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2018

05

Jan

Maggie Gyllenhaal Tries to be Sexy for Fashion of the Day

Maggie Gyllenhaal almost naked for fashion

Maggie Gyllenhaal reminds me of a sloppy old sock that I left in the corner of the room, or under the couch for a very long time, I mean I may use it to wipe off my cum after sexting at 2 am, when I should be taking a shit…but instead…I’m pretty disgusted by it and think it should just stay under the couch…

She’s crusty, dumpy and like Lena Dunham gets naked…

She’s some nepotism, works cuz her daddy and mom worked in the industry, and I don’t hate her as an actress, I just find her horrible to look at and seeing her naked, again, cuz we’ve seen it before doesn’t really excite me…

I did like seeing her pee in Secretary..but that was 100 years ago.

Here she is in a Throwback AP shoot trying to be sexy

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2016

21

Jun

Maggie Gyllenhaal on Set of the Day

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To think that Maggie Gyllenhaal, spoiled rich kid from industry parents, with a shitty faggot brother, was complaining that she doesn’t get the young hot bitch love interest roles in movies, looks like she’s playing the only love interest I’ve ever known….haggard street hooker.

I mean for a rich kid, she’s never really looked good, but she’s a celebrated actor who may not realize she doesn’t play the love interest in movies because people don’t find her hot…she’s more of the tormented character who pees herself than the kind of girl anyone would believe anyone would obsess over or chase to the airline terminal when she tries to fly away to start a new life..or whatever the romantic comedy bullshit we have grown to accept as fact to make our own lives feel inadequate hollywood throws at us…

But haggard street hooker, 5 dollar blowjobs, I believe…

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