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Archive for the Michelle Keegan Category

2013

05

Apr

Michelle Keegan Instagram Tit Scandal of the Day

Michelle Keegan is some attention seeking soap opera star from the UK with great tits, who decided to drop out of acting on her soap opera, to become a Glamour Model, in some backwards logic that can only be explained by Daddy issues.

Well apparently, she posted this titty pic on instagram for 6 seconds, deleted it when she realized the mistake, after her pervert fans saved the shit on their computers, only to deny it was her, and post a pic of her in the bath, pretty much saying it’s totally fucking her, the pic she probably meant to post….

Obviously, she sexted someone her tits, accidentally posted it on instagram cuz technology is hard to us and I think shit will work out in her favor, cuz this kind of scandal, staged or not, accidental or not, makes her far more relevant to me and probably to you.

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2013

02

Apr

Michelle Keegan Cumshot for Social Media of the Day

Michelle Keegan is some UK soap star who you probably don’t care about, but I am not entirely a fan of, but into her hustle, cuz she’s been promoting herself pretty aggressively, posing half naked with her big titties….so I don’t follow her on twitter, or care about her happenings, but I have POSTED her A FEW TIMES BEFORE ….but today, that may all change, I may make the move and follow her on Twitter, because she posts shit like this pic, of her with what looks enough like cum on her face, for her fans to jerk off to, even if it isn’t cum.

Now, I didn’t go so far as to look into what this mystery substance is, I don’t like your fantasy being ruined by reality, and I don’t really care, but it is safe to say that whatever it is, her posting this pic, makes her a contender in girls with big tits, you can now pretend take loads to her face, and girls with big tits, who are kinda awesome.

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2013

06

Feb

Michelle Keegan for FHM of the Day

I like Michelle Keegan ….even though I only heard of her recently…since I am not from the UK and even if I was…I wouldn’t watch Coronation Street because Coronation street is a horrible, anxiety creating show for the working class, that will make anyone, even in the working class want to kill themselves as to not be part of that world….a gig that usually lasts an toothless Brit’s career….but not in Michelle’s case…she’s dropped out of the trap that is the worst show ever…to become big tits in LAD MAGS….budding for her own show…while showing tits in the process…

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2013

17

Jan

Michelle Keegan’s Gold Bikini for Some Magazine of the Day


Michelle Keegan has big tits and a not so big body….fucking with my mind and all I have known about big tits in my life….because they are supposed to come with a fat ass or shitty legs…or a gunt..unless they are fake…and I guess the only explanation is hormones in the food….it may lead to diabetes and birth defects…and weird as fuck cancers but shit is worth it for the tits….good job food scientist fucking with nature….good job.

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2013

16

Jan

Michelle Keegan’s Great Big Tits in a White Bikini of the Day

Michelle Keegan is some young Soap Star from the worst show I was ever forced to watch in the 80s called Cornation Street about some working class ghetto ass nicotine stained neighborhood in the UK…..where I guess she played the 25 year old stripper who escorts on the side…because tits like this need to be put on fucking blast in a big fucking way….and that’s why I want to give her a pat on the back…or on the bum like we were a pro baseball team….only with more penetration…because she’s out there…in a bikini…showing us just how valuable the hormones in the food some sick chemist implemented in the 70s to produce women with tits like this….and I know this pervert and amazing government program is legit…cuz I don’t know any girls under 25 who don’t have a c-cup….

It’s also nice to see her in a white bikini…you know cuz white bikinis get slippery….when wet….and dripping off my fucking face after finding them on the floor of her hotel room I would totally have taken if I was a maintenance man hired to unclog but my life isn’t that significant…luckily we can all have dreams…


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2012

27

Dec

Michelle Keegan’s in a Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

Michelle Keegan is on Cornation Street, likely one of the longest running, pile of shit tv shows to come out of the UK, and that people who live in Canada were forced to watch, when they didn’t have cable, because our only free channel played the horrible show….that was shot like a fucking porn…that was about the working class chimney sweeper in the UK….that was pretty fucking ghetto…with old, chain smoking, toothless stars with thick accents, but I guess they’ve rebranded with this hot enough pussy, you know since she is from the UK and the UK isn’t really known for making babes….and here she is modeling bikinis.

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2012

02

Jan

Michelle Keegan’s British Bikini Pics of the Day

Here’s some busty UK bitch from Cornation Street, a show that I know is disgusting as fuck because I am in Canada and we were forced to watch it as teenagers to keep our or legacy to the queen alive or some shit…and even as a practically homeless, always poor, motherfuckere, their working class, nicotine stained, soot stained kitches offeded me…it was like Roseanne with worse production value and it was at that point that I decided the UK was filled with gross teeth and gross women…but it looks like Cornation Street has stepped it up cuz thie Michelle Keegan is worth a fuck, not that the other emphasyma looking older cast weren’t, see I have no standards, but this one would be more pleasurable to fuck….at least I assume….based on her tits alone.

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