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2021

06

Oct

Nina Agdal Panties of the Day

It is the year of Nina Agdal…

I’ve consistently written cyberbully shit on her, it’s kind of my thing that no one even bothers trying to cancel me for because my existence is enough of a joke….

But yeah, I’ve consistently made fun of her, not so much because I know anything about her, but because I like to make fun of everyone who has sold their soul to the industry…and has had success doing that.

I think the industry is a bad place that breeds idiots who think they are more important than they are, while making idiots who don’t have a brain believe that….

I used to think Nina wasn’t very hot, because it was a time when actual hot chicks were being published in the magazines, not gay dudes in lingerie, and I thought she snuck into the SI world, maybe tricked someone…because she wouldn’t have made my cut and she acted like she was some SUPER MODEL because of it….I just don’t like that cunty energy.

The only thing I could say that was positive about her was that she was fit, then she got fat….but this past year, she’s reclaimed her hotness, but maybe it’s because she’s covering her face in the selfie so I can focus on the good parts without distraction…maybe she knows she’s looking hot, getting that competitive spirit in and reclaiming what she feels she deserves….or maybe she just wants to be jacked off to cuz she works out and wants to reap the rewards…

I view this as a reminder of whether you’re ugly or not, you can overcome the ugly by being fit, when all the other bitches deteriorate….get lazy and soft…a fit body will carry a woman into her old age…assuming the world will still be around then…but at her level, the elites will likely use her as one of the women they breed with to keep the world populated in their image….

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2021

28

Sep

Nina Agdal Beached of the Day

Nina Agdal is a model who I’ve targeted since she first got her start as a bikini model with Sports Illustrated. I don’t know why I find specific people to target, it just happens organically, and Nina Agdal, who I felt was pulled out of the retard institution to pretend to be a model for Sports Illustrated like it was part of some inclusivity or affirmative action program….so for her entire Sports Illustrated career, her fit body wasn’t enough of a justification for her involvement in the magazine, I wanted to know who she fucked, or who she was related to because she was WAY too average in a time when Sports Illustrated had some integrity in their talent selections…

That said, when she was rolling into her 30s, she tried to get that A-Lister baby and dated Leo DiCaprio for 5 minutes, despite him being gay and I thought “Oh she’s almost broke through to that model dream of A-List cum inside her”….you know the model coming of age story of ending up with a rich and important person after a decade of being half naked trying to build a marketing campaign around yourself so that you appear to be good enough for these people…

Well, after hitting rock bottom, where she was doughy and left on the curb by Leo, she pulled up her fitness apparel and hit the workout scene in the Hamptons where she lives with Christie Brinkley, the den mother swimsuit model, because she’s fucking her son…and she’s managed to take what was a bloated body, and made it a hot fit body and EVEN her retard face looks less retard….

Meaning…NINA AGDAL is hot…I didn’t seen it before, but see it now….and that may not mean she’s not a shitty person, but it means she’s hot so we don’t care if she’s a shitty person, everyone’s a shitty person but not everyone is a hot person..

In case you missed it, she also posted a nude selfie looking hot as shit…so there’s that.

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2018

06

Jun

Nina Agdal Bikini of the Day

Nina Agdal Green Thong Tits in White Bra

There was a time, not so long ago where Nina Agdal pretty much disappeared. I assume it was because she was trying to play it cool when she was hanging with DiCaprio, so that he didn’t realize she was some opportunistic cunt trying to get ahead on his dick, she was playing the “oh I didn’t even know he was Leo DiCaprio when I met him, we just connected immediately”…something that happens when girls justify dating rich guys…because they don’t like coming across as whores..

In fact, the best strategy a sugar baby can pull is paying for dinner the first date, because the rich guy will think “She’s not using me”…only to find out that is the last thing she buys with her own money and that is the best investment of her life..that dinner….

So now that the Leo thing didn’t work out, she’s with Christie Brinkley’s son, another really rich guy, because Brinkley was a sugar baby in her own right, but a bit more of a legend when bikini model legends were a thing…so rich guys fought to get the bikini model pussy…and I guess has to pretend she’s still a bikini model to keep him interested in her because his mom was a bikini model and he values that as work…

So she’s been out there a whoring…trying to be hot…all while looking like a handicap…

The body’s good though..even now that she’s older and fatter…

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2013

30

Jan

Nina Agdal for Carl’s Jr of the Day

Carl’s Jr is back…this time with a fish sandwich….not the kind of fish sandwich I usually like my fame whore bikini models trying to get exposure eating….I’m more into the lesbian sex in a threesome kind of Fish Sandwich eating….

This ad, is hardly as intense as the previous ones they’ve done, sure this a behind the scenes, but I can tell it’s not gonna be awesome….and I am not just saying that cuz they used Nina Agdal….SI’s poster girl….who I assume is gonna be the cover this year….despite looking like she has downs syndrome….but maybe because she has downs syndrome in a make a wish foundation move….like she was Brooklyn Decker…back when Andy Roddick’s agents gave them no choice but to give her the cover…

She’s got a great body…and I guess when it comes to bikini models…that is what matters…

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