Her name is Mia Michaels. She’s some emmy award winner for being the Choreographer on So You THink You Can Dance. She’s on the beach and I think it’s safe to say she needs a little less choreography and a lot more dancing in her life…cuz this bitch is huge. So huge it is almost offensive she call herself a dancer, unless her form of dance is being the bouncy castle little kids play on in the backyard at birthday parties, or the freak entertainment at the stripclub on BBW night, where their skin dances in ways skinny chicks can’t relate to….and that’s all I have to say about that…

Posted in:Mia Michaels