The face of a rescue dog living their best life in their new forever home. Is this one of Michael Vick’s Pitbulls being used to protest him being awarded or recognized at some NFL event? Sign the petition because the asshole is a fucking asshole to dogs….and we hate assholes who are assholes to dog…just look at the damage done to the dog….

Or is this NINA AGDAL the girl who Leo DiCaprio’s team accidentally hired as his girlfriend for a few weeks when they were trying to showcase how good he is to the handicapped after the SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIORS came at him for his appropriation of HANDICAPPED people in WHAT’S EATING GILBERT GRAPE….in a “How can I be anti retards, if I stick my dick in one that has a hot body”…people these days…so sensitive.

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Nina Agdal is out here bringing the Christmas spirit in a thong panty set to show off her hot body to her fans and hopefully find relevance again now that she’s old table scraps Leo DiCaprio left in his private jet a few years ago…..

The best thing about this video is that she is wearing a mask, because SHE KNOWS what we know…and that is that she’s a butterface…Use the mask so that you don’t get distracted by her retard face….and the mask is all Christmas themed which makes it better for all of us in that Christmas spirit but also better for her than the paperbag her butter face is used to…you know more light hearted and festive…here’s to hot bodies with ugly faces taking charge for the Holiday season.

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NINA AGDAL still hasn’t found her lost chromosome…but she’s trying….

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I don’t find Nina Agdal interesting or relevant. I don’t think she’s a compelling character who brings anything to the table/ world / anything.

I don’t find her hot. I don’t think she going to have much more of a career, or should have a career. She is just a fucking nothing.

So it is all down here from here for her, but that applies to ALL women on their 19th birthday….

This only existed because of Sports Illustrated when they were still a thing. She had a rocking fit body to divert with her forehead that could be caused by Downs Syndrome and was able to work the SI thing hard…

She is now washed up…but probably not as washed up as you’d like a pussy to be….some things just can’t be washed off…

Luckily for her, while doing the whole SI thing, she integrated herself amongst the rich dudes who are too busy to look too far into her, but instead get excited by the sheer fact she was in Sports Illustrated. Like living out a boyhood dream because rich dudes are lame as fuck, and take whatever they think is “of value”…or “cool” or that will make them stand out amongst other rich dudes without realizing this one isn’t hot, doesn’t offer much, and doesn’t deserve the payment or lifestyle…the child support cuz she’s looking to get knocked up…

She’s probably a pro manipulator, not that rich guys need much manipulating, they are idiots. I mean clearly a pro manipulator because she’s made it this far being this unattractive…just a master of manipulating men…

She even scored the job of Leo DiCaprio beard for a solid two weeks to get the other rich guys thinking she’s more valuable than she is….something pretty queer, but rich dudes are weirdos, and think “yeah I can get a girl Leo stuck his dick in, I’m cool, I’ve made it”….as pathetic as that is as a concept – it’s truth.

So Nina will have a fine future…aging…let’s hope her head isn’t going to grow anymore than it already has cuz then she’ll just become an obscure bobble fetish for an obscure rich guy….cuz I guess there’s something for everyone to jack off to…but this ain’t it for me.

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Nina Agdal looks like she has Downs Syndrome and like she should be doing TikTok videos like the other people with Downs Syndrome…because if you’ve scrolled TikTok you’ll know that’s where Downs Syndrome makes dance videos….

Instead she’s getting half naked, a bikini version of Downs. Affirmative action, give retards a chance especially if they have hot bodies, even CELEBS like Leo DiCaprio bought into it, gave that helping hand because when you’re Leo…you need to fuck weird things to get off…cuz you’re bored of the typical hot model pussy….but still useless….but people like her….and this is her…

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I don’t know when we made the move from calling Nina Agdal a full retard downs syndrome looking bitch who got work as a model because the world is about inclusivity, plus retards work for a fraction of the rate regular people work, not that SI pays any of these fame seeking, media HUNGRY sluts…and she is a slut, at least for the right rich dude….

I guess I felt bad for retards, you know comparing them to some sex worker….because I like retards, they are always in a good mood when not masturbating, but even when masturbating. They have super retard strength which comes in handy when you need a bodyguard, they look cute when dressed in tuxedos…and I used to work really menial shit jobs that hired retards to do the same tasks as me…true story…so I took a liking to them…and fucking with their retard heads…especially when it came to girls..I’d always tell my retard friend that the cashier wanted to date him, and that she had nipple rings, and other fun things…and he’d always go fucking nuts…and if I got him good…he’d break shit and ended up getting fired for assaulting that cashier…but I feel like I taught him a valuable lesson in love….that girls are mean…even to retards…and more importantly getting him out of that job that was exploiting him for 2 dollars an hour, eveen though I was only making 7, was fucking robbery…

The funniest thing about Nina Agdal is thinking about the retards we’ve known in our life, not the 31 year old (sure, more likee 40 year old) immigrant who tried dating Leo DiCaprio in an LOL, and ended up with Christie Brinkley’s rich loser son who I guess has no taste in women…

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Nina Agdal is getting lazy. You can tell by her sad flat ass as it tries to drown itself in the water….you know reaching for it….but not quite making it…in a big stretch that is clearly the most physical activity this 30 year old has got in a while…

I guess there comes a time in every fake model’s life where she turns 30, and the whole hype around her hot retard body that offset her full retard face, sort of dissipates and forces one to look at her full retard face instead of her body and ask “how did I ever find this hot”….any by “One” I mean Leo DiCaprio, who fake dated her for a while, to help her increase her profile in her last year of modeling…and I guess it worked cuz she’s moved onto a new Rich boyfriend, a son of a billionaire…who will make all her dreams come true….which are dreams of luxury and excess…even though she looks like the kid in a helmet playing with rocks cuz she doesn’t know any better..thanks to being a retard.

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Here are her tits…

Here she is in some magazine

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I just checked Nina Agdal’s Instagram because I heavily dislike her and think she’s a fucking scam of a model, with nothing hot about her….

And as it turns out she is in some weird 30 year old trying to be an influencer and targe women because that is where the ad dollars are….prostitute…

She wrote a massive caption on a workout video that was zero hot, clearly targeting women, about being empowered to not workout for 5 days, so that you can come back and hop in and take it step by step as some key to happiness.

What she neglected to write is that her key to happiness is finding a rich guy after being a whore on the social media and with the help of a media partner like Sports Illustrated, to become a bigger name or ego, so that when she gets with these rich guys she can with confidence try to convince them that she’s famous, successful, or whatever, but I highly doubt she’s made that much money….and everything she has done has been due to rich dick…which I guess makes her a sex worker…I mean retard looking sex workers is a thing….people will pay for anything…

All this to say, garbage.

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In case you were wondering, Nina Agdal is still a retard looking deformed head with a decently hot and fit body, because these retards have super strength and musculature to make up for their retardation….it’s a survival thing….

So despite being 40 years old…which is 100 years old in model years…not that I consider her a real model, even though she does. It’s her lifeline….

So in living up to her model fantasy of her being a model she’s still out there half naked for her fans and other rich dudes who finance her life….in case things with Christie Brinkley’s son don’t work out….

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In case you were wondering, Nina Agdal is still a retard looking deformed head with a decently hot and fit body, because these retards have super strength and musculature to make up for their retardation….and despite being 40 years old…she’s still out there half naked for her fans and other rich dudes who finance her life….like Christie Brinkley’s son, who she dates, because he is rich and understands the Bikini Model life cuz he’s mom’s a whore…so to him all women are whores…like Nina Agdal..

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