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2013

31

Jul

Late Night Booty Call of the Day

Her name is Angelica and she’s tonight’s late night booty call…straight from my drunken spank bank of love I call the internet…a place where I can find Russian babes who are trained dancers to masturbate to when I come home empty handed after a night of drinking and talking to toothless women I don’t really want to have sex with, because I’d rather stare at pics of this international, mail order, babe….looking amazing…

Angelica, I choose you….even though you choose random dudes to have sex with and random babes to lick your asshole…I still think we’ve got something special going on…

To See More Of This Model and to Send Her Sexy Messages CLICK HERE

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2013

30

Jul

Late Night Booty Call of the Day


Mia is some American made 20 year old who is fucking amazing…whether she’s just posing or fucking. She’s fit, she’s bendy, she takes loads inside her, cuz that’s where loads are supposed to be taken…She’s got a great ass, hot little bush, and she’s fucking bendy…

It may be the booze talking, it is 4 in the fucking moring…and it may be the being horny from looking at so many short shorts tonight…and it may be cuz my fat wife is taking up 90 percent of my bed…but I am going to say one thing…I think I’m in love with MIA

Here are some of her pics…for tonight’s late night booty call…

To see more of Mia and Send Her a Private Message CLICK HERE

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2013

29

Jul

Mila is the Late Night Booty Call Of The Day

Her name is MILA and I am in love…I figure it’s 3 am, I’m drunk, I want to fuck, why not turn to the internet to fall in love, while my wife snores her disgusting snores and smells her disgusting smell, when I want to ignore the girls I fuck on the sidelines to make me seem less eager, so I’ve turned to X-Art because they lure the hottest girls in porn imaginable…these girls are like actual models or some shit…only they bang out…or just get naked…all while being totally artistic, amazing, erotic, I’m in love….

To See Her 7 Minute Masturbation Video CLICK HERE
To see more of her CLICK HERE

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2013

29

Mar

Late Night Booty Call of the Day

It’s 5 am, it’s friday, you should calling in sick soon, I’m drunk, Fuck You. Here’s some pussy to look at, since it is better than looking at other things.

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2013

28

Mar

Late Night Booty Call of the Day

If you’re like me, you’re drunk and alone, despite having a wife in the other room, who you wish you didn’t have, but deal with anyway cuz she pays the rent…and in the mood to look at pics of girls who you aren’t married to, doing naked and half naked, hot bodied things…

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2013

27

Mar

Late Night Booty Call of the Day

I am half asleep and don’t know what I am doing, but figured while drunk, that I’d share some of the girls who I am looking at nude, or half nude, who I probably could have gone home with, if the bitches at the bar I was at, weren’t mainly dudes and toothless….

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2013

26

Mar

Late Night Booty Call of the Day

It’s 5 am, I like to drink, but I also like to look at pics of babes….especially when I drink…cuz I am less mad about not getting a blowjob from one of them, cuz I’m too focued on not seeing double….to get through this…

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2013

25

Mar

Late Night Booty Call of the Day

I love you girls…why do you always tempt me with your half nakedness…it makes me wish I could drink out of your nipples or at least your vaginas…even if non-alcoholic…because you’re lovely….and I’m drunk…making you even better than you probably think you already are…hookers be like what?

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2013

19

Mar

Late Night Booty Call of the Day

It is 5 am…no girls are answering my text messages requesting oral sex….maybe cuz it is a monday…but probably cuz they never answer…forever alone…but luckily I got the internet and an obese wife I hate to both listen to, look at, smell, and wash cuz she’s too fat to wash herself….because those things make me feel like I still got it….

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