What can’t Miley Do….

Miley Cyrus is Making Fun of Us…as she does the Urkel on stage for her fans that probably paid too much for a ticket…because she can do whatever the fuck she wants…the idiots will cheer her on…and she just keeps on going deeper and deeper with this circus clown car shit you know she’ll be thinking about in 10 years when no one cares and she’s got the hairdryer in her hand while taking a bath…ready to end it all…but for some reason I love it..

You see despite being corporate, and making huge money for a lot of evil people, I feel like it’s a fuck you on everyone’s part to the masses, or at least by the creative director…while being the total opposite of anything punk rock…who made this puppet humiliate herself and I just can’t imagine execs being behind this,but just shaking their head at its ridiculousness as they count their money…

And the nice thing is that she’s roped her sister into all this…

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Miley Cyrus posted some pictures of her and her sister on instagram and it looks like the big sister, who has paved the way for the little sister to be just as fucking weird in efforts to outshine and break free from the shadow cast…has taken her own as a personal pet project to dress ridiculous, exploit and humiliate under the guise that she is either being awesome, or amazing, or cool, when all she’s really doing is wearing spandex for the pedophiles who are into following Miley’s every move because they like Miley’s fans….

I just see girls having fun and being playful, and I’m all for a rebellious, younger Miley, who likely has less of an abrasive hick accent, to next level things for the Cyrus family…

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Miley Cyrus is pretty funny on instagram. Most of the time I feel like she’s mocking us. I mean counting her money as she acts all silly. Like she tells her friends “watch this, I’ll post a pic of me spitting up food and I’ll get 1.5 million likes, this minions are fucking retards”…or maybe she’s the retard…who acts like a retard and everyone points and laughs…which brings on a philosophical issue, is Miley the retard or are we the retards for making miley…since miley gets rich as fuck doing this…and we just get awkward boners until we hear her abrasive as fuck voice…

I’m gonna go with we’re the retards.

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A day is not a day without Miley Cyrus doing a silly dance in short shorts with her tween sister who you know is probably more fucked up than Miley, while growing up in Miley’s shadow, and learning all the awful personality traits of a spoiled girl who provided the income for the family…you know showing the young one the moves needed when she turns to a life of porn, or wherever else sisters of successful girls who no one care about go to fill their void…

Fun!

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Miley Cyrus is kind of interesting. I know you’re probably laughing at that statement because she’s anything but interesting. You know just identity crisis making lots of money for herself and lots of people….but I see her as more of a lab rat in an aquarium science experiment of what happens when you exploit your children to Disney and force them to be alienated from society, exposed only to industry people and the internet throughout her formative years…unable to leave the house for an ice cream or to play in the park… totally alone with no one who really understands her or her situation….only to break through with some weirdo exhibitonist clown act, where she jacks her outfit up her vag night after night, and in her downtime gets high and produces creepy, weird, unstable videos you’d think she’d keep to herself…because they are neither flattering, awesome, or good for anything or anyone…yet she posts them and the whole thing is as messy as what I imagine is going on in her head…and the only thing you can blame is her stripper groupie mom and one hit wonder dad for taking her inbred ass out of the countryside and throwing her into this life….

I mean this is text book behavior for another overdose…and premature inbred heart disease death…

And I guess the real question in all this insanity is how dead would Miley need to be to be too dead to have sex with? Keep in mind you can weekend at Bernie’s her and take her to Hot Yoga or a Day spa to loosen her up….you sick fuck…

Either way, she’s just getting fucked up and having fun and there’s no harm in that, it’s just weird to watch….real fucking weird…

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Miley Cyrus jacking her unitard, leotard, whatever the fuck this article of clothing that touches her tits, asshole and pussy, that she’s shoving inside her on stage and sharing with her fans, and followers…is the kind of preaching I like…I mean there is so much a girl could do with a huge audience, that could be thought provoking, positive, or inspiring….I mean she has the power to meld the minds of all these idiots into doing good. She could tell the world to do one nice thing, or to donate a dollar to some cause….but instead she’s like “i’ll just give myself a cameltoe”….like a real fucking dancing monkey…and the funny thing in all this is that I love every second of it…

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I don’t know if the above video is actually Miley playing with her tit to fuck with Instagram like she was Rihanna..But I think it might be..because she’s attention seeker, she likes exposing herself like it was the casting couch at Disney and she was 8, it’s part of her thing…or who she is, or being exploited by her parents and taught that you have no privacy, and I guess none of us really do, so you might as well be making 100 million dollars exposing yourself…

I know that no one really cares or gets shocked by anymore, because they are too annoyed of Miley and her fucking voice…and because it could be a lemon…and some optical illusion…

I know this would be better news if it was a sex tape, or insertion or even a squirt video…I mean considering it’s Miley, it’d be better if it was a memorial video after her drug overdose, because people like to hate her…but I think still think she’s clever enough to want to bang…

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Here’s a little Miley Cyrus showing you the number one lesson she learned from the Execs at Disney when she was working for Disney, selling her soul for the career she has.

You know, teaching her tween fans the right approach to a penis if your goal it to get ahead in life and to be like her…all while on stage in front of 20,000 people.

Not quite a scandal, still pretty hot in a gutter porn slut way without the actual porn, that I would rather be porn…because porn is more fun than simulated porn, even if less lucrative. She’s all “crazy” having drug overdoses and sucking fake dick on stage..it’s just funny that she’s corporate sponsored…

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These pics were taken of the new generation it-girls Miley Cyrus, who we all know and hate…and Pixie Lott who I’ve never heard of, but who wears a shirt I can respect…because it cages in her wild tits nicely…

They are outside a club that I assume they are all doing Molly with, leading the Miley having another drug overdose that kills her, since all these jealous bitches are trying to shut her up, not so much because they are jealous of her Disney success, but because that voice of hers is fucking terrible…

That said, looking at these outfits, reminds me that I am old as fuck, because shit looks like a circus, or a bad rave, or halloween, up on some clown shit.. and I’ll never really accept the hipster party kids I used to do drugs with style, being mainstream…it just confuses me…it’s like I remember kids dressing like this to make a statement, and all the normals would stare…but now the normals are doing it, leaving the hipsters crying for attention forced to dress conservative, otherwise they just look like Miley…and that’s fucking lame…I mean if hipsters even exist anymore, I like to think they died when it went mainstream.

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Miley Cyrus is back on track, recovering from the recreational drug use overdose, posting weird dance videos on instagram that include a nipple flash, because she’s not a Disney Princess anymore, she’s urban and hip and that whole new generation that don’t think showing nipple is bad, because it isn’t bad…

Maybe she’s just seeing if she’s as relevant as Rihanna, you know to get Instagram to delete her, only to get them to re-instate her because they aren’t idiots….

Maybe I’ve read into this too much…yes…I’ve read into this too much.

Here’s a close up of her pubic hair:

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