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2017

22

May

Lea Michele Happier than her Dick Fell off and Other Sluts at the Billboard Awards of the Day

I saw that the Billboard Music Awards were happening on social media because I sometimes check out social media when trying to find content to jerk off to – because instagram may be marketed as a publicly traded company – a subsidiary of facebook – but it’s porn…every bitch is naked or half naked on the shit….some doing splits…or in the shower…just trying whatever they can to get naked enough to not get deleted to secure likes…it’s a weird era.

Lea Michele and a bunch of other washed up, played out, irrelevant people were at the show, because that’s what happens when you pay them to be there, and offer them awards in their petty lives..

I can’t imagine it being any good, but for some reason seeing Lea Michele celebrate Celine Dion is doing very little for her defending her case that she’s not a gay male, and for some reason…it’s the highlight of the Billboard music awards to me, even though Rita Ora and her dumpy not famous ass, wore a thong….and Old Lady Beckinsale wore something see through…FUN…but not really, I prefer my couch.

Award shows are ridiculous…and irrelevant… but here are the sluts who believe…

Hailee Steinfeld Celebrated her Booty

Olivia Munn – Garbage – But Celbrated her Booty

Nicole Scherzinger- Tranny – But Celebrated her Tits

Madison Beer – Celebrating her Youth

Rita Ora – Who – In a Thong – Why? Ok…

Kate Beckinsale – Also in a See Through Outfit

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2017

18

May

Lea Michele Tits of the Day

Lea Michele is rocking the push up bra…what a slut.

She is on the hustle, I don’t know what she’s promoting, or why she is craving some male attention, or why she’s feeling hot and sexy, maybe she’s ovulating, LOL, I know dude’s don’t ovulate….

But she is on the hustle, she wants to be looked at….stared at….and I guess when you get plastic surgery or take hormones let the people see….as these people try to make happen…they live for it.

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2017

08

May

Lea Michele is Still in Bed of the Day

Lea Michele does this naked series in the bed…wearing nothing but a towel or lingerie..because it’s important to be scandalous when you have your tranny hair and make-up on, don’t waste hair and make-up, when you’re a fucking troll with a hard face who normally looks like a dude.

Push that cleavage up girl and I’ll stop trying to look up the towel for a testicle slip…

She’s KHLOE KARDASHIANed herself, had a major rebuild, so the tranny joke doesn’t really work anymore..but it still means something to me….and that’s what that matters.

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2017

26

Apr

Lea Michele Bed Erotica of the Day

Lea Michele is out there promoting an album, ride that Glee fame as hard as you can and make that money….and she’s doing her promotional tour on TV shows and more interestingly she takes slutty pics of herself in bed….in her pajamas…

I recently wrote this about Lea Michele who I called Sir Lea Michele…because I am comedic…so comedic…laugh people…laugh…


Sir Lea Michele is on the hustle, I don’t know what she’s promoting, or why she is craving some male attention, or why she’s feeling hot and sexy, maybe she’s ovulating, LOL, I know dude’s don’t ovulate, but maybe she thinks she’s ovulating because she’s that into her role as lifelong woman, she needs to channel things women go through…or maybe she is a woman and I am just an asshole for calling her a dude due to her hard face, when she’s got a fit little body for a 30 year old, with some swollen, likely implant tits, making her face and her manly jaw irrelevant…

You see, cuz when a girl in whoring out on her bed…she doesn’t face…

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2017

04

Apr

Mr Lea Michele Butt Shots of the Day

Sir Lea Michele is on the hustle, I don’t know what she’s promoting, or why she is craving some male attention, or why she’s feeling hot and sexy, maybe she’s ovulating, LOL, I know dude’s don’t ovulate, but maybe she thinks she’s ovulating because she’s that into her role as lifelong woman, she needs to channel things women go through…or maybe she is a woman and I am just an asshole for calling her a dude due to her hard face, when she’s got a fit little body for a 30 year old, with some swollen, likely implant tits, making her face and her manly jaw irrelevant…something we can assume she’s trying to prevent herself as a whole, with her voice of an angel, in whatever it is she’s promoting by getting half naked, because that’s how people promote things, in this “don’t sexualize me, let me sexualize myself, since sex sells world”….

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2017

03

Apr

Lea Michele is a Delicate Mermaid of the Day

Gender Bending Lea Michele (see earlier gender bending post)…who I always just assumed was a man, continues the TUCK by putting on a MERMAID outfit…because boys or girls dressed like boys can’t be mermaids…you know driving the point home…

Now, I know she’s probably a she, and me calling her a man is just me being an asshole, but she’s famous and rich and can take it….

I understand why this bitch is famous…She sings show tunes and gay dudes love show tunes….and she was on the gayest show on TV and gay dudes love gay shows…especially when they are teenage gay dudes, who didn’t exist when I was in High School or they’d get beat the fuck up, but who now are in abundance thanks to shows like Glee and Gaga and all the other things that make gay cool….meaning that her fame has nothing to do with her looks, or lack there of…because gay dudes fuck dudes….and think all of their fat girl friends who are “fabulous” are hot…and beautiful….

So the lesson here is finding your market…and luckily when you have some success straight dudes will want to fuck you…..because they will fuck anything…very willing to fuck ugly tail…cuz it’s better than no tail…even if it is a troll looking bitch who may have a fucking tail….so it all works out in the end….

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2017

14

Mar

I Think Lea Michele Flashed Panty or Boxers on Snapchat of the Day

I rip into Lea Michele for being a dude – all because she’s got a bit of a big nose troll face…that makes me think she’s either got a tail, or a cock, or both, because I am an asshole who doesn’t believe that average at best looking girls should be on TV, even if they are playing the average looking girl…but rather than hot chicks should play the average looking girl in order to perpetuate this idea to other girls that they are ugly because an insecure girl is a good girl to fuck, date, control, and own…..the kind of girl who doesn’t need to have the right to vote because she knows that women are nothing without the men who puppetmaster them….

But girls like Lea Michele come along…and sure, she’s got a voice, that could make a good voice over soundtrack for the pretty girls to lip sync to, but instead they cast her making every girl cuter than her think “if Lea Michele Exists, well I can To”…fast forward to facebook / instagram / youtube and all these basic bitches producing content…the fucking worst…

THAT SAID…she’s probably not a dude, but it would explain her adam’s apple…and she could be a dude because that’s how weird stage parents are “we have more chance of good if he’s a chick”…and I guess in this gender bending world…of it and THEY…gender doens’t matter at all….we are all god’s people..

Here she is perpetuating her LIE…

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2017

24

Feb

Lea Michele Still in a One Piece Bikini of the Day

I don’t know if Lea Michele is pregnant….but if she is that would discount my theory that she’s got a dick…and I’ve spent a bunch of time looking at the crotch of this bikini to see if I see a testicle slip…maybe it’s just a beer belly…because that’s gotta be why she’s in on one pice, unless it’s some tactical outfit that helps her tuck her cock, because if she does have a cock, you know it’d be a big one….she’s just that kind of trans…the celebrity kind….but maybe she’s all woman…and just looks more and more trans the more she tries to jack up her face – attempting to be “prettier”….which for anyone who hates the Jenner / Kardashian look…is actually manlier…yet more and more women keep doing it…werid…

Even her hard nipples are masculine..nice YOGA Form…

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Here’s another look at the Lea Dick…

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2017

22

Feb

Drag Queen Lea Michele in a Bikini Tucked In of the Day

Lea Michele must be using a little double sided tape, or maybe she’s the kind of tranny who likes to stuff her cock right up her ass to feel like she’s actually fucking herself, because she’s in a bathing suit, one of the more daring outfits something with a penis would ever attempt to wear. She’s bold. She’s fearless. She makes things happen….

Last night I was at an asian spot for food, it’s all I can really afford and the waitress called peanut butter sauce, penis butter sauce, which to me, and my childish mind was the best thing ever….I made her say it over and over and over and over and she never caught on…it old tables next to me to ask her what the sauce was called and she’d say “Penis sauce”….she must have known she was saying Penis sauce and fucking with us…you know being all sneaky and asian about i…but maybe she really thinks it’s called penis sauce….which is a bit of coincidence….because that’s Lea Michelle’s nickname …after she jerks off on her boyfriends face.

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2017

20

Feb

Lea Michele, Transvestite of the Day

Lea Michele – like most women – especially those in LA…looks fucking trans…

I know, I’ve always been calling her a dude, making fun of her probably penis and all that good stuf…but thanks to modern day visits to the dermatologist, girls, not just those who look trans to begin with, have the ability to jack their fucking faces up to look like real clowns…and when they wear the racy dresses…I feel like I am in Tijuana on some terrible bachelor party trip…about to get raped by a mexican man in a dress all done up…because my friends are assholes and think it’s funny…worst prank…ever…

This is for the THIRD ANNUAL BEUATY AWARDS…where I guess girl did a little Drag Show inspired performance of wearing way too much fucking make-up…

WEIRD..but I like it…maybe I’m gay…but I hear most tranny fuckers aren’t gay…as real gays want nothing that looks like a girl…even if it has a cock…

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2017

03

Feb

Lea Michele is Flexible of the Day

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Despite Lea Michele’s testicles, I am starting to like her, she got some fillers on her face, she’s looking good, the Bruce Jenner transition to Caitlin has allowed her to have softer and more feminine vibe…and I figure if you play a girl on TV, you might as well play the part in everyday life…

I appreciate that despite her dick, she’s got this great flexibility of a dancer…it’s wild and amazing…and most men don’t ben like this, except maybe those on estrogen therapy, into deep ass penetration, because you can tell by this pose, and all the gay porn you secretly watch, this is a great way to pull those balls to the side and give all the access needed for the producer booking her for whatever show or record she’s releasing…

Wonderful….

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2017

27

Jan

The Dude from Glee, Lea Michele, Naked in Bed of the Day

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This is hardly a nude pic of a thirsty despite being rich and famous Lea Michele..who with her voice of an angel is on TV and gets fucking paid…yet as a girl in this generation…getting older…she knows that her following on social media is just as important…and to maintain those fans and friends trying to use you…you must post seductive, intimate pics…to allow us in, to feel part of it, and because you’re a narcissist exhibitionist…

But it’s not nearly nude enough, since I can’t see her dick.

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2017

02

Jan

Lea Michele Weird Nude Photo of the Day

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I was wasted the other day and was convinced that I was with Lea Michele, I kept trying to get her to sing to me with her voice of an angel…but it turns out that I was actually with a 40 year old male jewish accountant named Herschel…because you may not be able to tell from this pic…because of the EMOJI…but Lea Michele has testicles..

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2016

13

Dec

Lea Michele Underboob To Prove She’s a Woman of the Day

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I like to call Lea Michele a transgender because transgenders are fucking weird and I hate having conversations with people defending them – as it’s clearly a mental disorder – and dressing like a chick, pretending to be a chick, using it to your advantage like the Williams sisters – or Lea Michele…totally fine…but the second you go too far with hormones, cutting off genitals and all that other shit…you’re in a whole other realm of weird and broken…not that I care if a motherfucker turns his dick into a vagina, but I’m not going to celebrate it….

The only good thing about the mainstreaming of sex vs gender / tranny vs transgender is co-ed bathrooms I can follow girls into – listen to them shit and jerk off like a normal person…

I dont’ think Lea Michele is transgender, she was just jew faced and I guess got some fillers and work done and looks human now…not to say jewish people aren’t human…I mean I could have called her anything with a big nose faced – but we live in a world of hate – let’s target one specific group….

I do think that her underboob is pretty good times – in a world that is empty and that doesn’t have real issues that we should focus on – we should stare at them…it’s what RUSSIA wants you reality show filled idiots to do…

I’ve heard that Lea Michele has no friends…and if she wears her bathing suit – I am willing to change that…she deserves to have love songs sung to her….instead of always being the one singing love songs to her dead fiance…..

Enough of this brilliant rendition of a blog post…no one cares about.

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2016

08

Dec

Lea Michele Booty of the Day

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I used to think Lea Michele was a dude…who dressed like a girl – and had some angelic voice that her parents beat into her before selling her off to Broadway – and then GLEE…but it turns out that after staring at her ass – as she awkwardly pops it out…

I realize it doesn’t really matter if she’s got a dick, she’s done this girl thing enough, she’s got fame and money and despite not being all that hot…is widely accepted as a girl…and if you talk to any tranny sex workers – they’ll tell you that it’s not even gay to fuck a tranny, as they are “women” with dicks, and most of their clients are straight men….we call closet cases with weird sexual issues thanks to trying to find things that turn them on….

She’s at some event…who cares….

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