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2009

17

Mar

Natasha Richardson Brain Dead of the Day

I know this is my second post on Natasha Richardson, but I was at Mont Tremblant on Sunday hustlin with some dude pimpin St Patrick’s day, who’s dog had a hat, so I feel like it hits close to home.

Sure I don’t have any inside information other than when I was there the hills were sheer fucking ice all over the place and that if you hit your head hard enough on it, shit can hemorrhage and make you brain dead an hour after the incident, I guess. My contact with some pot dealer who hooked my up that works at the ski school there isn’t answering my texts, so I’ll just go with the NY Post story.

They say she is brain dead and heading home to NYC for her Family to say goodbye to her before being taken off life support and as Neeson’s producers on the movie he’s filming cringe at the thought of all the money they are about to lose since his life is shattered, the rest of the world is feeling his pain. What a shitty thing to have happen.

This post is to say that my home has killed one of yours Hollywood, and I feel responsible for it, if I had my say it would have been one of the useless sluts who pollutes the world and not a low key actress with kids.

It is also to say that I have hit my head, I have been hit in the head, I have had car accidents where I hit my head, I have passed the fuck out from hitting my head, fuckin’ weird fluid has poured out of my nose from hitting my head, and I never became brain dead an hour after the incident, but I am going to start wearing a helmet everywhere i go.


Here’s the sad news from NY POST, I know this is too sensitive from me, but I find it all very sad…
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Here’s a picture of the dog with a hat on from Sunday. I know. I couldn’t believe it either. I wish I had a camera with me at all times. You wouldn’t believe the other shit I see.

Bonus my friend just sent me a video of some asshole skiing, who probably deserved to be the one brought off the hill on a stretcher, but obviously already being brain dead or at least brain dead enought to manage lookin’ this stupid and not caring….

Posted in:Brain Dead|Natasha Richardson

2009

17

Mar

Natasha Richardson Can’t Ski of the Day

I wrote about going up to the woods and poppin’ bottles with models, you know by running through the forrest hunting racoons because I had no real poon and they looked soft, plentiful and easy to seduce, all you need is a little kitchen garbage and I always smell like kitchen garbage.

Anyway, I just got word from my friend who lives up there, that some famous chick was at the ski hill that I walked through Sunday afternoon lookin for quarters to get home and check out rich ski bunnies since I was hungover and it was a nice day.

So I googled the shit and it turns out that it was Natasha Richardson, who I didn’t really know, but who I have heard of and who is married to Liam Neeson.

Anyway, she fell, was airlifted and now the couple are a couple minutes away from me, her in critical condition with brain damage and Neeson seeing his life crash before his eyes. I should go for an exclusive, I know a doctor at that hospital, but I’m not a news source and you don’t really care about this, you insensitive pricks. Wear your helmets…


Here’s the story
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Here’s some older pics of her at some event showin some pant. That’s what my UK brethren call underwear….

Posted in:Critical Condition|Natasha Richardson|Skiing

2008

07

May

Natasha Richardson’s Panty Flash of the Day

Her name is Natasha Richardson, she’s 45 and from the UK and apparantly has some kind of flim or television career here, but I don’t have any idea who she is. What I do know is that she got invited to this Gala Event at the Met the other day along with every other unimportant person, including the cast of Gossip Girl and she decided to flash us her underwear to stand out from the crowd and put her name on the map. I like to think of this as a step in the right direction, not because I find her hot but because I like naked chicks, so let’s hope next time around we don’t have to see her piss colored underwear and we can see her 45 year old pussy. That’s all I have to say about that.

Posted in:Natasha Richardson|Panty