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Archive for the Monster Category

2010

03

May

Brooke Hogan White Bikini Top of the Day

Brooke Hogan scares me. That’s why I was forced to post these pictures first today, even though I don’t have the rights to the pictures and I’m not allowed to post them because the paparazzi hate me….She is a fucking monster, like the girl I just saw eat 2 bagels with extra cheese but I know every single one of you, both girls and guys would totally bang this white trash can of a person, not so much becuase you think fucking someone who was on TV is a cool story, and not because you’re a Hulk Hogan fan and touching anything he’s touched makes you horny, but because you’re lonely and any human contact, even scary human contact is not just good enough for you….it’s what you dream about at night while you cuddle your pillow wishing it would cuddle you back…

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2010

30

Apr

Brooke Hogan is Still a Useless Pig of the Day

Brooke Hogan is not just a joke, but she’s also a monster like her dad…and maybe that’s why he wants to fuck her…because he sees himself in her…and anyone that tanned and jacked up…probably loves themselves a lot…and wanting his daughter cuz she is the female version of him just makes sense…it’s masturbation….but to the rest of the world..she’s fucking scary…but not as scary as the era when she was on TV or when she was launching her music career…which was a serious fucking joke, so it’s nice to see her gutter ass back on the streets of Florida trashin’ it up like she was destined to do and if she’s lucky, she may get a segment on this season’s Jersey Shore…a serious match made in white trash heaven…

I am posting these for old times and new titties.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Brooke Hogan|Monster|Tits

2010

23

Apr

Kelly Ripa Plays with Balls of the Day

I used to jerk off to Kelly Ripa on the morning show. Then my TV broke. So I’d go to McDonald’s where they have free TVs and I’d watch her and I’d jerk off in the bathroom, but then I realized that it wasn’t Kelly Ripa that was turning me on, but the shape of my Egg McMuffin was and now I don’t jerk off to her at all. She’s old, has too many kids and looks like shit and here she is playing with balls, at least the only balls I really want to see her bony hand playing with, because she’s a fucking monster…

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Posted in:Kelly Ripa|Monster

2010

12

Apr

Khloe Kardashian is a Monster on the Beach of the Day

The good thing about Khloe Kardashian is that she knows she’s a fucking beast of a woman that no one has ever really jerked off to. That’s why she was the first to volunteer for the staged marriage with the guy she ended up marriying for her Kardashian show. You know, to feel what getting married is like because her whole life she knew there was no hope for her because she’s a fucking monster…..that’s why she hires hot pussy to walk around in a bikini on the beach with her to promote whatever bullshit she is promoting, because her in a bikini is not really something people run up to, but more something people run the fuck away from…..

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Posted in:Khloe Kardashian|Monster

2010

01

Apr

Khloe Kardashian Stuffs Her Pig Face of the Day

Khloe Kardashian is a fucking pig and here she is stuffing her face…but then again when you are a a fucking beast of a person and she needs to fuel herself somehow and if it’s not with food…I have a feeling it’d be dangerous….you know if you starve this bitch out for a couple of hours we’re at risk of her grabbing anything near her, from people’s small dogs to their small children, so it’s probably best to keep her full, no matter how scary that may be to restaurants with an all you can eat ice cream bar.

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Posted in:Eating|Khloe Kardashian|Monster|Pig

2010

26

Mar

Serena Williams is s a Monster in a Bikini of the Day

This is the shit that inspires horror movies or at least Halloween costumes cuz it just doesn’t look human and scares the fuck out of me, but apparently it is human, but not the kind of human you’d want to see on the beach in a bikini or really see anywhere outside of her cage out of fear the thing will attack…Seriously, she is so scary, that like Moses, bitch can part the sea as even it knows it’s something it doesn’t want to fuck with, now I don’t know if that makes sense, but I do know that these pictures of Serena Williams don’t make sense, this is supposed to be an athlete, and by the look of her and her growth hormones that went totally wrong in terms of the way she looks, but I guess went terribly right in terms of winning matches against skinny blonde society girls who make up the tennis circuit and they put up against this shit and the worst thing in all this is that these pictures got me hard….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Bikini|Monster|Serena Williams

2010

11

Mar

Khloe Kardashian is a Monster with a Hard Nipple of the Day

I love the fabric of the dress Monster Kardashian is wearing. I’ve been seeing it a lot on girls in bars, on the street and pretty much everywhere and it’s some kind of fake leather-lookin’ shit that for some reason gives girls hard nipples.

I don’t know what it is about this fabric that makes nipples hard, but it must be magic or at least created by some kind of pervert…..because even Monster Kardashian, a creature who must have a huge set of testicles, the fabric still fuck makes the motherfucker’s nipples hard.

And since I love nipples, this post is more to encourage more girls to wear this kind of shirt, like actual girls and not ones who look like they belong in gay porn, and not to celebrate Khloe Kardashian…I just want to make that clear…because there is nothing worth celebrating when it comes to Khloe Kardashian…except maybe when the someone shoots her when she tries to attack them at their campground or some shit…in a mount that paw and turn it into an end table kind of way…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Khloe Kardashian|Monster

2010

22

Feb

Annalynne McCord Tryin’ to Tease of the Day

Everytime I see pictures of Annalynne McCord with an open mouth, she reminds me of some kind of primate that is about to eat my babies, who I need to fight off to protect my family, but instead of throwing her feces at my face, she’s always trying to act sexy, whether it’s wearing a see thru shirt, or tight clothing, or slowly letting her jacket slip off her shoulder in what looks unintentional, but is actually totally contrived kind of way, like some fuckin’ striptease where you don’t get to see pussy, and the whole thing is causing an internal battle in my head, do I throw my babies at her to eat and pull out my dick and start jerking off, or do I run for my fucking life.

I don’t know if that makes sense, but what I am trying to say is that bitch is ugly, but her body is solid and I’d still fuck it, just with my eyes shut or her on all fours, so that I wouldn’t have to see that face, not that it is an option, but I pretend it is, cuz it helps me get through my pathetic days, as admitting that fucking Annalynne McCord is not an option cuz she is “too good” for me, is some real depressing shit that I prefer ignoring…because I know she’s ugly, bottom feeding trash her and her entourage don’t….

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Posted in:Annalynne McCord|Monster

2010

11

Feb

Jenna Jameson is a Fucking Monster of the Day

If you are wondering how girls who have taken an insane amount of loads on their faces age, it’s not really pleasant. But in defense of guys who like cumming on girl’s faces, the cumming on Jenna Jameson’s got nothing to do with her looking like a fucking monster. The psychological damage that lead her to getting guys to cum on her face for money on camera over the course of her career in porn is probably the reason she looks like a fucking monster. You know medicating with drugs, alcohol, plastic surgery, abusive relationships and all those good things that come with being a porn bitch….

Pics via LFI

Posted in:Jenna Jameson|Monster