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2015

03

Dec

Miranda Lambert’s Country Corn Fed Titties of the Day

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Everyone is out there talking about Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani, two cohosts on a very fucking popular show, a story probably spun by one of the producers, who has since gone onto get a raise…because it’s been fantastic for ratings, the world, obsessed with celebrity, fame and love…tuning in every week to see what flirting happens next for the divorcees…the same demographic as their viewership…I’m onto The voice….

When as these magazine pics point out, we should be focusing on Miranda Lambert and her big country titties…because if you have to stomach new shitty country music….and this is coming from someone who listens to old country music…and who just hates the new shit…there needs to be tits to make it ok…so here are the tits…that make it ok…I just need some Whiskey and my horse to get through this…

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2014

23

Sep

Miranda Lamber’s Bikini Pictures of the Day

I wonder why J.Lo didn’t ask Miranda Lamber to sing the country RIFF of their booty song…I mean it’s about fat asses right? Or is J.Lo a fat ass shamer who only likes fat asses that are round and look like they have implants, but not fat white girl ass, that look like they are in a diaper and just shat themselves…funny, considering her song about fat asses is empowering girls with fat asses to sing along and own their ass, while J.Lo at her core doesn’t mean their fat asses, she means hot fat asses…

All this to say, it looks like Country Strong is starting to look like a Country Diner Walmart worker, maybe she’s been emotionally eating her way through her rumored divorce….or maybe she’s pregnant…but the one thing I do know is that her bikini bottoms are at least one size too small…

All this to say, J.Lo is a elitast cunt.

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