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2010

28

May

Adriana Lima at Some Event of the Day

In keeping up with what models who were once the hottest fucking thing to hit, you know back when they were young and claimed to still be a virgin…..before America ruined her strict Catholic upbringing and gave her tight Brazilian ass a taste of cock that it had been craving….leading to a pregnancy that totally destroyed her body and appeal….here are some pics of Adriana Lima to remind us of what was, what could of been and the unfortunate truth of what is….a bloated rendition of what could have at one time been the single hottest pussy on earth that had been found…either way, I still dig her and her ripped apart pussy and body…and you probably do too…because it’s Adriana Lima and because we are perverts who like pussy in a variety of shapes, sizes, colors and conditions….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Adriana Lima|Model|Mom

2010

24

May

Elle Macpherson Spreads Her Ex-Model Mom Legs of the Day

Here are some pictures of Elle Macpherson that remind me of when I used to play “raid” with the hooker I used to “date”. I’d break into the shitty motel room in a cop costume, I’d pin her against the wall, I’d make her “spread em” and then I’d rape her, but it wasn’t really rape, because she was charging me and because my dick is so small it is hardly a weapon and even if I force myself on the bitch, it ends up a comical mess because they never knew dicks came that small and they get intrigued by how they don’t feel it inside them…but enough about me…there are pictures of Elle Macpherson from behind and despite being a mom and a retired model, she’s still got a place in my heart as being a woman I spent the summer of ’89 masturbating to.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Elle Macpherson|Legs|Mom

2010

05

May

Lisa Rinna Shows Off Her Mom Nipples in a Tight Shirt of the Day

I dont’ really know what’s wrong with me – but I fixated on old pussy today. I think I’m trying to distract the FBI from my early morning / late night Miley Cyrus video unintentially because I’m convinced that a pantsless Miley is some kind of trap and this is the only way to divert, so what better way to show the world how much I love hags, cuz I do love all pussy, by posting a little Lisa Rinna hard nipple, even if those nipples are only a couple years old thanks to plastic surgery, or what Lisa RInna likes to call “the only thing that makes her feel alive”……

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Lisa Rinna|Mom

2010

04

May

Jessica Alba’s Mom Ass Crack of the Day

Here are some pictures of Jessica Alba playing mom to her kid since she is a mom now…not that you even remember who Jessica Alba is because she’s wronged you by taking the pregnancy plunge and quickly became insignificant…..

Which is crazy because her career relied on being the young, hot, half spic pussy who didn’t have a kid so everyone wanted a piece of, fantasizing about trying to give her a kid, but she let her emotions get the best of her and figured she had already made enough money if her career would end and knew she could afford to fade into obscurity if that was the worse case scenario, as long as she was locked into her man who was going to leave her prior to the pregnancy for life, but she is the kind of cunt who probably had an ego that didn’t even let her believe that her career would ever dry up, I mean she was the MTV award winner of best actor at least 10 times….i

Either way, like the hot moms on my street who worked back into their stripper bodies, bending their stripper bodies in a variety of hot positions while tending to their half-black stripper offspring, I like to watch but what do you don’t see in these pictures is her violated vagina lips dragging on the city sidewalk….she’s probably thanking god for pants…but I know I’m not…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Ass Crack|Jessica Alba|Mom

2010

18

Mar

Gisele’s Mom Tits of the Day

The rumor is that Gisele is working off her new baby weight and showing off her milk-filled tits, but she’s not fooling any of us…we all know she’s actually a dude they found in a small brazilian town…because men make better bikini models since they don’t get their periods…I mean Brazil is known for their trannies being very believable, so where the fuck else would the gangsters at Victoria’s Secret go to kidnap a motherfucker to work their asses off for them in exchange for their family’s freedom…who had to stage a pregnancy to justify his new breast implants…we know how it works…you’re not fooling us Gisele…or should I say George….

Either way, real tits, mom tits, fake tits on a tranny or not, she’s lookin’ better than ever…so new moms or dudes who are pretending to be new moms take some fucking notes…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Gisele Bundchen|Gym|Model|Mom|Tits

2010

18

Mar

Lookin’ Down Jessica Alba’s Shirt in the Park of the Day

I spend a lot of time in parks because parks are free, people leave you alone and there’s a whole variety of bullshit going on in them, whether drunks getting more drunk, crackheads doing more weird shit to trees, moms and their kids hanging out and playing, bending over and breast feeding or young couples fooling around and cuddling, thinking that perverts like me aren’t watching….There are girls suntanning, people exercising and even bitches doing Yoga…I’ve had sex in parks, seen people have sex in parks, jerked off to people having sex in parks, it’s better than watching a movie, and it is the ultimate escape from my shitbox I call home…

So when I saw these pictures of ex-actor who once had a ton of sex appeal before she let her insanity get herself knocked-up prematurely to trap her boyfriend who was leaving her, I was reminded all the good times I am going to have in the park, you know when lookin’ down a shirt is actually hot, and not just hanging onto a memory…..

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Jessica Alba|Mom|Park|Tits

2010

17

Mar

Heidi Klum Shows Off Her Freakishly Hot Mom Body of the Day

One of the miracles of modern times, like the shit people will look back on in 1000 years about our generation is Heidi Klum. This bitch gets ravaged by big black cock the way the Germans like it, with pain and feces and pumps out a small army of half breed kids, in efforts to detach herself with her aryan Nazi background, like a final fuck you to Hitler for tarnishing her people and proving that the stereotypes of Germans just aren’t true, but still manages to look like this…she must be genetically modified cuz it doesn’t make any sense…

I don’t know when these pictures were taken or why, I just know she’s showing off some tit and body that even if it is photoshopped, still looks fucking amazing…without even considering the fact that she’s damaged goods….and more moms need to start taking notes on this shit or something cuz more pussy needs to age this well…

I am convinced her beauty stems from her grandmother and mother being exposed to some freakish Nazi Germany initiative from their human DNA testing that lead to spiking the water system with chemicals that re-worked their genetics for some to win Olympic medals in Gymnastics and other to look this good…because I don’t know what’s going on here…but I know something is going on here. This is almost not human….and no matter how good it looks it is totally unnatural…

Posted in:Heidi Klum|Mom|Topless

2010

17

Mar

Stephanie Seymour Nipple on the Beach of the Day

I don’t like older women unless they are ex-supermodels…..or I guess hot…which happens really rarely but does happen sometimes because there are people who bounce back from having kids, or who never have kids and are vain enough to keep up appearances, but it is pretty fucking rare and easier to just want to bang 18-35 year olds….

That said, Stephanie Seymour, a chronic homewrecker and Guns and Roses wrecker, was one of the original Victoria’s Secret models back in 1990, before anyone knew who Victoria’s Secret was. She was also a SI Swimsuit model and now she’s still modeling her swimsuit, only instead of being her young hot self, she’s a mom of two….with a mom of two body that is better than most mom of two bodies but not quite where I like bodies to be…but the good news is she’s showing off nipple….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Bikini|Mom|Nipple|Stephanie Seymour

2010

25

Feb

Jennifer Lopez and Her Boxy Mom Body Perform of the Day

I love that Jennifer Lopez has decided to revive her ridiculous career. I never understood why she was so well-received in the late 90s in the first place, but everyone thought she was god’s gift to the entertainment industry, thanks to all the marketing she had behind her and the fact that you are all a bunch of fucking drones who buy into the bullshit, but I do understand that watching her try to make a comeback is fucking hysterical as her booty you once jerked off to has turned boxy and flat like the useless mom she was always meant to be….

I love watching old ladies trying to hold onto their youth and the good times they once had…it’s half the tits I get flashed at me at bars I go to cuz old bitches are so wild…..

What a fucking joke….I need the video of this….actually I don’t…It will just piss me off…I’ll just stick to the pics…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Boxy|Clown|Jennifer Lopez|Mom

2010

01

Feb

Drunken Mother of the Day

I don’t know what is worse, the fact that this woman went to grab a drink so she parked the kid outside the bar while she took a minute to unwind, or the fact that the bar didn’t sell to her. Seriously, who the fuck are they to decide who deserves to drink, what right do they have to involve themselves in their customer’s life and judge them. Society has gone soft. I remember an era when people didn’t care what you did with your kids cuz they are your fuckin’ kids to do what you want with them and now everyone fuckin’ meddles….assholes need to let us drink when we want to drink and fuck when we want to fuck and beat our kids when we want to beat our kids.

Posted in:Drunk|Mom

2009

30

Dec

Some Christina Aguilera for Old Times of the Day

I wonder if Christina Aguilera cares that Lady Gaga is the new her. You know does she sit at her luxury home watching MTV practicing Lady Gaga dance moves and dressing in Lady Gaga outfits remembering the glory days of when she was still relevant and not a washed up mother with an ugly husband who didn’t quite accomplish what Gaga has in the past year in her entire career….maybe it doesn’t really matter to her, maybe she’s happy with her life and family and I figure if I made a ton of money at a young age, I’d just spend my life getting fat and drunk not giving a fuck about anyone else, hell, I did that without making tons of money…but then again, I’m not Christina Aguilera and I don’t have the same hair dresser as the biggest thing in music…something she aspired to be….

Either way, here’s a reminder that Aguilera is still alive.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Christina Aguilera|Mom|old

2009

06

Nov

Chloe Sevigny and her Hideous Mom Ass of the Day

The best role this bitch has every been cast in was Kids, because she looks exactly like the kind of pussy who would be HIV positive. She always looks dirty, hairy and dressed like a crazy homeless person willing to bounce on your dick without a condom because she’s pretty much crazy and doesn’t know any better, but for some reason she’s been considered a fashion icon, because I guess it is impossible for her to be considered a sex symbol, you know cuz she’s ugly, but based on these mom ass pics, I can’t even imagine her being anything relevant anymore….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Ass|Chloe Sevigny|Mom

2009

28

Oct

Kristen Bell’s Boyfriend Hangs With Pussy While She Fantasizes About Being a Mom of the Day

I guess when you spend your career “acting” in horrible relationship comedies, you eventually start bringing your work home with you, because here is a scene you’d expect to be pulled right out of a Kristen Bell movie, where the boyfriend hustles some bitch with a fat ass, but an ass that is appealing to fuck because his girlfriend’s ass is repetitive and annoying since it thinks it is famous, while Kristen Bell is off lookin at a baby, holding her womb, wishing that fucking thing came out of her, but she’s been too vain and career oriented to let it happen, but figures she might as well take the plunge because she’s not getting any younger and figures Dax Sheppard, despite how pathetic he is to the rest of the world, has put up with her bullshit all this time and might as well be the donor, since finding a new boyfriend may come easy for her, but building to the level of starting a family with a motherfucker will just take too long and she wants a baby now…..but I’m just speculating….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Boyfriend|Kristen Bell|Mom

2009

21

Sep

Karina Smirnoff and Her Mom Ass of the Day

I don’t know if Karina Smirnoff is a mom, becasue despite wanting to fuck her half naked dancing body everytime I see clips from the show, because let’s face it she’s the only thing worth fucking on the show, unless you’re down with Kelly Osbourne, but it turns out she’s a mom, and this is a picture of her and her baby, only I had to crop out the baby, and focus on what we really want to see, even if it’s not quite as tight as it once was, it’s still attached to a pussy and that’s good enough for me.

Posted in:Ass|Karina Smirnoff|Mom

2009

29

Jul

Ginger Spice Shows Off Her Bra and Tits of the Day

I like watching Mom’s with young kids doing their errands because they are so exhausted, burnt out, and not giving a fuck about much after just spending the last 2 years producing a motherfuckin human in their stomach, propelling it out of their pussies, then having to take care of the fuckin thing, day and day out like it was one of those virtual pet games from 1999 that my stepdaughters used to have and that I always managed to kill, only the real life version, and the reason I like watching them is because they just don’t give a fuck. They’ve had doctors in their cunts, they’ve had their tits in their babies mouth in random public places, and now that all that is over, they miss the attention they got, because their husband is too busy hating his life, and they love that their bodies are 75% of the way back to how it was, and the whole thing makes them a little more prone to having body parts fall out of their clothes, cuz they just don’t give a fuck anymore because they are too depressed to bother….

Here’s Ginger Spice and her bra, not showing enough of really anything….but you can see her bra if you look hard enough, you depserate fuck.

Posted in:cleavage|Ginger Spicer|Mom