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Archive for the Miranda Kerr Category

2009

15

Oct

Miranda Kerr’s Skinny Body in a Bikini Top of the Day

Here’s some shitty pictures you’d think were taken by a paparazzi in a tree, that remind me of pictures I’ve taken with my camera phone while trying to peep on girls, whether by taking upskirt pics on the bus or in the mall, or more ambitious pics of them changing in their apartments after climbing fire escapes or from hotel rooms across the street from their apartments are after following them home one night and realizing that’s the best vantage point for a peeping tom. What you can see is her part of her skinny little upper body in a bikini top, and in the peeping tom world, that’s considered good enough to get hard over, because nudity is the gold, but all variations of it are still of value….I don’t know what I am talking about, just look at Miranda Kerr.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Bra|Miranda Kerr|Skinny

2009

15

Oct

Miranda Kerr and Her Skinny Model Legs of the Day

Here are some pictures of Miranda Kerr showing off her legs in some hipster lookin’ mini skirt, I figure shit’s worth posting because I went to the trouble of uploading them and I’m really not sure why, making this one of the many lazy, useless posts on the site, because let’s face it, if you were me, you would have quit doing this bullshit years ago.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Legs|Miranda Kerr|Model

2009

01

Oct

Miranda Kerr’s Long Model Legs in France of the Day

Here is some quality pussy. You know the kind of woman who looks like she enjoys horseback riding on her country estate, like her life is a Ralph Lauren ad, when she’s not too busy delicately doing everything she does like the classy fuckin’ lady she is. She seems like she smells like luxury, the kind of girl you’d eat on on her period cuz her period is more pure than the trash vagina you’ve got with, and unfortunately for you, her blueblooded kind doesn’t go for trailer park cock like you, in fact it is safe to say you will never meet her in your lifetime, but you sure as hell can jerk off to her, and most of the time, that’s more fun than knowing her.

Here are her amazing legs…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Legs|Miranda Kerr

2009

30

Sep

Miranda Kerr and her TIts Fly to Paris for Fashion Week of the Day

I am not in Paris for Fashion Week because fashion isn’t really my thing and Paris is pretty faggy and romantic and made for rich people, give me a full tank of gas and a shitty RV and I’m happy, but Miranda Kerr is and as she walks thru the airport she looks like she’s staring in some kind of old movie that is all glamorous and classy and that kind of refined look makes jerking off on her face a lot more fun. I’ve always loved the uptight girls who you’d expect to see with their napkins on their laps eating at fancy restaurants drinking expensive wines and talking about current events or in the park having a picnic with herself reading some smart person book like this was 1940s let loose, so to any guys out there who are friends with this girl, or see her in a bar, do your best to treat her like a lady and by lady I mean whore and camera phone that shit.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Fashion Week|Miranda Kerr

2009

16

Sep

Miranda Kerr and Her Bikini Pictures of the Day

Here are some pictures of Miranda Kerr in her bikini, which is really exciting considering she’s a fuckin’ bikini model and we’ve seen it all before….getting excited over these pictures is like getting excited watching the garbage man pick up the trash, only a little more understandable and a little less creepy, here are some of the pics…

Posted in:Bikini|Miranda Kerr

2009

09

Sep

Miranda Kerr is Touching Her Tit of the Day

Victoria’s Secret / Sports Illustrated supermodel from Australia with the wide face that is better at catching cum that little faces, is in New York City for Fashion Week and she’s walking around in a tight strapless dress holding her tit so that it doesn’t fall out and crossing her legs so she doesn’t flash her panties, like we haven’t already seen her pretty much naked before.

I figure if you’re a whore and get paid to get half fuckin’ naked, it doesn’t hurt to give a little back for fuckin’ free every once in a while, playing the prude, shy bitch acting all coy and cute just doesn’t work, cuz we all know if we had 10,000 dollars an hour, we could book you’re skinny model ass I want to fuck, like the expensive whore you are.

Here are the pics.

Pictures via INFphoto and PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Miranda Kerr|Tit

2009

04

Aug

Miranda Kerr and her Fashion Show Tits of the Day

Here is Miranda Kerr on the runway in what looks like it could be a bikini because that is her fucking job….and I wish people found my job interesting enough to take pictures of and write about on the internet, cuz I want to feel fuckin’ important, but for some reason fat dudes dying on a computer don’t inspire people to masturbate, but girls who model bikinis do. I guess that’s why she makes more money than me….so if anything these pictures inspire me to go out there and find ways to get people to masturbate to me, because then maybe I’ll get paid. Not that you care about my problems, I don’t even care about my problems, but I do care about tits.

Posted in:Fashion Show|Miranda Kerr|Tits

2009

03

Aug

Miranda Kerr in Her Bikini Like It’s Her Job of the Day

I am almost tired of uploading pictures of bitches in bikinis, but figured the last bikini post of the day might as well go to a fucking professional, expecially one as amazing as Miranda Kerr is amazing. When she first hit the scene I found her shit tired and boring and overrated, but whoever it was who found her and brought her into my life, by making her a model deserves a promotion or some shit, he’s a fucking hero. She and her young tight body that dreams are made of…at least someone’s dreams…not my dreams…cuz I am realistic about shit…I more into having dreams about more attainable chicks…like ones who don’t live on the other side of the world and who are desperate for money and willing to do anything for 20 dollars cuz their life depends on it…those girls are EASY….these supermodel bitches are totally high maintenance and expect you to shower…unless they are Kate Moss…in which case they expect you to have STDs…which is part of the reason why she’s awesome…but just as much the reason why she’s disgusting…while Miranda Kerr is just lovely. Here are the pics. I am going to pass the fuck out now…too much third grade level writing for one man in one day.

Posted in:Bikini|Miranda Kerr|Model

2009

09

Jul

Miranda Kerr in a Nude Photoshoot of the Day

Miranda Kerr is nude in a photo shoot, but not really nude by my standards, because I only consider a bitch to be nude if I can make out what her pussy looks like…I’m talking every lip fold, discoloration, or razor burn bump. So sure she’s not wearing clothes, but as far as I’m concerned she pretty much is and whoever is behind this suggestive piece of shit needs to be fuckin’ shot, unless he has plans t release the behind the scene pics of her bending over and spread eagle…which I hope he does cuz Miranda Kerr is pretty decent.

Posted in:Miranda Kerr|Nude|Photoshoot

2009

17

Jun

Terry Richardson and Vanity Fair’s Pirelli Calendar Behind the Scenes of the Day

Terry Richardson proves yet again that being a photographer gets you pussy, or at least gets you to hang around hot pussy, especially when you’ve convinced the world that your perverted, amateur style of photography is fuckin’ art and not just perverted and amateur, because your dad was some successful fashion photographer you rode to the top of your game, and really who cares, his shit is at least semi-interesting to look at, especially when the girls in the pics are hipster trust fund trash he’s pulled out of the bar and brought back to his loft to get, but are actually highend fashion models at the top of their game doing the Pirelli Calendar. What it comes down to is we’re all full of shit, the smart ones are the ones who make money off it, or at least get pussy from it, and the nice ones are the ones who share that pussy with the rest of us in pictures….

The modesl you see are Miranda Kerr, Ana Beatriz Barros, Miranda Kerr, Eniko Mihalik, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Catherine M, Abbey Lee, Daisy Lowe, Gracie C, Marloes Horst, Lily Cole, Georgina Stojiilkovic and their tits.

Posted in:Abbey Lee|Ana Beatriz Barros|Catherine M|Daisy Lowe|Eniko Mihalik|Georgina Stojiilkovic|Gracie C|Lily Cole|Marloes Horst|Miranda Kerr|Nude|Pirelli Calendar|Rosie Huntington-Whiteley|Terry Richardson|Topless|Vanity Fair