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2021

17

Aug

Leann Rimes Bikini of the Day

Like in life, Leann Rimes is struggling through her pandemic life by dancing on a boat in her bathing suit while the world implodes, because she’s rich and famous, and that’s her right….

Not that people shouldn’t be the trained, ignorant, idiot, accept what they are told, do what they are told, mindless morons that they’ve been trained to be….I mean that would be asking a lot out of these people to question what they are being told, because they are too busy scrolling through memes or producing bullshit content around themselves…hilarious…narcissistic idiots ruining their own lives without even knowing it, because that’d be a downer…

Anyway, Leann Rimes is a child star, who can do no wrong, even when she turned her back on her Christian fan base when she became a hollywood breast implanted home wrecker…after her career as the wholesome country girl…since the country folk don’t hold grudges, they are good people with good moral and values, and figure if someone was lured by the devil, they are worth forgiving if they comeback from that shit…and when in Hollywood I guess it’s hard to avoid the devil…and all his temptation…right…so these people still buy her music and go to her concerts at Indian casinos around america…

Point being, she’s doing bikini shit for her instagram, cuz she’s reduced herself to a whore, and whether you find her hot or not, she’s fit, not fat, which is good for an old bitch like her….even if it’s not that good.

Here’s a video:

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2021

12

Jul

LeAnn Rimes Swimsuit of the Day

When I make fun of celebrities who do the whole bikini selfies to steal attention from the common slut, the low level slut, the girl with her only fans just trying to make it, because not everyone has celebrity or can be celebrities….not because of a lack of talent, since most of these people have no talent, but maybe a lack of access, life circumstances, etc.

Basically, what has happened is that the powerful Hollywood entertainment industry didn’t like that the everyday people were getting action on social media, since they didn’t get to control it. They didn’t like that nobodies were pulling brand deals, because every dollar from a Skinny Tea brand that goes to a sugar baby building up her escorting profile as an “influencer” not a sex worker, is a dollar out of their pockets….so the only way to compete is fight fire with fire…..sign the ones already too big to destroy and destroy the ones that aren’t….by replacing them with real celebs….you know control who you jerk off to as they do….

But when LeAnn Rimes does it, it’s more the bottom feeder trying to remind you she exists, than the celebrity moving in on the turf of the bottom feeders trying to get ahead.

That’s not to say that LeAnn Rimes isn’t famous or a talented singer, or that she doesn’t have that loyal country music fan base despite her being a homewrecker…it’s to say that she does appearances at obscure casinos and old folks retirement communities and not the Hollywoood Bowl…so her swimsuit pics are more a “maybe I’ll get some more attention so that I can get a Vegas Residence instead of a three day show in Biloxi Mississppi”….

She’s got fake tits, it was part of her homewrecking procedures, so she might as well use em.

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2021

19

May

Leann Rimes Bikini of the Day

LeAnn Rimes

I don’t know when LeAnn Rimes is going to launch her subscription site, but she’s already trying to bring you the 40 year old who works out, bikini pulled up to her neck, content that really makes her look like a 40 year old in the face and neck, which is rare in this era of everyone being a cat-fishing psychopath who buys what they think is beautiful from their medical spa instead of actually being hot by their own natural devices and then they all run filters and photoshop giving you some artistic rendition of “what they want to look like”…and not what they actually look like because the internet is a scam and bitches are lazy…

That said, I wouldn’t say child star, Christian Country Icon that got fake tits and homewrecked, is doing any of those things, since she looks her age, but I will say it must be nice to always have a fan base despite of being some horrible hollywood personality that let the industry get to her, all thanks to Christians being forgiving and knowing she’s one of their own….and for that, I’ll stare at the tits in a bikini….at any age….

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2021

05

May

Leann Rimes Fitness Erotica of the Day

LeAnn Rimes is in Cabo to celebrate 10 years of love according to her twitter….where she wrote that…which brings up my next point…remember when LeAnn Rimes stole her husband from another woman, who I guess got to run with that storyline hard and make all kinds of money of her own with it, but at the time, it wasn’t a very Christian thing to do….because she was marketed as a good country girl that was exploited by her parents who spotted her talent at a young age and marketed to the God Fearing americans into Country Music, who still buy CDs because those computer things are hard to figure out, and who still support her to this very day because Jesus died for our sins and we can’t turn our back on our own…

It wasn’t that shocking when discovering she was a pervert sex addict, the exploited and the religious usually are…when they go bad, they go real bad…maybe because sex is taboo to them…something to not talk about but when you give into it…you REALLY give into it…liberating deal with the devil or something….because sex is great….

But Rimes was so into it, she got a set of bolt on tits…that she’s still using to this very day….good investment..

Her face is rugged, she’s old, but she’s keeping the body fit…through skip….and showing off the tits…I mean she did buy them for a reason..

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2020

14

Oct

Leann Rimes Nipples of the Day

Leann Rimes Nipples

LeAnn Rimes is a case study in how if you go country, the good country folk who are into country, oftentimes traditional people, probably even religious people, who still go to church on Sundays, will never turn their back on you.

If you break through in Country and if the Country market accept you, they’ll forever by your Christmas Albums no matter how much of a degenerate you are…proven by LeAnn Rimes who made HUGE money with her country music, even if she was touring random small town casinos last year, she still had that loyal fan based who would still buy her CD at Walmart because they don’t do that whole internet thing…except to protest masks…or some shit…

So this moved to LA, got fake tits, despite playing religious (Religious people with breast implants always confused me, if you believe in God, modifying God’s work, would seem sinful)….all while home wrecking and becoming tabloid fodder….trash…only to be forgiven for going off course by her people, as Jesus has taught them, redemption is possible…

So here she is at 40 something, braless and hard nippled, looking like a ghost in the manor house in some horror movie…but tits are tits…

Leann Rimes Nipples

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2020

18

May

LeAnn Rimes Topless of the Day

Leann Rimes

When Leann Rimes isn’t home wrecking, getting breast implants, being 45 fucking years old, touring at shitty Casinos around American during the Christmas season to finance her life as a homewrecking fake titty country singer who will always retain her fans because she is one of them and they are Christian and forgiving….a reminder that if you are going to launch any musical career, aim for COUNTRY, it’s the most lucrative and longer term….

Anyway, when she’s not doing any of that, she’s taking and posting silly topless selfies, acting all coy and playful as she covers her tits, as if they aren’t purchased tits…but more importantly…as if she’s not a slut. Don’t worry LeAnn, we know what’s up…no fooling us here.

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2020

22

Apr

Leann Rimes Hot Flash of the Day

Leann Rimes Hot Flash

Leann Rimes is going through menopause so her HOT FLASH, is not a HOT FLASH, if you know what I mean. If you don’t you’re a fucking idiot….

Her legs are fucking spread and her fake country star tits are hanging out as she rocks out her 40+ fetish content as she doesn’t social distance cuz you can’t kill something that is already dead…but you can see it play in Casinos around Indian casinos everywhere because the COUNTRY fans still believe in her because of God being ever forgiving…

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2019

19

Sep

Leann Rimes Slutty of the Day

Leann Rimes Slutty

With a name like Leann Rimes she shoulda been a rapper, but instead became a home wrecker, which I guess is another thing for women to play a victim about and blame dudes for ruining their lives about, cuz they couldn’t keep it in their pants and were won over by the super famous chick – Down with the patriarchy….

That said, has anyone been watching PBS country music documentary? It’s some Ken Burns at his best. It is so good, but I’m an old Country fan and have been since I was a teenager, it’s dark, it’s real, it’s got soul…and it is the reason why LeAnn Rimes still exists. When you launch as a country act and win over the audience to some level, you’ve got them in for life, because they are wholesome, God Fearing people who believe in redemption after any rough patch…so when girl turned her back on Country and because a breast implant rocking pile of home wrecking trash…they’ll still buy her CDs cuz they still buy CDs….they don’t understand that MP3 shit..but they do understand how to post FB Statuses…

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2019

26

Aug

Leann Rimes Slutty Photoshoot of the Day

Leann Rimes Slutty Photoshoot

The Leann Rimes bikini photoshoot no one asked for.

She’s a little old for this, but I guess you could argue that her hick stage mom, on some HONEY BOO BOO level of stage parenting robbed her of her youth, until she moved onto becoming a sex worker looking bitch in Hollywood where she home wrecked….you know some family destruction…

So thanks to having no childhood, and being coddled and rich so she is perpetually a child, makes her the mentality of a 15 year old, in the body of some 45 year old.

Gross enough for all you perverts though.


Leann Rimes Slutty Photoshoot

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2019

20

Aug

Leann Rimes Bikini of the Day

Leann Rimes Bikini

Leann Rimes is a good old fashioned home wrecker…

You know the kind of broken child star who was strategically placed into the country scene…shee had workd her way into the into the country music heart, so that when she went to LA, got Fake Tits, and figured out the LA life was better than the hick country life, so good that she got to wreck some homes with that set of fake tits….

The insurance policy was starting country. These are good wholesome American folk who are god fearing, of the church and figure if Christ can forgive so can they.

So everything she’s done, is almost like it never happened, she was essentially set for life, with their loving support…she could do fucking anything, and she did.

So her being a gutter, sex working looking, home wrecking, party slut with way too much money rolled off their backs and they will forever go see her in concert….lucky fucking girl…

So here is her fat ass cuz she’s old in a bathing suit.

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