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2013

02

Dec

Miley Cyrus for LOVE Magazine of the Day

Miley Cyrus is fantastic…in all that she does, even if it is annoying to 90 percent of the population, they are just haters…and even if her sex appeal is really almost non existent as her flat skinny girl ass tries to twerk like it is hip hop and pretty much just fails…but we have to look at what is important and that is her legacy or influence and ability to trick these young girls into trying twerking for themselves…and that revolution is happening and it’s great to watch…especially in clubs…

I LOVE LOVE’s HOLIDAY Advent Calendar…Last year… THEY DID THIS WITH EVERY TOP MODEL AND IT WAS GENIUS

Miley isn’t quite as good by still funny to watch

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2013

26

Nov

Miley Cyrus Tweets a Twerk Event of the Day

A try hard LA rich kid has to learn authentic shit for rip off for her own personal gain somewhere…I mean it’s not like they teach twerking at Disneyland…or in Beverly Hills at her expensive dinners…hair salons…etc.

I am not against disconnected rich kids…I just prefer when they know they are disconnected rich kids…but exploring the dark world of twerk events is ok…Miley reminds me of a bar mitzvah DJs….just easy to digest pop music filled good time for everyone…of all ages

In more interesting news. Apparently….Chatroulette Still Exists…and some dude is doing the Miley on it…

If you don’t like any of that…here she is rapping in a New Will.I.AM video…

Here are some pics of her in COSMO

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2013

12

Nov

Miley Naked and Painted in Some Love Song of the Day

I didn’t watch this love video song…but I know I would not sing it to my dream girl who is recently single…she’s a model…and for some reason my pitch that every tall model needs a short fat guy to make her a 10…because this love song doesn’t rape my insides like a good song should…but rather is just commercial pop bullshit that’s overproduced and lacks all substance that anyone with taste would look for…but the commercial..mainstream…mall rats and suburbanites will love it….

I just like that Miley is body painted and doesn’t look like that cow Kate Upton…

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2013

11

Nov

Miley Cyrus Vagina Party at the EMAs of the Day

The EMAs, which I guess stand for European Music Awards, even though they would be more fun if they stood for Enormous Mom Anus, because moms with big anuses have a shitty end of the deal…cuz they also have Enormous Mom Vagina…none of this has anything to do with Miley but as far as I’m concerned it is just as relevant…

You see, a child star who was robbed of her youth, and who is trying to make the world think she’s hard because she smokes weed in Amsterdam, like every college kid on their Euro tour, and like every grandma on her European Cruise, only on TV, in more of a “Fuck you I’m a Rebel” kind of way…trying to get street cred she’ll never get cuz she’s Miley Fucking Cyrus…a pop tart who sold out before she got her fucking period…

So real gangster shit, would be smoking heroin up on stage…while shitting herself or on someone…in some G.G. Allin inspired real publicity stunt…

This Disney caliber “i smoke weed, I’m so hood” shit needs to be squashed with a fucking Hollywood Hills drive by….

Fuck this bitch…even though I’d like to fuck this bitch. Romantically like I was Kevin Federline investing in my retirement.

I’m not impressed, but I still like what I see, because it’s better than Disney stars staying Disney.

Here’s her ass that needs more squats, deadlifts and lunges…and if you can see past that you will also see she’s an outty not an inny…

Here are pics of her in a Pac and Biggy Dress that’s pretty revealing – cuz she’s gangsta CLICK HERE

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2013

31

Oct

Miley Cyrus’ Titty Clam Costume of the Day

People may want to hate Miley’s Lil Kim costume – because they just don’t see the high concept money making puppet that Miley Cyrus is…or because they don’t understand why she chose a titty pastie that was bigger than her entire titty…but they do seem to like making “twerk or treat” jokes…even though Miley doesn’t actually know how to twerk…I guess they just don’t understand how hip hop she is…but maybe her dressing up like the bitch who fucked BIGGY will make them all realize she’s legit..and not some Disney novelty act in the Hollywood Hills with too much money to be grounded or really know what’s up…

I don’t even think Miley was born when Kim was relevant, but none of that matters cuz I am too busy loving everything about this…a little too much…

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2013

30

Oct

Miley Cyrus Pumpkin Carving Porn of the Day

Miley Cyrus is a pumpkin artist, some may even call her a visionary or an idiot savant with no formal art training but who creates such masterpieces…on her canvas that is pumpkins…work, if you can even call it that, that involves a girl getting eaten out by another girl, fun and a dude fucking a girl from behind, topped up with 420 with a Marijuana leaf…that you’d expect to find on some dude’s pick-up truck in middle America cuz weed is so cool…

People are giving her attention, thinking she’s so wild and crazy and naughty, while I would just be driving through Hollywood looking for the house these are outside of, to try to perform the pumpkin acts on Miley, since I think she’s amazing.

I am not really one of those people who cares that her fan base is 12, and that this is too crazy for them to be exposed to, because this is the internet, and girls lose their virginity at 9 years old now…

We’re all fucking desensitized, broken, some of us are just better at monetizing it…and if anything all this does is make me sad that Festive Miley isn’t craving pumpkins in my bed, and by carving pumpkins I mean showing me to twerk…on my face…

Either way, I am a fan of her “My parent’s are getting divorced, I am some kind of money making puppet, I’m so broken and rebelling cuz I didn’t have a childhood” hustle…It’s porn to me…pumpkin porn….to me…I just hope she roasted the seeds.

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2013

27

Oct

Miley Cyrus SNL Nip Slip GIF of the Day

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2013

24

Oct

Miley and Her New Boyfriend Turnt Up of the Day

In the wise words of Miley Cyrus…

So it’s true. If you turn the lights off and look into a mirror and say #turndown4WHAT 3 times fast shit gets TURNT.

It is poetry from a retard who listen to too much LA hip hop radio…that confuses me because I am not a 15 year old medicated retard at the mall, but also because it’s set to this picture of her and her boyfriend…I mean is this a love letter…is this romance…if I was the bearded dude…I’d be loving every second of this ridiculousness…texting my homies being like “I’m fucking Miley Cyrus, Hilarious Right”…and we’d all laugh and laugh…because 3 times fast shit gets turnt.

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2013

23

Oct

Miley Cyrus Back of the Day

I am totally a fan of Miley and her Hip Pop hustle. I think it’s borderline clever, which is saying a lot for Miley, seeing as nothing she does is clever, she’s like a high school drop out with a good team of people telling her what moves to make, which I guess in and of itself is clever too, only those people have their hands in her pocket and are taking all they can from her…

I am also a fan of her taking twerking to the mainstream, because seeing white college kids twerking, is pretty fucking funny and often times hot, because they get all horny knowing they are being watched by perverts like me while trying to be sexy…

The funny thing in all of it, proven with this backless dress, is that Miley really has no ass, bitch needs some Brazilian Butt lifts, squats and maybe even some surf lessons…cuz this isn’t built for twerking, but luckily, it is built for fucking…but then again so is everything…

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2013

21

Oct

Miley Cyrus Selfie of the Day

A day is not a day worth living without a Miley Cyrus selfie for attention because I am totally buying into this Miley Cyrus pop hip hop movement and everything that comes with it because I don’t care that black girls have been twerking forever, or that Miley is doing nothing new or exciting, I just care that whatever it is she is doing, is actually happening because it’s great on all levels…including her selfies.

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