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2016

29

Nov

Naomi Campbell Is in W Magazine of the Day

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Naomi Campbell lives…

I am not really posting these pictures because they are something I can jerk off to – and that’s not because I am racist – because when it comes to black women – I think they are one of the most appealing species of human – I wouldn’t say I am a black fetishists, but I feel like a failure for never having enough swag to appeal to one – even the big ones….because my penis is just too small and they are the ones racist against me….so in a lot of ways, like a slave owner’s daughter, in exile from the black sauce, only instead of my overbearing slave owning dad keeping me away from the chocolatey goodness..it’s all on them….with their looks of disgust…like “there’s no way I’ll sit on your face and smother the fuck out of you like you want”….

That said, Naomi Campbell has been a lot of fun over the years, just a cunty high maintenance British model who has been given a taste of luxury – being labeled a supermodel – and has carried that rich princess attitude through life – causing scenes…..

So she’s still alive, old as fuck, but black don’t crack, just her legs get a little chunkier and they’d be pretty good to wrap around your neck like a scarf, but she only likes Russian billionaires…

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2016

12

Feb

Naomi Campbell in Men’s Underwear with A$AP Rocky for POP Magazine of the Day

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I used to have a friend who was obsessed with girls in men’s underwear, I mean to make it creepier, it was actually girls in little boy underwear, we’re talking the tighty whitie bullshit with the penis hole…it was in the late 90s, an era where the thong would blow a motherfucker away…and dude would get these girls to change out of the revealing panties and put on the little kid panties…I found it uncomfortable but not as uncomfortable as the day he told me about how he got dumped by his girlfriend and he went to a gay bar and had 3 dudes fuck the shit out of him…also weird to talk about in the 90s….clearly dude was molested as a child…but everytime I see a girl in men’s underwear I think of him, even when it’s Naomi Campbell, the blacker than night, momma Africa model who has been one of the biggest pretentious cunts throughout the years, fitting seeing as she’s a fashion model, which is one of the most pretentious jobs that is hardly even a job, when she’s not out fucking Russian Billionaires…I know, this isn’t exciting…but she is simulating black sex because black lives matter with ASAP Rocky.

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2016

08

Jan

90s Model Comeback for Balmain of the Day

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I was masturbating in the 90s, meaning I wasn’t born in the 90s, so I remember when these “supermodels” were the most aggressively marketed girls of the generation, they were household names, and not the only thing people were masturbating to, I mean there were the 90s Playboy chicks and the 90s Victoria’s Secret girls, and the 90s actresses and more obscure models and porn chicks…but these three – Claudia, Cindy and Naomi were the tall , fashion industry, probably the top paid, most glamourous and they were all capable of landing at least one billionaire, because that’s the kind of hooking they did…

Balmain decided to bring them all together, in some reunion tour, like the recently announced Spice Girl reunion tour, for old timers and the kids who are appropriating the 90s because it’s hip and ironic, and 50 year olds may never have looked this good, thanks to technology, but they are still 50 year olds…and that, even to a 45 year old…is repulsive, but probably not as repulsive as all the sex I’m sure they’ve had in those 50 years, mainly the early part of their career…18 year olds navigating the scene…and I guess that, along with everything else, makes these three together in a publicity stunt, still speak to that fetish…

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2015

10

Dec

Naomi Campbell’s Nipple at Madonna’s Party of the Day

Sounds pretentious – because it is…

Naomi Campbell long, luxurious, nipple…..or really her full tit – pulled out of her shirt – leaving a Madonna Party and the only thing it is missing is an angry Naomi Campbell having some kind of rich bratty model tantrum, either throwing things, or punching things, as she’s been known to do..

YOu see, I like my models to have massive fucking egos, at least at the Naomi Campbell level of models, and I like seeing them assert yourself…

I’m so used to Instagram models pulling the same kind of shit, and it’s just not as cute, luxurious or warranted as this…even if the self absorbed instagram model thinks it is…

Point of the story is…hot nipple..

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2015

16

Nov

Naomi Campbell’s Doing Lingerie of the Day

Naomi Campbell the old as fuck, black as night, amazingly bitchy, British model, who is officially a lingerie designer…and by lingerie designer I mean the team at Yamamay sent her people 100 designs and she picked her favorites…and maybe, just maybe, offered a few changes that her expertise as a model for the last 3 decades can offer, in terms of how to make it just a little bit better, tricks of the trade…or some shit..

She’s still got a rockin’ body, it’s the African in her, because she’s very fucking African looking, in case you’re blind…and she looks fine in the lingerie, but I prefer when she’s terrorizing people on planes, being a horribly spoiled person…because she was paid a lot of money, coddled and able to be a very spoiled person…who could throw real fucking tantrums…

I guess, she’s got limited ways to keep the money coming in, and these people fucking love the money coming in, so why not do it with underwear girls everywhere can soak through with various bodily fluids…from shit to period to squirt…to yeast infection…because being the receptor of those things or the producer of those things…seems appropriate.

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2015

12

Oct

Naomi Campbell for LUI Magazine of the Day

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Naomi Campbell, or as we like to call her, Midnight, because she reminds me of a black stripper in her 40s I once fell in love with because of her unique smell off too much perfume and black chick….coupled with the fact that black girls just don’t age like white girls…and into their 80s can be round assed, smooth skinned, goddesses…if they have the right athletic body type, because as you know, if you’ve been to Walmart and you have, that no all black girls are long, tall and lean..but rather…that round ass is round everything all jacked up with Diabetes as they drink their sugary drinks and eat their processed food…becuase America likes to oppress black people…while Europe and I guess Russia like to make them millionaires…like they did with Naomi Campbell…one of the most sour models in the history of models…with a diva personality far more interesting than Beyonce, or Oprah….

I am a fan, and not just because she still looks good naked…but because this is 25 years after she first started getting naked…

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2015

18

Sep

Naomi Campbell Topless for Instagram of the Day

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Naomi Campbell has more than just a bad attitude…she’s also got nipples.

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2015

07

Apr

Burberry Goes Black of the Day

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Naomi Campbell, Jourdan Dunn are the faces of a new Burberry campaign, because I guess Burberry has gone black…but will they go back?

I mean we know hip hop loves luxury goods, and people with money love hip hop and luxury goods, but the white trash in the trailer park racists…sure as hell won’t be outfitting their KKK meetings in Burberry hoods this year…I’ll tell you that much…

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2015

12

Feb

Naomi Campbell Nipples of the Day

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I am sure there are better things to look at than the nipples of some old as fuck model who still looks good, because she’s black and black people don’t age…and she’s skinny, because models don’t get fat….but I’m all about these see through dress for AIDS research, Nubian princess looking angel sent from heaven to make millions, date Russian billions, and more importantly have a shitty, diva attitude about the whole thing. Pretty much shitting on anything that got in her pampered way, because I guess she forgot about the whole slavery or even the whole aids or famine in Africa thing and only sees her self involved spoiled brat life…because that’s what happens when you are overpaid and overhyped..it gets to your head…but at least when she pretends to care, she does it showing nipples…

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2015

27

Jan

Naomi Campbell for La Perla Fashion Show Pics of the Day

La Perla is a lingerie company, that is probably owned by Victoria’s Secret, but that is not marketed as Victoria’s Secret, because Victoria’s Secret is an evil empire that makes cheap shit lingerie and it would taint the more expensive La Perla branding….

Well they had a fashion show…and Naomi Campbell wasn’t too old to walk the runway…pretty fucking fascinating stuff…you know that Naomi Campbell, billionaire, is not too old or rich to be doing this kind of thing….

Also fascinating, is that she still looks as good as she did back when she first introduced me to how hot black girls can be, making me want to fuck them like they were white girls girls, but still never having a chance, because black girls, especially the ones in line at Walmart hate when I compliment their leggings….

Other models were there too…

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2014

16

Dec

Naomi Campbell Does Agent Provocateur of the Day

Naomi Campbell was at one point in time one of the biggest things in modelling, which is almost amazing to think about, because the world is racist, and most tall black girls aren’t made into millionaire models, but instead used for other things, like the mom of 6 babies with different daddies…I’ve seen Maury…I know how it is…

Luckily, I’ve never been a racist, I mean the first tits I ever jerked off to were from National Geographic African tribes, and I’ve carried that love for black women with saggers into my adult life, not that I’ve ever banged any black girls, they always give me atitude and laugh at my small penis…but I would…

Not that this has anything to do with Naomi Campblell, the billionaire dating supermodel, who clearly still has it going on in Agent Provocateur lingerie….but this is my site, I’ll talk about what I want to…

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2014

03

Dec

Naomi Campbell is Still Hot of the Day

Someone once told me that Black Don’t Crack…

I don’t know if that was a racist statement, or one based on the strong genetics of the black people, who never age…

But I do know that Naomi Campbell is still looking amazing, and she must be in her late 50s…which is impressive, but necessary in her seducing billionaire Russian husbands to sugar daddy her, because even rich girls need sugar daddies, it’s all part of the model psychology…

That’s all I have to say about that..

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2014

26

Aug

Naomi Campbell Tits for Interview of the Day

Naomi Campbell may be old, but she’s still amazing, one of the OG supermodels and here she is topless.for Interview Magazine, like it was still early 90s, reminding me that I’ve failed at life because I haven’t ever convinced a black girl to sleep with me, they’ve all laughed at me – cuz I guess poor fat Mexicans don’t appeal to them…Racists…

This is for Interview Magazine, where I assume she just spoke about herself the whole time.

Not very fascinating…but I still see nipples.

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2013

26

Apr

Noami Campbell Lives and She’s Blonde in Vogue of the Day

Naomi Campbell is channeling all the women I see at Wal Mart, who have 50 shades of black babies, probably from various men, with their golden weave still in from last night’s lap dance, because the strip club and Wal Mart along with Beyonce, is where you’ll see the most rare breed of blonde black chicks per capita. That’s a fact, I mean that was until today, when Naomi Campbell took the gutter and brought it to the high fashion world in the pages of vogue, looking like an African goddess, all long, lean and tight bodied, that coupled with her shitty personality, make her one of my favorites, but that could just be because I’ve never banged a black girl, they always snob me out, look at me and laugh at me, which makes me want them so bad…

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2012

29

Nov

Naomi Campbell and Kate Moss for Interview Russia of the Day

I don’t know if this is a reminder of Russia in the 80s…during the Cold War…when Levis Jeans…Coca Cola…and McDonalds were all the fucking rage and people would pay 10 times the price to get at them….you know all while listening to 10 year old American music and watching 10 year old American movies…totally 10 years behind their relevance or peak in the Western world….you know a little too late to apologize…a little Kate Moss and Naomi Campbell have been retired for 10 fucking years here…but now getting work there…situation…Or maybe it has to do with them being BFFs and Naomi Campbell having tight Russian ties cuz she’s married to a Russian billionaire….but either way…it is awesome…cuz seeing these models I grew up on…and with…topless in their 40s…like they were still in their 20s…posing together…like they aren’t rivals but friends…is erotic as hell to me…but then again…I like all things past their prime…especially expired breast milk.

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