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2024

05

Jan

Madonna’s Old Lady Diaper Dance of the Day

I made a reference to Madonna’s old lady diaper dance in an earlier post, so I figured it only fair if I posted the old lady dancing on stage like she’s convulsing due to being too old to be moving the way she moves, but luckily like your disabled granny, they gave her a disability bar for the handicapped and the retarded, the kind you’d expect to find in an old person’s shower…

As it turns out, Madonna is on tour and for a reason. She’s clearly too fucking old to be on tour, they have retirement for a reason and she should sit on that pile of money and continue to turn herself into what looks like a ventriloquist’s puppet….some kind of social experiment or actual science experiment by abusing the shit out of fillers and botox to prevent her rot….even her outfits look like they are holding her together, some Edward Scissor Hands looking shit, that if you were to unstrap her, the old lady organs would spill out everywhere and she’d die like the demon she looks like she is.

I guess if you’re Madonna, going on tour for millions of dollars is a pretty easy thing to do to keep busy, rather than playing sodoku….and the saddest thing in all this is that I’d willingly, maybe even excitedly eat her fucking diaper off her weirdly shaped fake ass…I mean it’s Madonna, even if it’s just for the story, you have no real ability to say no to it…

She’s in St Barts, or was in St Barts for New Years eve, looking like some kind of Mascot outside a tire shop on their weekend sale, but I’m not in St Barts so Madonna wins, now ship me her diaper, I’m ready to eat it.

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2023

21

Dec

The Corpse of Madonna Reanimated for Christmas of the Day

Madonna is a terrifying creature, who likes to position herself as some high priestess in the illuminati or some shit, which you can either buy into a believe, or assume is just something she says for attention because despite her attempts to stay hot at 65.

She has been denying the whole retiring gracefully as the old weathered and dried up cooch that she is, instead she’s pretending she’s still the hot enough because she’s slutty, masturbating on stage as a popstar in the 90s being controversial and offending Christians with her blasphemous messaging….

That doesn’t mean that she’s hot, that she’s not vile and disgusting or that she doesn’t look like a bloated corpse being pulled out of the fucking river after a few weeks of rot. That doesn’t mean her filler and botox that has turned her into a weird looking clown you’d expect to see in a Batman movie does enough work to cover up the scent of the rot.

We can tell the pussy is a toxic wasteland that smells like that dead mouse in your basement a few weeks too late….even through her weirdly staged and photoshopped photos.

She’s a monster, some kind Frankenstein hybrid zombie wax figure that has melted weirdly pile of rotting twat.

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2022

15

Mar

Madonna Panties of the Day

Dude…

Somethings just don’t really need to be discussed, a picture paints 1000 words or whatever the expression is…..

Madonna being over the top, a parody of an influencer, with so much duct tape or fillers HOLDING her broken down Satanic body…..is just fucking disturbing….

Clearly, she’s a fucking Satanist, who sold her soul to the devil, and now they are experimenting or fucking with us in the weirdest way.

Obviously, we’d all still fuck her provided the opportunity arose, but since it will likely not arise, we can look at her with confusion, disgust and with a reminder of just how fucking weird the world is, filled with this manipulated, non-human content, that plays tricks on our damn brains…

I believe she’s in her 60s, assuming she’s not a vampire and 600 years old, which she might as well be based on her VAGINA MILEAGE alone…

It definitely should inspire you to start working at an old folks home, knowing all those diaper wearing, shit themselves from all the anal, slutty bitches who were raised by Madonna will soon be residents you get to eat out….even though it’s gross, but when is elderly pussy not gross, probably better with some CLOWN MAKE UP on like it’s Halloween…or Madonna…

Either way, this shit is fucking creepy….so it must be demonic.

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2022

18

Jan

Madonna Sort of Pussy Flash of the Day

Madonna’s pussy is one those things that you probably don’t really want to see, or maybe you’ve already seen it, in her 60 year career, there have been ample opportunity, but I can’t specifically remember seeing her actual labia, all dried out and looking like a callused foot on a diabetic man, which I would assume is what her pussy looked like for the last 60 years, you know like when you leave a ham sandwich on the counter for a few months and you’re left with what looks like bacon…but the pussy version….

YES…I am a pussy shamer…

The kind of guy who points and laughs at vaginas that look gross, especially when on celebrities that have made millions off our backs…because without us, there is not them…in theory, but not in practice, since the system is rigged and we are insignificant, they are the chosen ones and from their perspective, without THEM there is no US..

The point of the story is, Madonna’s pussy was probably nasty in the 80s, so it is nastier now, but that’s just how you make it in America at the level she’s made it.

The other point of the story is that Madonna and her satanic witchcraft, baby fetal cell eating, coupled with fucked up surgeries that make her look like a bloated, doughy, freakish sex doll you found in the trash, brought home, and had to deal with it haunting you because it was possessed…CHUCKY THE SEX DOLL YEARS….

She terrifies me…and realize that there is no pussy exposed, but we thank that panty barrier for protecting us from the toxins, pollutants, noxious gases, ROT…but is the panty strong enough…I doubt it…DO YOUR BEST panty…sacrificing himself, making direct skin on skin contact with the demon puss.

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2021

10

Sep

Madonna 100 Year Old Nipple of the Day

300 year old Madonna, who likes to call herself the Illuminati princess, because she’s been used by the Satanic agenda / the entertainment industry to brain wash the youth to become sexual deviants way back in the 80s when she changed her fucking name for the cause and created this fucking “persona”…that masturbates on religious symbols to be controversion…

It was something that myself and other people used to think was just being edgy, but as it turns out, was ceremonial, designed and evil, maybe to indoctrinate kids into hating religion, choosing sex and her demented insanity….that paved the way for this era…

Well, she’s got her tits out, because I guess in being 300 years old, she’s on the whole eating fetuses for the stem cells, getting blood transfusions with the blood of the youth, coupled with surgery and injections, filters, and other shit….and I’ll still look at Madonna’s evil tit, but I know what this trash is up to…



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2021

28

Jul

Madonna Titties of the Day

Madonna may have self professed herself being an Illuminati Princess or High Priestess or some shit on her social media last week, which should set off some warning lights or something, but it would make sense since she’s Madonna and probably created by the industry…

Plus, she’s in her 60s and doesn’t look like a traditonal 60 year old, so I’ll go along with her making sacrifices to the demons she worships, maybe even eating the fetal cells of aborted babies that I think celebrities get…..but maybe it’s just BOTOX…I don’t know…

I guess it also makes sense, seeing as she calls herself a high priestess, that her images would be full of the “one eye”, her hands in triangle form, you know a tribute to the powers that be….

But I don’t know much about any of that, I have been running the site for a long time, I’ve had friends obsessed with secret societies since the late 80s, I just don’t bother caring because it barely affects us, even if it runs the world…we’re the slave class…so I can reduce a very senior citizen Madonna to her tits, because I was around when SEX came out and we saw her tits, and I always thought hey were good tits…I am just not sure how I feel about them now that they’ve aged 30 years…but they are STILL tits and that’s what counts…at least enough to ignore the creepy shit this may represent….if you believe in that kind of shit..

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2020

07

Jul

Madonna Topless of the Day

Madonna Topless Cane

Madonna is fucking creepy.

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2020

23

Mar

Madonna’s Coronavirus Weirdness of the Day

Here’s Madonna naked in the tub saying that COVID-19 is great because it equalizes us. It is a great equalizer and that if it all goes down we are all going down together.

Which is solid insight, but at 61 years old with a face full of fillers, looking like some cartoon character clown, from the comforts of one of her multi-million dollar homes, with a staff that she can use and coordinate to get all the supplies she needs, without exposing herself to the virus at all, because she’s madonna, she’s rich as fuck, and can afford to survive this or at least try to survive this. Which means it isn’t an equalizer at all, because poor out of work people are fucked…they will go hungry and start EATING each other. I’ve seen ALIVE…I know…but thanks for the words of wisdom Madonna – you cunt.

Not to mention, even if she did get it, she’s a senior citizen and old enough to die, she’s accomplished all she needed to accomplish, so what she has to say is fucking irrelevant, but it is weird and as time goes on, people are going to be putting out weirder and weirder content.

Madonna Bath Nude

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2017

23

Nov

18 Year Old Naked Madonna doing Ballet Nude of the Day

Madonna’s nude photos from when she were 18 in 1977 – see model release form – are up for auction…

She’s naked, doing Ballet, being edgy and artistic, and an exhibitionist…in an era where she could have gone into porn as easily as become a NYC scenester in the club scene who managed to trick executives to give her a record deal, and build her up to the billion dollar earning icon she is today..

All it took was a willingness to do what she was told, to put herself out there, in front of the camera…which is what it takes to get famous….

So all these instagram girls getting naked have a fucking shot…they could be the next Madonna, they just have to keep getting naked, until it takes them to the right circles….

This is a post of aspiration and a pretty lame ass for an 18 year old, I guess people had different diets then….less fat and jacked up on estrogen…

She doesn’t look hot, but naked skinny women with bush in the 70s doing dance poses….is in and of itself hot…

Sure Madonna is the fucking worst….but she was a girl with a dream like so many girls out there…so take these in….and see them for the magic they are.

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2017

18

Jan

This is Not Madonna’s Pussy of the Day

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Madonna posted a picture on her instagram of a Nike swoosh drawn on a pussy…in make-up…

It’s her attempt to encourage as many girls as possible to protest TRUMP through feminism….which isn’t really feminism because feminists can’t have bald pussy..it’s about the bush…bush I fucking love…just not when it’s this groomed…

But there’s no way this is Madonna’s pussy because there isn’t a reptile tongue sticking out of her…there are no zombie hands…it doesn’t look like a horror movie character…because she’s a fucking monster…

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