Do you remember when Lucy Hale, the CW vixen was out there attending fashion week bullshit, because she’s more than just an actress, she’s also an influencer and influencers make more money than actors, which is why actors are all trying to be influencers.

In tryin to assert herself as an influencer and an actress, she’s decided to use the opportunity to get as much hype as possible around herself when going to these events for free, which is taking on an old school marketing strategy that helped build the foundation of this website….the PAPARAZZI STYLE NIP SLIP….

It’s the “Oops my tit fell out”…so the hyenas of the world go MENTAL on it, putting her back on top of her game, at least according to GOOGLE TRENDS, possibly landing her more than just a HALLMARK movie or two….because I am sure she feels she has so much to give.

I’ve already posted this nip slip, but since no one reads the site, I’ll post it again…..that’s what having EDITORIAL control over this shit MEANS.

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Lucy Hale is pretty much a product of the CW network. It is possible that she was created in the CW cloning lab, maybe with a cross DNA of who the fuck cares, all these celebs look the fucking same…

I don’t even know if all her shows have ben CW shows, but at least 3 of them were, so that’s enough….maybe they farmed her out.

But yeah, Pretty Little Liars girl, to other bullshit, to more bullshit, and she’s probably on the road to Hallmark channel Christmas movies…

She’s now doing FASHION weeks, because she probably makes more money as an influencer on social media, where everything is one giant AD that we can fuck ourselves up the ass with, and in being at fashion week, her tit fell out of her top…

Now, I don’t care about Lucy Hale tit, but I do care about tit, so the tit wins this round….

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Lucy Hale is the CWs darling, who has been in a series of CW shows since she had her big hit Pretty Little Liars, where the other girls never worked again, but she just kept on trying…

She really isn’t all that hot or exciting, maybe some of you like that she was fucking Skeet Ulrich, because he’s an old man and she’s younger, but dudes, she’s in her mid-30s and in no where in the world is that seen as young, it’s actually a decade expired….and if you had yogurt that was 10 years expired, you’d never eat that shit…unless it was in an attempt to see what happens if you ate 10 year old yogurt, will it kill you, will you get high, it’s a science experiment and so is fucking a mid-30 year old..

Anyway, she’s sucking on some popsicle bigger than your microdick, which can help you visualize what she’d look like sucking your microdick, we can assume that is why she shot and published this video, low level whoring or thirst trapping for someone who is really only known for one show that’s been off the air for a decade and a few leggings leaving the gym paparazzi shoots…so I’ll take the stripped down sucking a phallus bikini on the beach content in her mid-life crisis, why not…

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I’d say that Lucy Hale has a lovely bunch of coconuts, but she only has one coconut, and it looks delicious and nutritious, you know one of those superfoods.

I’d also say that Lucy Hale has a lovely bunch of coconuts, because I came up in the internet bro blog era of all the loser fan boys who started up titty blogs and got rich off the shit, only to shut them all down at this point, yet I keep going because I don’t do this for money, I do this for mental disorders….because I know how irrelevant, unread, stupid, and silly it is, but it’s a bad habit.

So yeah, I’d say she had a lovely bunch of coconuts because to those old bloggers, an image like this would have been a gift, a “Jokes Write Themselves” back when objectifying women was an accepted thing, before they all went triple vaccinated and woke.

It would actually be a dream for a bikini pic with coconuts in the frame for their small, weak, lame comedic minds….a stars aligning, a thanks to the self producing content gods for gifting us this so we can continue our lazy minded content.

So as a tribute to a GENRE long gone, kept alive by me, here’s some LOVELY BUNCH OF COCONUTS, the jokes write themselves, I MEAN HER TITS, GET IT?

GET IT?

DO YOU GET IT, cuz she has a coconut and she has tits and coconuts can imply tits, OMG, amazing…

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Lucy Hale is the CW’s princess, who I guess has some sort of exclusive contract with them since she’s been on a dozen shows with them….and that’s about all I’ve ever seen her in, besides some leggings while leaving the gym, hardly jacked up in her cunt enough, but still leggings.

Well, she’s spicing things up, because people still jerk off to celebs, or at least brands like to think they do, and the only way to keep people interested in their line-up of influence, which they like to maintain so they can condition the public into buying shit or buying into shit they don’t need, they have to compete with the whores of the internet by slutting them up.

So here’s Lucy Hale in some lingerie, pants unbuttoned like a prostitute at a bust stop trying to convince you to finish the job she already started, and it’s not that racy, while being pretty racy….

I’m sure her ex SKEET ULRICH is SKEETING to this shit…right.

Apparently this is her tit…

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Lucy Hale is in a bikini like I give a fuck, she’s one of the most boring celebrities around and I don’t understand why they keep giving her work, she’s so fucking boring, I can only assume she has dirt on the head of the CW network who keeps handing her shows, maybe he used to diddle her….but probably not anymore, and not even because she’s too old for hollywood execs to diddle, but because she’s so fucking boring, why would anyone bother.

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Lucy Hale’s one of the CW’s trophy girls, who has consistently done shows with the CW, not all were hits, but they did get her 24 million followers, while being relatively boring as shit….but I guess people like her.

She’s currently in something called RAGDLL for AMC, premiering on November 11th, you know 11/11….which must be some satanic symbolism, which is convenient since the show is about the murer of 5 people who have been murdered and dismembered and sewn into the same of a grotesque body. FUN…can’t wait for that to happen to the unvaccinated in the internment camps they get sent to THOSE HEATHENS.

Yes, I always go back to that, because it’s insane brainwashng that idiots are falling for, and I like to remind you of how nutty you are if you believe anything you see in the news.

Like that Lucy Hale is an important celebrity, she’s really just in the system so they pass her around from job to job that requires little to no talent.

I have no idea what this lingerie shoot is for, but I’ll assume clickbait to get people thinking LUCY HALE is hot, or something, to help promote the new show that AMC didn’t pay me to promote, but FUCKING SHOULD HAVE….if you or someone you know is an AMC marketing EXEC, PAY ME…I want a private jet…

It’s lingerie, clickbait, simple fucking clickbait, in an era where they push “DO NOT SEXUALIZE WOMEN” incessantly, non stop men are shit, men are perverts, men are scum…it never fucking ends….while the content being produced by these people is SLUTTIER than ever.

You know, I’ve been doing this site for decades at this point, almost 20 years of DRUNKENSTEPFATHER, WHAT A FUCKING JOKE…but there was a time when starlets weren’t half naked, in lingerie and when it happened it was a big deal, now it’s just clutter, low hanging fruit bottom feeding…they’ve exploited the half nude and taken the pure excitement and enjoyment of it out the fucking window…sad, until you realize SHIT SHE IS IN LINGERIE, rather see that that other shit she’s up to…..

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Lucy Hale has her nipple out on instagram because we are all a bunch of whores who want the world to see our nipples, some are just better at it than others…

It’s pretty ridiculous that some CW angel who they keep giving leads in shitty show to, because she’s one of their sweethearts and deserves it…even though none of the shows they’ve done together really worked out for her because they only got one season out of the crap…but it did work out for her because she gets paid…

Anyway, the idea that these girls are posting selfies of their tits, even artsy and subtle like this, is hilarious, like are you a CW sweetheart or are you a gutter porn chick launching an only fans….the LINE is pretty fucking blurred these days….

What I do know is that real industry puppets like this don’t do things without APPROVALS…so if her nipple is there to get people distracted, it’s by design…

Which makes jerking off to her more challenging, but you can do it…

I did see her bikini on the beach the other day, it’s on the FORUM and I linked it, if you didn’t click it, fuck you….and she looked hot….

Hot enough for SKEET ULRICH…hot enough for you to stare at her nipple…and that’s about all I have to say about that.

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Here’s Lucy Hale doing her best Silence of the Lambs lipstick application for the internet…because apparently girls like watching other girls apply make-up, maybe to learn the tricks, but I like to think its probably not girls watching the girls apply lipstick, it’s perverts like us imagining the lipstick was our dicks, since it’s about the same size…relatable..

Anything that involves mouths can be seen as erotic, but Lucy Hale, one of the most boring bitches on the internet, even if she’s the CW’s sweetheart who has been in at least 3 of their hit shows, and has millions of social media followers thanks to being on the hottest show at the time instagram went viral…but at least she’s in a lingerie looking top…suer it’s got the same look as a mom’s nightgown in the 70s or 80s…which is probably the sexual energy she gives off….but it’s still famous tits…that if you look close enough at…you’ll see TANLINES…and it is TANLINE thursday….EXCITING!

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I find Lucy Hale so fucking boring, there’s just nothing inspiring that comes from anything that she does….even though the ridiculously famous thanks to “Pretty Little Liars” which made the whole group of them famous, only the whole group of them aren’t still CW’s sweetheart cast in at least 4 of their shows, none quite as good for her as Pretty Little Liars..

I see her in leggings, in workout shorts, walking the dog…and I just find her dull as shit…

The only interesting thing about her is the she’s now fucking her CW brother, who I guess is no longer on CW, but was thanks to the pile of shit that is Riverdale….SKEET ULRICH…you SCREAM and CRAFT hero because he’s in his 50s….while she is not.

I don’t really give a fuck about a 50 year old dating some 30 something year old, I just think it’s funny that Skeet likely SKEETS inside her and for whatever reason, that makes me laugh…all while she remains BORING as shit…

For the record, I can’t believe I know the gossip that Lucy Hale fucks Skeet Ulrich…I may do these posts daily like it is a prison but I don’t actually know celeb gossip so it’s weird….

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