So JCPenney has a billboard promoting a tea kettle, which in and of itself, is the weirdest thing to buy a billboard for, I mean it’s probably a 40 dollar item and that billboard is probably part of a 100,000 dollar campaign….but even weirder it looks like Hitler. It has the hair, the moustache and is doing a Zieg Heil….

Maybe it was a coincidence, but I doubt it, they are either trying to brainwash us based on Hilter’s brain washing, that in the event you didn’t know, was pretty effective in making a country do insane shit he told them to do….or they are trying to be funny, to go viral and remind people JCPenney still exists.

Either way, it is the LOLZ of the Day

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This is my kind of couple. A modern day Bonnie and Clyde. Just them, the road, and gas stations along the way that they need to heist. Powered by crack cocaine, with a uterus filled with dead babies. This hooker delivers. I think I am in love.

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Today’s LOLZ is that Reese Witherspoon was Arrested. The reason it is funny, is because she plays off that she’s this wholesome America’s Sweetheart. You know from America’s heartland, a good Christian with great values. A family oriented person. Because that’s how she’s been marketed.

The reality is that everyone in Hollywood is has no soul, is a puppet, materialistic and un-Christian money grubbers, proven in the whole “DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM” shit she spewed when her husband was almost twice the legal limit when he got pulled over, because like all Hollywood stars, she thinks she’s above the law, and unlike Christians, she’s a fucking drunk pig with no morals.

I’ve been saying all along that she needs to be arrested for the lies. From tricking Ryan Philippe into knocking her up more than once so that he would never leave her fat ass, exortion…. to terrorism charges for dropping the bomb that is her vile body on the beach.….

She is sent here from Satan and I am just bummed she won’t be getting prison raped, or more than a slap on the wrist, despite deserving it. But I am glad the world blinded by her marketing, know the truth, that she is a horrible human.

She is the worst.

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Todays LOLZ of the day is courtesy of Google Streetview.

It features an Australian couple fucking on a BMW, while dude drinks a beer, on the side of the highway, because Australians are a lot of fun, and shit got captured as she waved.

I’ve been saying that between google, with most searches being for “Porn, Pussy, Sex, Vagina”, youtube a google owned property with fetish videos like “Pantyhose toe sucking, bikini squats, etc”, and now google streetview, the shit is the biggest publicly traded porn company around. Not to mention, huge corporations advertise next to their underbelly of SMUT.

What it comes down to is that while google represents the hypocrisy of big business, Australia remains fucking awesome.

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Vladimir Putin was in Germany celebrating World War 2 or some shit, when a topless protester ran at him with her titties, and dude looked ready for it, hands out before security got in the way of a little hand-save titty grab, head tilted, lips pursed, dude was makin’ faces out of a porno movie, and LOLZ ensued making it the LOLZ of the Day

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White trash Britney Spears at Walmart in short shorts, showing off thigh thighs that don’t fucking lie….I call them thigh thighs cuz they are twice the size of an average girl’s thigh. You can blame the UGGS, I blame all the medication and emotional eating.

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This is the picture that made me laugh today. I never laugh and hate the idea of comedy, but when someone has fallen off this hard, a victim of her mom’s dreams of fame and the good life, having to crawl under a table at a club, is comedic gold. Lohan always brings the goods.

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This made me laugh. I never laugh. I find it a waste of time and energy. I hate comedy. So I am posting it. Even if it isn’t actually funny, but it is for me.

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