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2020

28

May

Flasher With the Mask On of the Day

I know that masks are stupidly a point of contention for people. It’s some political thing now, where if you are a masker you are a pussy liberal fag and if you are an anti-maxer you’re all dude and for the freedoms of America…when really it’s just a fucking face convering that makes you anonymous so you can do things like rob banks like a bandit or jerk off in public places like a pervert with less risk of being identified on security camera….

I know that no one I see wear masks, even though we are all wearing masks everyday of our lives, giving the illusion that we are something we aren’t…especially you BOTOX face injection women….so why not wear a fucking mask….to cover up your old haggard face no one wants to see, or your mangled face injected face no one wants to see….because makes make ugly bitches hotter.

This girl is not anti-mask, as she does her flashing in public and I think we should all follow her lead and put our favorite mask on…or at least pull your titties out and post that shit to the internet.

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2009

20

Feb

Rose McGowan Wearing a Mask and Talking Politics of the Day

I don’t know why Rose McGowan is wearing some weird costume, but I guess after you’ve been engaged to Marilyn Manson, everyday becomes Halloween. It’s probably safe to guess that they were at some kind of event and heading home and when the paparazzi pulled her to the side to ask her something cheap, brainless and ridiculous for TMZ, she steps it up and rips into the state of California. Now I don’t normally like talking to girls who are smart or well spoken, I kinda like my woman retarded and goldfish like, except for that time I got hard for a doctor when getting an STD test back when they used the Q-Tip down the tip, but luckily my dick’s so small she had no idea because they don’t teach about that in med school. Thank god because it saved me a whole lot of embarrassment.

On a side note, I’ve been working on making lifestyle changes to give me a penis worth talking about, so despite all the reports about lap tops being bad for your cock if you actually use them on your lap, I’ve been spending a solid 4 years, 10 hours a day doing it, not because I like living dangerously, but because I hope some HULK shit happens where one day my cock mutates and rips through my pants and runs out the door fighting crime and by fighting crime I mean getting blow jobs.

Posted in:Mask|Politics|Rose McGowan