Minka Kelly is one of these too old to be relevant actors pushing 35…who for some reason, a reason I call all the original bloggers turning 40 and thinking 35 year olds they watched come up are hot…post on her…is working out her fat, mom looking body…but I’m not sure if she’s even a mom…all the internet has for me is that she’s done some bullshit movies, she got herpes from Derek Jeter and she’s had sex with Chris Evans….more importantly, her dad is in Aerosmith, her mom is a stripper, and she’s probably got some friends in the industry thanks to the people her dad does coke with at Rainbow Bar and Grill on Sunset…where Lemmy and Ron Jeremy and a bunch of other 50 year olds in tight jeans and cowboy boats get together to drink and discuss the old days of fucking babes…before going home with old babes that are no longer babes….it’s a scene…
Either way, I like watching her do her fitness with an oxygen mask on, it’s pretty dramatic, when she could probably get more love if she did it in a thong booty short…but oxygen masks speak to a certain crowd…probably the same people who like her at 35, knowing she’s older and weaker…slower at running away from them…so this shit lookin’ medical is just hot…
Minka Kelly is a babe…but more importantly…she is the daughter of a stripper groupie who got knocked up by the guitarist Rick Dufay from Aerosmith…because it was obviously a good retirement plan to get out of stripping…while still maintaining the coke fueled hooker life….and out of that glorious union of dirt…came this angel….who has since been in a few movies….has dated Derek Jeter (who has herpes…..and who is now running to stay fit…because let’s face it…with a trust fund…a couple of vanity projects…that’s all she really needs to do to stay relevent…
Minka Kelly is the daughter of ex Aerosmith guitarist and a stripper….which is probably an interesting household to be raised in….one filled with groupies, STDS, drugs and getting naked for money….all while giving her a privileged life, unlike the daughter of strippers I know…..who ultimately end up stripping too….where Minka Kelly went onto act in such massive hits as “Unknown” in State’s Evidence….a career worth noticing…but only because she’s got hard nipples…something I used to masturbate to when I was 14….true story…..and I guess when momma was a stripper…you learn all the right tricks on how to get the best Tips….
The biggest issue with Minka Kelly as a person is that she has herpes….Whether they dripped onto her pussy from John Mayer, Derek Jeter, or her current boyfriend Wilmer Valderama….all perverts who have fucked every dirty slut with herpes combined….from Paris Hilton to Lindsay Lohan to who the fuck cares……because with tits like this…her STDs don’t fucking matter…in fact based on the fact that we will never fuck this bitch….or even meet this bitch in our life times…her herpes don’t fucking exist…and even if I did have the chance to fuck with her….her herpes wouldn’t fucking exist….cuz my herpes would eat them….in a herpes fight to the death that would cancel out both our herpes….making us billionaires by finding a cure to the shit….no that that would happen, but pictures of her big fucking titties happened ….and that’s good enough for me.
I can’t figure out how I missed these pictures of Minka Kelly and Rachel Taylor kissing on set, unless they weren’t taken last week when I posted the pics of them in the same outfits, before ripping into the lack of creativity in Hollywood, and the fact that shows like this exist make me realize why the internet is so successful, cuz audiences get smarter, yet they still pump out the same fucking smut over and over again, 30 years later….
I’m thinking they went back on set, in the same costumes and figured they needed to add some lesbianism, like college girls looking for male attention, since that’s just what bottom feeding, laziness, in a “Look at Me, Look at Me”…hoping for ratings hustle is….
So obvious, even annoying, but I gotta post it anyway…
I am offended by all these shitty TV shows that are getting picked up and financed, not because I cant get my own TV show sold and produced, but because Aaron Spelling shows were shit in the 70s, shit in the 90s, and I can only imagine shit now. Sure, bitches running around solving crimes like this is Baywatch nights seems so logical, but seriously, at least re-package the shit under another name and like the throwback shit die with Farah Fawcett.
Here’s some action on set…..Some Minka Kelly doing mouth to mouth in an uneventful body…..throw in some Rachel Taylor and Annie Ilonzeh, bitches I’ve never heard of, but who I guess are the sidekicks in some wet suits, shoot on the beach and you have a recipe for some smut I wish didn’t exist….
Minka Kelly got someone fired for “sexually” harrassing her on set cuz he groped her or some shit I like to call trying to make the public think of her as a sexual object using a bullshit scandal so that people will ignore the fact that another Spelling being re-made because Hollywood is out of ideas, and that even after a triology of shit movies and an original stint on TV, they’re bringing Charlies Angels back in what I call beating a dead horse with your dick….when they didn’t have to make the public think of her as a sexually object, the fact she has a vagina does a good enough job of that….
Here are pics of her ass in some dress for no real reason other than that i have nothing better to do…
I still don’t know who Minka Kelly is, but I did just google her and found out that her mom was a stripper who got knocked up by an Aerosmith guitarist, had her and raised as a single stripper mother, who I can only assume spent her life looking for another rockstar to knock her up, but wh only this time, who will answer her calls, or maybe sweep her off her stripper feet into the life of rockstar luxury….Groupies are hilarious, especially when they are strippers, who bring the baby to life instead of aborting them like all the other pregnancies, knowing there is hope dude will come back after the one night stand to save them….in some kind of fantasy that only strippers have…..and that makes her amazing….
Here she is walking around in sweatpants like a college girl late for class and as far as I’m concerned, her 30 year old ass is looking alright….
Here are her short overrated legs from some new Charlies Angels movie since Hollywood has no more ideas but figure the rest of the cast are in there late 40s and there’s nothing hot about the den mother,if anything, she’s a fucking downer….
Minka Kelly slutted out for Esquire a few months ago when they named her the hottest bitch of the year , she slutted out for Derek Jeter a few years ago when she said “I don’t mind that you have herpes, I have a strain of my own” back when she thought dating him would increase her appeal substantially, you know cuz he’s been attached to pretty much every vagina in hollywood with his penis,….and/or tongue….and I guess it’s just engrained in her genetics and morals from her upbringing cuz apparently her mother was a traveling stripper…town to town getting naked for random me…and luckily for Minka Kelly one of those men was the guitarist of Aerosmith…who apparently is her father….I mean the chances this story is legit and not one fabricated to increase her appeal from her publicists is slim to none…but it pretty much explains everything…and I’ve always loved the unwanted kid of a stripper and some high profile dude who wants nothing to do with them, cuz he doesn’t want the mistake to interfere with his real family, so he just cuts a monthly check, it makes for a great breeding ground for daddy issue sluts…
I think she’s overrated – but this has nothing to do with me….
Check Out the Article if You Care – They Probably Have More Pics of Her Go
Esquire has named Minka Kelly the sexiest woman alive…There are a lot of pussies roaming this earth and I can Guarantee Minka Kelly is not the hottest of them…which brings up an interesting point….who the fuck is Esquire….who really gives a fuck about Esquire and what makes Esquire and their homo staff an authority on anything.
This is just some paid off marketing scam and I am buying into hit cuz I like all bitches in lingerie…whether Esquire and their homo writers approve or not…
Her name is Minka Kelly, I’ve heard her name but never really bothered figuring out who she is, but it turns out she’s engaged to Derek Jeter, the star athlete who has fucked pretty much every bitch in Hollywood, probably because when you get herpes from someone, it’s easier to stay with them than to have that awkward conversation with new girls you date, since getting laid is hard enough in the world without having herpes suprises, which I guess also explains why Minka Kelly is airing out her cunt and soaking it in salt water, I hear it’s one of the Doctor’s Books of Home Remedies for the shit….
I don’t know who Minka Kelly, but I’d like to introduce you to her ass. Not that I’ve ever met her or her ass and really have no business introducing you to anyone, but this is my site and I can do anything I want, including write useless posts about nothing, because that’s really to basis of my existence.
I am not sure who Minka Kelly is but I was told she was in Friday Night Lights, and I don’t know what that is but I can only assume it’s on TV or a Movie and it doesn’t really matter because she’s been caught flashing her panties for the paparazzi, which is the beauty of wearing dresses. I remember spending days in the mall at the bottom of the escalator lookin’ up to see as many panties as possible, security caught onto me after a few months, but it was a good time while it lasted. I just never understood how the girls never knew everyone could see their junk, I used to like believe that they did know but would pretend they didn’t because knowing the world can see their mound would make everyone think they were sluts.
I think the reason girls don’t mind showing off their underwear is because of the bathing suits they grew up wearing. From a young age they’d be running around the pool or beach in something that is more exposing than a pair of underwear, so as long as it’s cover up it aint a thing. I’d rather the shit not be covered up, because panties limit my view of the labia, but I guess what it comes down to is that girls don’t like doing things for me. But my readers do, this is an email I got about the threatening Splash News shit I posted yesterday:
I LOVE YOUR SITE AM A BIG FAN
JUST WANTED TO PASS ALONG SOMETHING FUNNY.
I WAS ON YOUR SITE YESTERDAY WHILE I WAS AT WORK
AND SAW HOW SPLASH NEWS MADE YOU TAKE DOWN
THE HILARY DUFF PICTURES.
WELL YOU HAD THE E-MAIL UP FOR SPLASH AND I DECIDED TO SEND HIM
A NICE E-MAIL SHORT AND SWEET THAT JUST SAID
“FUCK YOU, GET OVER YOURSELF ASSHOLE”
WELL LO AND BEHOLD THIS GUY WITH A BRITISH ACCENT CALLED MY WORK
LOOKING FOR ME WONDERING WHY I E-MAILED THIS TO HIM, AND HE WANTED
MY HUMAN RESOURCES DEPARTMENT HE WAS MAKING A BIG STINK.
NOW I WAS ALREADY GONE FOR THE DAY SO NOW I’M WORRIED
THIS PRICK IS GONNA START TROUBLE FOR ME.
HE ALSO E-MAILED ME SAYING I’M NICE AND POLITE.
WHAT DO YOU THINK I SHOULD DO.
And the follow-up
THANKS FOR THE REPLY
WELL HE CALLED BACK
BUT WE GOT HIM GOOD.
I AM CLOSE WITH THE RECEPTIONIST HERE WHO BY THE WAY
IS A SIGHT TO BEHOLD, BELEIVE ME AND I MEAN THAT IN A GOOD WAY.
SO ANYWAY SHE KNEW THAT IF SOMEONE WITH A BRITISH ACCENT CALLED
ASKING FOR HUMAN RESOURCES SHE WOULD PUT HIM THROUGH TO ME.
ANYWAY HE STARTED GOING ON HOW I SHOULD NOT BE SENDING E-MAILS
TO THEM LIKE THAT BLAH BLAH BLAH.
HE ALSO THOUGHT THAT I AM PROBABLY NOT AN IDEAL EMPLOYEE IF
I AM SENDING STUFF LIKE THAT FROM WORK.
SO I LET HIM FINISH AND THEN RESPONDED WITH THESE ARE MY QUOTES.
“ARE YOU DONE, WELL NOW LISTEN TO ME, WE ARE THE LARGEST SEAFOOD COMPANY IN THE WORLD
AND MARK IS OUR TOP SALES REP IN THE COUNTRY,SO HE CAN PRETTY MUCH DO WHAT HE WANTS
INCLUDING FUCKING MY WIFE IF HE SO PLEASES, AND BY THE WAY EVERYBODY IN THIS COMPANY
WICH IS ABOUT 2,000 EMPLOYEES ALL LIKE THE DRUNKEN STEPFATHER SITE AND WE HAVE HEARD
OF THIS SPLASH OR WET WEBSITE WHATEVER YOU CALL IT, SO FUCK YOU AND GET OVER YOURSELF ASSHOLE”
AND THEN CLICK PHONE IS DEAD LOL LOL
KEEP DOING WHAT YOUR DOING BROTHER, LOVE YA.
YES THERE WAS SOME EXAGGERATION OVER MY POSITION WITH THE COMPANY LOL
These paparazzi are fucking predators trying to ruin everyone they can, I like predators when they come in the form of animal print panties, so here’s Minka Kelly with her stupid name and her shitty upskirt.