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Archive for the Naomi Campbell Category

2013

26

Apr

Noami Campbell Lives and She’s Blonde in Vogue of the Day

Naomi Campbell is channeling all the women I see at Wal Mart, who have 50 shades of black babies, probably from various men, with their golden weave still in from last night’s lap dance, because the strip club and Wal Mart along with Beyonce, is where you’ll see the most rare breed of blonde black chicks per capita. That’s a fact, I mean that was until today, when Naomi Campbell took the gutter and brought it to the high fashion world in the pages of vogue, looking like an African goddess, all long, lean and tight bodied, that coupled with her shitty personality, make her one of my favorites, but that could just be because I’ve never banged a black girl, they always snob me out, look at me and laugh at me, which makes me want them so bad…

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2012

29

Nov

Naomi Campbell and Kate Moss for Interview Russia of the Day

I don’t know if this is a reminder of Russia in the 80s…during the Cold War…when Levis Jeans…Coca Cola…and McDonalds were all the fucking rage and people would pay 10 times the price to get at them….you know all while listening to 10 year old American music and watching 10 year old American movies…totally 10 years behind their relevance or peak in the Western world….you know a little too late to apologize…a little Kate Moss and Naomi Campbell have been retired for 10 fucking years here…but now getting work there…situation…Or maybe it has to do with them being BFFs and Naomi Campbell having tight Russian ties cuz she’s married to a Russian billionaire….but either way…it is awesome…cuz seeing these models I grew up on…and with…topless in their 40s…like they were still in their 20s…posing together…like they aren’t rivals but friends…is erotic as hell to me…but then again…I like all things past their prime…especially expired breast milk.

Posted in:Kate Moss|Naomi Campbell|NSFW

2011

14

Nov

Hot Old School Models In Underwear for Duran Duran’s New Video of the Day

Girl Panic is some new Duran Duran song..sure, I don’t give a fuck about Duran Duran or their new song…they are old, tired and borin….but they cast a set of models to be in the shit…who happen to be old, tired and boring models but models willing to get half naked regardless of age….cuz models are easy like that…all they really need is a dude with some celebrity or huge money offering to pay them to participate…especially now that the work they get is few and far between…

…So old Naomi Campbell, Helena Christensen, Eva Herzigova and Cindy Crawford got half naked for the shit and I watched…and you can to….

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Posted in:Cindy Crawford|Eva Herzigova|Helena Christensen|Naomi Campbell

2011

30

Aug

Naomi Campbell Gets Taped Up of the Day

Here are some pictures of Naomi Campbell all taped up and tied down for the fetishists and those of you in the KKK….who remember the good old days when this lead to being tied behind a truck when your racist little dick was done with her….because you’re fucking sick….

I think it is funny that they’re playing on the fact that she’s a total cunt who anyone has ever been with her has wanted to do this to her…only they couldn’t because being that total cunt she’s runs the fucking show…and only lets people around her who control her…except when getting paid….which clearly she is….

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2011

28

Mar

Naomi Campbell’s Living the Good Life While Scratching Her Ass of the Day

Here’s some shitty Naomi Campbell bikini pics, no racist, as she sits and smokes on a yacht that I assume belongs to her billionaire Russian tycoon who somehow got the contracts for oil during the fall of communism in what I can only assume was a wholesome, legal and ethical way.

There’s nothing hot about these pictures, unless you like watching pretentious, high maintenance scratching her ass that gave her this good life….

But I’m posting them anyway, cuz she’s wearing a bikini and that’s really all I need to justify wasting my time uploading this shit, no racist.

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2010

16

Sep

Naomi Campbell’s Ironic T-Shirt of the Day

I don’t really know what the fuck I was thinking when I pulled these pictures. I don’t know if it was that I thought people like this ex-Supermodel from the 90s with the darkest skin who they’ve all probably seen naked, but are wondering what she was up to yesterday…..or if I thought her ironic t-shirt that has lingerie silk-screened on the shit…like a Venice Beach bikini body…was stupid enough for me to point out….or maybe I just felt like aging model legs was what we all needed this afternoon….I just know that I’m posting them and I sure as hell hope you’re not jerking off to them…cuz I have no idea what kind of fetish this would fall under…Is it lingerie printed on t-shirt fetish, an ex model fetish, an aging leg fetish…or not quite a fetish at all….wow…this post made me want to nap..

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2010

29

Jun

Naomi Campbell in a One Piece of the Day

I guess retired model Naomi Campbell got offered so much money to do this photoshoot that she couldn’t refuse, but she’s a fucking diva and wasn’t going to go out of her way to get a bikini wax for the shit, cuz that requires effort and she’s a lazy fucking pig….so lazy that her hundreds of millions of dollars she made as a model was too annoying to spend, so she went and locked down some Russian billionaire to pay her way, cuz that’s just the kind of cunt she is, hairy, obnoxious and really fucking expensive….

Pics via Bauer

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2010

11

Jun

Naomi Campbell Boring Bikini Pictures of the Day

I think I am a slave to the bikini like Naomi Campbell’s family were slaves in the plantation.

Seriously. I see the shit…and even if I don’t like the shit…and even if I don’t know the shit colored shit in the shit…or if the person in the shit is bullshit…I feel like I have no choice but to post the shit…and this is the miserable result of my weakness…even though I feel like I posted this shit GO a few days ago…cuz I guess this bitch likes wearing the same bikini…and I like doing the same posts…thank god it’s the fucking weekend…I hate all of you.

Pics via Fame

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2010

08

Jun

Naomi Campbell’s Russian Billionaire Pussy in a Bikini of the Day

I know seeing a crazy old black beast of model in her bikini unless she is throwing her feces at the paparazzi…but I have limited options and I feel that if I don’t give her a little attention, despite not really being my ideal type of pussy, that the Russian mafia will be knocking at my door demanding I do…not because I am significant, but because I am paranoid and know that any Russian billionaire is someone who is seriously corrupt and connected, who dates models cuz it is status, you see it was only a few years ago that they were all in work uniforms practicing gymnastics and other olympic sports in work camps when they weren’t waiting in line for rationed breads….before buying a Russian bride was made easy…but this isnt a history lesson, if anything, it’s a zoology lesson….you’re racist for thinking that was racist….and here she is in a bikini….

Pics via Bauer

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2010

24

May

Naomi Campbell Threesome Picture of the Day

Naomi is a waste of space, but more importantly a waste of champagne. There are people like me who have waited a lifetime to taste the sweet nectar of actual champagne, but instead I am forced to drink shit like Baby Duck and other ghetto sparkling wine that gives me a fucking headache, while this cunt and her billionaire russian (mobster) oil tycoon have the luxury of spraying the shit all over each other like the bunch of wasting pigs who live in excess that they are….

I guess life’s not fair, but I’d rather live the shitty life I live than be forced to spend the day with J.Lo on her yacht, which is what these idiots are doing while they are acting all wild and crazy, but not crazy enough, cuz I’d love if this ended in a traditional Naomi Campbell freak out that leaves Jenny from the block at the bottom of the ocean…but I never get what I want, I’ve come to terms with that.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Champagne|Naomi Campbell

2009

13

Oct

Naomi Campbell Bikini Pictures of the Day

I am a little slow on this shit, because let’s face it, 40 year old cunts in bikinis aren’t really what I live for, unless they end in 40 year old sex tapes. If anything I find it almost comical when I see a 40 year old in a bikini. Maybe it’s got something to do with being raised in the late 70s and 80s, a time when the one-piece rand shit, but I think it’s got more to do with 40 year old women having shitty bodies, except maybe when they are genetically altered like Naomi Campbell where she’s all legs, no fat and all attitude thanks to a career of modeling that left her with an ego, a billionaire finance and the whitest lookin’ teeth against her black as night skin, in which case, I shouldn’t complain and just post the pictures….and that’s what I am going to do because knowing I spent 4 minutes writing about Naomi Campbell depresses me.

Pics via INFphoto and Bauer

Posted in:Bikini|Naomi Campbell

2009

05

Oct

Naomi Campbell’s Nipples on the Runway of the Day

Naomi Campbell is a model who I thought was retired, but I guess she felt the need to grace the world with her dark, luxurious, wallet fucking nipples at whatever fashion week is going on right now, since every week seems to be fucking fashion week, making me excited for the week that isn’t fashion week and that I can stop walking around in this tuxedo I made out of garbage bags to try and fit in like I was invited to these red carpet high profile, homoerotic yet luxurious fashion shows, instead of just left here to die, so that I can crawl back into the soiled sweatpants I pretty much have made a part of me by not ever taking them off….and even sometimes showering with them and by showering I mean getting caught in the rain, cuz showers are for idiots……

I have this feeling Naomi Campbell smells like shit, she just has that look that even if she showers, you know like she’s rotting on the inside from all the preservatives she’s ingested over the years to land billionaire cock. She’s trash, no matter how many billionaires she marries, or how decadent her ass thinks she is and here she is showing off her nipples like a common whore, that I haven’t decided whether wanting them makes you gay or straight….

I have a feeling that I haven’t recovered from the weekend because I reread part of this and it made no fucking sense…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Naomi Campbell|Nipples|Runway

2009

21

Aug

Naomi Campbell Flases Her Bikini Bottoms of the Day

Summer is almost over and I haven’t seen nearly enough bikinis, so this weekend I am planning on finding the nearest beach, where girls will be in bikinis and where I will be hiding in the bushes watching. People always ask me why I insist on hiding in the bushes because they find it weird and I tell them it is a lot less weird than masturbating in public, if anything masturbating in public is frowned upon and enough to get a motherfucker arrested so we keep it behind the brush like some Vietnam war vet reliving the days in the jungle. Not that I actually masturbate, my dick barely works these daysand these pics of Naomi Campbell in her bikini aren’t helping me, even though I love black girls and I love crotches, but what may help though is my friend who had some prostate issues has given me a Cyalis and apparently after taking that shit a gust of wind will make me hard for the next 3 days, which is either gonna result in some serious chronic masturbation til my dick burns off from the friction or someone is gonna get raped. I will let you know how it works out for me….if I don’t get arrested…

Posted in:Bikini|Naomi Campbell

2009

17

Aug

Naomi Campbell isn’t Wearing Underwear of the Day

Someone sent me this picture of Naomi Campbell flashing her genitals at some party because they know I like black girls and creeping on girls on balconies.

I do have black girl fetish that I’ve never been able to live out because black girls don’t seem to like fat poor drunk mexicans at least not when they are me. After inspecting this picture, I think the key word the reader who sent this in missed out on was GIRL, cuz he definitely got the black part right, but there is no way that’s a vagina, or at least like any vagina I have ever seen, it’s goot be testicle or cock peeking out of her pants, or maybe it’s the alien from ALIEN, cuz it looks like it’s waving at me or some shit and I am scared.

Posted in:Naomi Campbell|No Underwear

2009

12

Aug

Naomi Campbell Washes Her Stinky Vag Her Bikini of the Day

Naomi Campbell was out on a boat with her Russian billionaire real estate entrepreneur/russian mobster, who she is either married to or engaged to because crazy high maintenance cunts like billionaires and russians are the only kind of sadist motherfuckers who can handle crazy high maintenance cunts.

At least that’s what my homie Vladimir used to tell me everytime he got caught up with a crazy escort, because apparently no matter how insane the bitch got, he said they had nothing on the girl’s back home, then he’d beat the fuck out of them.

Not that it matters, what does matter is that Naomi Campbell is hosing down her stinky cunt and I’m not just saying that to be racist, because I love black pussy and dream about it at night, I am saying it because why else would a bitch be hosing down her cunt. I guess maybe it’s to get the salt water out of the shit cuz it’s making the herpes scabs burn, but I prefer thinking she chronically smells like rotting seafood because stinky pussy makes me feel alive, or at least keeps me awake everytime I go down on a bitch, so that I don’t fall asleep in her pussy like some kind of asshole.

Posted in:Bikini|Naomi Campbell|Russian