I just randomly landed on this video and thought it was some kind of amazingness that not enough people have seen.
Sure seeing young bitches make out is played out and obvious, but it never gets boring, especially when the dude is listening to random shitty music that I can’t imagine anyone ever really being into, and makes genius commentary like “If I was a bitch, I’d be lesbian” in some white trash gutter trailer park accent that would scare me if I heard it tell me to drop my pants in a back alley…
If anything this just reminds me that there are so many YouTube videos that I would want to watch but shit is hiding on their site…
I communicate with Lindsay Lohan sometimes, sure it’s usually when I am drunk and telepathic conversations in my head and sure it may seem crazy, but when you’re connected to the soul with someone, logic doesn’t really play much of a factor, and if I’m not talking to the actual Lindsay Lohan but instead something I made up in my head, I’m cool with that because the Lindsay Lohan I is interesting and fun and interested in catering to my needs…without all that Hollywood bullshit that comes with the real Lindsay Lohan…not that it matters…
What does matter is that there are two reports coming out about her today, first that she’s fucking this pig bitch in the pictures who she’s helping promote, which is a lie according to Lohan, and the other is that she’s fucking Amanda Seyfried’s boyfriend, which is very possible, because Lohan loves dick but also resents Amandan Seyfried for stealing her Mean Girls glory….I know for a fact that Lohan hates her and that fucking a bitch you hate’s boyfriend is the ultimate revenge, part of the reason I love Lohan, the other part of the reason is her amazing tits.
Here is a clip from some movie called Boogie Woogie where Heather Graham gets topless and plays a lesbian with some twat named Jaime Winstone, not to be confused with the movie Boogie Nights where she gets topless with Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch…..I guess she’s a one trick pony, but when a bitch has tits like this and her trick involves showing them off, it’s a hell of a lot better trick than anything I can do…
I’m not in the KKK but if I was this would not be my idea of a hanging homosexual worth jerking off to…not that these are pictures worth jerking off to…if anything they just explain why Anna Paquin has taking the turn to lesbian because she’s butch, ugly and probably has a penis….
My internet I am stealing is running like shit. I’m tempted to go bitch out my neighbor and tell him to call tech support, but motherfucker will know I’m a theif and I can’t have that tarnishing my stellar reputation in the building, thanks to the time I passed out in the laundry room pantsless with my dick in some ladies panties…something Anna Paquin and her nipples can probably understand….
The good thing about young girls is that even if they are ugly, they are still hot, because they are young. It’s one of those fantasy over reality things that makes fucking their tight bodies a lot of fun, because they have tight bodies and when you’ve been with older women, you realize that body is short fucking lived until you end up with a doughy middle-aged mess..that’s why everyone under 25 is magical to me…even if they aren’t the hotness you expected them to be when their extensive vocabulary impressed you when you used to watch them in interview at 10 years old. I’m talking to you Dakota Fanning….or if you’re a piece of white trash who looks like you shit in a hole behind your house cuz you have no running water, but you gotta empty your bowels, not so much because the racoon and squirrel meat isn’t sitting right, but because daddy wants to fuck and he knows fucking the ass is safer than fucking the pussy, cuz ol’ one eyed, one armed, flipper baby cousin Earl’s parents were daughter and daddy and it didn’t work out so well….We call that redneck backwoods evolution….and here are the pics of them at a premiere where they play The Runaways, which was a lesbian band with Joan Jett..
Here is the old cougar dyke with fake tits who has given up cock and into fucking young girls..because she likes showing them the ropes…as she recruits them into lesbianism…I’ve see this erotic movie from the 70s before….
I think her Canadian keeper has really succeeded at making Rachel Bilson boring as fuck. It’s like he’s kidnapped her sex appeal and locked it up in his fucking igloo or someshit so that no other guy looks at her or tries to fuck her. He’s even gone so far as to dress her in some native influenced sweater that you may or may not have seen every dyke wear this winter and when lesbians wear the shit, you know it’s not really something that girls are wearing to give boners. Good job Darth Vader…what don’t you fucking ruin? I guess we can only hope he gets in a snowmobile accident, or that he drives into a fucking moose or something while she’s in LA working, so that he’ll officially back the fuck off.
This is disturbing, not because I think girl on girl action on primetime TV designed for teenage girls is a bad thing, but because I don’t think Rumer Willis is a fucking monster and when anyone kisses her, even if that person is paid and Rumer is only cast because of who her parents are, but I do think if she has any hope for companionship, she should take the lesbian route because lesbians seem to care less about what people are wearing and less about what people look like and everything I’ve ever seen in regards to lesbians has proven thatgirls aren’t as superficial as men making lesbianism a place for all the fucking rejects to find love. Seriously, if I had a real pussy, I’d get all the low quality lesbian pussy. See I just took this negative screenshot and turned it into a positive message of hope for the reject girls reading this. I’m like a prophet. I should start my own church.
The greatest news of the week was that Lohan will go back to cock when Sam Ronson dies, because until Ronson dies, Lohan is committed to her….she seems to think they are like soulmates who have been united in past lives and are meant to be, and together they have faced adversity, conflict and challenges, but their love carried on and was stronger than anything they had thrown at them. They were Romeo and Juliette, Leo and Kate in Titanic, J.Lo and Diddy, Bill and Claire Huxtable, Stan and Dorothy on Golden Girls, and all the other great love stories of world history….or maybe they are just drugged out idiots who think they are more important than they are…and try to find purpose in their useless privileged lives or maybe I’m just jealous cuz I haven’t a love like this, that would turn me homo it was so strong, like an entity of it’s own, or maybe I just don’t like Lohan giving ignoring the love I have for her….in a “If I can’t have her, no one can” stalker kind of way, but that whole Lohan Stalkin’ thing I did a few years ago was just a stunt to get on Access Hollywood that didn’t work,I just really like lookin’ at her tits, that she constantly forgets to bring out….I’d call her a cocktease, but the fact she fucks Ronson, kinda proves she’s definitely not one of those….Ronson naked has the ability to turn any man faggot and apparently one girl dyke…
Chaz Bono must be a real charming fucking person, because not only is he not really a he, but a fucking weirdo who decided he was meant to be a he so he’s taken it upon himself to choose his fucking gender and in doing so, he’s sewed up his pussy and taken hormones to grow out his clit like it was his bangs and have a little 2 inch cock like me, but he’s also 300 fucking pounds and no one likes fucking a 300 pound person, yet he’s still got a pussy on his arm and by his side. He must be a real fucking joy to be around and even inspirational, or a fucking brainwasher, because guys that look like this generally don’t get girls, even if those girls are freaks who get off to gender changing freaks….I think it’s safe to say, she’s just with him to get to Cher’s fortune.
Either way, who cares, it’s just funny that dude’s not even a real fucking dude and he gets more pussy than you do and you are a dude. I’ve told you before and I’m gonna tell you again, just kill yourself, end the suffering.
I hate Sarah Silverman partially because she is fucking ugly but also because I never thought she was funny despite the world buying into her whole “be as gross and as inappropriate as possible” comedy. I just thought she had solid marketing behind her and since the world are a bunch of fucking spineless sheep with no opinion of their own, it made sense for them to find her funny, or at least say they do, so that they fit into the miserable conversation their coworkers have in the office.
But then again, I hate all female comedians, not because I don’t think vagina can be funny, but because they are all fucking dykes, or desperate fat chicks to begin with, and I fucking hate dykes and fat chicks. They are the breed of people that I pretend don’t exist, and I’d rather spend my time laughing at my bad jokes I tell hot little college girls in efforts to get them to show me their vaginas….
I guess in Sarah Silverman’s defense, she has been involved in a really funny joke at least once, and that was when I overheard a group of guys talking about how hot she is and they were fucking serious…I don’t know what kind of fucking guy is turned on by a girl solely based on her comedy, or why someone would think there is anything attractive about this big bushed, sloppy tit, who fucks Jimmy Kimmel pussy, but I can only blame the same Marketing campaign that got her a career.
Here she is trying to be funny, pretending to be a lesbian for the camera and it is really just a reminder that all my lesbian fantasies are NEVER what actual lesbianism is like. Actual lesbianism is a disgusting thing and that depresses me…..
I am not going to lie, I still have a soft spot in my panties for Lindsay Lohan.
I write her emails, text messages, twitter messages everytime I think of her which is almost never, but when I do she ignores me and there’s just something amazing about getting ignored by a useless whore who thinks she is too good for me that makes me want her even more, before realizing that I really don’t care and that I am far too lazy to bother no matter how much I like her addict unstable insanity or how hard she is trying to not be totally irrelevant…but part of me still thinks she’s amazing…and that part of me may not my penis, but our connection at our souls….
Either way, enough with the bullshit, I read this funny story about her and Ronson from last night in a crazy lesbian brawl and I thought i should share it with you….
Treating herself to a gourmet meal, Lindsay Lohan was spotted arriving at Madeo restaurant in West Hollywood last night (February 4).
The “Mean Girls” actress looked to be in a good mood as she walked past, text messaging on her mobile phone and sporting a furry grey coat.
In related news, it seems LiLo was in the mood to mess with her ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson while out at Crown Bar earlier this week.
An eyewitness revealed, “Sam was working her usual weekly gig DJing at Crown bar. Lindsay turned up around 11 pm and she was in the mood for trouble! Lindsay was drinking straight out of a bottle of vodka and I saw her take an orange prescription bottle out of her bag and pop a couple of pills that she said were Adderall, she even offered some of the pills to a friend that was with her.”
“Lindsay was trying to get Sam’s attention, but she was working and studiously ignored Lindsay. You could see Lindsay getting more and more worked up the more Sam didn’t pay her any attention. At one point Lindsay was dirty dancingwith this really pretty girl right in front of Sam, obviously to try and make her jealous.” “Sam just got sick of it all in the end though and started taunting Lindsay about her being all drunk and messed up. She said to Lindsay, ‘Why don’t you just have another drink?’ and even told her, ‘You’re a disgrace.’”
“That made Lindsay just totally flip out on Sam. She picked up a drink and threw it straight in her face! Sam was absolutely furious and picked up some DJ equipment that was by her and threw that at Lindsay. It was crazy!”
Here are some pics of her after her dyke fight, drug use and hard drinking……
Here are some pictures of Britney Spears’ tits doing something seriously unnatural, so unnatural it’s like two people of the same gender having sexual relationships with each other and requesting the government allows them to get married…Gross….
Seriously, these are some serious lesbian tits, it looks like Britney ripped them right off a fucking lesbian, like a really broad, construction boot wearing, real deal lesbian, not the lipstick college girl who had a bad relationship with her high school sweetheart so she lets her roommate fuck her with a vibrator before bed kind of lesbian, but more the kind of lesbian who changes transmissions for fun, who likes cutting down trees and who likes operating heavy equipment because demolition is the best part of rennovating lesbian…when not too busy banding together to challenge each other to hit the streets the person who comes back with the most severed dicks wins…
George Clooney imported some pussy from Italy a few months ago, I assume to help launch her career and make a lot of money off of her, because when you’re George Clooney, you can find better quality pussy pretty much every time you leave the fucking house. There’s got to be some kind of plan behind this relationship, I just haven’t figured it out because I don’t really care. I just know is that he does pretty much owns her and that she will do everything and anything he asks of her since in her mind dating him is like winning the fucking lottery and can determine the rest of her life….you know giving her the chance to be the next Penelope Cruz only the Italian version and I guess he let her out of the house to hang with her friends because part of the deal they have is an endless supply of double blowjobs at least if I was George Clooney that would be my only reason for letting her out of her cage in my basement to meet up with her friend “recruiting” for my needs…that’s enough of this post….
We’ve come a long way from the days of Murphey Brown when that career lebsian newscaster wasn’t allowed to say she’s a fucking lesbian on TV, or from Ellen who got taken off the air when her character came out as a lesbian, despite the fact that she always dressed like a dude and had that glimmer of rape victim scared of cock in her eye, or even from Rosie’s show where she came out despite her smelling like a contruction workin’ beer guzzling man with more testicle than any of of and shit got taken off the fucking air…and now primetime shows targeted to kids shows lesbian kisses, because I guess that shit touches close to home since all girls are bisexual or some shit….
And I guess Hilary Duff has come a long way from her Disney Career by taking her fatter, older, more abused ass thanks to her hocky player boyfriend and his team who fucks her becuase sharing is all about teamwork to popular shows like Gossip Girl to really push the boundaries of her acting capabilities by staging a vanilla scented dyke-out on camera….and I’m sure you’ll love it….
Hollywood is a little late on this girl on girl bullshit cuz porn’s been doing this shit for decades, but for some reason just 10 years ago, having a lesbian character on a show was the end of the fuckin world, but now, lesbianism is fucking everywhere from the Katy Perry song, to mainstream movies and TV, to celebrity love lives, and it’s just not taboo or at drunken college parties after two girls craving male attention get convinced to fool around with each other, and I’m not complaining, I just know that like those college girls, Heroes is making a desperate attempt for attention, because I guess people aren’t watching anymore and this formulaic approach in getting views, but girl on girl is so obvious and dull and played out, next time they should show a little pussy lip….I mean provided Hayden’s got a pussy, cuz we’ve got no proof of that and her broad shoulders paint a different fuckin’ picture….