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2012

24

Apr

Leelee Sobieski THrowback Photoshoot for “I Love You Magazine” of the Day

These are old pictures of Leelee Sobieski that don’t matter cuz Leelee Sobieski doesn’t matter…meaning I never posted them when they dropped but I am posting them now…for no reason other than that I saw them and though shit….Leelee Sobieski, despite being a nobody, has some big tits that look good when she’s holding them up in what the college kids call a Handbra and that I call nipple hide and seek….

Sure they aren’t pornographic, or even that hot….you probably can’t jerk off to them, and this twat should be in pictures with more spread pussy, but I take what I can get…it is all part of having low standards…

Here are the pics you probably saw when they came out.

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2011

22

Jul

Leelee Sobieski Titties in a Shirt of the Day

There’s one thing I know about Leelee Sobieski and that is that she’s stacked…Such big tits on such a long lean frame…that never really embraced being semi-famous….and never really took advantage of nude scenes or vagina flashes…I mean all she really gave us was some bikini action

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2011

03

May

Leelee Sobieski Big Ears in Tight Pants of the Day

Leelee Sobieski is so obsolete that I don’t think anyone knew bitch was pregant, but here she is bringing out her big ears and big tits, awkward face and tall body, that you may or may not have wanted to fuck when she was in…shit I just ran an IMDB on this bitch and she hasn’t had one substantial role…here I am thinking she was once famous or something…and it turns out she never was…

She was howevever hustling UPSKIRTS and BIKINIS, but she never did the Paris Hilton real quest for fame…like fucking on Camera….despite how busty she might be…

Either way, here she is with her family…I didn’t know she had..because as it turns out…I didn’t know who Leelee Sobieski was…I just knew she had a stupid ass name…

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2010

04

Aug

Leelee Sobieski Tits Distract From her Face of the Day

I was sitting in the park yesterday because I have nothing better to do with my time, and a group of Jewish girls walked by me. All of them had real big tits on skinny little frames, but 2 out of the 4 of them had faces that didn’t look like they survived an arab suicide bombing…

I don’t know if it was an inbreeding to keep the culture alive situation, but I do know that luckily there are plastic surgeons to fix them up later in life when they are old enough to realize the importance of a face that doesn’t make people want to throw up…after they marry a nice Jewish boy with money to pay for it and the whole thing brought back memories of Leelee Sobieski….

She was one of those Jewish girls who has big old titties, but I don’t remember ever liking her face, and despite her disappearing the last couple years, my opinion of her hasn’t changed. She’s like a youthful Sarah Jessica Parker, with a horse face that only other girls would like, a bad nose and sense of arrogance that she isn’t an ugly little pig who doesn’t eat pig who pisses me the fuck off, and makes me want to cum on her face to teach her a lesson about life doing what ugly girls belong doing…

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2008

08

Jul

Leelee Sobieski Hides Her Bikini in a Gypsy Dress of the Day

I was sitting in a ghetto part of town tonight, drinking a beer on a patio that overlooked the water and the people next to me were a lovely Jewish couple who clearly had a lot of money, but were rolling through the same digs I was, because they were cheap. I was alone and had no choice but to listen to their chronic complaints about the price of the food and how other restaurants chargin 15 dollars for a steak or highway robbers. Now I don’t have any money, but know that if I was to go to a restaurant and see a steak was 15 dollars I wouldn’t give a fuck. Now I don’t live in a mansion, drive a luxury car, or send my kids to 20,000 dollar a year private school or stage 20,000 dollar winter vacations because I don’t celebrate Christmas, and I don’t fucking concern myself with a 15 dollar steak and I don’t think they should either. I guess when your wife has a Jewish dog face, your priorities shift and instead of dealing with the real issue at hand, you focus your energy on insignificant shit.

I was doing a little research regarding the war going on in my email about Judaism being a race and not a religion and figured out that the Jewish population made a huge comback since the holoaust making me believe that in order to maintain their religion and bring it back to a stong number, they had to fuck family members and that explains the issue everyone has about my Jewish girls looking like dog claims. It’s not a race or cultural issue, it’s a backwoods issue of incest and if it makes everyone feel better, backwoods products of incest have ugly wives and complain about the price of steaks too, but that’s just becuase they are used to eating mud and mud is free.

All this to say, Leelee Sobieski may be Jewish and have fatty tits, but she still stays covered up in her gypsy outfit like a good Jew keeping her historical roots alive. I hear her boyfriend fucks her through a hole in a sheet too, but that could just be a rumor. Here’s her poor excuse for a bikini picture.

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2008

28

Jan

Leelee Sobieski in a See Through Dress of the Day

I had a sexual predator moment this weekend and it made me laugh. I ran into a public bathroom having to piss like a motherfucker and there was some 12 year old kid at the only urinal. I was freaking out because I had to piss so badly that I started undoing my belt so that I could jump right in as soon as this fucker finished. Anyway, I guess the kid heard me undoing my pants and shit made him nervous and he ended up running out of the bathroom like I was going to rape him. I learned that if you ever want to get anything in life, all you gotta do is trick people into thinking you are going to rape them and they usually comply.

Here are some pictures of Leelee Sobieski in some see through dress that I can’t imagine being new because of the Burberry shit she’s rocking, but the dude who emailed them to me claims they are from last week and I figured when the dress is see through, the dress is worth putting up on the site, even when the bitch is a nobody who nobody really cares about.

Bonus Leelee Sobieski Upskirt Pictures from Last Week I Didn’t Bother Posting


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2008

02

Jan

Leelee Sobieski Does a Bikini in a Shirt of the Day

Here are some recent Leelee Sobieski ruining a bikini moment by covering herself up in some kind of shirt as she walks her dog.

This reminds me of the big breasted girl who was sitting next to me on the bus who I couldn’t get enough of because of her big breasts and not because she had much else to offer the world. When I looked over her shoulder to get a better look down her shirt like the pervert I am, I noticed she was reading something off her palm pilot and when I zeroed in on that shit, hoping it was some Harlequin style erotica that was making her wet in her panties while I watched her tits bounce, it turned out to be some digital palm version of the bible. Usually when a girl reads the bible on the bus, she’s not the kind of girl who would give you a handjob in a back alley, she’s the kind of girl who would lecture you on how morally wrong handjobs are, so when she stood up at her stop and I saw her oversized Hanes her Way bunched up at the top of her pants like she was one of those party sluts and shit was a G-String I realized that the last time she thought about sex was when she found out where babies come from when she was 5 and that’s about as hot as Leelee Sobieski is in these pictures.

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2007

09

Nov

I am – Leelee Sobieski is a Clown of the Day

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I saw these pictures and wasn’t going to bother posting them, because they are dull as shit, but the joke in them is that she’s at a Cirque du Soleil event dressed like a fucking circus performer, but not the kind you’d actually see at Cirque du Soleil doing their crazy acrobatic dances that you find absolutely breathtaking because you’re a homo, or the kind you’d find in some freakshow, even though she’s tall as fuck, but because her hipster lesbian shoes look a lot like something her Polish grandmother probably wore in the 30′s where she picked up juggling and joined a traveling carnival. The same juggling skills she used to impress the the Nazis so they wouldn’t kill her, allowing her to come to America allowing Leelee to have such a prosperous career or some shit.

But I am just guessing here….me and Leelee aren’t as tight as her obnoxious tights, so I don’t know the real story, but I do know she’s got stupid fuckin’ shoes and that’s all that matters to me while dying on my computer today, even though I think I may still be drunk…and I love being drunk…

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2007

06

Nov

I am – Leelee Sobiesky's Tits at Some Event of the Day

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My internet has been down the last 4 hours and by my internet, I mean the wireless connection I steal from someone in the neighborhood, which actually surprises me because everyone around here are hurting more than I am, but that’s only because I have a wife on disability, paying all my shit for me and I distract myself from my unhappiness with this site. So I called tech support for every internet company I could find in the phonebook and no one was willing to help me because I have no idea who’s connection I am stealing and they don’t seem to keen on helping people who call complaining about connections they steal being down, I think I should write them a letter because I think that’s discrimination but that’s not the point, the point is that I am back on now and so are Leelee Sobieski’s tits at some event, because you all know I don’t discriminate against big tits because they make an ugly woman much more appealing to fuck, unless she is fat, in which case you just close your eyes and ride that shit out, all over the floor.


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