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2011

08

Mar

Nicky Whelan Tits in Some Movie of the Day

Some criminal used their cell phone to capture some hot blond Australian tits in some movie that is really only good for these tits but that you should see because the tits aren’t quite as good without all the build up….

This clip may get the FBI on my dick as a bootlegger or pirate or whatever, but the reality is, I just downloaded it off the internet, and I’m putting it here for Marketing purposes, you know to make their shitty movie perform better, so if anything, they should be cutting me a check for my efforts, while you stare at the titties….

The reality is that the people bootlegging are people who work at the movie theater, cuz when I saw this shit, there were two guards watching the audience with night vision goggles, not a fucking lie….

Either way, here it is while I anxiously await a take down notice, or more likely – homeland security shutting me the fuck down. But at least it helped Nicky Whelan get noticed…

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2011

24

Feb

Hot Pussy at the Hall Pass Premiere of the Day

I was given tickets to the local premiere of Hall Pass. So the theater I was in didn’t have a red carpet and was filled with old ladies who won the shit on radio contests and shit…but even if I was at this premiere, the only thing that would have saved this movie would have been more of the baby sitters tits…That’s not to say I wouldn’t want to fuck the Blonde Australian …but I just can’t help but hate them for being part of what must be left over ejaculate that poored out of some Farrely brother wife’s asshole weeks after she gave him anal and was found and nurtured into the garbage that is this movie…if that makes sense……

The worst thing in all of it is that people hate being married and a hall pass could really be a revolutionary thing…and instead of showcasing that goodness, we were stuck watching two idiots fail at being men in what was probably some of the most embarrassing maybe even humilating way that wasn’t funny but just left me feeling sad….

I’m glad I saw it, I just wish people put more love into making movies that are actually good….maybe I’m just a hater…maybe this was the shittiest attempt at a movie review ever…I guess I’m no Siskel….

Here’s the Busty babysitter…

Here’s the tight bodied Australian….

Here’s Alyssa Milano’s pregnant mom tits you’d probably stay happily married to even if she’s a bitch to me on Twitter like she was Denise Richards…I love how she’s playing the pregnancy up…

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