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2022

03

Jun

Marlijn Hoek Tits for Fashion of the Day

I don’t know who this model is, her name is and she’s got her tits out.

She’s not all that popular on the whole social media feed with only 30k followers, but she’s got her tits out, so you know sh’s trying her best to change that, which is the amazing thing about women, you know if they pull their tits out they get what they want, but they all try so hard to not resort to pulling their tits out. CRAZY.

I had a friend who once told me he had a videogame idea where you’re a sex offender, but the game play wasn’t TO sex OFFEND, it was to NOT sex offend, meaning, the inclination of the character was to sex offend, but you were rewarded when you didn’t do it….which is a pretty insane but genius concept that I’ve carried with me all these years….

I figure it’s the same shit for a woman, knowing she has tits, seeing other tits prosper, but not wanting to resort or reduce herself to tits.

It’s likely a daily struggle, even CEO type women are like “It’d be a lot easier to just get what I want with my tits, why do I even try”.

I have no idea what this shoot is for, but it’s a titty, exposed and that’s enough of a win for me.


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2015

19

Jun

Marlijn Hoek by Umit Savaci of the Day

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Marlijn Hoek is a barely known model…who may be known now that she’s done some Victoria’s Secret swim campaigns….but who we can assume is another one of these ethnic girls coming to America to steal american model jobs, because American models are all plus sized and still haven’t taken over the bikini market, even though every girl who shops at Victoria’s Secret is probably fat…possibly from a middle class suburban existence…while the hot skinny girls have taste…that’s why they don’t eat their feelings…and take care of themselves..

That said, Marlijn Hoek, is pretty fucking perfect, and this shoot with photographter UMIT…it’s the kind of beach pictures I like to see…not boring at all…even if they’re boring…because of her tits…that even when they are boring are magical….

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2013

18

Jun

Marlijn Hoek for Madame Figaro of the Day

Marlijn Hoek is just some ethnic babe who I want to have sex with…you know a model making moves…half naked for fashion…who I’ve never heard of, but have now, and will look out for, on her quest to be as important as all the girls who work for Victoria’s Secret…you know the real benchmark of what a fashion model is meant to be…to every dude in the world…and not necessarily to every fashion company or magazine who prefers the less busty girls to be topless and model clothes…all of which are better than anything you fuck…and getting paid to be look good, meaning she’s already won at life…

Here she is for Madame Figaro…

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2012

04

Dec

Victoria’s Secret Swimwear of the Day

Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Infomercial to get you in the Holiday spirit is airing on TV today or tomorrow…so what better way to celebrate something we’ve all seen the pics of when it happened….than to look at catalog shots of some of their models in boring bikinis…with hard nipple, vagina definition all edited out…without any thong bottom or brazilian sleazy…a real fuckin mess…and I’m not talking about my underwear after masturbating to this…I am talking about the fact that I waste my time posting this shit….


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