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2016

22

Apr

Minka Kelly Working Out of the Day

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Minka Kelly is the daughter of ex Aerosmith guitarist and a stripper….which is probably an interesting household to be raised in….one filled with groupies, STDS, drugs and getting naked for money….all while giving her a privileged life, unlike the daughter of strippers I know…..

She’s the other Liv Tyler, who ultimately didn’t end up stripping…but instead went on to act due to solid connections and a trust fund – acting in such massive hits as “Unknown” in State’s Evidence….a career worth noticing…

Here she is working out….I don’t know if you’re into seeing girls like Minka Kelly working out, but maybe it’s a fetish of yours…what the fuck do I know ….I used to like the gym for the pussy definition in tight pants and the tit and cleavage in tight shirts…but not enough to keep working out..

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2016

08

Apr

Minka Kelly’s Picture of the Day

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Here’s a picture of Minka Kelly looking like every girl you’ve ever had sex with – you date rapist..even though you don’t take them on a date!

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2015

03

Aug

Mandy Moore and Minka Kelly in Bikinis of the Day

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Mandy Moore and Minka Kelly are BFFs…which is good because no one else cares about them…except when they are in Bikinis…

One is a child star, the other the daughter of ex Aerosmith guitarist and a stripper, and togther they are in Bikinis…

Bikinis…without them, how would these people promote themselves…I just don’t know but more importantly, don’t care…

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2015

13

Feb

Minka Kelly Lookin’ Hot of the Day

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Minka Kelly is one of these too old to be relevant actors pushing 35…who for some reason, a reason I call all the original bloggers turning 40 and thinking 35 year olds they watched come up are hot…post on her…is working out her fat, mom looking body…but I’m not sure if she’s even a mom…all the internet has for me is that she’s done some bullshit movies, she got herpes from Derek Jeter and she’s had sex with Chris Evans….more importantly, her dad is in Aerosmith, her mom is a stripper, and she’s probably got some friends in the industry thanks to the people her dad does coke with at Rainbow Bar and Grill on Sunset…where Lemmy and Ron Jeremy and a bunch of other 50 year olds in tight jeans and cowboy boats get together to drink and discuss the old days of fucking babes…before going home with old babes that are no longer babes….it’s a scene…

Either way, I like watching her do her fitness with an oxygen mask on, it’s pretty dramatic, when she could probably get more love if she did it in a thong booty short…but oxygen masks speak to a certain crowd…probably the same people who like her at 35, knowing she’s older and weaker…slower at running away from them…so this shit lookin’ medical is just hot…

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2013

28

Feb

Minka Kelly Does Fitness of the Day

Minka Kelly is a babe…but more importantly…she is the daughter of a stripper groupie who got knocked up by the guitarist Rick Dufay from Aerosmith…because it was obviously a good retirement plan to get out of stripping…while still maintaining the coke fueled hooker life….and out of that glorious union of dirt…came this angel….who has since been in a few movies….has dated Derek Jeter (who has herpes…..and who is now running to stay fit…because let’s face it…with a trust fund…a couple of vanity projects…that’s all she really needs to do to stay relevent…


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2013

19

Feb

Minka Kelly’s Got Hard Nipples at an Event of the Day

Minka Kelly is the daughter of ex Aerosmith guitarist and a stripper….which is probably an interesting household to be raised in….one filled with groupies, STDS, drugs and getting naked for money….all while giving her a privileged life, unlike the daughter of strippers I know…..who ultimately end up stripping too….where Minka Kelly went onto act in such massive hits as “Unknown” in State’s Evidence….a career worth noticing…but only because she’s got hard nipples…something I used to masturbate to when I was 14….true story…..and I guess when momma was a stripper…you learn all the right tricks on how to get the best Tips….


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2012

26

Apr

Minka Kelly Awesome Tits of the Day

The biggest issue with Minka Kelly as a person is that she has herpes….Whether they dripped onto her pussy from John Mayer, Derek Jeter, or her current boyfriend Wilmer Valderama….all perverts who have fucked every dirty slut with herpes combined….from Paris Hilton to Lindsay Lohan to who the fuck cares……because with tits like this…her STDs don’t fucking matter…in fact based on the fact that we will never fuck this bitch….or even meet this bitch in our life times…her herpes don’t fucking exist…and even if I did have the chance to fuck with her….her herpes wouldn’t fucking exist….cuz my herpes would eat them….in a herpes fight to the death that would cancel out both our herpes….making us billionaires by finding a cure to the shit….no that that would happen, but pictures of her big fucking titties happened ….and that’s good enough for me.

Here is a closeup

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2011

13

Oct

Rachel Taylor and Minka Kelly Kiss on Set of Charlie’s Angels of the Da

I can’t figure out how I missed these pictures of Minka Kelly and Rachel Taylor kissing on set, unless they weren’t taken last week when I posted the pics of them in the same outfits, before ripping into the lack of creativity in Hollywood, and the fact that shows like this exist make me realize why the internet is so successful, cuz audiences get smarter, yet they still pump out the same fucking smut over and over again, 30 years later….

I’m thinking they went back on set, in the same costumes and figured they needed to add some lesbianism, like college girls looking for male attention, since that’s just what bottom feeding, laziness, in a “Look at Me, Look at Me”…hoping for ratings hustle is….

So obvious, even annoying, but I gotta post it anyway…

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2011

05

Oct

Minka Kelly’s Beach Mouth to Mouth Erotica of the Day

I am offended by all these shitty TV shows that are getting picked up and financed, not because I cant get my own TV show sold and produced, but because Aaron Spelling shows were shit in the 70s, shit in the 90s, and I can only imagine shit now. Sure, bitches running around solving crimes like this is Baywatch nights seems so logical, but seriously, at least re-package the shit under another name and like the throwback shit die with Farah Fawcett.

Here’s some action on set…..Some Minka Kelly doing mouth to mouth in an uneventful body…..throw in some Rachel Taylor and Annie Ilonzeh, bitches I’ve never heard of, but who I guess are the sidekicks in some wet suits, shoot on the beach and you have a recipe for some smut I wish didn’t exist….

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2011

22

Sep

Minka Kelly Ass in a Dress of the Day

Minka Kelly got someone fired for “sexually” harrassing her on set cuz he groped her or some shit I like to call trying to make the public think of her as a sexual object using a bullshit scandal so that people will ignore the fact that another Spelling being re-made because Hollywood is out of ideas, and that even after a triology of shit movies and an original stint on TV, they’re bringing Charlies Angels back in what I call beating a dead horse with your dick….when they didn’t have to make the public think of her as a sexually object, the fact she has a vagina does a good enough job of that….

Here are pics of her ass in some dress for no real reason other than that i have nothing better to do…

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2011

23

Feb

Minka Kelly is a Sweatpant Slut of the Day

I still don’t know who Minka Kelly is, but I did just google her and found out that her mom was a stripper who got knocked up by an Aerosmith guitarist, had her and raised as a single stripper mother, who I can only assume spent her life looking for another rockstar to knock her up, but wh only this time, who will answer her calls, or maybe sweep her off her stripper feet into the life of rockstar luxury….Groupies are hilarious, especially when they are strippers, who bring the baby to life instead of aborting them like all the other pregnancies, knowing there is hope dude will come back after the one night stand to save them….in some kind of fantasy that only strippers have…..and that makes her amazing….

Here she is walking around in sweatpants like a college girl late for class and as far as I’m concerned, her 30 year old ass is looking alright….

Here are her short overrated legs from some new Charlies Angels movie since Hollywood has no more ideas but figure the rest of the cast are in there late 40s and there’s nothing hot about the den mother,if anything, she’s a fucking downer….

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2011

18

Jan

Minka Kelly Sluts Out for GQ of the Day

Minka Kelly slutted out for Esquire a few months ago when they named her the hottest bitch of the year , she slutted out for Derek Jeter a few years ago when she said “I don’t mind that you have herpes, I have a strain of my own” back when she thought dating him would increase her appeal substantially, you know cuz he’s been attached to pretty much every vagina in hollywood with his penis,….and/or tongue….and I guess it’s just engrained in her genetics and morals from her upbringing cuz apparently her mother was a traveling stripper…town to town getting naked for random me…and luckily for Minka Kelly one of those men was the guitarist of Aerosmith…who apparently is her father….I mean the chances this story is legit and not one fabricated to increase her appeal from her publicists is slim to none…but it pretty much explains everything…and I’ve always loved the unwanted kid of a stripper and some high profile dude who wants nothing to do with them, cuz he doesn’t want the mistake to interfere with his real family, so he just cuts a monthly check, it makes for a great breeding ground for daddy issue sluts…

I think she’s overrated – but this has nothing to do with me….


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2010

18

Oct

Minka Kelly is the Sexiest Woman Alive of the Day

Esquire has named Minka Kelly the sexiest woman alive…There are a lot of pussies roaming this earth and I can Guarantee Minka Kelly is not the hottest of them…which brings up an interesting point….who the fuck is Esquire….who really gives a fuck about Esquire and what makes Esquire and their homo staff an authority on anything.

This is just some paid off marketing scam and I am buying into hit cuz I like all bitches in lingerie…whether Esquire and their homo writers approve or not…

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2010

11

Jan

Minka Kelly in her Bikini of the Day

Her name is Minka Kelly, I’ve heard her name but never really bothered figuring out who she is, but it turns out she’s engaged to Derek Jeter, the star athlete who has fucked pretty much every bitch in Hollywood, probably because when you get herpes from someone, it’s easier to stay with them than to have that awkward conversation with new girls you date, since getting laid is hard enough in the world without having herpes suprises, which I guess also explains why Minka Kelly is airing out her cunt and soaking it in salt water, I hear it’s one of the Doctor’s Books of Home Remedies for the shit….

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2009

14

May

Minka Kelly’s Got Some Booty of the Day

I don’t know who Minka Kelly, but I’d like to introduce you to her ass. Not that I’ve ever met her or her ass and really have no business introducing you to anyone, but this is my site and I can do anything I want, including write useless posts about nothing, because that’s really to basis of my existence.

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