Madelaine Petsch is one of the obnoxious theater kids who went viral for being cast in the Archie Comics spinoff series Riverdale that they pretended was a huge show, but I think they were all lying to us.

In being a huge show, even though it was stupid as shit, she managed to go viral and matter, in part thanks to being the hottest thing the show had to offer and not because she’s a rich South African immigrant with rich parents who made it in America, but because of her tits…

She’s now trying to keep her relevance by going to fashion events, being fashion forward, which means flashing titty….because tit is fashion gangsters, or at least it is when you want to get noticed, because you’re pulling your tits out and we like tits…

It’s all barely exciting, but it happened, her tits aren’t as great as you’d expect thanks to the lies of her padded bras, but despite being a ginger, the nipple isn’t invisible, so that’s probably a good thing, and important thing…..

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Fire in the hole.

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Maddie Petsch was the hottest thing on Riverdale, which was a dumb fucking show that had a strong enough first season, but that went bootleg real fucking fast. It could still be on TV and if it is, she is likely still the hottest one on the show, which isn’t saying all that much, since she’s up against a big blonde bitch with a belly, and a neckless Veronica who has been looking better than she did on the show, but who is still not quite where she needs to be.

They say that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but you can objectively say this one was the hottest thing the show had to offer….

If you miss Riverdale ore need more Riverdale, you can tune into that Tim Burton directed WEDNESDAY, which I accidentally saw an episode of and that is basically Tim Burton’s take on Riverdale with acting and story that is equally as shit. I was shocked to find out it wasn’t a MADE IN CANADA bootleg series because it’s that terrible.

I prefer to get my Riverdale Fix when their hottest talent gets into underwear modelling.

There is life outside of Riverdale, but I am sure everyone involved in the show hates having been a part of the show, other than the celebrity it brought them, so they probably prefer you looking at their tits as a diversion when they rebrand themselves.

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Woah….how inappropriate, how inconsiderate……how OFFENSIVE….do you feel the OUTRAGE….will you take it to TWITTER?

Madelaine Petsch coming in hot with a George Floyd dis….”We can’t breathe” becasue theyv’e squeezed their tits in to a corset, like they don’t remember when George Floyd couldn’t breathe and his shit went viral in the most insane, cities were burnt down for his breathing issue, and this girl and her tits is making light of that….I wonder if they’ll cancel her….I mean I saw a dude in the UK got arrested and charged for posting George Floyd memes, but maybe he missed the mark by not posting them along with some corset tits….because clearly victorian era cleavage overrides “too soon” jokes about the biggest viral stunt ever done in history besides covid….and I guess there are a bunch of others…but you know what I am saying.

For those of you who don’t know her, she’s the hot redhead from the worst show on TV, Riverdale….the only thing good about the show is her body…and her body is definitely not good enough to tune into that shit…but good enough when out here producing George Floyd memes for Juneteenth like some kind of psychopath….or maybe it’s just the South African in her….since she’s South African and they have a different approach to race wars….

OR MAYBE….this isn’t a George Floyd Meme at all and. I’m just trollin’….that’s probably what they’d want it to be in this cancel culture, fired from everything, if you say the wrong thing, world of boring bitches scared to speak their mind freely…

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Riverdale is a piece of shit TV show and I’ll assume that this Maddy Petsch knows it because she’s doing the whole influencer thing now that she’s got a following from being on the worst fucking show on TV….

You’d have to be some kind of crazy to think that Riverdale is or was a good show, it’s probably pretty embarrassing for all parties involved, but at the same time it was the lottery they needed, except for that Disney Fleshlight who plays Jughead….he had money before this shit, unless his parents did the CULKIN and took it all, forcing him to basically suck dick on CW, because if being on Riverdale isn’t abuse, or self mutilation, a little AUTO EROTIC choking yourself out…I don’t know what it is…other than a terrible show..

But yeah, a terrible shwo that brought these tits to our lives…you know because that’s what social media content is….tits…otherwise keep the scroll on….

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Since I’ve removed myself from society so fucking long ago and my interactions were with people who I hand picked, rather than just general idiots normal people are forced to be exposed to based on work, socializing, other bullshit…I had no idea how fucking dumb the general population is…

Now, I am not saying I am smart, if anything I am pretty fucking pathetic in and of my own right, but pathetic is a whole other conversation….we’re talking basic, independent thought, which may be part of the reason I am pathetic, seeing as people I would hope to be reaching with the site, are actually drooling on themselves waiting to see celeb tits I don’t post enough of, so they go elsewhere…

That’s not to say this is high brow content, or that my captions are even worth reading, it’s just to say if I knew how dumb society as a whole was…I would have kept it simple “TITS”….or “ASS”….you know one worded not even one line cuz I suck at one liners…

Anyway, Riverdale, where this girl is the HOT ONE, was an eye opener for me that people don’t pay attention to shows, because they went ROGUE with their storyline and it got weird, and not in a good way, but in a collage of bad ideas thrown together to not make sense…and yet people were still INTO the show….how could that be you ask, because they are dumb and don’t know better…LOOK around you…the DUMBOS are everywhere…

Well, Cheryl Blossom is the hottest the hot show that makes no sense and that is unwatchable like they are fucking with all of our minds…and she’s got a titty top on which I am into….we call her SOUTH AFRICAN VARIANT GINGER HAIR PUSSY…but she’s really just a rich kid from the PACIFIC NORTHWEST…not that it matters…NOTHING matters in a world run by DUMBOS…

In conclusion, I saw that The CW is being sold off by WARNER and VIACOM ending their JOINT VENTURE because even with shit like RIVERDALE getting a lot of hype, that shit makes no money…FOR A GOOD REASON….CHERYL BLOSSOM TITTIES can’t save a network…but they can probably save some poor bastards soul if they TITTY FUCK him right….YOU will not be that poor bastard and either will eye…so let’s move onto other bitches we can’t fuck.

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Madeline Petsch is some rich kid with a dream. her dad was a banker, retired because he pulled some banker moves that bankers do, because bankers are our OWNERS and HANDLERS who control our CURRENCIES and leaves them enslaved to them because they lend us money for she we can’t afford or some shit….DON’T TRUST BANKERS…

But yeah, her dad dropped out of Banking, cashed out, and launched some pool cleaning business that I am sure is not the same as your cousin in Florida with one of those Leaf Skimmers and a bucket of chemicals he got at Walmart with his METH money because he’s enterprising and knows that if you teach a man to fish, he can get all the meth money he needs, so long as he can get enough people paying him to clean pools…

It’s like how I always make Homeless people do dance routines or other humiliating things for my money they are begging, you can’t just beg me for money and make me say “I’m sorry” like a bitch….when you’re the one ASKING me for money out of nowhere you fucks.

Anyway, Madeline Petsch, as a rich kid, has gone onto Hollywood, landed a hit show that shouldn’t be a hit show, but rather a sign of how doomed our society is…you know a symptom of how dumb people are….but yeah…she got on that show, is the only thing worth jerking off on that show and her body is banging…so stare…

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I FUCKING hate Riverdale…

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again, it was likely designed to be a made for TV movie, they dragged it out into a series, the series hit, so the writers with no real back-up plan thinking it was a one a done…a PUMP and DUMP…a fuck her and leave her were faced with a “oh shit, we have 5 more seasons of this shit to do”….it got popular, thanks to the generation of people into this being full fucking retards with no standards and no interest in good writing…because they are too busy not paying attnetion….the show makes no fucking sense….

The only thing that does make sense is the casting of Madelaine Petsch, a rich kid with South African roots who decided to take on the entertainment industry cuz she’s a rare and beautiful jewell….a hot redhead who despite all the bad press redheads have got since the dawn of humanity…whether being seen as Vampires thanks to Judas being a redhead who killed Jesus..to other interesting Redheads being left in the woods when they were born like in Willow…they are a feared and weirdly strong species….but sometimes a hot one surfaces and must be celebrated.

Everyone else cast on the show is dog shit, ARCHIE is a queer, Jughead also a Queer, Betty is a monster sized nightmare and Veronica is some neckless MAYAN who as of recent paparazzi pics, seems to have a great ass, but for the first 4 seasons was a fucking disappointment…but this one, CHERRY BLOSSOM as they call her, sings, dances, which I hate, but can handle when a hot chick is doing it, and along with a fit tight body, also has some titties…she’s great…the show that made her is not..and here are those tits.

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I don’t watch the bullshit that is Riverdale, but I have seen enough episodes to know that the first season was likely planned to be a 90 minute movie they dragged out into a season, only to have no plan going forward, so it just became a fucking mess, which didn’t effect ratings, since people are all a bunch of fucking idiots who don’t even pay attention to what is on TV, they’re too busy taking selfies, looking in the mirror or reading comments on their instagram where they build their personal brand and hope for internet fame…it’s pretty pathetic that a generation of people have no brains, but it may workout in the event you figure out how to captivate them enough to get them all buying what you’re selling….you see, I wouldn’t mind going viral with that generation, maybe I’d have readers…or at least people who look at the pictures….that aren’t you old pervert fucks from 20 years ago..

Anyway, the best thing Riverdale has to offer is the American made South African rich kid with a Banker dad who launched his own successful pool outfitting business, and that could afford to send his redheaded daughter to LA to live out her dreams of stardom….

She’s got the hottest body and is the only thing good about the show, so seeing her in this titty top is a good reminder to not watch Riverdale but to watch Maddy Petsch, just not from her closet, under her bed, or in the hole you drilled into her bathroom from her garage….you know cuz that’ll get you arrested….I’m just here to help.

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Maddy Petsch is the hot one from Riverdale, the rest of them are trolls, but in line with the quality of that piece of shit show, where as this one just steals all attention around that show because she’s the hot one….I have seen Riverdale, I know how fucking garbage it is and I know how hot Maddy Petsch is on the show…unfortunately not hot enough to redeem the show like Pam Anderson was for Baywatch…but still the only good the show has to offer…and that’s really not a dis on her level of hotness and more a commentary on how fucking bad Riverdale is..

Anyway, she’s clearly escaped the oppressive rule of CANADA where they film that dog shit and is somewhere with tropical plant in some expensive looking bathroom cuz girl is a rich kid but girl also gets paid…

She’s posing with her mom in some mom/daughter incest fetish erotica with a bit of BONDAGE or BDSM…cuz you know the mom is saying “PULL MY HAIR”…..before “SPIT IN MY MOUTH”….as these things work out.

I know people who have fucked moms and daughters…not in a creepy way, but in a they were dating the mom or they were dating the daughter, and got to fucking the other one when the one they were dating wasn’t around, not the threesome you’d expect, but still fucking the pussy and the source code pussy….pretty eventful….unfortunately, that’s never happened to me and will likely never happen to me…but I’ve chosen to go on living regardless…which should make no one out there happy.

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