So these Maxim assholes and their Top 100 stories are a fucking joke. Maxim isn’t a relevant news agency with objective journalism, objectifying women by any systematic way, they are just doing it haphazardly. You know a bunch or half retard dudes, with some publicist connections, doing a list that is best for their dying business, from a business development and marketing standpoint….

So them choosing Miley as number 1, is the equivalent of me saying Miley is number 1, everytime I see pics of her bra-less titties and tight little funny elf faced body.

It means nothing.

But Miley is pretending to be happy about it, posting pics from her shoot, looking hot, the way she wants to, to get some revenge on her ex boyfriend /fiance who left her, because that’s how spoiled rich girls work, they get even by showing the motherfucker what they are missing, and that’s a Maxim Number 1 Girl, even if Maxim doesn’t fucking matter, it’s just another thing to throw in his face and to feel about her brat self with.

Luckily, I’m into Miley, at least when she’s not talking, so when she’s in pictures, and seeing her in ghetto, low grade, bikini shoots for shitty magazines, works for me. Even if I know how ridiculous the whole approach to it is.

She’s putting in work lately, after years of being stagnant all thanks to a broken heart.

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I am still recovering from the Miley Cyrus and now these outtake shots have come out with her nipples all over them, or shadows that look like nipples, which in my life is good enough to be a nipple, because what difference does it fucking make, it’s not like I can even jerk off to this shit, but I would if I was 15 and she was my high school girlfriend or some shit when nipples, or shadows that look like nipples gave me boners….

I would love to K-Fedding her, if there is one thing we can learn from celeb gossip the last decade, it is that K-Fed is one of the smartest men in history – at least when it comes to his career and retirement….use that sperm strategically…he has it all figured out…

I guess I’ve also learned that I would love to smear my genitals all over Miley….because Miley wins…as long as she’s not talking.

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In case you didn’t know, Miley Cyrus is fucking hot and here she is at her fucking hottest.

I’ve been celebrating her break-up and her recent coming back into the limelight to show that fucker what he’s missing, ever since it happened. You know in a bitter, spiteful, typical girl way.

But this shit is just over the fucking top. I mean I’ve been documenting pretty much every pic she’s put on twitter, every song she’s put out, every short shorts, high heels, no bra, child star with serious underlying issues, but this V Magazine shit, pretty much jsut blew my fucking mind. I am almost as excited as the Disney exec who just hired her after her dad and mom signed the waiver saying they will never sue him for the blowjobs he gets from her as it’s part of the business….only the things i would to do her are far more perverted than that dude.

Seriously, as long as Miley isn’t talking, and as long as you don’t see her entitled brat ways, she’s glorious.

I’m into this.

Here’s the video

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I always find it funny watching Miley Cyrus try to be normal. You know doing the things normal girls do and hate doing, like pumping gas, and owning the shit, like she just won an Oscar. She’s been so coddled her entire life, that making her bed for herself is something she fucking celebrates, in what normal people may not understand, because normal people weren’t raised in a fishbowl their entire life, a fishbowl that will be solely responsible for her fucking crash and burn….a crash and burn we can safely say we hope involved her tight grip on a cock in a sex tape and not on the gas pump.

All this to say, short shorts, long legs, heels at the gas stataion, or really doing anything, is my kind of softcore porn.

Miley and her hip hop hustle done bring it.

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Miley Cyrus has been allowed out of her house. Oh shit.

And she’s gone wild. Oh Shit.

I assume that’s what happens when you are the caged money making animal at the zoo, that is finally let out of the cage to explore what the world they were always kept away from, because the world is a scary place, and the cage is safe, and where we keep our money making animals.

You know, she’s high profile, has fans, the paparazzi would rip her apart now that she’s single, something my penis would like to do to her vagina, if it was only more substantial.

Her sheltered life filled with handlers sometimes gets pushed aside, you know cuz she is the money making animal and she calls the shots, and I guess this is the evidence of that whole =”This is my life, and I just want to live it and be normal” rebellion…..that I like to call the gateway to falling off the fucking deep end.

You can’t steal her life fame. You hear that.

Oh Shit.

Now let’s do a low key, low profile, parking lot photoshoot to really not get noticed on this incognito, attempt at integrating into society like a normal….hustle….

Oh Shit.

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I think I posted some of these Miley Cyrus for Elle pics, because I am the unofficial Miley Cyrus Fan Club, where all we do is Miley all the fucking time, like we were brain washed into this shit thanks to her bra-less, hairless, hormone therapy making her look like jailbait into her 30s ways.

These pics may not be all that hot, spread asshole, or fun, but you know what, to me and my delusion Miley Fan ways, they couldn’t be any fucking better.

That’s all I have to say about that…I’ve said too much.

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Miley Cyrus is on the cover of the June issue of Elle and she’s showing off her perky little Disney Hormonal Therapy tits, that have given her 21 year old ass a more youthful look and feel….Disney has it all figured out. I mean keep the talent young enough looking so that when they start chain smoking to deal with never having a childhood, you know coupled with drinking, drugs and anything repress the pain, they can still be cast to play a 15 year old, if corporate decides it’s time for a Hannah Montana movie. I guess all that Lohan shit taught them to look into science. I mean if the technology exists, use it….like I would like to use Miley in pretty wholesome ways, if you consider anal wholesome, which I do…I mean all the christians holding onto their V card are doing it.

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Sure I prefer looking at her long legs and tiny body walking the streets in heels without a bra on….because that’s kinda her thing.

But I’m good with her self shot pics of her looking like that “crazy” emoticon, you know hat back, tongue out, doin the “Amanda Bynes”….you know pretending to lose her shit.

Not because I like girls who are a little androgynous, not that short hair makes a bitch have testicles, or even make a bitch seem crazy, like she’s losing her mind, despite what they want you to think, but because I like looking at those lips, that mouth, and most importantly that tongue, I’d be totally into shoving up my ass while making her sing Walt Disney Tunes, you know to feel at home and comfortable, like I was one of the execs who gave her her first gig.

All this to say, I’m a fan.

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These Miley Cyrus pics came out yesterday and I haven’t stopped looking at.

That’s a lie, I haven’t looked at them at all because I don’t actual care, because I like girls who look like hookers, in fact I like hookers and I know for a fact that she doesn’t look like a hooker or a street walker at all, I mean maybe one in a movie, but not real deal ladies of the night I see, more often than I probably should. They just don’t look anything like this.

But I do appreciate her recently single efforts to walk around in heels, short shorts and no bra, even if all the girls dress like this and it is nothing to really celebrate. You see cuz every time you leave your house it is a sexual experience…but I guess Miley is inspiring the youth with her naughty brat who wants male attention behavior and that Works for me, unfortunately, 20 dollars won’t make her actually work for me, if you know what I mean.

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Miley Cyrus is a lot of fun, in her sheltered, entitled cunt, spoiled brat, raised in Hollywood, totally disconnected from reality or what’s actually up, with a staff of Dozens who dress her, tell her what to say, how to act and all that other shit that robs these kids of their souls and makes them go off the fucking deep end, sometimes with vagina flashes that are blamed on Bi-Polar disorder, because everyone respects crazy antics when it’s a mental health issue, and not when it’s some rich kid losing her mind because of a lost childhood…and the good news is that I don’t have to listen to any of that, I just look at the pics…pics of a girl who is wearing the shorts of the season, the ass hanging out like it was the 70s, in what will probably inspire a lot of masturbation this summer, when everyone from the age of 14-30 rock the shit, like they did last year…I’m ready for it, expecting it, and already used to it….but that doesn’t mean I have had enough of it….and here’s MILEY flashing some ass cheek in shorts the way I like it.

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