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2014

26

Aug

Naomi Campbell Tits for Interview of the Day

Naomi Campbell may be old, but she’s still amazing, one of the OG supermodels and here she is topless.for Interview Magazine, like it was still early 90s, reminding me that I’ve failed at life because I haven’t ever convinced a black girl to sleep with me, they’ve all laughed at me – cuz I guess poor fat Mexicans don’t appeal to them…Racists…

This is for Interview Magazine, where I assume she just spoke about herself the whole time.

Not very fascinating…but I still see nipples.

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2013

26

Apr

Noami Campbell Lives and She’s Blonde in Vogue of the Day

Naomi Campbell is channeling all the women I see at Wal Mart, who have 50 shades of black babies, probably from various men, with their golden weave still in from last night’s lap dance, because the strip club and Wal Mart along with Beyonce, is where you’ll see the most rare breed of blonde black chicks per capita. That’s a fact, I mean that was until today, when Naomi Campbell took the gutter and brought it to the high fashion world in the pages of vogue, looking like an African goddess, all long, lean and tight bodied, that coupled with her shitty personality, make her one of my favorites, but that could just be because I’ve never banged a black girl, they always snob me out, look at me and laugh at me, which makes me want them so bad…

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2012

29

Nov

Naomi Campbell and Kate Moss for Interview Russia of the Day

I don’t know if this is a reminder of Russia in the 80s…during the Cold War…when Levis Jeans…Coca Cola…and McDonalds were all the fucking rage and people would pay 10 times the price to get at them….you know all while listening to 10 year old American music and watching 10 year old American movies…totally 10 years behind their relevance or peak in the Western world….you know a little too late to apologize…a little Kate Moss and Naomi Campbell have been retired for 10 fucking years here…but now getting work there…situation…Or maybe it has to do with them being BFFs and Naomi Campbell having tight Russian ties cuz she’s married to a Russian billionaire….but either way…it is awesome…cuz seeing these models I grew up on…and with…topless in their 40s…like they were still in their 20s…posing together…like they aren’t rivals but friends…is erotic as hell to me…but then again…I like all things past their prime…especially expired breast milk.

Posted in:Kate Moss|Naomi Campbell|NSFW

2011

14

Nov

Hot Old School Models In Underwear for Duran Duran’s New Video of the Day

Girl Panic is some new Duran Duran song..sure, I don’t give a fuck about Duran Duran or their new song…they are old, tired and borin….but they cast a set of models to be in the shit…who happen to be old, tired and boring models but models willing to get half naked regardless of age….cuz models are easy like that…all they really need is a dude with some celebrity or huge money offering to pay them to participate…especially now that the work they get is few and far between…

…So old Naomi Campbell, Helena Christensen, Eva Herzigova and Cindy Crawford got half naked for the shit and I watched…and you can to….

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2011

30

Aug

Naomi Campbell Gets Taped Up of the Day

Here are some pictures of Naomi Campbell all taped up and tied down for the fetishists and those of you in the KKK….who remember the good old days when this lead to being tied behind a truck when your racist little dick was done with her….because you’re fucking sick….

I think it is funny that they’re playing on the fact that she’s a total cunt who anyone has ever been with her has wanted to do this to her…only they couldn’t because being that total cunt she’s runs the fucking show…and only lets people around her who control her…except when getting paid….which clearly she is….

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2011

28

Mar

Naomi Campbell’s Living the Good Life While Scratching Her Ass of the Day

Here’s some shitty Naomi Campbell bikini pics, no racist, as she sits and smokes on a yacht that I assume belongs to her billionaire Russian tycoon who somehow got the contracts for oil during the fall of communism in what I can only assume was a wholesome, legal and ethical way.

There’s nothing hot about these pictures, unless you like watching pretentious, high maintenance scratching her ass that gave her this good life….

But I’m posting them anyway, cuz she’s wearing a bikini and that’s really all I need to justify wasting my time uploading this shit, no racist.

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2010

16

Sep

Naomi Campbell’s Ironic T-Shirt of the Day

I don’t really know what the fuck I was thinking when I pulled these pictures. I don’t know if it was that I thought people like this ex-Supermodel from the 90s with the darkest skin who they’ve all probably seen naked, but are wondering what she was up to yesterday…..or if I thought her ironic t-shirt that has lingerie silk-screened on the shit…like a Venice Beach bikini body…was stupid enough for me to point out….or maybe I just felt like aging model legs was what we all needed this afternoon….I just know that I’m posting them and I sure as hell hope you’re not jerking off to them…cuz I have no idea what kind of fetish this would fall under…Is it lingerie printed on t-shirt fetish, an ex model fetish, an aging leg fetish…or not quite a fetish at all….wow…this post made me want to nap..

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2010

29

Jun

Naomi Campbell in a One Piece of the Day

I guess retired model Naomi Campbell got offered so much money to do this photoshoot that she couldn’t refuse, but she’s a fucking diva and wasn’t going to go out of her way to get a bikini wax for the shit, cuz that requires effort and she’s a lazy fucking pig….so lazy that her hundreds of millions of dollars she made as a model was too annoying to spend, so she went and locked down some Russian billionaire to pay her way, cuz that’s just the kind of cunt she is, hairy, obnoxious and really fucking expensive….

Pics via Bauer

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2010

11

Jun

Naomi Campbell Boring Bikini Pictures of the Day

I think I am a slave to the bikini like Naomi Campbell’s family were slaves in the plantation.

Seriously. I see the shit…and even if I don’t like the shit…and even if I don’t know the shit colored shit in the shit…or if the person in the shit is bullshit…I feel like I have no choice but to post the shit…and this is the miserable result of my weakness…even though I feel like I posted this shit GO a few days ago…cuz I guess this bitch likes wearing the same bikini…and I like doing the same posts…thank god it’s the fucking weekend…I hate all of you.

Pics via Fame

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