Micaela Schafer is a German, and I assume this is what Hitler had in mind for his people 80 years ago when he was drafting up his Master Plan…

You know, a woman who tattoos hearts onto her nipples, and is naked all the fucking time for attention, because every country needs their own Phoebe Price…a woman who you don’t really know why she’s at these events or in the paparazzi, but at these events and in the paparazzi!

I would say it’s magical, but it’s not, I am not into this look, it’s dated and unnecessary. We have instagram for the next Generation…but it’s still a naked chick with bolt on tits in her 40s and that should be what every 40 year old should be doing…at least when grocery shopping when I am grocery shopping…it would make grocery shopping interesting.

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Micaela Schafer is a fame whore from Germany, not unlike Hitler, who was also a fame whore from Germany, only Hitler’s Gimmick to get famous was fascist and to kill all the Jews, and really anyone who wasn’t Heidi Klum, while Micaela Schafer’s gimmick is just to kill any dignity she might have had if she remained a useless stripper or call girl no one knew existed, instead of being the red carpet novelty act showing her tits…..

Tits that have been been altered beyond the standard bolt on implants the girl, if you can call her a girl, she’s terrifying….a monster really…with some nipples modified to look like hearts….weird. Really weird…I am uncomfortable with that decision….

Throwback Micaela Schäfer Pussy Spreading

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Micaela Schäfer is some German haggard 30 something, probably 40 something, low level Glamour Model who figured out a very simple tactic that fame whores in America and I guess the UK have always been aware of – and that’s getting naked at public events where the paparazzi are – because if you do something outrageous and are important enough to be at said event – where the paparazzi are taking pics – you’re important enough to get pushed out to the media for your stunt and the media is bored, likes sensationalized attention seeking nude stunts and end up talking about the character – and if that character does it over and over again – she eventually ends up existing.

So haggard Micaela Schäfer exists and she knows her tits are so critical to her job that she tattooed her nipples into hearts, as if her bolt ons are some kind of fashion accessory / business tool…because they are…

Well – she posted some topless pics to god knows where, it doesn’t excite me and I doubt it excites you, I just find it weird that a person wants this invisible attention so bad…some shit went wrong…

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The EURO is happening, that’s a soccer event that European closet case homosexual fucking love, they watch, they scream like girls, they get hard ons when they score and they cuddle, hug and embrace when they win…and when they lose…

I have been around people during the Euro, I think it happens every 4 years, one year I worked with a bunch of Bros who were also Ginos / or Guidos as they were called in an era before the interent, when they wore tight pants, skimpy shorts, leather shoes and though demin was for commoners..and being surrounded by these greasy fucks during the Euro was up there with the worst time in my fucking life…

The best thing about the EUro is that these people accidentally kill each other in their riots and brawls, it’s also the only thing interesting about soccer…because the sport itself, beyond something your 10 year old does…is so boring…stupid and the passion hilarious…

So Micaela Schäfer – is a silly German whore, who pretends she’s a personality, who attends all events like a circus freak or clown, where she gets topless for the media, because it gets her published, and it all started when she was 30 and realized it was over for her…and her hard face, or the fact her nipples have been tattoted into a heart…as she stages shit like this – kind of proves her struggle…or at least that people can be satisfied and motivated by really low level showing clown tits for the press kind of press…

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Micaela Schafer is a fame whore from Germany, not unlike Hitler, who was also a fame whore from Germany, only Hitler’s Gimmick to get famous was fascist and to kill all the Jews, and really anyone who wasn’t white, while Micaela Schafer’s gimmick is just to kill any dignity she might have had if she remained a useless stripper or call girl no one knew existed, instead of being the red carpet novelty act showing her tits..

Well, her career has really taken off, and is now putting out calendars, and doing shoots like this with her friend, like a solid Playboy chick in the 90s, which is way out of style here, but Germans still love David Hasselhoff and take him seriously, that’s all I have to say about that.

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