me boners….two of them….at the same time…which is kinda weird…


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2013

04

Feb

Lana Del Rey for Numero of the Day

I have never found Lana Del Rey all that hot…I mean she’s a whole lot of smoke and mirrors and post production…but I can’t really hate what she’s doing…her songs are not shit…her image isn’t all that bad…even if it’s fake or set up for the media….a packaged fucking good that has been marketed properly thanks to her daddy’s money…maybe…but it worked…people ate it up and to hate is just useless partially cuz she doesn’t know who I am…so my opinion is irrelevant…but more importantly….who fucking cares if she’s legit or not…she is making money, living the good life, and is not overly offensive about it…especially when she’s modeling in magazines showing a little tit…a little topless…I have no choice but to be a fan…

To hate someone doing this climb to the top right goes against my life philosophy of hating people who don’t deserve this fame thing….her product is good and now she’s starting to look good…making all this good…..someone get me a thesaurus.

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2012

06

Sep

Lana Del Rey Gets Named for GQ UK October of the Day

Finally, this boring fucking fabricated rich bitch has stepped up her fucking game….she has got her titty grabbed by some male model…she has got her pants off and is exposing the attention seeking person her daddy issue self is…you know the way this rich shit works….daddy guilt for having fucked up youth that he throws money at the remedy the fucked up…but never really fixing it…but instead making her our problem…and as long as that happens with bitch half naked…I’m good with her bullshit lie….

Lana Del Rey finally delivers as the man of the year. Thanks to GQ. Boom.

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2012

05

Sep

Lana Del Rey in Vogue Australia of the Day

Lana Del Rey is Boring across the fucking board…even when she is staging relationships with old rockers, or when she in in OTHER PHOTOSHOOTS ….or more importantly when she is staging a fucking career, pretending she’s got actual talent, and not just a good fucking production team her daddy paid for that got her millions of Youtube views….tricking the rest of the world that she’s popular and that they are supposed to like her cuz other people like her…cuz that is show our society is programmed…we don’t think for ourselves….and it amazes me when people post her videos to facebook, like she matters…..when clearly the only thing that matters is whether her face lips match her panty lips…..am I right?

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