The problem with Miley Cyrus’ marketing of herself, or personal brand, or whatever the kids are calling their whoring on the internet that they monetize….but yeah…Miley reinvented herself as the wild and crazy nude hipster from TUMBLR with the bad tattoos, like the girls of her generation, so they’d think that she was one of them, going through the same things as them, and not the robot she probably is because Disney is really good at making animatronics…

In doing that she shot with people like Terry Richardson before the internet said “TERRY RICHARDSON IS BAD”….after years of being “TERRY RICHARDSON”….and no one giving a fuck..until the twitter feed spoke…but yeah, we’ve seen her cunt, possibly asshole, in nudes she put out there for free, for fun, for views, not for Only Fans money….but maybe she should get that OnlyFans money because I am far more interested in watching Miley Masturabte, the evolution from nude Miley to Nude Miley in action being filled…than these boring selfies…it’s like KEEP going with what you started because otherwise shit gets dull…we have been trained BY MILEY to expect MORE than just a crop top….we deserve better.

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Miley Cyrus is out here promoting bullshit, you know putting herself back in the conversation after years of being boring…because if you pave the way for all these naked on the internet idiots by creating some TUMBLR Girl persona when TUMBLR was a thing…you should keep it fucking going, at least until you’re too old and fat to pull it off…

Clearly, Miley Cyrus realized how boring she was when she was married and no one gave a shit about her because she didn’t have her tongue out and she wasn’t flashing her vagina to the world like a retard at the swimming pool….

I didn’t think the more laidback married Miley was that bad, she was far less annoying, I figured she did her cash grab and moved on with her life….you know polarizing the Disney career, by being edgy as fuck, only to bow out of that with her pile of money to be more country and thoughtful….

Clearly, being half naked popstar is more interesting to look at…and better for business, so she’s back…only it’s the divorcee in quarantine version, where her sexts to her fans that she gives out for free, unlike the bitches trying to charge you for them, involve her doing self care shit….instead of masturbating…but we can assume the thrill she gets from showing her panties…led to her masturbating…she’s rich, in her mansion, where all her shit is handled by staff, what the fuck else is there for her to do but masturbate….

So the the twerking maniac with her tongue out, is the older more refined panty flasher you see here today….and I like it….

Divorcees at any age try harder to be hot to offset the whole having been married thing and at least she didn’t do something idiotic with her marriage like have a kid, because that pussy definition would be less exciting when the pussy tongue’s visible…knowing it was likely collateral damage from birthing, where now it’s just the way she’s build or been banged out, both more acceptable than making babies…

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Miley’s Ass is looking good…despite her sober bullshit aspirational “don’t do drugs, do you” nonsense that doesn’t factor in that doing drugs is MORE fun than doing you, HENCE the doing drugs…you fucking losers..

I am not going to go into a SOBER person rant, because YOU all know how shitty SOBER people are with their judgemental commentary about how you shouldn’t drink so much, or their VEGAN approach to letting everyone know that they are SOBER…and making it about them like it’s an attention seeking thing they deserve…like we need to celebrate their 40 day sober coin they got in a CHURCH basement, like it’s an accomplishment…get the fuck out of here..

I like the kind of ex drunks who don’t drink and don’t talk about not drinking because when they did drink, they ruined their fucking lives and know they can’t continue that if they want to survive…because they aren’t fucking “ambassadors” trying to preach shit…they keep it to their damn self…

But when it comes to drinking, I can’t handle. a motherfucker who hasn’t been drunk at least 100 times in their life….and when you meet people who say shit like “I don’t drink because I like to be in Control”….especially dudes who say that…because girls saying that are just being responsible so they don’t get date raped by perverts when they are blacked out…you know it’s the kind of dude to AVOID…

SO fuck sober people and their mantras and catchphrases, rehabs and “programs”…you weak fucks..

That said, Miley’s in the best shorts, showing off her ass, and it’s looking good to me….but I am a fan of Miley and all she’s done with her Dinsey owned brain…it’s inspired so many nudes…so her doing the sleazy, wild, half naked thing for attention after being BORING as shit when she was married…is WELCOMED behavior…

KEEP on showing us that ass Miley, but try with a little MORE asshole!!

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I don’t think that Miley Cyrus is some creative genius who came up with the whole concept that is Miley Cyrus…

I just don’t believe her management or Disney would ever drop her when she turned 18 and Hannah Montana was done and they needed to rebrand her…

I do think it’s a rebrand….

But that doesn’t mean that the rebrand is bad, it just means that any celebrities you see is contrived because the people who profit off these celebs own the media you consume the celebrity content on…when they want them selling albums and earnings…the puppets start their puppet show…and Mileys is one of the best puppet shows to date..

She brought the TUMBLR nude to the mainstream in an era when that was racy and would really distinguish her from being a Disney kid, you know SEPARATE the two through nudes….

Her TUMBLR nudes are part of the reason all these girls get naked online all the time, she made it OK and that’s pretty great for the perverts and for whoever is puppet mastering and wanted people distracted taking nudes and watching porn like mindless consumers we finally are…

On top if it all, I think she’s good…she’s talented…she can sing…she can perform…which is more reason why Disney would never kill her off…TOO much money in this one and too much money can be made off this one…

So cheesy or not, a puppet run by a team…she’s got a tight body and she’s topless with the handbra…rocking the tiny tits we’re fans of…its a good way to end the week…while she preps for her Superbowl Performance she’s doing cuz this is marketing!

That said: Here she is showing her fit body….she looks good…she looks fit…

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Miley Cyrus may be some mainstream product designed to confuse and manipulate the masses, but she’s naked in the bath with a caption “for a good time call…”….like she’s a late nigh infomercial I used to jack off to….or like she’s scratched into the public truck stop bathroom…when really it’s just Disney manufactured shit…you know MAINSTREET at Disneyland is just an optical illusion…it’s an experience…augmented reality before computers…so anyone that comes out of their stable is going to be a fake media manipualter too.

Not that I give a fuck, Miley is actually talented, her music isn’t terrible, she’s good…and I don’t find her ugly, her lame hipster edgy tattoos are, but overall she’s hot enough and in being hot enough, and then nude enough over the years, she’s inspired and influenced other girls to get nude as fuck, and I am all for the spreading of that kind of messaging….

You know, they bitch about viral trends that influence the stock market, that influence the election, that influence covid measures, that influence anything…but they forget the good that comes from girls not only thinking getting naked is ok, but also thinking it is necessary….

So Miley’s influence has done good….it more than just selling bullshit records no one needs…it has got girls comfortable with getting naked…

“we get more likes, more follows, and Miley does it and still has celebrity and career, therefore there’s no negative impact of getting nude”….

NICE…..THAT SAID…

Here is her sister Noah, the early riser…..Never forget when she called out some black woman for being a nappy ass bitch and pretended she didn’t know it was racist because she’s a coddled idiot of social media who listens to too much rap music thanks to being white as fuck and what white people do…not realizing that her hip hop twang from RICH LA, is also racist…

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As it turns out, Miley is less interesting when she doesn’t have her tits or booty hole out on display being edgy enough to get noticed, to get that attention needed to sell product, after realizing being married and wholesome country was a fail, but the weird mouthed, tongue out, twerking sex fiend does, so make what you can when you can…it’s a matter of time before OnlyFans becomes part of her marketing mix….and you’ll all sign up for the dildo shows…it could happen, when you’re famous enough, you can do the porn thing to be as shocking as Madonna was in the 80s, you just need to go more and more hardcore and kill your brand in the process….like Playboy and Hustler did in the 2000s…”not enough views, partner with Pornsites and use nasty ass girls with Playboy Tattoos in our content”..

Anyway…she’s working out and looking for some dick…so if you’re in LA get on that trendy celebrity dating app that Adrien Grenier and Jeremy Piven have tainted all the sugar babies on….or maybe she’s just pretending to look for dick to remind you that she has sex…YES Miley, we get it…you and every other human who hasn’t been violently raped or abused like SEX….

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Miley Cyrus hit the Pharmacy becauase you know, herpes don’t cure themselves….not that Miley has herpes, but she plays this oversexed pervert in Hollywood so statistically she does…and you’d still play connect the dots with the herpes scab using your tongue as a marker…I hear it makes the shape of a FLOWER…

I like Miley, even if I think her whole “I have sex” thing is some weird half retard bullshit…we all have sex or want to have sex…of course she has sex…

I do think she’s some Disney Puppet and forever will be, you sell your soul to those people, so her whole vibe seems questionable as an authentic level…like is this really who she is, or was the less sexual married Miley her true form, cuz she turned her back on being edgy, loud, naked, abrasive, we’ve all met girls like Miley…the whole ‘I HAVE A VAGINA WANNA SEE IT” types….

But does any of that matter, she’s inspired girls everywhere to get naked or half naked on the internet, she mooched off a fringe niche trend and made it McDonalds and because of that…we are buried in nudes…a great thing to be buried in.

This is just a braless wifebeater look that reminds me of the 90s Warped tour when girls were wearing wifebeaters and no bras…it’s nothing new but great…a timeless classic…

So whether Miley’s nipples are bigger than her tits, or her tattoos are idiotic and bad, or whether her driving a TESLA while buying toothpaste with MICORBEADS in it to KILL the ocean while pretending to SAVE the oceans is just more bullshit…you have to remember that she’s POP and pop is usually fucking lame…even when it tries to do good…like show it’s tits.

I am, a fan of Miley Cyrus…that’s what I am trying to get at….and you should be to…

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Miley Cyrus Posted a Dirty Shirt to Match her Dirty Mind, which is what I would call a “we get it Miley, you like to fuck”…it’s so ridiculous when these people try to advertise just how down to fuck or open minded they are when it comes to sex…I mean everyone is…it’s not that impressive….we are coded to be horny fucks who want to fuck each other…and when fucking each other we put our mouths and fingers wherever the fuck we can…so trying to put a NEON sign out there to let us all know you’re “dirty” is a get the fuck out of here you child star trash, we know you fuck, can fuck, have fucked, both men and women and it’s NOT that big of a deal…99 percent of people have fucked….even if the READERS of drunkenstepfather haven’t….

Anyway, her nipples are hard in her beater, she’s looking like the kind of lesbian who plays board games, knits, cross country skis, works as a plasterer…

She’s not looking as hot as she has but she’s done her part in making the mainstream more perverted, more exhibitionists, like Paris Hilton and Kim before her and Bella Throne after her, a critical tool in the slutty-fying of America and I appreciate that contribution, cuz I like sluts…

Just not so much when they look like they were pulled out of a gay bar bathroom after an 8 day bender on meth or poppers or whatever these people do…

All this to say, we’ve seen her tits, now lets see her nipples in a tank top.

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Miley may be looking like shit with her new look….you may find her looking like a crackwhore 80s rocker because that’s the vibe she’s going for….trailer park rock and roll….now that she’s allowing herself to be slutty and “Edgy” again after a stint as a married girl in Malibu who went back to country music and being more wholesome, only to realize that it was premature, she had more damage to do on the youth of tomorrow, because not all of them are out there masturbating for money on the internet….

This is her New Years post where she’s making her booty talk like some kind of puppet show you’d probably not want to experience at an all boy’s school..you know the making her booty hole talk…but with pants on….I think they used to call this the red-eye…but what do I know…nothing…I know nothing…

Besides the fact that Miley is a calculated, contrived, Disney Kid, who is trained in media manipulation and has had success with it…huge success with it…

It doesn’t mean it’s authentic, not even when she says things like “New Year, Same Me”….because “Same Me”…is pretty vague because she only comes out when she’s promting things and “same me” is never the same, it’s always variations to see what works, because she’s a poser….

They are all posers…when you’re Hannah Montana, raised in a Disney Cage, the idea that you’re a creative genius or that you even know who you are or what you’re about besides ratings and views is a fucking stretch….

What I am saying is that “Same Me” doesn’t mean hot racy edgy slutty fun popstar, it means “girl who does whatever gets me noticed when I am selling shit”…

So in that case, here’s the same old Miley..

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I assume these are old pictures of identity crisis or PUPPET Miley Cyrus who is a trained media manipulator and who does whatever she needs to do to get noticed or attention for her super star career as a super star…She’s Disney Trained and knows what the people want or at least has people on her team that probably have all the trend reports they sit and analyze to figure out the moves to make to take her from Hannah Montana and keep her relevant to the fans they’ve spent millions on building…rather than turning her into some forgotten child star no one gives a fuck about…people outgrow their lame ass idols especially when they are from Hannah Montana…so for whatever reason, they did the edgy tumblr girl thing, the celebrating nudity, paving the way for non porn chicks to get naked….and eventually become porn chicks….without even noticing that after the cash grab, Miley got married, became wholeseome, did some country album no one bothered with before coming back to the nudity thing for her most recent album…it’s all nonsense, but nonsense is easier to deal with when there’s tittie! So here’s some Miley Titties, Disney Bred Titties…..TITTIES trying to manipulate your fucking minds…

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