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2010

04

Jan

Megan Fox’s Swollen Dick Suckin’ Lips of the Day

Megan Fox was trying to stay sexy over the holidays because sexy is all people want out of her and it’s pretty clear that will eventually disappear so she’s holdin on, only she went a little overboard and now her lips look like a whore’s pussy after getting gang raped by 50 africans with 12 inch cocks….nice and beat the fuck up…but in her defense at least she went under the knife to better herself, when most people stuck dating David from 90210 and stepmomming his babies would go under the knife in hopes of ending the suffering…

Here are the pics…

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Posted in:Dick Suckin|Lips|Megan Fox

2009

23

Jul

Lindsay Lohan’s Lickin’ Her Lips of the Day

If I was a scientist, this would be my research topic of choice. Just thinking of all the things this tongue has come in contact with is enough to write a fuckin’ text book and coordinate a class at the University level. Shit would be part of the biology faculty, but could probably even be a Major of its own, and you could even have Lohan Tongue study groups and Lohan Tongue parties, and even Lohan Tongue departments with jackets and hats, maybe even it’s own Lohan Tongue library. Shit is just that interesting of a subject.

Unfortunately, I’m no scientist, I’m just a pervert, so I’ll just sit here and think about her tongue and all it is capable of, despite being scared of dirty girls, I have a sick fascination with them and here are some pictures of her dressed nice and wholesome….despite the opposite story her pussy is tellin’ us….

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|Lips|Tongue

2009

24

Jun

Megan Fox Lickin’ Her Lips of the Day

Here’s Megan Fox, the hottest thing in Hollywood, for the time being, because I accidentally bought myself a pair of briefs at the bootleg underwear store and I’ve been sporting them the last couple days and feel fuckin’ sexy, so sexy that I may just walk myself into the bathroom and cut of my dick in hopes to move to Hollywood and suck dick to the top, never having anyone know that I was once a dude, only to take away the limelight away from this whore as the next hot thing, but I’m sure that’s all just wishful thinkin’ on my part, I mean I can never be a hot little starlet everyone wants to fuck, but I can jerk off to one, even though jerking off is the lamest form of contraceptive, I mean other than condoms, everyone knows abortion is the way to fuckin’ go.

Maybe I’ll just dress my wife up like a really fat, ugly, sweating and smelly version of one and have her read off lines from some of Megan Fox’s most memorable performances, not that I ever want to fuck my wife, or that Megan Fox has memorable performances, but I do want to get the fuck out of this post it’s even too weird for me…so here’s some Megan Fox lickin’ her lips at a fan, because lickin’ lips, dicks, and anus, is really the foundation of her
career….

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Posted in:Lips|Megan Fox|Tongue

2009

10

Apr

Katy Perry and the Full Lips She Always Wanted of the Day

Here is Katy Perry playing up the lesbian shit with a lip purse that she’s holding where her vagina would be, if her pussy lips weren’t thin like the lips on her face, she just doesn’t realize if she’s trying to be funny she should rotate that shit 90 degrees. See that’s me being a mathmetician. I am dyin. I have a hangover and I can’t figure out anything funny to say about this pig and her pussy purse, but I’ll put the pictures up anyway.

Posted in:Katy Perry|Lips|Vagina

2007

29

Nov

I am – Esther Canadas is a Scary Monster Supermodel of the Day

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Esther Canadas is some Spanish supermodel from a bunch of years ago who I’ve never heard about because despite loving supermodels, I don’t really keep tabs on them. I am too busy doing nothing to really care. What I do know is that whatever this girl did to her face scares the fuck out of me.

Speaking of scary, someone wrote into the site asking me if I ever planned on writing a children’s book. The answer was no and my life isn’t interesting enough for an autobiography, because I haven’t really accomplished shit. I couldn’t really do a self-help book, because out of the 5 people lame enough to buy it, they’d all probably end up killing themselves because that’s my solution to all problems and if I was to do a coffee table book, it would just be of chicks spreading their vaginas because I think vagina is the most interesting thing to look at. So I wrote her back saying I had a choose your own adventure in the works, that no matter what path you take, you always end up finding out that you’re gay in the end.

Speaking of Gay, nothing is screams lesbian outfit more than seeing a chick in a business suit….other than seeing a chick in construction boots, flannel and denim, but that’s a whole other kind of lesbian, one that I don’t want to see have sex….


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Posted in:Esther Canadas|Lesbian Outfit|Lips|Unsorted