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2012

16

Mar

Meghan McCain Did Playboy Badly of the Day

Where are the pussy pics? I know she’s fat…but that doesn’t matter. If a bitch does Playboy I wanna see pussy pics. Fat or not…Even if the bitch is some chatty cunt who thinks she is hot and important cuz of her dad…who blocked me on twitter for making fun of her years ago….in what was probably the highlight of her life…that she didn’t realize was the highlight of her life…cuz she’s so self involved and thinks she’s important….fucking rich girl, heir to the Busch corporation, spoiled to the tits….thinking the world is like her mommy and daddy and that they actually care about her bullshit….like she was all of our little princess.

Which brings me back to my where’s the fucking pussy pics….

Here are some notable quotes…that aren’t pussy pics….cuz apparently she likes running her mouth and not showing pussy in pics.

PLAYBOY: Say a little more about the hanging-out-in-bed-with-girlfriends part.

MCCAIN: Watch it, mister. My friends from home came over to support me, and we got in my parents’ big bed. They have this huge California king and we just stayed up eating ice cream. I’m not a lesbian, if that’s what you’re asking. I’d be the first person to tell the world I was gay. I’m not private about anything. I think you should live how you should live. But I’m strictly dickly. I can’t help it. I love sex and I love men.

Who cares…..pussy pics….or it didn’t happen.


SPEAKING OF PLAYBOY – I WAS FEATURED AS ONE OF THEIR CELEB BRACKETS – WITH AS MUCH PUSSY LIP AS MEGHAN MCCAIN’S PLAYBOY HUSTLE –
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2009

15

Oct

Meghan McCain Uses Twitter Like She Was TIla Tequila of the Day

Meghan McCain used the internet the way it is meant to be used and that’s by taking “sexy” pics of your dyke self posing with your shitty book nobody cares about, in hopes that every media outlet picks up the story and draws interest to your book because riding your dad’s name and your mom’s beer money hasn’t worked enough for your liking….it’s a typical cry for attention that you see bottom feeders like Tila Tequila and Aubry O’Day hustle, it’s the basis of Paris Hilton’s career, and the whole thing is pretty fuckin’ obvious, ideally, I’d like to see her fisting her fat dyke pussy, but I guess that’s too much to ask, she’s got an image to maintain.

On the positive side of things, she has threatened to stop using twitter, but we all know if you really want to stop using twitter, you just stop using it, and you don’t threaten to stop using it, like a suicidal person calling a suicide hotline, who never actually wanted to kill himself, but wanted to talk to someone since all his friends dropped his whining ass.

Point of the story is that even with the tits, twitter fucking sucks and there’s no fucking point to it and all of us are just making some clowns with a relatively useless idea rich before everyone realizes that the website fucking sucks and there’s no point to using it.

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