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2017

20

Mar

Mariah Carey’s Panty Flash of the Day

Mariah Carey’s panty flash is zero on the scale of erotic….as she pretty much explodes from every fucking angle, primarily her thighs…

Now I get that people like weak chinned bitches with diamond studded microphones because they are rich and fancy and thus VERY VERY important in the world of music…I mean she’s paid her dudes, through her vagina, when the head of Sony Music gave her a big break after marrying her….in Quebec Canada, where I live…we call that RENEE ANGILING her – that’s Celine Dion, our God’s neighbor who found her at 14, mortgaged his house to make her, and left his family to fuck her when she was underage…GOOD think french people consider that normal behavior…since I live in French Canada and I need a Celine, or Mariah of my own to buy me a damn house…living the dream….but coddling a cunty spoiled brat who thinks she’s god’s gift….

I get that people like thick girls, her sloppy tits, the fact that she’s Mariah Carey..and crazy…But I just find it weird.

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2017

21

Feb

Mariah Carey’s Whale Tail of the Day

Here’s a little, or rather a large, Mariah Carey showing the world her whale tail, like it was the late 90s and she was in Low Rise jeans with her thong up over her hips, as the girls used to dress…and will dress again…but the hipsters are still in the early 90s in their clothing options…and haven’t quite got to 1999…pre Y2k…the future…but they will…they always do…and let Mariah Carey, who I don’t think is channeling her youth, or the years she was the most relevant, right before she went mental….I think she’s just a bigger girl in clothing that’s too small…you’ll see this happen at grocery stores, or really everywhere a fat chick bends….but I like to think it’s well thought out fashion…since Mariah Carey is so with it…and by with it, I mean crazy, medicated, and about to lose her mind again….that is what happens when people get super rich, super famous and get fans and surround themselves with people who suck up to them…they become everything wrong in the world…but as Mariah Carey proves…sometimes that can lead to everything right…like this WHALE TAIL…moment of inspiration…just stare at it, get lost in it….

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2017

17

Feb

Mariah Carey’s Nipple of the Day

Mariah Carey is terrifying looking, which is probably why she shows off her tits, it’s a fat chick methodology for success..if I show my tits…people won’t realize how weird looking I am….

Well, she went to a Basketball game and her nipple popped out…a blessing to some, #blessed…because they’ve always wanted to see her crazy nipples as she falls into weirdness…

Not that interesting to me, because it’s just a fucking nipple…..on a freakish looking person…with a voice of an angel….that worked out pretty well for her…and that’s it.

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2017

16

Feb

Mariah Carey is So Fucking Weird of the Day

Mariah Carey is so fucking weird….

She put out these Bathtub pics of herself….with her massive tits out -because she knows that her tits are her friends…her singing voice got her here but the tits are keeping her around in a world that love tits….

But I just think this is further proof of how crazy she is, memories of the pre-baby making break down she had, because having this kind of money and people coddling her, her narcissism, her ego, everything….then giving her access to her social media….makes for some real weirdness…and I like weird.

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2017

03

Feb

Mariah Carey Working Out in Fishnets of the Day

Mariah Carey entertains me – not because I follow anything her crazy ass does – not because I listen to her music – not because she’s a Christmas icon because one of her songs is played on repeat the entire holiday season – not because she’s got a voice of an angel – or because I’m a fan who has watched her career go from fucking the CEO of her record label – to losing her mind – marrying and getting knocked up by one of her groupies who probably made her feel good about herself because all narcissists need fans and support around them….

She entertains me because she’s rich as fuck, she doesn’t need all this attention, yet she’s fucking addicted to it….and in being addicted to it, she’s gone from potentially being a luxury product…to a shameless mess, falling apart at the seams, ghetto as fuck and perfect for some ratchet brawl on Worldstar…

She’s a fucking weirdo…and that’s what fame and money does to someone…but at least in a pre-internet era…we didn’t see any of this…however, I like all of this…so thank god for the internet, god bless the internet…and the American People…despite there being no god, that’s a distraction from how shitty life actually is…and a scapegoat to blame…

The truth is, she’s on some Kardashian kick…but not releasing sex tapes yet…it’ll come..and so will we…because it’s mariah carey.

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She has a New Video

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2017

05

Jan

Mariah Carey Still Exists of the Day

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Everyone is talking about Mariah Carey, even this little kid in the grocery store who I guess watched the ball drop like his creepy coach tried to watch his ball drop on New Years, and was talking about how pathetic a lip syncer Mariah Carey, someone he probably shouldn’t know because he’s 10 and the last 10 years of Mariah Carey have been coasting…

And Mariah Carey is posting weird hot tub in a party dress videos…to divert attention from the fact that all these people Lip Sync, but most are less drunk or medicated and don’t do as shitty of a job…

But Mariah Carey, the narcissist, medicated, weirdo mess – won’t take accountability, or admit failure, she will just post pics like this weirdness to stroke her ego more than it has already been stroked…becasue she’s a crazy person – who had some kind of breakdown at least once – because that’s what happens when you’re a crazy person with an ego, too much money, surrounded by coddlers who feed that ego….you can do no wrong…even when you do wrong..because you’ve won…

I am not sure what’s going on in this instagram pic…but it’s amazing…so many layers of nuts…

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2016

23

Dec

Mariah Carey Tits Does Here Comes Santa Claus of the Day

Mariah Carey released a new Christmas video – because I haven’t heard her song at least 14 times today, and not because I listen to Mariah Carey on repeat, I was out in stores and wandering around, going bar to bar, exposed to that song that has probably made her 100s of millions of dollars…so it would make sense she’d release another Christmas song…cash the fuck in….pull them tits she loves showing off out…and be a slutty Santa while her baby daddy – Nick Cannon is hospitalized dying of LUPUS…good mom…

I didn’t watch the video, she’s old, but still pulls the tits out….and sings songs pandering to all you basic idiots…and I think it’s on the same level as Courtney Stodden in terms of shamelessnes…eagerness…and robot tits this is….

But in similar vibe – here’s Courtney Stodden’s Christmas Song video..

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2016

22

Dec

Mariah Carey Weird Christmas Tree Erotica of the Day

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Mariah Carey entertains me – not because I follow anything her crazy ass does – not because I listen to her music – not because she’s a Christmas icon because one of her songs is played on repeat the entire holiday season – not becasue she’s got a voice of an angel – or because I’m a fan who has watched her career go from fucking the CEO of her record label – to losing her mind – marrying and getting knocked up by one of her groupies who probably made her feel good about herself but because she still exploits her tits shamelessly for attention…

Posing by her Aspen house and the insane over the top rich person tree she probably didn’t decorate but dictated like a cunty slave driver you assume she is….but don’t watch her reality show to figure out….with her TITS OUT…

It’s brilliant. Not a Christmas miracle…nothing exciting really…but any girl pulling her tits out for the sake of pulling her tits out – is what Christmas is all about.

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2016

05

Dec

Mariah Carey’s Christmas Erotica of the Day

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Mariah Carey really fucking loves her tits….I guess she loves herself…and her tits are part of herself…or maybe her tits are the only thing she feels confident or happy about…who knows…I just know that her “docu series” which is code for reality show – but no one wants to admit they are famewhores trying to get a lot of attention from – was on TV last night and my neighbor made me watch it…it was a solid minute and a half before we both turned that shit off…cuz tits…old tits….mom tits…annoying self involved rich and tacky tits.. will never be good enough or that good to make me watch the tits speak and live…in a staged bullshit way..

But I will watch them sing Christmas Songs…tis the fucking season…

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2016

30

Nov

MAriah Carey’s Bikini Weirdness in Hawaii of the Day

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Mariah Carey is ridiculous…if you remember her from an era where she was a sugar baby with a voice of an angel – conveniently married to the head of her record label – who was probably 40 years older than her…..you’ll remember she made all this money, was stupid famous and ended up having a mental breakdown, because that’s what these spoiled brats who get buried in success do….then Nick Cannon moved in, knocked up his childhood crush, made babies with her…and she resurfaced in weirdness over and over…..

You know as Mariah Carey a “diva” who was just so over the top, and tacky, who a few months ago had the same woman who had matching Yachts with her last Fiance a Fiance she’s suing for millions because he used her name for business deals or some nonsense cash grab….and now she’s just off the fucking rails with some prop dude that struggles to lift her as she milks him for the paparazzi – obviously intended to piss off her billionaire, generate buzz, and it’s all on the Courtney Stodden level of fame whoring…

This is Mariah Carey, a huge rich starlet…lock yourself in your mansions, this breakdown – although funny and pathetic is just unnecessary…

Fucking rich people…just don’t get it in their shameless, vapid and materialistic attention seeking life…

Weird….but the gay dude’s pretty fucking happy about the whole thing…too bad for menopause getting int he way of K-Fedding her…right..

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THERE are nipples..

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2016

07

Nov

Mariah Carey Brings Her Tits Back Out of the Day

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Mariah Carey is most recently in the news for breaking up with her billionaire boyfriend she pretended she was going to marry – in what I assume was a bullshit publicity stunt relationship but that I don’t really care to look into the storyline on…because it’s Mariah Carey, the serial gold digger, despite being rich as fuck and encrusted in diamond and gold, because that was her big marketing hook over the years while pretending to be what they called an “diva”….as she sang like an angel…

I don’t think I ever thought she was hot, busty sure, but tits can only go so far, we stare at them, distract ourselves with them, even jerk off to them…or stare at them when we are fucking something disgusting that we don’t want to look at in the face…because their face is some mangled mess…and apparently…she’s still milking those tits to get noticed, as anyone with tits should do…

I prefer her when she was out of her mind crazy, during the bi-polar years before the medication and kids….but when you look at her you know that something’s still off…and unfortunately that thing isn’t her top….it’s just half off…cleavage…..

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2016

27

Sep

Mariah Carey Dancing to Her Own Song in a Sheer Dress of the Day

Mariah Carey is in Mykonos, living on her yacht with her very rich fiance who is on a yacht of his own – in what you’d call modern billionaire living…so progressive.

I guess there’s some kind of tax evading “I live on a yacht in international waters” going on here…but what the fuck do I know about any of that…I just fund seeing the weathered, old, tired, crazy mom all chubby and dancing in a sheer dress to her own music on some level of narcissism that I’d expect from her…but that creeps me the fuck out…and that is why I had no choice but to post it…it’s legendary weirdness…

That said, I am more interested in Miss Colombia 2016 on her Mykonos Trip….

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2016

16

Sep

Mariah Carey Big Tits of the Day

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Mariah Carey brought her billionaire fucking crazy person tits out in public…while in Europe because I guess that’s her new hobby, she seems to be exposing as much cleavage as she can – any chance she gets – because she’s got tits, she’s a shameless self promoting narcissist, who has huge tits which are her only real sex appeal, titty lovers don’t care about much more than the tits, and she’s got an ego from being sucked up to all these years, as well as that pile of money, making her probably the worst …but those tits..clearly divert from that…and I guess anyone dating Mariah Carey is doing it for the jokes of “guess who my wife is, you’ll never guess, have you ever heard that song from the 1990s, yeah well remember Mariah Carey the huge fucking star, yeah her”…

I guess the real backstory is she’s trying to promote her TV show like she’s a Kardashian…because she’s got the same morals and values and eye on the dollar signs as them…

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2016

14

Sep

Mariah Carey Erotica vs Christina Milian of the Day

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Mariah Carey is interesting…but not really, she’s actually a fucking terror diva, who thinks she’s a big deal because everyone tells her she’s a big deal. It’s the big problem with celebrity…they never get a reality check they need because they have people constantly coddling them and protecting them…

She now she’s old, but she’s got access to a cell phone and is posting some weird erotic lingerie pictures…like she’s looking for attention, or feeling insecure, or feeling amazing and sexy because her billionaire husband isn’t fucking her…right…freshly cummed on or in or all over herself…with memories of the CEO of her record label’s dick, or maybe her big black baby daddy dick…

Who knows…but it happened…and it’s entertaining enough for me to stare at..because you give a dancing monkey a phone and magic happens…

Christina Milian is on the same hustle…

Because this is what happens when girls get cell phones and an audience….they get off on dudes getting off to her…

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2016

09

Sep

Mariah Carey Takes a Bath of the Day

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Mariah Carey took some subtle bathtub pictures because subtlety is what she’s all about…you she’s not a bi-polar lunatic celebrity who has made too much fucking money in her career thanks to dating the old man exec at Sony when she was first starting out, you know the kind of woman who hangs out on yachts probably has a staff of people who feed her and carry her from room to room – because she can…a woman who sings with a diamond studded microphone…all tacky and princess-like…who is now engaged to some billionaire….further securing her princess life…all while starting out as a girl you’d expect to see working the strip club, or living in some trailer park with a tiara on…only unlike those “delusional divas”…or as I like to call them the DDs….this on’e got the money to support her really silly tastes…

She always reminded me of a girl who acts like white trash who won the lottery would act….and now she’s naked for social media…as a 40 year old mom…because that’s how you get noticed…in a world where we get to see first hand how badly these characters like to get noticed….before social media, only people in their immediate circle saw this side of them…now we all get to join in and stare….at them big tits….

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