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2015

10

Aug

Nicki Minaj Creepy Fame Whoring of the Day

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Nicki Minaj made some sort of attention seeking announcement at her last concert saying something like “Meek Mill is my Baby Father”…which could be her announcing her pregnancy, which justify her body, but wouldn’t explain why it has looked like that for the last 5 years of fame, is she an elephant and is this the gestation period….

More importantly, it doesn’t explain who this Meek Mill character is, and why do Drake and Nicki Minaj feel the need to do all this PR for the guy, who before two weeks ago, barely existed.

My theory is that he either has gay sex videos of Drake, or maybe they are all just BFFs who run train on Nicki Minaj, and one night after sex they all decided to bring him up, because he was feeling sad he couldn’t get as full an erection as drake when they were double penetrating Nicki’s asshole…

Now the real question is, why am I posting about this? Oh right…the below picture…what the fuck kind of barnyard antics is this…

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2015

24

Jul

Nicki Minaj in her See Through Good Morning America Outfit of the Day

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Yesterday, I was walking down the street and the girl in front of me was wearing a pair of leggings that I assume she had no idea were totally fucking shredded…

Meaning, like a run in her pantyhose, that shit happened to her whole ass area, in a the pants couldn’t take it anymore, she was fatter than she though, squeezed into a smaller size than she though, and they just fucking exploded … and she had no idea…

I tried to take the pic, to post to instagram, as you do when you see people embarrassing themselves, rather than tell them so they don’t continue walking down a busy street ass out, because I figure it’s part of some comedy act or some shit…and I don’t need t be on Candid Camera or a youtube prank show…

It was sloppy, gross even, but wasn’t nearly as sloppy as this inappropriate, not fit for TV, or ever, fat chick in revealing clothes shit…

NICKI MINAJ IS AS MUCH A MONSTER…AS SHE IS AN IDENTITY CRISIS…

I have no idea why that was in caps…my computer has a mind of it’s own…

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2015

06

Jul

Nicki Minaj Nipple Slip of the Day

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Nicki Minaj is some doughy clown of a pop act, that is not hot, interesting, fun or compelling. She’s just the same trying to figure out what the people want puppet, who happens to exist, but who probably shouldn’t exist, it was just good timing…

She’s really just a one hit wonder who has managed to stick around, I guess thanks to social media and showing her tit on stage.

I am more interested in anything that doesn’t involve a girl in fishnet pantyshose looking like she’s vacuum wrapped…and disgusting..

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2015

04

Jun

Nicki Minaj’s Cameltoe for Instagram of the Day

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I guess Nicki Minaj, who is recently single…decided to do a Chris Christie..

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You know showing the world what happens when you put on pants that are too tight for you because you don’t want to admit that you’re a fat chick because of all that waist training..with a big vagina from being railed by big black cock…that is hungry…so hungry…for pants…

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2015

15

May

Nicki Minaj in a See Through Dress of the Day

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Nicki Minaj wore a see through dress, that isn’t quite see through, but more see through as a concept, so that it’s “edgy” enough to get people to talk about but not see through enough for me to see her dick.

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2015

30

Apr

Nicki Minaj Whale Tail of the Day

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Nicki Minaj showed the world her underwear…which amazed the world because she was wearing underwear…and that goes against everything we ever thought about Nicki Minaj and her ass / vagina…but I guess when built like this…with a career like this…we can assume underwear is much needed as to not stain her pants now that she’ has no control over her bowels thanks to all the numbing ass imaplants…and cock…cock from the execs who made her…

But then again, what do I know…maybe she’s into underwear for the sake of showing underwear so people look at her in amazement because that ass is huge…

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2015

24

Feb

Nicki Minaj Instagram Moment of the Day

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I sometimes peruse Instagram….you know to see what is going on in the world, not that I actually care, but I need to get annoyed by the general public, in order to write this site with the utmost critical place…it’s like I need to scan all these idiots, famous people, and famous wannabe people’s social media they work so hard to generate some level of relevance…that for some reason, I reason I call “Tits get hits”…they are mainly slutty pics, just not slutty enough to get deleted…but ass and cleavage slutty…because that’s how you get noticed..and what I am amazed by the whole thing is how many of these plastic faced botox looking girls look like they are either Nicki Minaj or Kim Kardashian, with their fake ass and titties, like this look is a thing if you’re ethnically ambiguous, you know beige….

I’m not hating on it, but I remember when The Gap was mainstream….girls everywhere in ill fitting Khakis and button downs…Beige on White…perfect for the mall where they’d buy 20 dollar CDs…while now we’re dealing with fat ass, waist training video vixens…in thongs…and it’s just a level of trashy and weird…yet I can still masturbate to it…

To prove my point, because I am a journalist, here are some Nicki Minaj type impersonators I found in 2 minutes of looking on instagram….there are so many of them….it’s just crazy…and the good news is, most of them are better than the real thing…

I call them the Nicki Close Enoughs….

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2015

20

Feb

Nicki Minaj is Really Bad at Instagram of the Day

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I try not to spend any time on instagram. I find it fucking boring and I generally don’t give a fuck about the amateur photoshoot any motherfucker sets up in his basement with some random girl willing to show her tits that I happen to follow because I like girls who show their tits….

The whole thing is pretty fucking repetitive, low quality, and like anything, if you over saturate something, it totally devalues it. So what was maybe exciting or different 4 years ago, is now just bullshit noise that sucks…even though people still use it…and some of those people indclude Nicki Minaj…and she’s so bad at at…

Last night, she posted all these pics of herself…I guess she liked her outfit…or maybe she couldn’t decide which one to use…smile or no smile, fuck it I’ll post them all..and I just find the whole thing fucking weird, but then again, this is some girl the record label pulled out of acting school to become Black Gaga, who they decided to turn into Lil Kim…she’s got no real identity…but it’s funny to watch her try, I guess, if you find things that are totally not that interesting funny….which luckily I do.

The flaw in this…not enough ass implant shots..

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2015

19

Feb

Nicki Minaj Nip Slip and Thonged Ass of the Day

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Nicki Minaj wore a see through dress and thong….and also posted her own nip slip to her instagram channel, because that’s what being the most gangster bitch in the Hip Pop world, who sings about getting eaten out and having a big ass and titties, cuz that candy coated shit she was brought to market with just didn’t have the same impact….hardness or marketability…

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So she posted some nip slip – and kept it up -because she loves people talking about her and jerking off to her – since she was a fat teen, this attention is all she wants…

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2015

28

Jan

Nicki Minaj Booty Pic of the Day

Nicki Minaj is a phoney. Everything about her is a fucking lie. But there’s something magical about staring at her clown ass, even knowing it is fake, now that she’s become a video vixen booty model, female rapper, Lil Kim of the now…when she started out as a fat circus performer imitating Lady Gaga for the black market, you know because when you watch the curve of hr career, you really grasp how much of a puppet she is…and luckily for me, she the kind of puppet you’d want to fuck, which in your case is all puppets, since they are the only things that don’t say no to you…

This is from her Instagram…

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