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Archive for the Model Category

2010

28

May

Adriana Lima at Some Event of the Day

In keeping up with what models who were once the hottest fucking thing to hit, you know back when they were young and claimed to still be a virgin…..before America ruined her strict Catholic upbringing and gave her tight Brazilian ass a taste of cock that it had been craving….leading to a pregnancy that totally destroyed her body and appeal….here are some pics of Adriana Lima to remind us of what was, what could of been and the unfortunate truth of what is….a bloated rendition of what could have at one time been the single hottest pussy on earth that had been found…either way, I still dig her and her ripped apart pussy and body…and you probably do too…because it’s Adriana Lima and because we are perverts who like pussy in a variety of shapes, sizes, colors and conditions….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Adriana Lima|Model|Mom

2010

24

May

Armani’s Tall Skinny Pussy in a Bikini of the Day

If you are an aspiring model, I suggest you take this bitch’s lead and befriend one of the richest and most successful fashion designers around…. and fuck him….cuz taking old dick isn’t so bad when you can justify it by all the upside you get by doing it….and really Armani’s old and not in it for love, he’s just looking to have a good time, have a little arm candy, and smell a fresh young pussy cuz he knows that never goes out of style, and that as long as you have money and power, it’s really not too challenging to make happen, cuz girls are whores and usually drop all morals and values when it comes to personal gain….and here he is doin’ the Hefner.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Bikini|Georgio Armani|Model|Skinny

2010

04

May

Adriana Lima’s Come Back Video of the Day

Adriana Lima is probably one of the hottest models. Sure I liked her before, back when she was a good Catholic Virgin, it made the whole fantasy of seeing her half naked a hell of a lot more interesting, but I get that all girls must give it up every now and then, so when I saw her Come Back video being promoted, I figured I’d do my part to contribute as she is fucking hot and seeing her back int he model scene with her post mom ripped up pussy is better than nothing….So most of this video is her boxing and I’m not into violent bitches who know how to hurt me….but ya know…again it’s better than not seeing her at all….Adriana Lima is fucking hot….violated or not…so watch the video….

Posted in:Adriana Lima|Come Back|Model

2010

22

Apr

Gisele is an Off-Duty Model Showing Off Her Ass of the Day

When I think about a bikini model’s ass pictures, even when that bikini model is rumored to be a dude, I don’t think about this, but since I believe everything I’m told and since she looks a lot like a girl to me, with her skinny body and long hair, she’s good enough to check out her ass in jeans, but then again, I check out every single pussy that walks by me, big or small, young or old, cuz there’s no such thing as discrimination when it comes to pussy, unless you consider paying women less than men, giving them less opportunity than men, basing their intelligence on their bra size, encouraging them to raise the kids, run the household, while being the breadwinner as I sit on my ass pretending to job hunt discrimination, but I don’t….I call it giving them what they asked for, considering men never complained in the 50s when their wives were their posessions to do what they want with…this is progression cunts and here’s Gisele’s ass even though she may not have a cunt…

On a sidenote, off-duty bikini models dressed in everyday clothes seems to be my new porn…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Ass|Model|Off-Duty Model

2010

21

Apr

Sarah Dumont Topless in GQ Italy of the Day

Here’s a model named Sarah Dumont, topless in GQ Italy, proving that despite being unknown and trying to get noticed, she’s got the right idea that tits get hits and when you’re getting paid, showing tits is becomes your job and not proof you are a high paid stripper whore, because not being topless is dated, and being topless is what everyone wants to fucking see.

Seriously, more fashion magazines are doing nude spreads now than ever. The American Apparel Website is full of topless girls, it’s like topless isn’t for jerking off to anymore, it’s for selling clothing and a lifestyle, and the whole thing is pretty fucking amazing as far as I’m concerned, cuz I like tits and I believe that the public are retarded and will end up pulling this look out of the pages of Vogue and take it to the streets for me to get hard over…and the whole thing is amazing….

Posted in:Model|Sarah Dumont|Topless

2010

12

Apr

Doutzen Kroes Gets Sexy for Numero Tokyo of the Day

Fashion pulls through again…it’s like they convince these hot chicks to get half naked with a little thing called money and a false sense of quality, class, shit I don’t understand because the only thing I ever tried to do in fashion was crotchless panties I made from panties I picked up at the Salvation Army…

Here is Doutzen Kroes proving that models are nothing but whores who only fuck you if you’re a billionaire, but will get naked for you if you offer them enough money and pretend you work in the industry…Good times…

Posted in:Doutzen Kroes|Fashion|Model

2010

08

Apr

Lindsay Lohan Tries to Model for her Leggings of the Day

The leggings comeback over the last few years has been pretty amazing except when fat chicks wear the shit, but even that is tolerable, because of all the hot bodies I can pretty much imagine totally naked because shit is so fucking tight and girls don’t seem to think it’s a big deal that they are in fucking spandex for all us old people to stare at because when were were 18, girls only wore that shit to dance recital and gymnastics class, so I am a fucking fan. They are everywhere. Girls where them to bars as much as they wear the shit when they are slobbing out making for a lot of full ass and pussy definition I wouldn’t normally get to see…..

Lindsay Lohan is involved in a leggings company that I assume is not doing as amazing as the investors probably hoped when they figured attaching Lohan to the brand, but they have decided to give it another shot but throwing her in the ad campaign and the whole thing is pretty disappointing, I’d rather see bitches at the coffee shop rockin’ the shit than whatever teenage angst this shit is trying to represent…but like leggings on fat chicks, this is tolerable knowing hotter pussy is buying her designs and wearing it in places I get to stare..

Posted in:Leggings|Lindsay Lohan|Model

2010

31

Mar

Georgia May Jagger is the Body of Hudson Jeans of the Day

For those of you who used to excited watching Mick Jagger’s lips on the mic, not because you were a huge fan of his music, but because you loved how good his lips would be for sucking dick, but didn’t want to tell anyone, because despite being very tainty and flamboyant, Mick Jagger is still a dude….

Well his daughter with Jerry Hall, Georgia May Jagger, seems to have inherited the lips you’ve dreamt were on a girl and like all full lipped girls I am hooked…I don’t even care how fat, ugly, awkward looking a bitch is, if her lips are jacked, I’m ready to react in a dirty way…

Just yesterday I was stuck behind this pig of a woman at a coffee shop and I was looking at her wondering how a woman can end up that sloppy as she ordered her piece of cake and hot chocolate with extra whipped cream, then she turned around and I saw her face and her lips were as fat as her disgusting ass and I was in love….not that it matters…..

Either way, she’s another celebrity daughter who has decided to use her famous parents as leverage to become a “model” cuz being a model is apparently the best job in the world cuz you get paid large amounts of money for doing nothing….and it’s easy to get work cuz all the fashion designers book famous kids cuz it’s affordable and makes them feel as high profile as booking the actual famous people…and none of that matters…what does matter is she’s half naked.


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Posted in:Georgia May Jagger|Half Naked|Model

2010

25

Mar

Alessandra Ambrosio is a Model who Isn’t Modeling of the Day

I don’t like seeing models when they are fully clothed and not modeling…who gives a fuck about them living their everyday lives, spending the insane amounts of money that they made by just lookin’ good and standing around in exotic places half naked all day….

I do like seeing them in photoshoots, when their hair and make-up and photoshop is on their side but more importantly, they’re half naked….

Because I’ve been to a couple of bars over the years where I’ve been stuck next to models, what you don’t see in the pictures, is that they are really fucking tall and big, making me feel like the little bitch most of you probably think I am….

I’m more into girls I can at least fantasize about having sex with, you know the kind of girl I can visualize spinning around on my pathetic dick, not girls I’m scared may not make it through the bedroom door without ducking, but I’m definitely down with seeing them in picture….just not these kinds of pictures…but the pictures they make millions for…

So here’s Alessandra Ambrosio leaving a bar, being a bad mother, but maybe that’s just the Brazilian way….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|Model

2010

24

Mar

Miranda Kerr is a Model Who Isn’t Modeling of the Day

I love models but think they should stick to getting pictures of them taken either half naked or while modeling because nothing says really fucking boring like this Victoria’s Secret bitch Miranda Kerr in these pictures of her just living life, something no guy I know is really into seeing, as we see girls just living life all the fucking time…Show us your fucking tits, it’s not like you’re not a whore who gets in her underwear for money, like a stripper only better paid and “classier” according to the public, excluding me, because I know half naked for money is still half naked for money…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Miranda Kerr|Model

2010

18

Mar

Candice Swanepoel Dances in Esquire of the Day

Esquire got a hoit model in her underwear and I didn’t…so here’s their video and not my video because the only person I seem capable getting in their underwear is me and if that is a struggle and probably doesn’t smell or look this good……

Posted in:Candice Swanpoel|Dance|Esquire|Model

2010

18

Mar

Gisele’s Mom Tits of the Day

The rumor is that Gisele is working off her new baby weight and showing off her milk-filled tits, but she’s not fooling any of us…we all know she’s actually a dude they found in a small brazilian town…because men make better bikini models since they don’t get their periods…I mean Brazil is known for their trannies being very believable, so where the fuck else would the gangsters at Victoria’s Secret go to kidnap a motherfucker to work their asses off for them in exchange for their family’s freedom…who had to stage a pregnancy to justify his new breast implants…we know how it works…you’re not fooling us Gisele…or should I say George….

Either way, real tits, mom tits, fake tits on a tranny or not, she’s lookin’ better than ever…so new moms or dudes who are pretending to be new moms take some fucking notes…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Gisele Bundchen|Gym|Model|Mom|Tits

2010

16

Mar

Rosie Huntington-Whitely Topless Picture of the Day

Here’s one of the newest models to sell her soul to Victoria Secret because that stamp of approval is serious and means she’s got it going on in a big fucking way. She’ only 23 and she doesn’t mind getting topless making her pretty much my kind of girl. Not to mention I’ve been following everything she’s worn this month in this What She is Wearing feature on Vogue, cuz I’m creepy but not quite as creepy as the guy who came up with this concept….

Posted in:Model|Rosie Huntington-Whitely|Topless

2010

16

Mar

Jerry Hall You’re Lookin’ Good Sweetheart of the Day

Jerry Hall was a top model in the 1970-and now she’s scary as fuck, which makes you wonder what kind of girls get booked as models. I know for the most part they take a good picture when they are young and before they are eaten by the fucking lifestyle of hard drinking and drugs, but when you get the make-up off and give them a few year in bake in the sun, they are nothing but serious monsters. Sure, in pictures a 6 foot tall chick looks like she’d be fun to get up inside, but when you put her in heels and stand next to her at the bar, it feels more like you can crawl up her leg and burry yourself into her womb to keep warm when you’ve been evicted and have no where else to go…unfortunately, the freaks of natures have these egos that come with charing 2000 dollars a picture that makes them uninterested in short fat men, even though you’d think they’d take anything they could get based on their look, when really they have more money and glamor than they know what to do with…that’s why you should always be nice to freakishly tall women…when they are young, because by the time they weather like Jerry Hall, there’s pretty much nothing left for you…except maybe Mick Jagger divorce settlement money…but even that may not be enough to distract a man from this fucked up face.

Here she is in her prime for those of you who probably have no idea who Jerry Hall is….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Jerry Hall|Model|old

2010

02

Mar

Elle Macpherson and Her Retired Model Legs of the Day

It always impresses me when I see moms who look like Elle Macpherson, not that it happens ever, but it would impress me if I did, because moms just aren’t supposed to look worth fucking sober.

I am sure her baby daddy feels pretty fucking lucky that the mother of his kids is this easy to look at, but then again, I am sure her baby daddy fucks a lot hotter younger pussy than her, as he is probably really fucking rich, cuz models don’t really have kids with people who aren’t really fucking rich, it’s against their rules….

All I do know is that Elle Macpherson is fucking up my theory that pussy dies at 30. I traditionally hate older bitches but because older bitches usually expire. THe let themselves sag, droop, eat whatever they fucking want, turn disgusting and feel entitled cuz they are busy raising kids…bullshit….sure, she doesn’t work, she has nannies, she has a trainer who she pays more than most executives make a year, and it’s her fucking livlihood to stay lookin’ this good, but I just wish more women had that same drive and treated lookin’ good like it was their job. It would make parent-teacher night I sometimes sneak into at the local elementary school lookin’ for eager, desperate single-moms willing to support me, a lot more fun.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Elle Macpherson|Legs|Model