Miley Cyrus may be an attention seeking, fabricated pile of bullshit, just trying to find some legitimacy in her spoiled brat, sheltered life…and she’s doing that by getting half naked…and more importantly she may look like Justin Bieber…

But I can always fuck with some pics of her body painted, even if you can’t see her spread asshole, and even if body painting is the cheesiest fucking thing you can do to a girl you want to see naked…but who doesn’t want to just be naked…because naked is frowned upon and gets your videos flagged, while body paint, that she’s almost like clothes…who cares…here are the pics…that are old as fuck and that I shouldn’t be wasting my time on…when I can just look at her nipples, that aren’t that great, from all her other cries for attention…

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Miley Cyrus is doing some MTV bullshit, and this is the promotional pic they are using for the shit, that we can assume is designed to be shocking and weird, since that’s been Miley’s marketing hook, keep things as trashy and naked and scandalous as possible and people will notice you…but in a cry wolf situation, you need to constantly step it up so people even notice…cuz even pics of her nipples don’t get noticed…and that’s why they are making her look ridiculous…

But I like to think, they are doing a biography on her, and this is Miley’s ancestors before the fame, you know some backwoods inbred shit from the mountains where her country trash dad crawled out of…and that makes it kinda hot….because inbred chicks with rotten teeth are easy…if you are their brother.

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Everyone is probably over the “scandal” or controversy that came with Miley Cyrus while you came to her jacked up in her vagina leotard…and/or nipples…including Miley, who is just posting very wholesome pics of her enjoying a popsicle as young girls do…and there’s nothing suggestive or provocative implied with the way she wraps her lips around that chocolate looking phallus…nothing at all…

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Miley Cyrus got new lips…at least I assume that is what is going on here, especially since it is a generation of girls filling their lips with chemicals to make them look more full and luxurious, because I guess it is not just for strippers and pornstars anymore…

I prefer when the lips she’s showing off are the ones jacked up with a leotard…not the ones jacked up on her face…

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I guess this is Miley’s answer to the Foo Fighters performing in a pizza restaurant. You know connect with her audience on a personal – normal – NYC Subway level…that or she’s making commentary on Jesus freaks that it’s ok to do things her way….either way…I love what she’s done with her hair…and it looks like her body is a bit more feminine….but that could just be the heels…or her choice in panties…

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Today…an outtake of Miley Cyrus in a YOU Magazine photoshoot where she’s doing the typical Miley Cyrus hustle…in jacked up underwear posing like an edgy little hipster…featuring her nipple hit the internet…and no one cared…

Reminding us all that we are desensitized fucks, if this was 10 years ago, and this was Britney or Lohan or one of the other cunts who was famous back then, the world would fucking top in its tracks…but the only thing that would make us notice Miley is if she released an actual Masturbation video, not one of her simulating masturbation for a music video cuz it was high impact for the price…

Either way, I’m a fan of her, even if everything about her is a bullshit lie…even her nipple slips. Staged a few years too fucking late to be scandalous…but still her nipples…we’ve all seen before…and didn’t care about before…and won’t care about now, but at least we can look at them if we are bored. MORE HERE

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Miley Cyrus decided to show the world that she’s a vapid self-obsessed little cunt, in a video I don’t really understand, but figure is her high with a friend who is making fun of her for watching her own video for 4 hours, and the fact that I even pulled that much information out of this bullshit, angers me, because sitting here trying to analyze an instagram video of Miley Cyrus, as if it was some masterful theatrical piece of history, is just plane ridiculous….but not as ridiculous as the fact that she’s not touching herself like this was one of her music videos…cuz that is the Miley I like to anal-yze…in my mind…

The fact she’s a self involved little cunt is really expected…she’s in an industry where people suck her dick all day and feed her ego because she makes them money or they are paid to do so…while the rest of the world celebrates her…if she wasn’t self involved and if she didn’t think she was awesome, she could never get on stage and have the audacity to perform like she matters or deserves to…

All this to say, she needs to step up her instagram video game…

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For the girl being packaged as the most edgy bitch to hit the music scene of the year, even if her edginess is a fucking scam, Miley Cyrus, totally fell out of her new character when she posted her Happy New Year pic on Instagram, there were no midgets, there were no pussy hugging leotards, there were no tongues being stuck out, or brainlessness…and I think it’s a friendly reminder to all of us, that the scam will continue in 2014, and I am fucking happy for that…because we all lead boring lives, let’s let some vapid LA rich kid with a record deal who already won the lottery to give us something to talk about because our lives are that fucking pathetic…but more importantly cuz I find everything she’s doing really entertaining…and even erotic.

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